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Monday, March 31, 2008

It only takes a spark to get a fire Gloing...

Good Morning Boo!

I know you had a great time in Washington was it?... You are such a Grey Hair Tiger...Grrr baby grrr.


Okay... Ima gonna needa you to... pray...
Nothing big... Just... Thank you Lord for my new contract...

I am going over Jay-Z's bald head, and WE are going to get your contract renewed... Yes!
You don't think I'm giving up on you... do you? Ha... I don't feel no ways tired...

Everyday... Jay= Thank you Lord for my new contract for Tonight Show with Jay Leno ...(it doesn't have to be out loud)

I know .... it's been a while... God's cool with that...
He still remembers you...( you are one of his favorites) so hit it...(That was fast... Praise Him Boo!)
Thanks in advance....
You do your part... and I will do mine...( Wonder Green Power... activate...form of... an new contract)

Jeff Zucker is not the King...

Jay Leno has the Victory!... and new 5 year 50 Million Dollar Annual Contract for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno....... Gooooooooo Boo!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tonight Show Biz...

John Melendez had a great warm up... a black girl sang and rocked it...
The wild Golf guys caught a Tonight Show with Boo Football... and gave it to me..
All during the show... wolf-man informed me about how he played foot ball in High School...Ahhh

Gidget(E.P of the show) has defied me!... She was totally hot... it's not enough that she is all powerful at the Tonight Show... no... not enough... it's not enough that she is a skinny white chick... no.... not enough... she.. Gidgit... she and her perky hooters ( Gidget probably bounce quarters off herself for fun) and open toe sandals on... I can't compete with that!...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! it was better when she was a poor cue card writer!

HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLE... YOU DID A GREAT JOB ON MS. K (PAGE) BUT SHE HAS GREAT HAIR ALL THE TIME... I LIKE THE BIG LOOSE CURLS... FEEL FREE TO GRAB AND TACKLE IF YOU HAVE TO... OTHER PAGES... THANKS...

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Guest:


Jodie Foster.. she looked great... nice legs... sweet heels... Jay asked her about her phobia about snakes...

Dear Jay Leno...
Lesbos don't like snakes ...of any kind
Thanks...

Cedric the Entertainer was fat and jolly... Cedric had on a lavender sweater....he looked like a new flavor of Kool-aid.. Cedric is making a serious acting debut and they showed a clip... NOT... there is nothing serious about a fat black guy dressed in red... OH YEAH!

I love Cedric and he waved at me during the musical guest....

Cedric mother's brother is my neighbor... he is the town drunk... he stays 24 hour drunk... so funny... I can't wait to tape his behind...

I have met Cedric a few times... I think I have a picture somewhere...

Lilli Hayden... was this micro lady who can play a mean fiddle... she had this broke down looking "Seal "(The singer not a sea animal)... she was good.. Jay was drooling over her... he embarrass me sometimes...

I met some interesting people in line... Videos up later..

In Line I Met..

These kind people who gave me a hot dog and lemonade... Yea!

Greg C. Twiford the World Famous Animal Coordinator.... ( animals do need to coordinate)

This was my dancing crew

"These are the Majestic Golf Guys of Trilogy Golf Course.... They are going to watch the women play golf tomorrow... say hi to Roberta from the Tonight Show with Jay Boo(All day they kept saying they love chocolate... they were so funny)These are the first people in line...(after you know who... Mr. Natalie Natalie)




People lie all the time to get a better spot in line all the time... I don't treat anyone special...(The guy was lying)


The Tonight Show Hillbilly...YeeHaw!








Cedric the Entertainer... GloZell the Great... and some non funny guy... and a thumb in the way..

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Le CostGlo...

( Please Look at Fightn' Mad Mary's blog... She is a gift from God... Thanks F.M.M. You are a superior person and I had the best time... Thanks for the mystery color camisole)


Fightn' Mad Mary dined on crab and shrimp stuffed ravioli
I enjoyed the Pot Roast... Fighn't Mad Mary... got a workout... We decided to live it up by getting dessert at Le IKIA....


The Recap...






The problem






The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Adventure...






To Be Continued... in da Hood... Ha

What color do you think this is?... cuz I don't know... Fightn' Mad Mary... You were right!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

outtakes

This was late at the Tonight Show line and I thought no one was coming on the day Conan was a guest...



I was talking to Maurice when I was interupted by a Loud Conan Fan! (The loud Conan fan owns R AND B PHOTOGRAPHY...www.myspace.com/RandBphoto...)



On Conan day... When I was talking to Kelsy and Sarah... Maurice was talking right next to me... I had a slight attitude and Maurice didn't help...

I am trying to find the video I have of (Wolfman) Max doing his Easter Bunny dance...

and none of my video's are marked so... it's trial and error.... mostly error... found it!


Friday, March 28, 2008

Gloing mad Mary....

Great job Boo! You proved my point... That Silver Fox... can still hunt...

Good show... see ya later... It's lesbian day at the Tonight Show... they are such fun!
Take care!

In line:

Fightn' mad Mary came to the show! ( we are going to dine at Le Costco tomorrow)
Mary treated me to lunch at my favorite... Choza Moma... She had Cilantro Chicken and Plantains... I had... a number 8.... deliciousWhen I went to pick up my tickets... I was walking by the NBC parking lot..( I look like Donna Summer.. the later years)and there was a grapefruit in the NBC parking lot... how random....I met Brian Jacobson who's nephew Benjamin was a kid inventor on the show today!



I met Rick last year and he told me a interesting story about Johnny Carson



(Wolfman) Max.... found a gorilla and a red rhino ... he also want Jay Leno to buy a few trees off of his property so that Jay can make his own old nick knacks.. Hmm Jay I knew you like old cars... but I didn't know you... make your own...








Before the show... Mary saw Sexy Mafia... ( That man is ultra ultra hot... I can't even speak to him)



John Larroquette... I love him... he is chill... not a bad guest... not one that people oohed over...



Kid Inventors... they were very creative... Fightn' mad Mary and I cheered for Benjamin very loudly because we met his uncle...



K. D. Lang.... She has a smooth mellow voice... Lang had on a white suit... and no shoes... K. D. has lost some of the weight she has gained over the years... I think she is a very handsome and strong person....

Crowd cam...a young lady painting her toe nails in line...

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Glonan

A shout out to Kate B. and Shannon Heart who I haven't seen in 20 years... thanks for the call this morning I can't wait to see you both... loVe ya.. stay Bodacious
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This is for you big headed Conan... People like you...












an out takesfrom yesterday... crazy girls talk about who is funny fat... so random...
< ----------------------------------- In line I met a few great people... Mark and Ernesto from Phillidelphia

Greg and his Conan loud mouth girlfriend who shared her cookies with me... Yea!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Glo Torre...

Good Morning...

As you know... yesterday's show sucked... with a capitol F...

You need a plan B. ... Thing to do when the show is laying eggs...

1. Keep Peter O' Toole in a coffin back stage and just drop whiskey leading to the stage... he'll find it... Peter will tell some story about back when he was in his 90's and drunk and we will laugh...

2. Play the video of the turtle mating with the dish pan...

3. Wanda Sykes, Katt Willams, Bill Cosby and his 4 hour sit down stories... heck, interview Kevin Eubanks... color adds color...

you get the idea....

Yesterday Jay you were a hero... like a captain who goes down with the ship...

The audience can't complain... we got our monies worth... ( I just look at Jack #1 camera man.. he is even hotter with his hair cut... that keeps me entertained)

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On the show Today...

Tonight Show did a skit with Barack Obama and Hilliary Clinton...

I went back and forth with my opinion of that skit...
Barack said things like i am going to beat you Bit**, " Tap that AZ" and made reference to his super penis... um...



I think what bothered me was that Hilliary's spoof was based off of facts... pant suit... Bill not being with her... misspeaking about snipers...

Barack spoof was both Barack things and stereotypical black guy...
So I asked myself ... if this was BET would black writers write the same thing...
YES.. even more...

I would have felt like it was more... fair... if Hillary... liked Barack advances and wanted to make out with Barack...

He was the sexual one and she wasn't...
The stereotypical white woman... wants that Black Mandingo... I mean if you are going to go there... Go there... (Fightn'mad Mary and Melinda... please give me a comment on that skit... if you watch )

NEWS JUST IN..BLACK PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN... WE HAVE OKAYED THE SKIT... IT WAS GOOD...


John Krasinski from the show "The Office".... very cute... witty...

Joe Torre ( who I thought was a black comedian) a baseball coach... I think... sports people love him...

Musical guest Jose Gonzalez who had a lot of fans in the audience... Jose is a folk-y type... he had a bongo player and a Asian woman playing the cowbell... He needed more cowbell! Go Cart Greg... Where's the party?... you picked up some libation after the show...

I heard Page Dimple Dan got a restraining order against me... GET TWO BABY! one wont do...

I am going to a play so I will have to finish late tonight... I wanted to get something up before I left...
Thanks and good night...

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Mommy Mail--------- I Thank God for my Mommy

Life is Perception..

Are you a Pauper or a Superstar?... So you act... So you feel... So you are...

It's not about the size of your car but the size of the faith in your heart...

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joe Torrey... comedian... " Hey I thought I was on the Tonight Show "

Mom and Daughter... Vote Jay
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4 for Conan... 1 for Jay...

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Dodger Dave... Vote Jay... kinda...


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Die Hard fans of "The Office and Biscuits...


Hot crazy chicks...

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Glo-struction

Today I met Sexy Pete...

videoI hung out with the guys who are working on a fire system... Thanks cute dirty guys of Burbank... Thanks... I had a great time...









You go Glo... Thanks Springfield Ladies.. and Byron for being such a good sport... Thanks so much sorry I was hard on you Byron... Thanks again...








This is the opinion of a very diverse group... race and age... Thanks everyone...






Steve Cohen... had this picture of him and Jay... Steve was getting on every one's nerves about how to get the picture signed by Jay... ended up... getting another picture of Jay holding the first picture and forgot to ask Jay to sign it... he will try again soon... I ran into Fankie Anne at Acapulco... I use to play live music at her dance classes...(piano) ---------------------------------------------------------------------
( this morning before the show)
Yesterday was a good show... tell me... did you get the urge to throw dirt on Peter O Toole.?.
I mean the guy is so old... might as well get a jump on things...

People really love you Jay Jay...

Be strong Boo... Thursday is going to suck... Interviewing Conan O' Rotten...
I know you have to say " Conan is great and I approve him taking over the Tonight Show" do you take a drink before that lie?...

I am hoping and praying that NBC sees the light... and that's you Boo...

Once again great show... very diverse... very funny... Great Show yesterday... y'all better not screw it up today... wait till Thursday...

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Today...(after the show)

Tonight Show... You screwed it all the way up!

First of all John Melendez those two children I saw are not your kids... not because they are very very cute... but... Blond?... Your wife is smoking hot...what guys would call a MILK... I mean MILF (John must make a poo load of money)The monologue was cool... whatever...

Abrigail Breslin.... cute...yada yada... her mom was sitting next to me off to the side...
Abrigail I got two words for you... Nutra System... Catch it before it starts child... Seth Myers... Head writer of Saturday Night Live... (This hurts to say... I am a fan of SNL) But Seth you stunk... I was more entertained when Joe M (Penis Writer of the Tonight Show... I mean Head Writer) yelled at me during the WGA Strike...

Seth was so boring I was looking for the remote control ... then I realized I'M STUCK... this is Live...

Hold on I got a call... (yes... ok... I will tell him... thanks... bye..)

Joe M.... "Out of the Closet" called and they want that ugly gay behind pink striped shirt back... it was suppose to go to the Blind Circus....Thanks...

( Joe M. can you tell your wife to send me some brownies... that's the only thing I miss about the strike... oh yeah and a funny Tonight Show... Thanks)

Musical guest Steve Earl... I was like... what... the ... Zuck.... is... this?... It was different... um... a D.J. and a guy with the worlds worst comb over... Bring back the black people... even the secret black people ... the show was better! Where was the pimp cup?... something?...

The song was fine.. yeah that's about all...
Don't repeat this show... ( I had more fun outside before the show... you can join me Boo)
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Dear Page Danny...
The ultra fine one with dimples..
You said hello and touched me on the shoulder...
that is dangerous fine little white boy...
you keep messing with me...
and I will nail you like a hammer...
you won't remember you name...
Once you had Glo...
wont want no mo...
Fo sho...

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GLOZELL'S GHETTO PHOTO...
When Maxi Pads attack!

Monday, March 24, 2008

GloZell Glo' Toole

In line:
Jcole77.wordpress.com johnacole.blogspot.com... John blogs from coast to coast..
His father the Late Ron Cole was an Electrical Engineer 30 years at NBC Burbank... Vickie and Ron..Mike ,Me, Paul, and Francesca... video videoOkay...here we go.. George Apelskog, Rose Van Parys, Ryan Apelskog, Keather Grigg, Matt Apelskog, and Katherine Tanner (back)The sexy french people from Canada... Louie Scarfo who interpret English for Isabelle videoHey take the pic from the other side... Goodbye to NBC Page Danielle from Toluca Lake ( Black Barbie) Danielle is perfect... she always looks good... very smart... Danielle is going into entertainment law.. She has landed a great job at Universal Pictures... if other NBC Page's paid attention to their looks all the time... they will have a better chance getting a job... Danielle hasn't been at NBC a year... Congratulations...
video Speaking of Pages... Welcome new Pages... one already is on my good side... the others Beware.. ha ha ha... I can't wait for you to get name tags.. I am dying to know the name of the new page who looks like a cousin on the Dukes of Hazard... yeehaw ( you all have 1 week to learn how to count to 30)

Page Ben... I saw you Saturday in a orange and brown stripped shirt... dancing in the street on Magnolia... What were you doing?

PLEASE HELP PAGES GET NEW UNIFORMS...

On the TODAY SHOW.... Style editor Bobbie Thomas shows the old and new looks and tells how you can help choose the winner. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/23777701

VOTE ON THE CUTEST UNIFORMS... HELP YOUR FELLOW PAGE!

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Tonight Show Biz...

Well Gidgit... nice of you to come to work today... You look hot as ever...

Peter O'Toole... WOW... Amazing.. amazing!... Peter's stories are fascinating...
Peter was funny and I just love him.. ( I have only seen Peter on the Tonight Show with Boo.. never a movie or show) He is a great guest... ( Peter O'Toole got a standing ovation)

Peter enjoyed the music during the breaks... tapping his foot and nodding his head...
Oh Peter when you looked.... alive... you were hot... Katt Williams... funny and not embarrassing ( like Arsenio Hall).. His views are truthful and funny and every time I saw Katt in the comedy clubs he had the biggest bodyguard and the prettiest woman... Katt Willams is a great guy.. and I am glad that he is getting much success... Katt Williams gave Jay a Pimp Cup... nothing is funnier than Jay Leno drinking out of a goblet that is covered in Bling...

Lenoa Lewis... I was shocked when the screen went up... SHE IS BLACK? I have seen her picture and never thought she was black... but she is... I'm looking at her and... she is black..
she has hips and everything... Lenoa doesn't photograph black at all... her mom is white and father African black... like... Halle Berry, Mariah Carey...

Leona's voice is superior and her back up singers "The Weava Diva's" ... they had more tracks than a train station.. okay...

Leona Lewis was born in the London district of Islington to parents Aural Josiah, a Guyanese Afro-Caribbean youth worker, and Marie Lewis, a social worker of Anglo-Welsh descent.[5][6] At the age of five, she attended the Sylvia Young Theatre School,[6] and later the Italia Conti Academy[7] and the BRIT School[8] Wow I bet the Tonight Show didn't know that Leona was a Barack Obama... ha ha...

(They had more black people on the show than in the audience.. I am proud of you T.S.)
John Cole... his views on the Tonight Show... a big Leona Lewis fan...

videoBefore the show John Melendez told the audience to laugh at his bit... when it came time... John screwed up the line... Jay called him on it... John was like " I told you I was going to mess this up" John said that all during the break. to everyone.... I don't know if they are going to edit that part out...
They should keep it in because it was funnier than the bit...

Thanks John Melendez... I finally caught the red T. S. skull cap... now I just have to catch the blue... and I'm done... Thanks... I like you again.. John Melendez... um... friend to friend... you need to wear dark shirts... you sweat profusely under your pits... ask Vickie R. (singer) what she does because she has that under control now.. What ever she switched to works... Thanks...----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------My Tribute to Al Copeland... the founder of Popeye's Chicken... he was 64... Rest in 1 piece spicy...I love that chicken from Popeye's...