Stuck in Florida

GloZell couldn't get to the Library today, so a blog will be coming soon.

Posted by Boyfriend

GloHell... Florida!

Well, Sunday I had a great time at church, and Boyfriends family Holiday party...
Monday I met great people at the airport....

My sister picked me up along with a friend of hers....
Depression hit me.... as I entered my mother's house... ( The house is falling apart and I can't do anything about it... the mold... spiders... ants... termites... clutter... rust... wasps!)

My sister threw away my MICHAEL JACKSON COLLECTION WITH THRILLER JACKET AND BEAT IT JACKET!... moved all of my stuff out of my room and replaced it with hers!....

Went to church with sister Christmas Day.. Felt better for 30 minutes...
Visited family... now I am ready to go back to California...
Can't find my camera... (last time I saw it my sister was looking at the pictures I took)

Darell Jenkins who I did plays with and use to work with at Universal Studios Orlando Fla.... Father had liver cancer... his mother who was his father's caretaker... had a heart attack and died last Monday... then his father died Wednesday the same ... had both funeral the same week...

I tried to think " How can I be depressed when Darell is going through so much"....

I'm just ... I hate myself in Florida... I'm doing my best to work through it...

The only thing that brings me pleasure(besides seeing my family which I did in one day) is blogging... but now I have no camera... can't afford another one... feel like I can't breathe...


My mother is giving me pointers on loosing weight... "Hold in your hips and feel the burn"... "Jump on a trampoline everyday and drink hot water"
DID I MENTION... MY MICHAEL JACKSON COLLECTION HAS BEEN THROWN AWAY!



I have to blog at the Orlando Public Library... Cost me 2 dollars to renew my card sense I had one in 1978... Can only use wifi with a card on the second floor....

I am looking into how much it will cost me to change my ticket to leave today or tomorrow...

If you don't hear from me I have KILLED myself!

Glo's Dreaming of a Black Christmas...

Our troops are at war... A woman, a black man, and a Mormon is running for President of the US for the first time... but who cares because.... JAMIE LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT... -----------------------------------------------------

Phone Call with Sister:

G---------- Boyfriend' mother gave me a gift that you would like so I'm giving it to you for Christmas because it's your favorite color...

D--- I know you told me... re-gift is better than no gift...

G---It is made up of several gifts so... I can spilt them between you and mom... that way she can have a gift for her Birthday (Dec 24TH)

D----- NO!

G--- All I have for mom is a picture I took in front of a coffee shop with her first and middle name..

D--- You found a coffee shop named Gloria Jean? ... that's good enough.

G---- Dee come on...

D--- No!

G--- Are we going to Tampa for Christmas Day?

D--- Every one is coming to our house.

G-- Mom is going to try and cook! (She is the only black woman from the south who can't cook)...Who is coming?

D-- No one... I'm going to Sea World... I got a ticket for you too so you have to go.

G-- DeOnzell... take mom to Sea World on the 24TH...

D-- I will think about it... I will See how my nerves are...

D--- Nick Lachey's choir won "Clash of the Choirs"(On NBC)... It was so good !His choir did the Flight of the Bumble Bees accapella ... I stood up in the Living Room...he deserved to win... it was the best...

G--- Must have been good if he beat Patti Labelle's choir

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I will be leaving for Florida on Monday... I will bring my computer because the last computer my mother had used cassette tapes and had a black and green screen... I will post no later than humpday hopefully earlier.

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This year Paris Hilton spent more time in jail than... OJ Simpson

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OJ Simpson not a Jew let me tell you who is: (By mother, father, both or Converting)

Josephine Baker---singer

Lisa Bonet

Nell Carter
Sammy Davis Jr.

Bissy bone---rapper from Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony

Ben Harper

Lenny Kravitz

Elliott Maddox--Base Ball Player

Rain Pryor--- Richard Pryor's daughter

Tracee Ellis Ross

Sean Stockman-- Boys II Men

Wanya Morris-- Boy II Men

Monifa Brown ... Associate Producer of the show "Jazzset with Bradford Marsalis".

L-R: Rabbi Levi Ben Levy, Rabbi A. Jona, Rabbi D. Small, Chief Rabbi W.A. Matthew, Rabbi M. Stephens, Rabbi E. Grey. Harlem, NY 1967 Paula Abdul
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Happy Holiday's to every one who has ever took the time to look at my blog thank you so very much!......

And a special thank you to Boyfriend, Fight'n mad Mary, Rithy who have helped me so much with this computer stuff...

and GloZell.com : Executive Board of Directors: Melinda, Dan W, Observer,Fightn' mad Mary, Rithy, Leslie S.

Merry Christmas!

GG at ABC...General Hospital...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SADIE C. (I'm nine months late but..) I MET HER PARENTS DAVE AND KELLY AT THE TONIGHT SHOW SEP. 2006 ( back when I was on the guest list and treated like the Queen I am... but I digest) THANKS SO MUCH FOR KEEPING UP WITH ME!...

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At ABC my name was on the list!...Well close enough...

I ate at the Commissary...Is that what the C stands for...cause Taco Bell gets an A and you know they use tasty rats! The gang: Sandy(who runs things) Russel(From WACO Texas...enough said) The Enchantress ( who takes 4 hours to eat) and Bobbie ( who talks a mile a minute)....They were simply the best.... I can't wait to go back!... It was like meeting people you all ready know....
Chris is in the Video Department at ABC ...he has the sweetest Grandmother (who spoils him rotten) Chris use to be a Page at NBC...he also enjoys producing music!(LoVe ya)
This is the Gray's Anatomy Hospital...(turn your computer around)
You go McDream Girl....

This is me on the General Hospital...hospital set...

I was enjoyed the Green Room...
Thank you ABC for treating me like royalty... the guards up to the director was totally friendly...I can't wait to be an extra nurse or something... (Thanks J-fronya)
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GLOZELL"S GHETTO GOSSIP!

Tony Parker who is married to Eva Longoria is suing a Tabloid Magazine for saying he had an affair... I guess it was more than one....

Jamie Lynn Spears is having a baby at 16, and is finally getting the attention she always wanted... That didn't work for Beyonce little sister who did the same thing...(had a baby)... I still don't know her name, know her name...Nothing gets me more in the warm and toasty Christmas Spirit like the NBC Holiday Show Clash of the Choirs... (ahhh)

What store at the mall did NBC find them...Lane Bryant?

If they want a competition with those choirs...name it Clash of the Buffet...The uniforms were cute...

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One of my favorite Christmas songs is" The Little Drummer Boy" Why? You ask... Because he was confident and ghetto....

Who else is going to show up to see a new born baby unannounced and with out a gift... Ghetto!

Mary--- Hi... thank you for stopping by.... the Wise men just left but...they don't know anything about babies...what am I going to do with Gold, Frankincense, and Muir... Sorry for the attitude... Joseph said he was an carpenter but he hasn't built bed one... Shepherds keep showing up.. and they smell so bad... I have to deal with these animals... I can't sleep with this bright light up in the sky... but I finally got Jesus to sleep.

So what did you bring?... formula.. a rattle... blanket?

Little Drummer Boy... I was just going to beat my drums... you know pa rum pa pum pum?...

Mary--- What.... Joseph! Come get this boy out this cave before I loose it... He want to beat a drum!..( I wish he would beat a drum and let every one know where we are)

Joseph-- Let him... (it will calm my only nerve left... that Angel left out a few details)...

Mary-- It's suppose to be a Silent Night... Holy night.. All is calm...yada yada!

Jesuse wakes up)

Joseph --- Go on kid play something... before she get started again...please.

(LDB-- played the best he could...nice soft African rhythm...)

Mary---That's nice...(and nodded)... (Jesus smiled)... (the animals were mesmerized...looked like they were keeping time)

(The boy finishes)...(Joseph wants the boy to stay)

Mary---That was beautiful.. I wish I had something to give you...

LDB--- I understand...I am a poor boy too... (LDB kissed Jesus on the forehead... and left)

Everyone has a talent... Use it....

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I think I will go to a hospital on the Maternity Ward and just beat a drum and see how that goes... Those women would probably beat me...

Joseph---- I think we are going to be just fine...

Mary-- Yes...But we will register at Bed Bath and Be-yonder next time... ha ha ha

(both sing) pah rum pa pa pum pum...

Works every time.... just me and my drum....

GloZell's Ghetto Gossip!

YES I"M BACK!


So all the Late Night people are going back...Suprise!...Is someone from WGA going to heckle Jay Leno when he returns....like they did Carson Daly?
I wish someone would try... NBC won't need security that day if I'm there!

So we all been played...Do you think Jay and his writers didn't know that he was going back in January?

Do you believe that Jay isn't going to have any help from any writers when he returns....HA HA HA! David Letterman will have writers...and Jay is going to...wing it...I don't think so! Let's say my name is.... (oh, let's just pull one right out of the air)... JOE-zell M.ean and I am Jay's Head Writer who he talks to EVERYDAY...

Would I..... JOE-zell M.ean just let my friend/boss... WING IT...not slip him a joke... a concept...something?..

What do you think we have been TALKING about for 7 weeks!... High School Musical?

I JOE-zell M.ean who has been writing for JAY LENO for 15 years... would consult with Jay.... for no pay.. .of course.... I wouldn't want anyone blogging that Jay pays his writers!


(Joe M. (Jay's head writer) Do you have something to say to me.?... Oh I didn't think so! You can call me... Ms. Nubian Beautiful Creature... or Ms. NBC for short)


JAY WILL BEAT DAVID LETTERMAN IN THE RATINGS! BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! When I (GloZell) come back to the show ... I will also attend Carson Daly's piece of show from time to time... (I blogged that with attitude!)

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Lynn Spears (16 years old) is pregnant! That's worse than Brittany Spears(her sister) who was older and married when she had both her kids! (they were so cute in the Got Milk add) If Jamie wants to be like Brittany who drives recklessly with her children...What's Jamie going to do to top that...Bungee Jump with her kid.... Mrs. Spears (da Mom)... was due to have a book on"How to be a good parent the Christian way"

Unless I missed the part where Jamie Lynn is " Mary" and her boyfriend is "Joseph"...That book would do great on Si-Fi/ True-to-Life Fiction shelf!...or she can change the name to "How to be a good parent to a 16 year old tramp and still love the Lord"... Brittany was a good role model for Jamie Lynn I'm writing a book for men called" Stop Spearing the Spears"...In your local book store this summer. ---------------

Tyra Banks really thinks she is Oprah... Tyra has been giving out lots of gifts on her show...gaining weight..(probably her thyroids also)

Now all she needs is a "Best Friend"...Who is less pretty with big gums...( Tyra's Shim friend Miss J will do)HOT MESS! And be in and /or Support ,Schools, Produce Movies, and Plays... where MOST of the Black women, don't have a weave, straightening comb, perm... and no make-up...and are outside a lot!
Such as: Color Purple, Color Purple the Musical, Beloved: Their Eyes Were Watching God..Do you know how hard it is for Halle Berry to look bad!The Great Debater...Oprah Leadership Academy for Girls..

Oprah is always the best looking woman on her the set. (Okay...not mad at her for that)
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Major League Baseball!

They want to stop Steroids and Human Growth Whatever? Are they nuts! Have you ever sat through a Baseball Game? It's about 12 hours long!

I CAN"T HANDEL THE TRUTH !

If they take the players speed pills away...How much longer and more boring would Baseball Be? If the players don't mind their gonads shrived up to the size of a raisin... just to hit the ball as far as they can... Let them drink Juice... So I can buy some peanuts and Cracker Jacks and go home! --------------------------
I was thinking about the swastika thing ...how Hindu people want to bring it back in a positive way .... Will never work in the USA!

What would I look like wearing a noose around my neck talking about" I want this to now Represent Family Unity...

And the Middle finger...when you flick people off....it now represents... LoVe...