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Thursday, July 31, 2008

How GloZell should get a Man....

WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS PICTURES THAT ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN... YOU MUST BE 25 YEARS OLD TO SEE PICTURES... THANKS
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ROSS THE INTERN PASSING OUT HOT DOGS... THAT WAS COOL!
ROBIN THICKE WAS GOOD... The last time Robin performed... hot mess.. so this was terrific... it woke me up....

FEEL FREE TO TURN TO JIMMY KIMBLE... AFTER ALL IT HAD TO BE A BETTER SHOW!

Hey Jay if you trying to get me wanting to see Conan ... keep up the hit and miss joke-a-thon with the monologue...
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early before the show

Good morning Jay-Boo.... ( my computer is now working during early morning... I guess that is when the wi-fi is strong so I will have to back track and put up videos from this week later)

Well since I am getting up there in years... I thought I would go to my elder for advice... boy did she tell me a thing or two...








Sis. Gertha Collins... --- Thanks for visiting with me... we have a church picnic...
GloZell---- I like hanging with you... I learn from you and you keep it real... so many people tip to around things and it's just a waste of time....

Sis G. Collins --- What's on yo head girl?
GloZell--- Oh... I didn't feel like being a human today... so I am a Bunny...
Sis G. Collins... Oh yea... I wants ta be a bunny too... am I too old?

GloZell --- Sis. Collings I am learning you can be what ever you want to be when ever in life... nothing stopping you but you ... that's what you said also...

Since I don't have my own family... I hope someone would come and visit me in my 90's... so I have a great time with Sis. Collins...

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Now I never thought that black men were dogs but... WHAT THE? ( at Comic con people wanted to take pictures of me " Bunny Blogger" Black Bunny, Boobie Bunny" the names kept coming so this interview was short because someone wanted a picture..)









Comic Con... is a crazy place....
It was very interesting...I like this doggie...Suicide GirlsAlice said" I don't mind Cat Woman playing in my Rabbit Hole"... No one's looking at mine so who am I to judge...

Naughty Alice and Cat Woman were nice to me and that's all I am going by... people are grown and they can do what they want....

I just want my own white man.... to dominate... hee hee hee (white guys love that freaky stuff)ah... wrong kind of white guyYeah... I guess I will have to wait on the Lord like Sister Collins said... cuz... I pick the wrong guys!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

It's my Birthday... Yea! for GloZell

Four decades and a year ago on this day in the city of Orlando ... a baby girl child was born and the world hasn't been the same...

By 41 I was suppose to be rich and famous... have two kids a house a dog and a cat and the most wonderful husband ( who could put up with me... White Husband by the way)...
Somehow... non of those things happen for me but I am so happy that my mother is Cancer free... I have had the most unbelievable two years at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... I love ( not like all of them) but love The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Cast and Crew... and this really hot guy who works another show but I see him walking ... and now he says hi... wow... thanks " Creed"...

The Tonight Show has been my "Cheers" where I feel like I am somebody and I can do anything... I am needed and I love it... so thanks NBC for the last two years...
and thanks Jay ... I will honored the restraining order you have on me so... I won't ask for my one and ONLY Birthday Picture with you ...


Today is my third and unfortunately my last Birthday going to the Tonight Show with my Boo-zizel Jay Leno ( he is so dreamy)... I have had such a great time at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... it was like by Birthday every day...

except when Joe M.( Jay's Head Writer) Yelled at me during the strike... ( it was kind of sexy...white man with backbone... love it)
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This is my best kiss for the year (my only one really) so if you are going to kiss a white guy... might as well make it a legend... hee hee hee...

Jay are your lips available? ( Heck anyone white guys lips? I am desperate... ha ha ha) I heard you were a great kisser Jay...

I didn't get to kiss Jay. ( Mavis would kick my Ba-Donkydonk.. but I got Ray!)



I Love California... maybe I can get into Voice Overs...


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Happy Birthday GloZell!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

GloZell felt the earth move..

You must see this show... Seth Rogan was talking about masterbation... and then the lady Joan Allen... was worst! Then Third Day... a Christian Band...
oh... Jay Walking was very good... and Jay cracked about going to ABC... very good wild show...
I am going to something and I will be back...
Did ya'll feel da earth quake?... It was wild!

Okay I am going through my computer working when it feels like it...

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Comic Con... I met Mr. Frogman ( who was a woman...) and Mr. Fonication....

Monday, July 28, 2008

Glo Momma Mia!

The show was interesting... the monologue was funny... very funny... that Obama Mia ... who ever thought of that... give that person a Raise Jay... ( not that often I'm like Man I wish I had thought of that... Obama Mia was one... great job... loved the Soul Train bit...)...

Brandon Frasier... cute in a duh kind of way... he is not to bright... after his interview he walked off the stage... "Happy Feet" had to tell him... no you stay on the couch... stay cute Brandon....

A otter bit Jay... funny...
Gnarl es Barkley... weird... strange... demented... I liked it because it was different and I would love to have him on again just to see what he would do...
I met a great family today from Dallas Texas and I will finish this latter I am celebrating my Birthday... (Which is Wed. July 30th)...
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Comic Con Contiues...
Suicide Girls...

GloZell at Comic Con... AKA CrazyLand!

I went to San Diego by train... ( I was the Conductor cuz my Birthday is a coming) Lots of People at Comic Con... Antonio G. told me the ropes about Comic Con and that helped me a lot... it's a lot to see...The Voice of Sponge Bob Square Pants... ( he was sick and didn't want to give me his cold)

Aw... this guy came as Barack Obama... how nice...Yeah.. I saw all kinds of things and people...
I did not know this man was tying to bite me! There were so many Dark Jokers... Yes save me Indian Jones Man! The Suicide Girls...Just great... more boobs... where is the ... Hey Spartan!Wow!... Me likey da Spartan Man!... aaah... this was the best costume! The Best... mmm mmm mmm!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Still posting... just got back from Comic Con

This is for Friday...
In line we had a good time as always...( Pictures and Video up by tomorrow)

Hey it's Matt the NBC Page Last Day ( on the left) and his brother Ryan! Cool to meet you...My People from Dallas Texas...I met fun people...
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OMG...

Triumph the Insult Dog... Was off the chain... he was shocking, funny, nuts, crazy, insulting, and outrageous.... it was a must see...

Jesse McCarthney.... was soooo cute and I loved the song... he was great... and his fans were also...

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Glo for the Gold!

GloZell it's time to Change...


I want my living conditions to change... lack of job situations to change... lack of Health care to change... weight to change... lack of money to change...

lack of husband and family to chance ( white guy...that part hasn't changed..hee hee) but when it comes to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno... Jay Leaving? couldn't see that at all...

Hypocrite GloZell... I mean I lashed out at the President of NBC... because he doesn't see things my way... hmmmm....

This is the year for change.... and never thought I was one of those closed minded people who fight against change...
So....

Jay Leno... Congratulations on such success at NBC... but your time is up... and you will do well ANYwhere you go...

Congratulations Conan O'Brien... you got the greatest Late Night Show ever... it's your time to reign at NBC Late night... NBC is a great company and they have to know what they are doing...

Jay Leno... we are going to have a fun what... ummm 10 months to go... hey... let's enjoy...
Don't be scared of change...

Thanks NBC... great lesson learned...

THANKS JEFF ZUCKER FOR RUNNING AND INCREDIBLE COMPANY I WISH YOU AND NBC THE BEST AS IT GOES THROUGH IT'S CHANGES... IT'S ALL GOOD...

GLOZELL
A HAPPY FAN OF THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO AND I WISH THE BEST FOR THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH CONAN !

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Some things never change.... Natalie Natalie....





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Sienna Miller is in trouble for being with a married man...
I met a guy a long time ago who was driving down the street... Sienna Miller jumped into his car.. because she was going to lunch with this married guy and the photo guys showed up.. so she jumped in his car...

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Today we got more Ice Cream... (I didn't eat any because of it has dairy but everyone said it was good)

I met hard core Gavin McGraw fans!

They love Gavin and Weight Watchers Ice Cream( I have met these girls several times... they were on the guest list and came by to spend time with me... so sweet... we always laugh and have a great time in line... thanks)
I also met the USA Olympic Divers Team... how great is that... You can meet the best of the world... the best!... in line at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... Amazing... where would I...

GloZell Green ever just run into the USA Olympic Divers team... I use to drive by the YMCA in I Drive in Orlando where Greg G. use to dive...


Oh a... different note... Max got mail from the John Wayne foundation and wanted me to tell you Jay Leno that there is still time to invest in the John Wayne Museum...


Jay's monologue pretty much sucked... but what was that joke... ummmm Oh yea... LA is a town for walkers...that joke brought the monologue out of the funk... but then it crashed again...

You know what I noticed... the monologue goes well when Jay does his quirks... points to John Melendez, then Kevin Eubanks, clap his hands once with a kick with the right foot... walks over to his desk... drink out of his cup ... Jay picks up his cup with his right hand... when he is left handed... acts like he is going to put the cup down... then remembers he wants some more ...
brings the cup back up takes a sip... then touches the bottom of the cup with his left hand ( it's weird)...

then picks up his wooden pen holder twice... runs his finger across his desk... and sometimes he has to touch the right corner of the desk... I have literally watched him do that hundreds of times...
then he walks to Gidgit (with white top and perky breast) and Superman Hair while opening his jacket...

When Jay doesn't do that... the next day... the monologue suffers... wonder if Jay is superstitious... Jay is so funny...

Kelsey Grammer... well I love the guy but I don't think he knew that this was a comedy Show?... He brought da show... down... way down... not that I am not sensitive to the fact that he had a heart attack and lived... but this is the thing... HE LIVED... I had way more fun at a cemetery...

Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying KG... most people who have a heart attack... don't get a chance to talk about it...

Can't feel TOO sorry for a guy who recuperates in the Hampton's from a heart attack he had in Hawaii

Thank you Ice Truck Drivers! Interesting well... they could have farted and I would have appreciated the mood change...

Cute behind Gavin McGraw... I don't know if Gavin knows this but... we all know that he is balding under that hat he wears all the time... please don't become, BoZo, Dwight Yokum... need I say more...

Gavin's band is fine... all of them... I want the drummer... hot... Gavin is very good looking and has a great personality but... the other members are hotter... wow... please come back....

While we were standing outside for the concert... this family pushed themselves through the crowed...( like if they could just touch the hem of Jay's Garment)... it worked.. they got to Jay and they were from his hometown Andover...
The father hands were shaking... Jay spoke to them... they were sooooo happy... that made their total vacation...

I wanted to tell them that I would take a picture for them but... I never want to bother Jay... ( during the strike he said he didn't want to be on any blog... so I respect that as much as I can) I just stare... Jay has the most beautiful eyes on this earth and has the heart to match...
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As I write this I hear this girl yelling at these puppies I saw outside a few weeks ago...
"You D** stupid dogs! You spos ta Fu****g Pee on the paper ( smack smack smack smack)... (please stop hitting the puppies... please... Lord Please stop her...)

(Squealing... squeaking... tiny young barks...) I know this is wrong to write or even think but I wish she would die already!... No ... no... just know that screaming and hitting puppies... PUPPIES... it's bad enough that they get left in a tub with no water,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....


for those who are thinking call someone... they would know it was me... I'm the only other person and I live by myself... How can you hit a helpless puppies... and she only does it when her mother is gone to work.......

You know I was watching Super Nanny last night and as always I'm like " Those kids wouldn't be like that if the mother spanked them when they were young"... " Oh the mother should slap that girl for spitting"

I don't think that anymore... PRAISE GOD! Thank you Jesus...

now I'm the Kelsey Grammer huh?


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Everything I learned... I learned at the Tonight Show With Jay Leno... I learned things that can help save my life...

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Glo is a Jamming!


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This music was from a Ipod from a 16 year old .... ( the language was about rated X or more shocked me... wouldn't have guessed this type of music from this type of teen...

This wasn't hip hop it was hard core rap.... The Teen felt like Fightn' Mad Mary and I were cool because we jammed to his music and made us his friend on his Internet page... ( I felt we did the right thing and some songs we just couldn't listen to, but we found common ground...)

16 yr. old can't wait to hang with us again... ( Do what you got to do to keep conversation open with your youth) We had great fun!






It's a lot of work to know what the youth are up to... music, TV, music videos, cartoons, Internet... which one are you familiar with?
How about music...






Hmmmm... to strong for you how about a Cartoon...
This cartoon comes on from 6-7pm M-F... very funny!






If you don't keep up with what YOUR youth is up to.... support the ones who do... if you don't someone or something else will...

Or pretend to be Holier than thou and see where that gets you...
Chillax and be open... if you are not going to help... don't hinder..
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Today was cool...
very cool... so much so... WE GOT ICE CREAM... ( I didn't eat any because it contained milk)

but every one who had some loved it... Ice Cream from Weight Watches... I met a woman who had Kevin Cosners year book! He is so cute! Yea! Everyone enjoyed the Ice Cream... it was free... and appreciated... everyone liked it...The monologue was off the hook again... Good Stuff...

Jaywalking was sad... it was to the point of... I guess these people are this stupid... the first questions I didn't know the answers to... but what is the name of the President of the United States? No...

Kevin Cosner was sooo funny and pleasant and easy to talk to ( Kevin and Jay spoke during the breaks... that doesn't happen too often)...the clip for his new movie Swing Vote... looks good... (Swing Vote Blimp)
During the break... Jay mouthed " book"... Jay used his hands and kept saying book...
Oh book... Year Book
Kevin signed the year book during the break! Looked like he wrote a lot... How nice was that... I knew Jay would get it done... yes! Thanks Jay... you are the best!
DL Hugley... was funny... Jay and D.L worked like a basketball team... Jay set them up and D. L. slammed them... it was great...

OMG " The Time" was amazing... it was the best... I jammed my behind off...
on the second song ( please go to NBC.Com) the fans who got in line at 4AM... was pulled on stage and Jammed with "The Time"... it was amazing and I was so happy for them...
Great show... must see and NBC.Com...

G

Dear NBC

Okay... I can't sleep... because NBC is making the biggest mistake of My life! ( and the fact that police helicopters are flying around)

Dear Dumb Decision making NBC... ( No Business Company)

Why... WHY are you letting the best thing at your company go?...

Jay Leno is a living legend and if you stupid (Executives/ Presidents )of NBC Don't you have something else to do besides ruing my life? and your own company?...

Barack Obama is the only change this world needs...

Dear Jeff Zucker,(President of NBC) ( Why take a picture when clearly you are constipated)



I can't stand your evil bald short Napoleon acting troll looking self...
( I have to put a face to my anger and guess what? it's you Boob!)

I know since you are part midget your arms are short ( How short are they?)
Jeff Zucker's arms are so short he has to sit in order to masturbate... HA!

Is that what you are doing instead of coming up with new contracts and keeping Jay! You nasty George Costanza looking... (already used up troll,boob...hmmm) Pygmy Frog !( that's right GloZell just make up a name... keep going)

Listen Jeff Dwarf... why don't you get off you high ... I mean Toy Pony and do something!
You... you... tiny... smurf! (no not mean enough)


You ugly acting round behind with a freakishly tall beautiful wife


(That you only got because you have money and you are trying to prove something to all the guys and girls who bullied you growing up ... we all know that... and by tall I mean freakishly tall for you ... what is she about... 4'11)... knee cap face!




(Yeah...that was low... HA)

Okay... I will let you go now Mr. Jeff Zucker...

I know you have to go put holes in your pants pockets, so you can run your fingers through you hair...

Have a great day Jeffrey and God Bless,
Angry Fan of Tonight Show with JAY LENO!-----------------------------------------------------------------


Okay clearly I shouldn't sleep blog... wow... " I woke up wondering if I wrote what I wrote"


Sorry Jeff Zucker just bitter because everyone at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... will have a new show to go to... I have to go to Florida... so I'm just bitter!


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Sexy Vegan was in line... it was great seeing her again! ( I have two more videos to go up on this day... so please check later tonight or tomorrow... thanks)

Some even had X Files Dolls

We had a great time...




Today was Gillian Anderson from the the TV Series and the New Movie X Files!

There were happy lesbians everywhere! Girl Power!....

It was a good show...

The monologue was hot! Hilarious...very good!


Gillian Anderson was very pregnant and very pretty and sexy... her dress was purple but on the tv screen it looked Royal Blue... I found her to be funny, humble ... Jay tried to crack on her... but she won! Gillian topped Jay and that was funny...

She never was a obvious beauty to me on the show... but today... wow she is stunning.... I just might get into watching Movies... now that Jay will be leaving... on May 29th... Ahhhhhhhhh.... ( I still love NBC ( Jeff Zucker also)but I will be ticked off for a long time!)

The Band The Duke Spirit... thanks for being fun, funky different, lively and good!

The lead singer was a skinny blonde woman with gold two piece with black hot pants and patten leather boots... I see so many band and I appreciate "The Duke Spirit ' keeping my attention, being entertaining