GlOlympics

Okay... somone take my camera away... I get board and think of all kinds of things...
help...

Ghett-Olympics

GloZell Obama

Thank you Fightn' Mad Mary

Glo is Berry Good!

The show was great!

Monologue was banging... ( I love the writing dream team... Kevin and Mouse! under the direction of Joe M. and the guy with all the hair (Jew Frowish but longer)... writing is great... )

Tonight Show Band was killing it... great job!

Barack Obama Skit... Great!

Aresino Hall.. aka Gums!... Okay... he was funny! I do think that he is on something or needs to be on something... he does this every time he is on the show... gets up and goes backstage EVERY BREAK~ no one goes to the bathroom that much...
but the black person saying whatever ( ghetto-y) and Jay being funny on a higher level... works... ( take that to ABC!)

The cartoon that Jay and Arsenio seemed stupid... but it was a very short clip and I should see more before ranking it...


Shawn Johnson... gymnast... amazingly cute... loved loved loved her... (she got a standing ovation)... cute bit with Shawn, Arsenio, and Jay on the beam.... They all took off their shoes...

I am sad to report that Jay has small feet... (say it ain't so!)... How does a man with a melon that big and a giant bulge in his pants ( I know... I have been looking at his crotch for over two years)... have small feet!... hmmm... maybe Biscuit had small hoofs)

CHUCK STILL GOT IT GOING ON BERRY ROCK THE MO' FO' the roof was on fire!... as soon as the music started everyone jumped up... (I only saw that happen with Prince!) and NBC is getting rid of Jay... ( I just don't believe that... not all the way convinced ...)

Chuck Berry was fire!.. when you got it you got it... and it doesn't matter what your age is... if its hot... people will watch, enjoy and there is plenty of money to be made!

Great show....

I will do a GloZell Ghetto Gossip video and put it up by tomorrow night!

Great Show must see...

Hmmmm Dan R. ( the guy who played Jay Leno in the movie " Late Night"... stopped to say hi to me... I will check what size shoe he wears....)

GloZell Ramsay

The show was great today...

Gordan Ramsay... and his tight T-shirt... he is cute and tacky at the same time (Brits love tight T's like Simon Cowell ... Why?) He was funny an had a potty mouth as we all know and love... He got his cooking done this time... Great!

Gordan almost got himself killed by trying to kill a bird in Iceland.. (That's what you get... GO VEGAN!)

Natalie Coushlin... won 6 medals at the Olympics this year... how pretty was she... don't know who let her wear that blue swirly slashed top... it would be okay if she was an Ice Skater... it was cut low I don't know why the only thing she has close to fill it was her Breast Stroke...

Natalie's slasher maternity top... is something tacky I would wear and only in a solid color.... Nat you are wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaay to beautiful ( her face is amazing... and she wasn't all done up) for that shirt... show your back, legs, arms... not your sternum....

Missy Higgins... yea... very popular in Australia... simple... love the fact she can play the piano and sing... some kind of lurching looking thing was playing the organ with her...

Her song was sad... Missy Higgins has a pretty voice... I thought the song she sang would be great for anyone who is suicidal...
Got to go now ... thanks

Glo Van Winkle

Man... I have been hiking everyday... it hit me yesterday....
I woke up late after hiking and had to run to the Tonight Show ( No Max)...

I met Margret Wennberg... Jay and Mavis Leno bought her house... it was their first home... aw... I think they buried a cat in that yard...

The show has been going great... don't know how much more of Mo Rocco I can take...i t's been fun..ny but lets not beat a okay thing....

Mo Rocco... is amazing on CBS Sunday morning... becuase it's not a comedy type show... so he is more interesting refreshing and bright... but on the Tonight Show everyone exscpects Ross and he is not( nor should he be) and it's not the same... Mo is great very funny! He works better on a straght lace show...

Woo hoo gay like men corresponding for the Tonight Show... now that's new! Drag that concept to ABC and see where that gets ya Jay Jay!

Ross (Yes)
Mo Rocco (okay)
Brian H. ( Not funny... how he wasn't funny at Comic Con... I will never know... that writes itself... he should have ended his piece in a costume... whatever)
John Melendez ( Great warm up.. Great Announcer)

Please don't take the Tonight Show and just air it on ABC... you have to butch and hype it up funk it up a bit... keep Ross, John Melendez... Jay Walking, Battle of the All Stars, Headline( if you can) ... and be fresh... like strike days and this week! Don't just move 15 years to a new location ( I'm just keeping it real Boo)
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Ghetto GloZell...


I am Afro-American

G.G. King!

Okay Anonymous told me yawl that Dara Torres ( you can lite a match off of any part of her body she is tone wow ) and Juliana Hatfield is the same age... 41 ish... it pays to eat well and take care of yourself... I have been hiking every morning at 5 AM with white people cuz that's what they do... (work out before the sun !!!!)

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GloZell's Ghetto Gossip... the Political Edition....(I put this video up before it possessed so it might not be ready when you look but it will be soon... I have to go to see my Boo... thanks


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No Max today.... but
In line today was Ben Ramano... who... use to be in Porn movies... my guess was the 70's... he is in hopes of Jay Leno using his connections to get him a job in the adult film industry... thanks in advance from Ben

Tonight Show Biz....

Good show... Jay talked about how his Manhood would be long enough to get caught up in the chains of a bike...( YEA BABY YEA!) one day I will blog about Jay's penis... ( I will love the meeting I get for that one... hee hee hee)

Guest:
Norm MacDonald... he is .... funny... I can see why Saturday Night Live hired him... but I can see why they fired him also... he isn't quite dry humor... he is... moist... yes... moist humor... he is tall, good looking ( GloZell we all know you like any cracker guy in a suit) well he is handsome...

Nastia Liukin... Gold Medal gymnast... Nastia...isn't that Spanish for nasty... she is amazing and I loved her shoes... Norm had a great one liner during her segment...

During the break... it was cute Jay took one of the medals and said " Made it China"... okay you had to be there... it was cute.

B.B. King... great! wonderful... he can walk... I didn't like his microphone off to the side but I think B.B. King didn't want anything in front of his guitar...
I was hopping he would sing his hit " One Touch changes everything" ... oh wait... that's a diabetes commercial jingle... he did a great job singing it...

B.B. King still has a great voice... his lyrics was like " Keep my grave clean, dig my grave with a silver spade"... sounds like John McCain has a new theme song!

Mo Rocco was fun at in Denver... he has more segments so looking forward to seeing them...

Mr. Clean ( head of the Pages... is that good that I didn't say his name? ) I feel sorry for you... the front row has been a little fugly... not much to choose from huh? oh well you are doing your best... two fat people on the front row... what is this world coming to... maybe their will be more skinny blond big Boobie types at ABC

after the show I got a chance to hear Ben Ramano's inspirational and diverse songs...

Do you miss the song Natalie Natalie? Why won't someone sign this guy!... When I have a show... I would let him on and sing his little heart out...
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Happy Birthday Don LaFontaine... get well soon

Glo McCain

Okay... sorry I'm late but I was hanging out with a producer from ABC...
Jay is going to ABC... Jimmy Kimble is moving to a later spot and and no Nightline show... ( I think everyone already knew that... )

Today's show was... okay... Jay Leno! Listen up dude... who ever wrote your monologue today... just throw hundreds of dollars at them... if you said their joke today... throw them the money...

Jay's monologue was off the chain... he was killing it bam bam bam... one after another... take more hiatus if this is what I come back to... I was soooo happy...

it was like this edgy, freak NBC, fresh, funny feel... like during the strike... Jay was just cool and... everyone was talking about how great the monologue during the breaks and on the way out of the show...

Conan... eat Jay's dust!

Who wrote the "Way Too Young joke"?.... "Hillary Clinton medal joke", "too old for the job"... the list goes on and on... Right on tonight show writers right on!...

I tell you when you suck... so I will praise you when you are sooooooooooooo awesome!... Take a bow... I was proud.... love yawl..

Gidget looked hot today rocking the black... it was great seeing Happy Feet jam to the music ( she is so nice)...

I Saw Mouse... he is this black guy who plays the keyboards amazingly... he was the band leader on a late night show... has a sweet foreign car Porsha(?)... very funny guy... loved him on Jamie Foxx show... good writer... dressed like he worked at Wal-Mart his little girl must have started school by now... light skin pretty hair... anyways... welcome aboard!

Guest...

John McCain... man... he just doesn't look like a President... and does he always have a huge jawbreaker in his mouth... what's up with the left side of his face?

I thought that John McCain did a great job being light and funny and answering questions in a round about way...

I liked what John McCain said and all... but I could hear the buzzards swarming ... he is too old... I mean who wants to be the first President to die not from assassination but natural causes... not cool....

and what was the point of him being on the show if he wasn't' going to announce his running mate?

There was no fanfare out side for him today... NBC was outside but left at about 12 noon cause no hoopla... two people in line... ( the line got very long about 1.30PM)

the secret service men were so good looking... (even the black ones... yes more than one)....
Tall white guys in suits.... loved it.... ( darn my Jungle Fever!)

Dara Torres.... fit... awesome swimmer.. great attitude... inspirational... missed the gold by... that much... hurt... how do you get hurt swimming... tisk tisk tisk... that's when your behind needs to stop swimming...

Juliann ( the music ) was the youngest thing on the show... she was so skinny I just wanted to introduce her thighs to one another... my thighs are like twins never separated...

Great show... the best part was the monologue...
Picks up tomorrow sometime... I have to blog at someone else place for the wifi and they are going to bed so I must go... ( pics up tomorrow)

Oh and Max wasn't there today... Yea! If he isn't there tomorrow I will be worried about my last nerve jumper

Great people I met in line...I was helping Doug celebrate his Honeymoon... hee hee hee
I couldn't get to wild I spent most of the day to the first person in line... A youth minister who is expecting his second child! ( I will be visiting his English Speaking service... hmmm maybe I will go to the Korean Speaking service....)Thanks and Good night folks...

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Sexy Song at church of the NazaGreens

On GloZell's Ghetto Gossip Show... I talked about Jessie Jackson and his Broke behind Church...

no one will give him money and no gospel artist wants his church to use their songs... so it's so ghetto and I GloZell Green will tell yaw'll just how it went...

GloZell get Spanks!

Last night I was with the Voice Over master Chuck McCann... people would call out names like " Jack Bennie" and he would do the voice... Chuck was telling stories of him and Laural of Laural and Hardy... WHAT... I didn't want it to end...

I wanted to tape the whole dinner... it was crazy fun the stories of all the old stars and what the studios was like back in the day ... LOVED IT so much... Chuck did the voice of Cocoa Puff Bird!and (Praise God) I fit in... I would drop a line and they would laugh...
( Chuck is Coo Coo for GloZell Puffs!)
Fred is an Agent and one of his talent "Wink" is on Good Morning America today so I have to watch it... cuz I was invited to a party and I want to be able to have something to comment on...

Fred ... So you go to the Tonight Show everyday...
GloZell.... Yes!
Fred .... Adam West was suppose to be booked on the show... ( Fred is Adam's Agent)
GloZell... Yeah twice

Fred... No once
GloZell.... No twice...
Fred .... No once I should know...

GloZell ... Don't tell me nothing about my Boo's show... Adam West was suppose to be on 2007 a then he was suppose to be on agin in July 2008... Check your books!

(everyone looks at me... everyone's quiet... Wally makes a face at me... oh no what have I done)?

Fred .... Oh yea... .... ... wow... your right... that's right ... I forgot... you do know that show?
GloZell ... I know my Boo (everyone laughs ... whew)

Wally .... You should look at her blog... it's funny... I don't know where she comes up with this stuff... but she faithful and puts something up everyday... she got me in the pool last night
( Wow thanks Wally)

Fred... I will look at it at the office.... I like her... Glo... I like you... Jay knows you go to the show everyday?
GloZell ..... (Oh here we go) Yes...

Fred .... And he never used you for anything?
GloZell ( I aways feel so stupid.. but I answer this line of questioning everyday... ) No not yet ( trying to save a little face)

Fred .... hmmm... I am going to check your blog out... you should do comedy... stand up that's what you should do... make sure you come to the party... I will have Vegan food just for you... like fruit right?

GloZell .... Right... thanks...
Chuck starts taping us... so I took out my camera... just to document that I was there... cool

On the way home...

Wally... Hey Fred likes you... that went very well... can I touch your breast now?
GloZell .... Wally I will punch you dead in your third eye...
Wally.... Can't blame me for asking...

Wally and I are cool... we crack on each other all the time... it's all good...
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So a party... hmmm I thought I might need to tighten things ( look thinner) up a bit to look more Star-ish

So I got XL Body Beautiful Smoothers... the lady looks thin enough... this should work... right?

GloZell's day of advice...

I have to thank Rithy and his wife Phyllis... they took a myself and Richard out for his Birthday last Monday got him a cake and took the time to find a vegan cake... I usually go to this comedy show done at a coffee shop in the hood on Mondays...

Last Monday I knew that there was going to be tributes to Bernie Mac but something told me to enjoy the fact that Rithy and his wife was kind enough to take me out... so I went and enjoyed myself with Rithy and wifey....
---------When I am over on my side of town... ( I am house sitting in the Toluca Lake Burbank area for a little over a month) I like to see Sister Collins.... 92 year old tell it like it is young lady....

This is how it went...

"Roommate"... ( in a very low voice) Hey GloZell... I'll tell Maw you here
GloZell ... How did you know I was walking up?

"Roommate"... I saw you turn around in the driveway... How are you GloZell?
GloZell .... I'm fine... just want to see Sister Collins thanks... don't want to be a trouble...

You could hear Sister Collins scrambling to get out to see me (that made me feel great) she threw her hands up in the air... she hugged me... she was so happy to see me....

Sister Collins ... Where you been gal? He didn't scare you off again... I knows you don't come in the house no mo... I knows why... I don't get no privacy with that JackA** living wit me... Lawd knows I don't...

He watch my every move... I bet he listn' to us right now...

GloZell .... Oh it's going to start like this Sistah? ( I just try to keep things cool with everything I say)
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I laugh and have the best time with Sister Collins... cuz she doesn't try to be PC or worries about feelings... just tell it like it is... ( I'm going to be gutsy like her... I hope)


Sadly I don't think I'll be visiting Sistah Collins any more...

I only know two people like that Sister Collins and Fight'n Mad Mary...(LoVe them)

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I go to the comedy show... and find out that the show last week was canceled due to the fact that someone shot out the windows... SHOT OUT THE WINDOWS!(GOD IS GOOD I would have been sitting right in the line of fire...

Comedian Jay Anthony Brown (Picture on the right) said two weeks ago " Hey yall's some bold N'gs to be sitting with yo back against a window on Crenshaw... I'm leaving you... I'm not going to get me shot up in here"... ( I didn't take that seriously at all... )

Last night I stayed for the show but I didn't sit with my back to the window....

While I was watching the show... some guy sat right behind me? I thought he was writing but he drew my portrait...

cartoon style...
Later on I kicked it with Wally Wingert... Voice over extraordinaire...

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Today...Tuesday...
I am going hiking ( the only down side of hanging out with white people...) so I will put up videos and picks if a mountain lion doesn't get me...
Thanks...
G

I am back from hiking it was good and I ran into two people I knew....
Have a great day everyone and be healthy...

GloZell's Ghetto Gossip Show ---- The Olympics

Okay Jay... I miss the Tonight Show with.. You... but I will keep-a-going for ya!

GloZell's Ghetto Gossip Show

Today's show was made possible by

Fight'n Mad Mary ( Check her blog out under the same name) Topics... Soul Man Movie, John Edwards, ( He wanted me to be his Baby Momma ... the Political Freak!... he's cute huh?) Julia Chiles,( What is she doing with that chicken.... someone should be spying on her) and the Olympics! Wow!

Aw... Coach Bags!

and Mo'

GloZell's Ghetto Gossip... hee hee hee

Jay Leno is on Hiatus but... don't worry Boo! I will keep the fans happy till you come back!

PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANYTHING I DO PERSONALLY... THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT ONLY... THANKS!

Let me check my lighting..

Today's show talks bout my favorite shopping experience...
Issac Hayes workout


Jessie Jackson

Baby Daddy of the Year... John Edwards...! and MO!

Jonas Brothers Videos... by GloZell Green

5 AM! Jonas Brothers fans... are crazy fun!


I made sure that everyone understood there are two different tickets... it's so hard to for the Pages to explain it at 8AM 4 hundred times... so I started at 5 AM


Polly Pocket girls passed out Polly Pockets

Green Week...

My mother filled up my gas tank... this was the first time it was filled in over a year!

Fightn' Mad Mary served mom and I tea with Vegan pie! and Mary showed me Vegan Cream Cheese and butter... it was good...
Fightn' Mad Mary gave my mother three green fingernail polishes(?) all wrapped up... My mommy loved it...

Fightn' Mad Mary took mom and I to this store where the money helps starving fashion students...

and we went to the Fashion Museum... I was praying that they didn't kick my mother out!I trapped her in the room and begged her not to wear this outfit! Then Fightn' Mad Mary took us to a Vegan restaurant... and Fight'n Mad Mary booked my mothers flight and she flew 1st class... ( I have never flown first class a neither has my Mum)

Over all My mother had a great time... with great people in line... Jay Leno... she met Max

we got culture from Shakespeare in the Park!

My sister didn't call my mother the whole time mom was here... surprise...

Mom had a great time and will come back before Jay goes to ABC....

G

Calling All GloZell Fans

I have put up blog for last week... thanks! Still have videos to put up! So please look at the whole week...thanks! GloZell


Dan Wereszynski has started a petition called " Give GloZell a Chance"...


To: producers of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

The reason of this petition is to the let the producers of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno know that GloZell deserves her chance to show off her talent for Jay. I put it that way to let you know she is working hard to prove her talent and NOT have a takeover and have the show renamed The Tonight Show with GloZell Green.

She put in her time, faith, effort, dues, whatever you want to call it, she’s done it. GloZell know her stuff. Give her a chance. We’re not demanding; we’re asking. The reason of this petition is to show you that we are serious.

The petition may start off slow (as most probably do) but we’ll get the ball rolling for her; as she already has a busy schedule.

And NO we are not few friends of GloZell sitting in a Kinkos in Hollywood. We are friends and fans of GloZell ACROSS THE U.S.

I think Leslie S. put it best and wrote, “…..give GloZell a chance to do what she does....let her write a few blibs for the opening monologue...what could that hurt? If you don't like them, don't use them, but at least give her the chance to show you what she really has.”

Sincerely,

Thanks for your support...
Mom is in town... it's been hard for me to go back to blogging because it's been a VERY difficult week at NBC!

I might have the strength to start blogging again next week... maybe

Calling All GloZell Fans

Dan W. Has started a pettion called " Give GloZell a Chance

Glo and her Mummy!

Thank you Dan W. and Fight'n Mad Mary for posting the petition...
------------- okay I guess I will work from Friday Back...
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Jay John Edward jokes ... funny! ( who remembers this is a week late GloZell..!)
Jay Walking funny...

Scarlett Johanson looked fat-er than I have seen her on the show... she wore this high wasted black froo froo dressed... not flattering at all... (her weight fluckuates a lot!)

Gidget wasn't there I guess that is why Jay didn't have any decent questions to ask Scarlett... " um... so tell me about your hang nail"? ... Scarlett looked uncomfortabe... she asked "What kind of show is this" and she said " Oh my Gawd Jay"... more than once... it was weird...
(Scarlett Johanson super skinny)

Luke Ford... cute is in the movie "The Mummy"... I saw the movie... very prodictible but lots of shirts off of cute guys... so I give it 5 Glow Lights.... (GloZell's Ghetto Movie Rating... ha ha ha)
Luke Ford didn't add a thing to the show....

Chris Cornell ( he use to be so cute)
HOT MESS CHRIS CORNELL....was totally wasted... I saw the Death Angel circling but I guess he wanted to laugh and went to Bernie Mac instead... but Chris Cornell is ... nope I guess the Death Angel wanted good music so bye bye Issac Hayes....

Chris Cornell was about 30 pounds smaller than than the last time... and this is something... nice that The Tonight Show does... the music was so loud... you couldn't hear what he was mumbling... and then they dub a sound track... so it sounds great when you watch the show...

I have seen music guest... drunk ... high... you name it... they sound a hot mess during the show... and remarkable when the show airs... so what do you think happens?