Good Morning Jimmy Kimmel... from GloZell

Okay... I talked to "PK" ( Preachers Kid... they guy I like that I met at the Tonight Show but he is a 40 year old virgin)

I can not listen to anymore of his car talk... I need to call Mavis Leno and ask her how she does it... I'm done... Done I tell you!

He doesn't have sex and he has a purity ring because he is married to the Lord until marriage! Great... ( Thanks a lot Lord!)

I know that Jesus does a lot of things but I didn't know he was cock blocker!...

This Calls for a song!

Between Naps and Virgins... I am loosing it!

I didn't go to Jimmy Kimmel... I should drag myself there tomorrow... New Month... New Hair... New .... .... ... Show ... kind of sucks but one must press forward... I'm not turning into salt looking back... ( Waiting for you Jay to join... bring everyone! even Joe M. )

Hey Jimmy Kimmel... I'm GloZell!


Jay will always be my #1 Boo.... now it's Boo Hoo for me ... ha!
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October 12 Let California Ring ( I'm going to the Parade!)

Vote No on Prop 8

Just cuz I can't get married (because I like Car loving Jesus married Virgins) doesn't mean that other people can't!

I will just look at his my space page like a dummy... he is sooooooooooo cute... with his Jesus fish bracelet... hat... ring... yeah... I can pick them... he is so cute... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Remember... Don't take life too seriously.... Laugh!

NAPPYLAND... By GloZell

Once upon a time ...

In a world

in a Northern Backward City... (N.B.C. for short)

their was a Nanny the greatest Nanny of all!... who took care of children all over the land...

One day she was a Nanny to some bad behind kids... the worst ever... she didn't want to be a Nanny for them but... she needed the money to buy legwarmers... in the summer!

(she had no sense of fashion... the poor thing)

because the evil children got on the Nanny's Nerves.....

Nanny developed a headache and took a NAP!!!!..

As the Nanny lay... the bad mean and evil children shaved her Golden Weave and put a package of seeds on her head... watered it and laughed while she slept....

When the Nanny woke up... her Weave was gone!

It was replaced by Beautiful NAPS!!!!!...

she went crazy and was known throughout N.B.C. as NAPPY NANNY!
Nappy goes around ruining the fun times of others at N.B.C. because she has no life...


if you ignore her it will drive her more mad...

this is the story of sad... pitiful NAPPY NANNY of N.B.C...

so be careful and watch out... you might be having a great time at N.B.C.... enjoying your life... and NAPPY NANNY might show up and try to ruin it...

Nappy Nanny use to be Beautiful ...

but now she is foolish ,ugly, and evil inside... and everyone at N.B.C. know it...

Nappy Nanny will go away with in a year because no one will hire her with that horrible personality...


The End?

Remember... Don't take life to seriously.... Laugh!

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Today is my last day in the Mansion...

Huge kitchen... ( I don't have a kitchen... so I was in Heaven)

I was intimidated by the Washer and Dryer... So many buttons and I didn't know where to put the quarters...

I love the jets in the tub and all the scrubs... they left Vegan food for me and stocked up the refrigerator with cool drinks...

I the softest robe... huge bed ( I don't even have a bed... no room for one)

I realized that tomorrow I wake up... in the hood... Cinderella time is over... I really enjoyed it

Tomorrow... I get up go hiking... then... then... hmmmm

Should I go to the Jimmy Kimmel show so soon... ahhhhhhhhh I guess I could drive over.. it's closer to my apartment... I don't know how they do the tickets...

But there is a lot to see... so hmmmm

I wish I was all hard and be like... Yea I'll just go to another show... but...
I have spent two years at 3000 W. Alameda... and loved it...
( I know E-Naptrisity is thinking you should have thought of that)... just telling you my thoughts...
I will make one more phone call from the phone in the bathroom! A phone in the bathroom... I love this place....
Jimmy Kimmel? Trade one Italian for another... ha...

It's not that easy... Jay can not be replaced

Oh yeah... Wait till I tell ya'll the PK story... this guy must be a monk.. cuz Stevie Wonder could have caught what I was throwing... ha ha ha...
GloZell

GloOlogy...

Bob --- Hey Let's go visit Steve...


GloZell-- Okay

Bob -- There is a nice place I want to take you for Breakfast before we go to the hospital...


GloZell --- That's nice of you...

We pull up to the Scientology Celebrity Center... WOW... okay

right when we pulled up a nice car was unloading some kids... ( OMG!!!!)

GloZell--- Bob... that's ( think of the most famous Scientology's ... his kids That's all I'm going to say it was kind of a private place... beautiful place)

The place was beautiful... the food was great... everyone was so nice... the famous kids sat next to us... the son ( who was like me ...wink wink) was kind enough to name drop his name... father... and baby sister... how nice was he....

it was somehow peaceful... the garden was beautiful... cameras discretely everywhere... security everywhere.... I would love to come back and just sit in the garden... no cameras... just sit in the garden... get some some food.. which was amazingly good...

I took one picture of Bob and his orange juice but I didn' t want to take pictures of any one's kids ... It's great they have a place to go and not be hounded... ---
I thanked Bob and we went to the VA Hospital... I didn't realize it but Steve has been in the hospital for 2 months... the Doctors have found things wrong with his kidneys and other stuff... but they are fixing it... ( Steve is Jewish... and we all get along)

We talked about the Tonight Show with Jay Leno of course and I told them I will still meet them at the restaurant across the street... they rather go to another show and wait to see Jay at ABC...
Then Steve said they will go to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and carry a black doll with blonde hair ... a GloZell Doll to the show... that was funny...

Steve was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy we came by... he told all the nurses and other Vets... how he met me and we had a great visit....

GloZell --- Bob... get over by the bed so I can take a picture...(Bob has on his Tonight Show with Jay Leno hat)

Bob-- Now it's your turn...

GloZell --- Yeah... I got a white guy in bed... and he can't move... I am taking advantage of this situation...
Steve appreciated the visit so much...
I met both of them two years ago at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... this is the kind of relationships that have formed out in that line... There will be more at ABC... --------------------------------------------

Paria is coming by to chilax by the pool... this is my last day house sitting this mansion... ( for people I met at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno)

Friday three maids came in to clean... three... I couldn't figure out what they were going to do... the place is spotless the only thing out of place in that house is me

I have a have tonight... I left a message for "PK" the 40 year old virgin I met at ... (surprise) the Tonight Show with Jay Leno...

I am hope he comes to the play and comes over tonight... one can only hope.... I don't usually have male company (Never really romantic like) ... it's nice... maybe we can move up to holding hands... yeah that's it...

We will pray and I won't let go... ha!-

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Just called "PK"... he said he will call me back...

I don't know what to say... Help anyone... I could like this guy... I mean he is here... I am use to not having sex so I don't mind that part... for now... and if he calls me back that means he wanted me to know that he is going to call me back

instead of letting me leave a message right... Help I am out of the loop here... this is strange... my life is strange...

I know if he comes over do not dry hump him... right? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If he comes over he likes me right.. he is not after anything.. I have no money... Jesus won't let him have sex... (Thank you Jesus)...

now I'm waiting by the phone like a little punk hoping that he calls... Where is Paria?

I am freaking out... yep... that is what this is... I am going to lay out by the po

It's ringing!

PK is talking about moving... what does that have to do with tea in China...

He has a meeting tonight so I am hoping he say he is coming over still...

he is looking at a map... not talking just looking at a map

Does he know I have huge boobs and behind?... ( calm down GloZell)

Blah blah blah he is looking at a map thinking of moving...

Okay I will let you know how this goes...

What does this mean... he calls while he is busy? Nothing... looking at a map...

okay bye

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He tells me have fun at the play he is going to go to his energy car convention...

What's tha? He calls... said he will call back... calls back... very distracted ... then leaves?

P.S.

Oh yeah... I told him Paria is coming over...

PK --- Who?

GloZell --- Paria... maby you will meet her one day...

PK-- Yes that would be great... I would like that...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Doesn't that mean that he wants to meet my friends?... am I reading this wrong...

okay I am leaving for real... Paria will be here soon

Bye... thanks--

Wally calls and he wants me to go to Fred's Pool Party... he has a pool party ever Sat and Sunday...(This is Fred he is an agent to Phyllis Diller, Adam West, Jimmy Walker and so on)

GloZell--- Paria is coming over

Wally -- Bring her also... Fred is going to be your agent Glo... it takes him awhile to get to things... we always say you should have your own show and he wants in... you have to leave the Tonight Show soon anyways... Jay's Leaving

(This is Wally... I call him Wa Wa... he showed everyone his new Jackets he got from "It's a Wrap" they came from the show "The Singing Bee"... he will wear this jacket to church... I promise you he will with the cap)... I love my nutty friends... ( Wally makes his millions from Voice over work... he said he will help me get into it now that I'm not stuck on Jay...but I still am)

( I realize that my entire life was that show... ha haha... )

Paria says she will go to Freds so... I will let you all know how that goes...

( This is Paria with my friend Randy... who was on the show Taxi) I can listen to his stories about that show forever... Andy K. was amazing... Loved him (I love the show Taxi !... I love T.V. Shows)The last time I was at Freds.. Chuck McCann said I can go with him to the Playboy Mansion for their Halloween party... but I don't have the money for a nice costume... and you have to have a nice costume... like hundreds of dollars if not thousands... What a day and it's not over... I'm in a play " It is a wonderful life" and it is...

even without the Tonight Show...

but I miss my Boo and his staff... who is going to scream "Hey Sexy" to Hot Scott who lost over 40 pounds.. and wave at Joey (The guy who throws Jay his props)

Man!... Andy aka "The Hair".. and Go Cart Greg... Someone please continue to tell Producer Hot T... she is hot , and Producer Happy Feet... Keep Dancing... people notice when the staff claps and enjoys the music...

and tell Gidget nice boobies!... ha ha ha... I guess this is why I can't walk on the sidewalk ...

Oh there is a girl at the Tonight Show that I never got her name... always wanted to say how cute she is... she looks like a baby doll... adorable... always changing her hair color... blond, red, black... I don't know what she does... but.. she is cute...

GloBa Juice...

So after hiking... I have time to get hot for Jay's new show... it's a nap free enviroment...
I went to Jamba Juice...

GloZell --- Hmm this is strange... the lights are on but the chairs are still on top of the tables...

Beta --- I don't think it's open yet....

GloZell--- the sign says open....
( I try the door and it's open)

Beta and I walk in...
GloZell and Beta --- Hello... Hello... anyone here?
G=
GloZell --- this is crazy... you think someone held this place up and they are stuck in the safe in the back?

Beta --- no let's just wait...

GloZell--- no something's wrong... the door was open and no one is in here... (Then)

This pretty blonde walks from the back fixing her hair and turning down her coller...
and this guy walks from the back putting on his apron...

Pretty Girll --- Hi what would you like ( she is still fixing her hair)

GloZell--- I would like to know what ya'll was doing?

PG --- (just stands there like a dummy)

GloZell --- Girl I'm not mad at you... I can't get none no kind of way... I need to apply for a job here... You two blend more than juice...

PG had a slight... slight smirk... the guy was looking like Heck Yeah I got that this morning...

I just hope they washed their hands... the juice was good...

After we left... Beta and I laughed... clearly they didn't know no one had come into the store why not have your hair and stuff done ...
Man I forgot a application... ( I'll take the morning shift)
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I have a two videos I want to shoot and put up this weekend... ( I will have someone one to shoot it late tomorrow night )

Then I will be introducing a new character on Monday... I have to get my props... some legwarmers and a Afro... don't miss it...

Hey everyone... Glo is still alive!

Can't believe there is life after the Tonight Show with Jay Leno!...

I am house sitting in a magnificent house... pool... big TV... I had to let the gardener and pool people in today...

One thing I know... is that Mexican gardeners... will get their work done... no matter what... if someone shoot themselves dead in front of a bush... they will step over you and get the work done...

so I have been getting hundreds of texts, phone calls, emails... thank you... most are so angry at NBC... I love NBC... I wouldn't have met any of my "people if it wasn't for Jay Leno's show... I'm not throwing two years away... I love Jay and the show and everyone who works for the show and definitely the audience...

one call I got was from this guy that was kind of sweet ... I met him at the Tonight Show about a month ago now... so... he came over after my play rehearsal... ( I'm in the play It's a Wonderful Life)

So I'm thinking... yes... this is great...

he talked about the Tonight Show with Jay ( my favorite subject)... then we watch 300 the movie... ( what... that is not romantic.... but what ever there is a man... where there is man there is penis... so I closed my eyes and listened to the grosses movie ever)

movie over... (yes... kiss me you fool!)... he started talking " How can they just let you go... Does Jay know about this... questions I have been answering all day from Britain to Canada people have been so kind...

Okay... this guy isn't getting the idea here.... so I asked him if he is dating some one...
I mean it's like 2 AM surly he isn't here to only talk about JAY!

and I was right... he also talked about God and that he knows that the Bible says that people should wait to have sex ... people should be married... (say it ain't so)

Should I be surprised?... this is my life... my Va Jay Jay is a penis repellent... it has to be...
aw man and he is a size 12 shoe... oh well

but does that mean that... he thinks that I could be that person one day... wow... wouldn't that be something... I will let Jay marry us on his Emmy Award winning Jay Leno Show on ABC...( you would think I would stop thinking so big)

I have had not 1, not 2 this is the 4th guy who likes me ( I think he likes me) and no sex... two long term relationships and one long distance...

how does that happen to one person WHY LAWD!... so... I will have to find more things to put between my boobs...

Got nothing else going there... and I think that's the best for me... I get the message Lord

Let me recap my last week... neighbor shot himself but was kind enough to not block my car with his body... he did that so I could get to the Tonight Show... I saw Dolly Parton... Got kicked out of the Tonight Show... I don't eat meat and cant get laid... okay... got it

Paria is over and we are going swimming... the towels have a warmer so how cool is that?...
the house that I am at... I met them at the Tonight Show... Jay has the best audience ever...
I didn't say goodbye to anyone at the show... I would have loved to just shake Gidget's hand... and the other producers... the band... I love the camera men... Jeff the master of the Wardrobe... Phil the DJ... everyone...

Thanks Tonight Show
Hey Par I'm finishing up my blog and I will come join you....

While I was chillaxing by the pool I got a call from Bob ( The Scientologist/Energy Plan for Obama Guy)

Bob --- Steve isn't doing well they took him to the emergency ... infection in his knee

GloZell-- What again... four surgeries on the same knee...

Bob--- Can you call... I am going to keep calling but... I...

GloZell --- Yes I will call Steve and we can go out to the hospital again... don't worry...

Bob --- I'm sorry I can't go to the show this week... but maybe next week if you can get me a ticket...

GloZell -- Just call me when you are ready we will talk...

( He's already upset... what the point in telling him now I can't go to the show or stand on the sidewalk... the sidewalk... come on NBC)

Bob and Steve I met at the show and they come to the show every week... but Steve hurt his knee and I went to visit him at the VA hospital...

Bob Steve and I go to the resturant across the street after the show... the last time Max saw Bob and myself and sat down with his friend...

Hey Paria... don't take... man... I didn't get a chance to suck in my fat and I'm ashy!

Green Sign Means Go...

I need a sign Lord that Jay Leno is going to be happy at ABC!

As Paria and I was walking around town Saturday... ( She is looking good by the way.. Hey Par better be glad I'm not Lesbian... but if things keep going the way they are in my sexless life... watch out)...

I run right into the Head Doctor on the mega hit show Greys Anatomy... on ABC!
He is so nice and had this confidence like Billy D. Williams and a nice firm grip ... so Jay you are going to be more than fine...
(he is on the far right)It's going to be funny how many Emmy's you win at ABC Jay... start laughing now

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Glo needs prayer!

So I'm in line and I tell the people line ... look Max is coming he is going to say that magazine is his place holder... it's not worth the fuss ... you can do what you want but I'm just telling you...

Max (Natalie Natalie) comes to the line... the guy won't let Max sit in front of him because Max had been gone for two hours....

Max --- (walking up to the line making sure not to step on certain cracks) Hey... I see my magazine in here...

Guy -- You have been gone for two hours and you have to get to the end of the line

(oh no..)

Max --- GloZell GloZell did you tell him...

GloZell --- I just told them Max but if he says no then that's that okay... the line is short so you will get your same seat anyways...

MAX ----- (to the guy) "Well you know the stock market has crashed!" (Max goes and sits down and the end of the line grumbling about his spot and the stock market)

I met this loving couple ... holding hands... kissing... (rubbing in the fact that I am celibate)

GloZell --- Are you newly weds?

Couple --- no married 30 years

GloZell--- oh... no kids right?

Couple --- three and 21 foster kids

GloZell--- WHAT?

I had a great time talking to them... Jeff and Carolyn... Jeff is studying to be a minister in Redding California...

Jeff told me about his college and I asked him to pray for me.... the typical... wonderful white husband, house, kids, and to work for Jay Leno... same thing I wish everyday...

Jeff prayed that Gods will be done in my life... ok... I'll take that...

I told Jeff about how God clearly wants me to celibate... I can't get laid sideways... he laughed... they were cool... and Carolyn got a picture with Jay for her Birthday... so glad

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John Melendez do not throw gifts towards Max... he has been very aggressive lately... he frightened guest Friday ( ask Jack... hot camera man #1) and a complete tug-of-war with this poor couple... it ruined their time... and scared the wife...

I had to beat his hand to let go... he swan dived to get a t-shirt... (ask Kurt hot camera wrangler who has a cute little baby) it was bad today... really was

Camera guys if you don't give Max the cue cards for a week... that would keep him in line ... I think

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Monologue was great.. even tho four of us were ticked... I still found most of the jokes shocking or just plain funny... good job writers!

Charleze Theron ( okay I jacked her name up) is gorgeous... funny... cool... good interview and she sang with Jay... ( what you didn't hear was when Jay kept messing with her she called Jay a bastard...ha ha ha)

Little Britain... it was two guys from Britain ... a big tall one... and a small round never seen the light of day ghostly white one... they are a big hit in England so they are making a go of the show in the USA...

My Morning Jacket... FIRE! I love them... the were different... music was great... they can really play the guitar well... I love the bears and the octopus... the guy with the cap... they kept my interest... I loved the music... great energy... never heard of them before but everyone buy their album...

I would do a video about today ... but I am playing the piano for a play... and we rehearse tonight... it was a cute show... so watch it

Pardon and goodbye my friend... love Glo

Okay... I have decided that God clearly wants me to be celibate... so FINE Lord you win...

I go to the Tonight Show and was happy to see my bum! Ryan... it's his last day... you know the first time I met him I thought " Kind of nuts" to just travel... now after the suicide of someone I know... it's like do what you want to do in life... have fun!

God is a comedian cuz I met the cutest guys from Arkansans... WOW... shout out to Shawn (he's mine ladies)
Kevin ( yummy) and Marcus ( oh yeah!)...man I have to move to Arkansas!

I met a big Dolly Fan! Dolly is fire!

It was 600 dollars to meet and greet with Dolly... man that was worth it... to get a picture like that.. all the money went to Dolly's Charity... LOVE HERHad a great time in line talking to my bum and my hotties!
Who got a little tipsy before the show with some Red Stripe
Tonight Show Biz...
The monologue was Fire! ( Great job writers)
Audience wants to know was funny... great job Bryan ( light skin brother with the prettiest curly Afro.. and nice bod)

Brooke Shields... nice... pretty... I was like hurry up and get to Dolly... Brooke was witty and she has a nice behind...

OMG... Vickie came into the audience and I got to sing during the break... she said " let's go to this sister right here" I turned to see what sister was sitting by me and the mic was in my face...
that was nice... Vickie is FIRE!... LOVE HER Yes!

Before Dolly came out... I started to freak... yep... a few tears people... I was hollering...
She is so " Hey if you want something done do it yourself" and I just love love love her for that....
she is FIRE!

Dolly... ahhhhhhhhhhhh I love her and everything she does... I have a concert ticket that is on the dashboard of my car from when I went to her concert two years ago... she is AMAZING!

I treated my bum to dinner at Acapulco... ( it's dollar tacos and I told him only three... that's all I could afford but I wanted to do something for him...)
What I like about Ryan is that ... he is the only person I have met who doesn't have anyone... so he was like my family for four days... plus he doesn't get on my ever loving nerves!
Ryan is in love with this girl for the last four years... it was sweet hearing about her ....

I really am going to miss him and I hope he comes back soon... safe and sound....
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I go to my car... all sad... it was like the ending of the Incredible Hulk.... when David Banner has to travel off...
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I go to the place where I blog and I run into the brother of the guy who ... who... shot himself yesterday before the show...

Didn't know what to say to the brother... or... what... didn't want to just walk bye....

I told him about the last conversation I had with his brother and how nice he had been to me always... Pharyrow (the brother) was shocked that Rodger ( The Late Roger) even spoke...

we had a few laughs and I listened to his music... PHAPYROW is a raper...
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R.I.P. Rodger Craig Jr.... I will always think of you by that tree

Live Green!

At one of the places that I chill at before the Tonight Show after hiking today...

Boom Boom... I was thinking... wow those gardeners are loud today... making so much noise...
Then AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO MUTHA F-KER NO... GAWD NO NO NO NO HE'S AHHHHHHHHHH

I'm like why someone making all that noise during TMZ... goodness....

wait... no someone is BOOM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... this goes on for about 30 min...

I hear the police coming... the screaming " Not my son lawd no not my baby boy"... the wailing... never heard wailing before... crying yes but wailing... chills the soul...

I walk out... A young man ( won't say his name all of his family doesn't know) this happen one hour ago...

This kid ( maybe 22) had been very nice to me this week... very quiet... just smokes by the tree all the time...

this week he said more than hi and bye... " Be safe"... okay " Be well take care" okay " You look nice today... yesterday I told him... don't look at my shoes... I'm changing them in the car....

he laughed....

today he took a gun and shot himself in the back of the head.... hmmmmm?.... ( the joke would be how bad did I look)

He was lying just right of this picture from my window...


What if I just took the time to say something more... just yesterday... just yesterday!....

I did notice he was being different but... hmmmm


I have the nerve to think that I have bad days...

What could be so bad...

I pray to God that this family is somehow lifted up... they have to park their car where he shot himself... I mean... man!

The mother is still screaming right now as I right this... " My baby... my baby..."

I hear the police still downstairs..
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He was being so nice this week... may his soul find peace and his family also

I am always glad the Tonight Show with Jay Leno is there... you don't know what people have gone through before they get into the line... you don't know ... you don't know what Jay , the staff and crew goes through also...
God Bless them all... I am very thankful for the show....

GloZell... The police everywhere... next to my car I was glad to see Ryan today... a nice famiy gave him money... ( he wasn't holding up the sign and tomorrow is his last day) Max and this lady caught the same gift that was thrown into the audience... Max wouldn't let go... " It's for Natalie... it's for Natalie"... I tried to make him give it to the lady but it didn't work...

John Melendez did a great job and the warm up... that's good cuz his commercial SUCKED....

Jay's monologue was FIRE!.. love that guy having sex with a parked car... so so funny!

Dane Cook.... looked hot... funny... love him

Kristen Bell... cute... couldn't not stand the color of her dress on her... bright bright yellow....

she was funny and adorable

during the musical guest... Dane was standing behind Kristen... and I didn't watch the band much because I knew Dane was lining up for the check Kristen out look... and sure enough... he did... he likey her...

after the show someone from the Tonight Show staff polite suggested that Max give the lady the gift... I was glad that someone else saw it and it wouldn't be a problem if the lady didn't catch it also... so just let her have it... Thanks Tonight Show staff....

Hey everyone... enjoy everyday!

G Funk!

Chris Pleasent stopped by to say hi... he is in my "Booty Call" video on You Tube

Ryan came back today... he is my personal bum... Ryan has a website... aimless movie.com
He is filming himself traveling the USA...



The people in line love hearing his story and asking him questions... ( The same ones I get) Why... How do you live... what does your parents think... do you have a spouse... what made you start doing this.. how long will you do this...

Tonight Show Biz....
there was one joke Jay said about some guy making out with a parked car... that was FIRE... Jay had me rolling... the monologue had some great moments...

Judgmental Bastard is as funny as always...

Ed Harris... Love him... he has manly hands ( the better to grab you with my dear) I don't know what he was talking about I was trying to figure out the size of his penis... ( well I ain't getting any so this is what horny frustrated people do... I guess... I don't talk to any others)

Megan McCain... was bubbly and fresh faced... cute... ( Melinda there were McCain people in the audience but the studio wasn't filled plenty of empty seats).... some people were hoping to hate her but... she comes across as an independent thinking smart young lady who loves her father... Great job!

George Clinton and his Gangstas of Love... well they were pretty funky... the hair... the clothes... wow... George is a little scary... and he started looking into the audience... the he walked off the stage ( OMG George is going to eat us!) He made us stand up and start clapping...

Great job white people everyone stayed on rhythm.... it was fun and different...
In the audience with someone associated with the band was the black son from the show Family Matters Eddy Winslow... the Urkel show... he looks like he hasn't aged at all

The Tonight Show band was complete blue flame FIRE! They were getting off today and yesterday... they did a sexy slow jam version of the Jefferson's theme song... you have to be good to pull that off... Great job Kevin Eubanks , Vicky R. Smitty and the Tonight Show Band...

It was a good show... (I just can't wait till Friday... I am in total nonsexual love with Dolly Parton!) I am going to freak and cry and freak when she come out... can't wait! ( I have three of her wigs!)

GloZell is Shia

In line today I met... Ryan who is traveling the country and hopes to be on the Tonight Show one day for his life story... cool.... he asked me if he stank... I smelled his crotch and arm pits... he was cool so I gave him a ticket and he enjoyed the show... probably come back tomorrow....

The Monologue was great... it's really been good lately.... ( Mouse ( writer)I love your big boy clothes... you look good!)

Jaywalking was cool.... before they played Jaywalking Jay had an awkward cleavage moment with Beverly... guest of someone who works for the show... and her high school daughter...

Guest...

Shia LaBeouf... so handsome... nicely dressed... hand all messed up from a car accident... ripped his fingernail off... and Shia gave Jay his finger nail... to show Jay some man love... ( yeah creepy man love)

Some girl on the front row asked Shia for his fingernail... and he threw it to her... YUK but I bet it will sell on ebay....

Beau Biden... wow he was great... told a great story about his father Joe Biden... I like this family....

Nelly was cool but the surprise was that Akon and Ashanti was singing with him... they did a great job... Ashanti looked amazing... ( Jay flirted with her mother... AZ always... cute)
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It has come up ... for some reason more this year than last... Do I think Jay Leno is gay?... well it doesn't' matter to me ( I'm just lettin gyou know Jay) but here are some of the facts....


For the Bible tells me so .org

GloZell is so cute... right?

I was next to you Jay yesterday on Buena Vista about 1.20 PM ... you were driving three people in one of your " How old is that car" Car... you were looking down totally not paying attention to the road... but you were still hot in a one outfit sort a way.....

Take care... have a great show!

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Today's show was so cute...

The monologue was good... I totally thought Jay was going to say the punch line that Kevin said... it was so obvious... something about a nurse that is sleeping with three boys in high school... she is given them more that Aspirin... " the punch line should have been" She went from given AsSprin to given them Az... but Kevin said it ...

Headlines was FIRE!... so funny...

Kate Hudson... so chipper... very pretty... cute... She had on a dress that was great for her body type...)... She is totally attractive and hot.... ( Not hot enough to try to kill your self like crooked nose " Don't leave me Kate" Owen Wilson... but hot) Jay checked out her behind as she left the stage... ( Good... she has no boobs to stare at)


Michael C. Hull from the show Dexter... looks like he worships the devil and sacrifices small goats... scary... but very good demented interview....

Eric Hutchinson... LOVE him... he was cute... fresh... fun... kind of oom bop type of sound... his drummer like the song and at times was mouthing the words... very good... Cute Band....

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GloZell's Ghetto Gossip...
Okay this will have to wait... a few times the question has come up ... and it came up today... " Do you think Jay Leno is Gay"....

I will present all that I know and you can decide for yourself... I was going to write it... but... it must be done by video...

I will post " Is Jay Gay" tomorrow after the show.... I have to get a few props if I can find them ... thanks

1-800 call HoeZell

Barack Obama's Energy plan...




Call me now ... hee hee hee

Tonight Show is Buckeye Fire!

OMG... the Tonight Show was complete fire from start to finish...
the monologue was off the chain... so good... great... total Fire!

The 911 calls... had me holding my side... that jive was funny... I was dying...

Hugh L. from house... so funny ... scruffy... slouched and was still cute.... love him... funny...
Jay must still be stinging from Jamie Lee Curtis cuz yesterday and today... nice flow... good energy... like they were friend... Great interview... FIRE!

Dame Edna... wow... she ... he... she.. was complete joy... different... funny... special... amazing... just kept the juice flowing...

The musical guest was ... amazing... different... great voice... diverse band... new... fresh... nerdy R&B... love it... FIRE...

This show was the total package...

then at the end the stage manager said " Good night every one drive safely and Go Trojans"... the crowd of almost ALL OHIO STATE FANS... Booed... and chanted O H.... I O... O H.... I O....

FIRE! The whole show... must see!
this show was so good... I am not going to mention the hot nappy mess that works at the show... running around looking like a pic-a-ninny- with stupid leggings and leg warmers to WORK... not even going to mention....

that this person looks like the new plant ... Nee nee nee NEGRO... you just take the nap seeds and spread them all over ... water and in know time... an very unruly unprofessional nap fest growing on your head...

nope... not going to mention that...
you can look the same way on the weekends or on your days off and be cute... not cute at work and nobody white can tell you that you look a HOT AZ MESS with out being sued... so....
because the show was sooo great...

I am not going to mention that a WHITE woman cool as all get out said " What's wrong with (beeps) hair?).... This person ways of not being in uniform! will cost Obama the election... it's just that bad... honey... it's time to change... or just cover up at work... or something
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Tonight I am going out with Fightin' Mad Mary tonight... we are going to a Tricky concert... he is a black British guy who does some kind of electronic sound type music... should be interesting...

Sunday I am going to look at homes in Burbank with this gentleman I met at the Tonight Show last week...

I have three videos in my mind to do and I hope to get all three done this weekend ... one I need a prop that I don't have yet...


PS... Max told me today is Natalie Natalie's birthday ... I live between three places in Studio City and my own place in L.A. I left my camera so... he just wanted to ask her to marry him...

Tonight Show with Jamie Lee Curtis and Jay (by Glo)

Thanks NBC for putting up the wall paper... thanks it looks so much better ... I'll get the cobwebs...


Okay today is one one Jay Leno's Lovelies... his list is
MAVIS LENO... HNIC
EVA LON-HORE-IA .....AKA CHOCOLATE TITTIES
SHARON STONE ( LETS' JUST GUESS WHERE SHE KEEPS HER CHOCOLATE)
AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS... ( HANDSOMELY ATTRACTIVE AND MEAN WOMAN)

Okay... someone please tell this woman I was giving her a complement... she gave me the look of death... she scares me which is sexy ... you know she is a go get em type...

Jay likes strong women... yeah... hmmmm.... Jay probably likes to be spanked... yep... Jay's a FREAK! ... Me likey dat.. hey Jay I can spank you...
Bad Bad Talk show host... take that... what no good?

well anyways... let watch today's show and see how Jamie Lee handles Jay and how he just-a loves it...

( Jamie Lee Curtis announced that she is no longer doing any kind of plastic surgery so I was surprised at how pretty she looked (being and older white woman and all) but what ever she does... she looked amazing... but she hates me)




Watch the show tonight... Jamie Lee Curtis... dominated... literally... and Jay Loved it ... Jamie Lee left her whip off stage... it was totally her show... she was all over that football guy... took over his segment... ( Thank Gawd)... walked off the stage... the sexual tension radiating off Jamie is ridiculous... ( the audiences loved it)

Mavis Leno ( Jay's Wife) I'm looking out for you girlfriend... you need to watch the show then check that man... and Jay also...

Jamie Lee Curtis made the show.... she was funny and a total nuts ( Jamie's probably were blue by the end of the show)... aways a good time with her... yep... Jay ... Jamie is a good time gal... as long as she is in charge...


I will find a way to get Jay's attention Little Miss Jamie... this is a challenge! Jay is mine wa ha ha! I must learn how to read and say big word... I will get on that!

The musical guest was Alejandro and after the show someone said" That music guy is a wet back"... and I said " oh okay... not really getting what he was saying...

Wet Back is like a Mexican... Haitian Cuban I think it's any group of people who traveled hear by water... I think the guys said it so casually... I thought about it later.... Alejandro was good... didn't like the snake skin jacket... he was a snake back...
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Seven years ago today... 911 tragedy... let lift up the men women and children who died... the officers who passed and all the people who helped that are suffering after effects ... I lift up our county.... Let us not forget... God Bless America

GloZell Al Green

Today someone was cleaning the windows... great... now just glue up the wall paper falling down in the lobby... you have till Friday NBC....

Al Green was on the show today and before the show... some of his band mates who knew my name and remembered me from the time before came outside and said hi... they were so kind... it was great seeing them... ( hope they come back)

all of a sudden someone in line said... " Is that Skunk?"... no it wasn't skunk it was ... fresh greenery... ... some of the people in line started to cough... just kidding... some of us laughed about the funny greenery smell...

Something went wrong with the cue cards and Jay just skipped a joke or something... because after the monologue he came off stage to talk to the cue card guy who felt so bad... FIRE HIS AZ JAY... just kidding... ha ha ha...

Mathew McCanughey... OMG... he is better looking in person than in the movies... ISTG ( I Swear to Gawd) he is hot... however.... kind of out there....

Dear Mathew McConughey..
Your body is FIRE!
but no one cares about the Twelve tribes of Jacob
you name you kid after... the Levites... or the Denim-ites
and we don't care about the hot maid/purse maker
of a baby momma you have... or that you played the drums
during the break of the show...
What we care about ( and I speak for all us horny women) is
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT YOU CRAZY NUT CASE OF A MAN!

Mathew told this story of how his father died while having sex with his nutty mother... ( I close my case) yeah... say what ever you want just ... just TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT CuZ we don't care about nothing else...
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Mr. T. Boone Pickens... great interview... cute old guy... someone we could all learn from... would love to see him on another show where he could have more time to talk... very interesting...

Al Green... well ...he looks good... I know the band was feeling good... the whole audience knew the band was feeling good

The energy was off this week ( Melinda you were right) but John Melendez did his best to warm us up... he could tell that we were sucking as an audience... but he plowed through... ( not easy)

When the audience arrives early we can talk and laugh before the show for hours... but it's off season... so people get in line right before we go in and John Melendez has to warm up from

"Ah the cab took me to the wrong place... we waited all day at the Price is right show and didn't get in"... Where is the sun? ... and that goes on and on... so it is what it is....

oh that bit with McCain and John Melendez... funny... Good job Tonight Show with Jay Leno..
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO PERSONAL RACISM
Hey Melinda, MD, Fightn' Mad Mary

um... not too long ago I was house sitting... and I befriend this young nice black guy... I left him in the house while I went to get my Tonight Show Tickets ( my mother was in town at that time)...
two weeks ago... I get this call about huge... thousands of dollars on my card... but non of them went through...

because it was from a card that I didn't activate yet... the only person who had access to a card that doesn't work yet was him... so I look at Obama and ... I just can't get pass all the ( trying to have somewhat of an ego but...) but it's hurt from the same thing with the black men that I... I.... I ... I... not all... but ... I.... GloZell Lyneette Green... come in contact with... in the past

So ... I am not saying that I am in no way right at all... just being honest... lots of people get to make comments and get to be anonymous but I'm out there....

I do think that Barack becoming President for the whole twenty minutes of his residency... cuz if Jessie Jackson would boldly say in a news station the he would like to " cut off Barack Obamas Nuts off" that's some slave master Sh** talk ... who can Barack feel and be safe with...

You know what I'm saying?... that came from not some hood thug ... but from Rev. Jessie Jacksno!... Someone who pride themselve... their whole liviley hood is on the fact that he walked with Martin Luther King... Jessie was in the in... ??????

I'll take a smaller penis over worring about trust issues... white guys are talented in other way... so I hear... YES! Long as the job get's done right?

well just pray for me... that's all... I know... we shall over come

Thanks....

Glo and the Tale of Two Peni'

Okay... basically Leona Lewis is Fire and the rest of the show wasn't....

The monologue had some great jokes... the George Bush joke... and Obama and Bill Clinton meeting... that was funny....

Jaywalking for the first time... sucky suck suck... to me... it was "Guess if they are friends or strangers"... ( everyone I asked liked it...so) who wrote this J. B. Smooth... ha... I'm so mean!

Jules Sylvester and his Daisy duke shorts... I was bored ( wow I think I spelled that right) until he talked about a snake with two penises... maybe that's peni'... don't know but I wish a human one would come my way... ( I wanted to spell it cum my way but that would have been to gross)

Annette Bening... classy lady... Jay spoke to her during the breaks... he doesn't always... he didn't speak to Jessica Simpson during her break... to dumb I guess...

Okay now for the FIRE! Leona Lewis ended the show with a bang... that girl can sing and she is pretty... me likey... her voice was perfect pitch... not to fancy with the clothes just simple and still sexy... she rocked...

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Mouse your rush is over... welcome to the team...

Oh NBC... TODAY IS... WHAT TUESDAY... I WILL GIVE YOU TILL FRIDAY TO GLUE OR TAPE UP THE WALL PAPER THAT IS COMING DOWN IN THE LOBBY( IN TWO PLACES)... JAY IS STILL HERE AND THE LOBBY WILL LOOK GOOD UNTIL HE IS GONE...

JAY AND HIS GUEST DESERVE THAT MY GAWD!... TILL FRIDAY OR I WILL GLUE IT MY SELF.... OH

GET RID OF THE COBWEBS... DON'T LET JAY LOOK RAGGEDY... PLEASE... THANK YOU ... HELP ME HELP YOUR AZ!
YOU WILL RESPECT THE PLACE OF MY BOO UNTIL HE IS GONE!

( I DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES YET .... SO GET TO IT)

GloZell Phelps

I was in line at 5 50 AM... there were people who slept over night... they had a bed and everything...

everyone in line was to see MICHAEL PHELPS....

Shorts Girl got board and made a face out of her nut shells... Shorts Girl turned the shells and made an Asian friend ...

Girls were getting ready to see Michael Phelps... hot curling hair... putting on make up... changing clothes...I had a hole in the back of my dress so I had to keep my jacket tied around my wistThese adorable young lady's were here on Cold Play Day and remember me and thanked me for taping Coldplay when they came out and greeted their fans... They were playing Tabooand gave me the most precious card .. JAY LENO... aw they are so sweet!Tonight Show Biz...
The two Clinton on Palin joke.... FIRE! so funny....

Want to know who wasn't funny... J. B. Smooth... BOO! He struck and missed... so awkward between J.B. and Jay... J. B. and Michael... he ended on a good laugh... but over all no fire in fact... pour water on the coals... stick to writing...

Michael Phelps... girls were going wild... he was very calm... almost too calm like... he was so tired and this wasn't his thing... answered these questions millions of time... kind of just shelpt on stage in his flip flops... Phelps Shelps

That didn't stop the women from " I love you Michael".... his body is WOW... his face... a little OW... but he is amazing athlete and such an inspiration...

Michael fingers were so long... and he has big feet... YES! Who cares about his face... you don't screw his face... close your eyes he can be Gorge Clooney.... aaahh...

Michael and J. B. Smooth have a face for radio...

Kardial Official Feat. Akon.... they were Fire... and they look like they had been burnt... Akon is blacker than a hundred midnights down in a Cyprus swamp... AKON... Acorn... same thing

The group had energy and looked like they were having fun... it picked things up after J. B. Smooth brought the show down somewhat....

J. B. your show is good " Till Death" ( I would sell out too if I could) ha...
J.B. did something no one else has ever done... made me wish Arsenio Hall was on the show... he might be jittery... but Arsenio is funny...

Thanks J. B. for helping break the black man stereotype... see white America.... not all black people are funny....

Dear Mouse.... ( Black writer/musician)
I know that people mistake you for a
3 ft. 7 basketball player but there
is no need to wear a basketball uniform...
the top and bottom... just the top...

Hot Tea! ( Producer/Produce-er) Looking good girl!!!!... I don't know how you walk in those sexy black heels with pointed toe.... FIRE!

At first I thought it was the jeans ... but you got some cute round onions back there... work it... you don't see it but I do... they guys are a looking.... Awesome! Great jog keeping that body tight after a baby and all... your body is FIRE!