Preparing for Washington D.C. Obama's Inauguration....

Neecie and De ( my sister) went to the movies the day before Mom and my trip... but I still didn't have warm clothes... so I didn't go... just moped around ... Mom's "Prayer" Group... I was thinking we needed to get warm clothes but mom wanted to "Pray"... so I made peace with freezing to death Mom... I don't think this is going to work.... buying jumpsuits at Dollar General We went to Sports World!!!!... (Mom's holding electric socks) Where is GloZell?It's time to get on the bus.... Twins... we have on sooooo many layers.... Yeah! My sister De and her cat were happy mom and I was-a-leaving On the bus to Washington D.C.

Jalan wanted to do a documentary for his class because he was missing 2 days of school... ( due to not enough metro tickets... Jalan's Grandmother, Mother and himself watched the Inauguration from the hotel room.... sorry Jalan... )nice kid We stopped at a restaurant to eat... 5 buses of people.. We stuffed that place...

All of us trying to stay out of the cold and in the restaurant

A guy got on the bus selling Obama T-shirts and hats... mommy bought one

Hey mom look this way so I can take a picture of you hat....

Look at the Camera Mom.... LOOK AT THE CAMERA!!!! We have arrived at our hotel... IT"S SNOWING!!!

Yeah.... Brr brr brr

Mommy it's Snowing!!!!!!!!

Mom's Florida Snowman....

FloridaTrip... leading to D.C

On my way to Florida.... My hair got caught on something on the ceiling... and I walked out of it... OMG! Oh well it was too bushy United had a tiny red carpet for First Class.... Neccie and De ( My sister)... after picking me up from the airport... N wanted wine De got Sake Mom and I at her school... Mommy



It's me... thanks mom Mom... that's the oldest camera...Look Susanne Sus... I'm black... My mother cut out enlarged the black girl on the Charmin Toilet paper ... when you grown up without seeing black images... any one where we don't look like Aunt Jemimah is good... I'm starting to understand... ( Glad now we have more than this... ) My mother has kids to practice to perform at different churches...

OMG.... Did you miss Me!!!! I missed Yaw'll

I just left the Geek Squad and Sprint...

In a week I shall try to cover...

* Florida Family ... Mom thinking I dance in my draws with boots on You Tube
* Preparing for the Inauguration.... Vaseline
* The Inauguration... Freezing cold
* My Sister trying to comb my nappy hair
* Zora Neal Hurston Festival.... Ghetto James Brown
* Awesome date ... (with a twist)
* Police called on me mother upset because I was accused of Grand Theft Auto.... In front of date

* Get back to California... and my Landlady has been arrested and is in jail

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I am going to down load what seems like years of pictures and videos... so I'll be back I will start fresh tomorrow ... meanwhile... does this look like me? My mother thinks so

Houston we have a problem...

Dear faithful readers of GloZell's Blog and Youtube channel - GloZell is experiencing some technical difficulties. Her computer is not being cooperative. So it's headed into the repair shop, yet again.

So stay tuned, she should be back on line in a few short days. Same bat time, same bat channel.

Signed,

A Friend...

IT WAS SOOOOO COLD!... INAUGURATION..09

OMG... I am alive... whoo hoo...

The Inagurations was great... Millions of people... eveyone thought that it was at least 2 million... way more than the News was saying...

TO The White People..

It was a lovely time... we all got along... eveything was together and well organize... thanks you white people...

GloZell
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Black People... chile' let me tell you... ain't never seen black people loose it so many time... (wait... I think someone white is reading this... ( wait.... oh I know).... Hey they make a new ski... ( good they are gone)...)

Stupid things that happen... okay at the Gala ... we all down stairs and they give us pink wrist bands.. for bus 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,.... and told us what bus to get on...

Then we were handed the schedule (sorry about spelling) for the rest of the trip right before we got on the bus... so we had to hold on to a folder at the Gala ( dumb)

PROBLEM... we all had the same band... people got on what ever bus was going... they ran out of buses and some had to take a cab.... ( did you not have a count of how many people were going?)

Get to the Gala... singing all da way...

We were told to turn in our beautiful invitations that we just got in our folders and that we would get them back after the Gala.. just write your names on it...

(Sounds stupid to me... we all have pink bands on... why take our invitation)... then some guy marked our wrist under the pink band...??????

Gala was great... wse did the Obama Slide all night... and I Met George Wallace the comedian... people I havent' seen in years... and My Ex-Mother In Law...

We were told the buses will be back at Midnight... I grabbed mom.. " Let's Go"... we went down early...

grabed invitions with someone elses name on it... amazingly she handed me my own...

went down to the buses and Four busses had already come... WHAT?... most of the people are still in the Gala...

I pushed my way onto the bus... saved a seat for mom and we bounced... turned out they ran out of buses and some people had to get a cab from Washington back to Baltimore... it ended up in 1600 dollars worth of cab fair and they didn't make it back till 4 AM...

(hold up... I smell... white people... ) oh yes we had a fantastic time.... (okay... the coast is clear)

the schedule DIDN" T HAVE TIMES ON IT... WHAT?

On the bus going back from the Gala... a man was passing out our Metro passes... You had to have a special Obama Metro Pass to get on the metro on inauguation day.... however...

not eveyone went to the Gala so they didn't get a metro pass... and they RAN OUT... ( What tha?)

This poor grandmother went to the Gala but her daughter and grandson didn't go becuase you had to be a certain age to go to the Gala... couldn't get a metro pass for her daughter and grandson...

ended up staying in the hotel watching the inaguation... the only thing was the little boy was video-ing the bus ride and everything for his school.. and didn't get to go... (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

They announced that the busses will be pulling off for the metro at 7 AM... I said 7 AM... that's too late? So I was cool with whatever becuase I knew that due to my Tonight Show training.. that ... 7AM was going to be too late...

" White people will be camping out by 4 AM trust and belive)

so much pushing on the metro a lady got hit by the train... (man I hope no white folk reading how we really was acting)

No signs... people were lost... no cop... security knew anythying... " I don't know " freezing... for me it was still fun... I enjoy crowds and fans...

I took a few pictures... didn't want to take my hands out of my gloves and pockets... sooo cold...

it was cold... I heard it was cold becuase the white people said " It will be a cold day in Hell before a black man becomes President"... Lawd it was cold...

Rabbit Cooking... Ms. Prude

Okay... this is based off a lady I know... ha!


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I will be on my computer soon as I can... going to Florida then D.C... can't believe it

Before I left .... Fightin' Mad Mary took me to this great sandwich place Pappa George

the best tasting Greek sandwich ever...

Mary's dog was nice to me...

I watched Mary's new reality show Tool Academy... it's a hoot... OMG!

Mary let me use her carry on and booked my flight... she is soooo amazing... thank you so much check out her blog Fightn' Mad Mary ...
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Loved Ross the Intern at the Golden Globes... the clips playing everywhere... Jay what's up... haven't seen clips of your monologue everyday on Good Day LA ... David Letterman and Conan had clips all week ... NBC promoting Conan?... that's good...

Big Beyonce and Beyond....

I had an idea for a video... but no one on You Tube commenting on the point I was trying to make due to the fact I was bouncing way too much... oh well..


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I am getting ready to go back to Florida... then get on the bus to D. C.

I am not looking forward to the cold... I can deal with crowds... this trip includes inauguration, parade, gala, food and hotel...

I want to be this OMG Obama! But ... right now it's a free trip... I feel bad that I don't feel more blackery... maybe it will kick in... I do plan on interviewing... um... taking plenty of pictures....

I'm sure I will see celebrities... that more down my alley... but the cold... I don't know what the weather is in DC... I would think that would be on the news

today I am washing clothes going to an Indian Restaurant staying in Studio City then at the airport tomorrow...

my sister "DeLa" radio show starts tomorrow... can't wait to call in

" Hello I have a sister who hates her mother and has a living room pooping cat"... Ha!... nah she already hate me... I will try to stay on her good side...
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I already got my yearly spanking

Madear with my hair on... and "DeLa" host of" Love after Midnight with DeLa" ... Christian Relationship Radio Show...-------------I didn't want to say... wasn't going to but I tell you all almost everything... I begged BEGGED PK to come over yesterday... anytime to see me before I go... so humbling... I can't think that I am all that... better than anyone else when you are pleading... ha ha ha ... I ain't too proud to beg... it's not his fault... he didn't come over... he was watching the movie Superbad

I will have a white man of my very own... someday... ( he's so cute...aw.. )

Say it loud I'm White and I'm Proud!.... Glo/ Dan Wereszynski

I just would like to thank those who choose to follow my blog... I'm shocked, surprised and happy... thank you...


Have you ever felt like singing about... white people ... I know we all do


this was the after thought ...


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HOW TO BE WHITE: By Dan Wereszynski

-There are several types of clothing white people wear. Many of them have different meanings and serve different venues. You’ll need at least one each:

Track suit – Working out, and staying fit. You won’t actually work out in this, but it gives a great illusion. Usually worn by old Jewish people in Boca Raton, Florida in a health club (please note: health club is actually a resort with steam rooms and saunas only).

Preppy Snob – Very simple. Consists of khaki pants, a clean white tee-shirt (no wife beater shirts), with a crisp long sleeved blue unbuttoned shirt over the tee. Always have your nose held high when wearing this, and NEVER tuck in. ALWAYS WORN BY ANY NYU AND UCLA STUDENT.


Formal Wear – Just look on c-span and wear whatever the oldest guy with gray hair is wearing. Usually worn by Republicans.
California Hangin’ – Cargo shorts which almost touch the knees (little baggy). Any short sleeved tee shirt which has some type of artistic design or anti-government slogan. Must use sentences that consist of the words dude, hot, freelance, and spirit every hour. Usually worn by hippie’s who have very rich parents that own good businesses or many shares in the stock market.

-When it comes to language white people can be a bit funny and unusual. But this guide should help.

First off, ALL white people know at least one Spanish phrase. So it would be good for you to pick one out and practice it as if you were a tourist visiting Spain, Mexico, or talking to your hired help Pedro who takes care of your garden at the summer house.

If your annual income is over
$100K per year you must enunciate every letter of every word.

If your income is not up to par or you’re from Texas, Louisiana, Montana, Kentucky, Arkansas or Nebraska you should elongate every other word. Dropping the “g” sound off every word that ends in “ing” is acceptable too. Just watch old news conference with Sarah Palin and practice sayin everythin.

-White people have many forms of entertainment.

In the television world you should be a fan of at least one reality show, despise one, and not know of the existence of the other 80 reality shows created in the past year. Everyone should be a fan of Oprah and one prime time drama show from one of the different networks. Everyone should have seen the most recent Saturday Night Live show and explain even though it was funny it won’t ever be the same as when Dan Akroyd or Anthony Michael Hall did the show.

In terms of music that can be quite difficult to figure out white people. Let’s break it down like this:

Rural/country-side areas should like country music plus the entire State of Texas and City of Nashville.

In the urban and suburban areas teens and 20-somethings should be a fan of rap music and perform it horribly when drunk, doing karaoke, or sitting around smoking pot with their college buddies.

Parents and older generations should not like any rap music, but know of at least one rapper, but ALWAYS confuse his songs with that of another rap artist.

But all generations should be fans of Elvis and The Rolling Stones.

Gay people should like Broadway musicals.

All white children only has play dates at the local playground, in a park throwing a waffle ball up in the air to him or herself, or in a Chucky Cheese during a birthday party.

Reading should be only in the morning with newspapers, magazines at the waiting area of your weekly psychiatrist office. And books should be read in the library or park when trying to “find yourself”. College students should always discuss what books they have read in the past year, and use the phrase, “The book was way better than the movie.”

-In closing I hope this helps with your journey in becoming white. It may be hard at first as 89.2% of white people are emotionally unstable. But if you follow this guide, you’ll be on your way to Dodge in no time.-

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Thank you Dan W. with all of the "Change"... we must make sure white folks don't forget where they come from... "Keep White alive!
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Howie Mandel... take care of yourself... get well now... love ya bounce back show us Howie do it....

ABC The Bachlor...

What about the angry druk women that don't make the cut

Magic Creation Box... Leslie S...

Leslie Lu and I gather together and solve the problems of the world... we usually do this at our office (Starbucks North Hollywood) we have expanded....

after slaving over a hot stove ( Leslie is quite the cook... and has these jeans that will drop any man to their knees ) she made her Leslie's Famous African Curry Stew!!!! WOW... you feel healthier after eating it (Vegan)

Leslie for Christmas got us Magic Creation Boxes... we had great fun on our project... THANKS LESLIE

I told Leslie about my Ex -in law sort of who still calls

Does anyone have a ex-in-law-ish person who calls... no?... I do and we have the same conversation... over and over...

I just try to laugh about it... I mean life is so short... and I have other issues... (2 days PK free :(

How dare PK not call... I know he is just away because I called him on the gym thing... but... it's such a stupid thing...

R2 Called ... very apologetic about not calling more often (nice) ... he's been busy and didn't want to give me the run around because he didn't know when he was going to get his son... (okay)...

he joined 24 hour fitness and thought we could go sometime (That's just great)

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FLORIDA RECAP

In Florida... I try not to play with the kids because I tend to only play with the light skin ones (wrong I know... just telling the truth) But they jump on me... and want to play

Look at little Obama... how cute is he... I just love them... ahhhhhh

when I was in elementary school... the only black (we were blacks then) in the class... slavery come up during History and Black History... ahhhh.... I was singled out... didn't want to be /look like the ones out in the field whipped... the light skin blacks got to be inside...

I wonder/scared if I did have my own kids... would color be an issue... or it wouldn't matter? I would love Oprah or Tyra or GloZell to do a show on people who treat people different because of skin color within their own communities... ( not proud of this fact ... just working through somethings ok)

Ellen Degeneres is not Feminine enough..by GloZell

I rated the Ellen Show 2 out of 5 Glo-ing Lights (Failing) I hope change that rating after the Ellen show make improvements...

Steve Bob and I went to the Ellen Degeneres Show... Plenty of parking... flat screen TV to show past Ellen shows... very nice... this was outside! Plenty of people to answer questions .. I felt secure... I felt that Ellen was protected... everyone was friendlySome of Ellen staff taped audience members who had talent for Ellen Website before we walked to Ellen Show Studio Great fun....

Plenty of seating... plenty of signs to tell you where you are and where you need to go... food and drinks available at that location and at the WB gift shopit was a long walk to the Warner Brothers gift shop... but it's a nice gift shop

Starbucks while you wait

we had a great time waiting for the show...Ellen 's employee told us not to worry we had guarantee tickets and what time to come back to the line... PERFECT...
but then we walked back to the Ellen Degeneres show waiting line... announcements were made ( always with a microphone ... Perfect) that we CAN NOT use the bathroom when we get to the Ellen Studio so go now!.... three of 8 toilets didn't flush!!!!! AND.... MUST WATCH VIDEO

Ellen's Guest Tuesday, January 6

CNBC's Maria Bartiromo... she gave great advice... Maria was much bigger than I thought so either Mrs. Bartiromo had a baby or going to have one or just a little chunky... looked pretty but big for TV standards good thing she sits behind a desk... nice

Musical Guest: AKON ( we got his album and a George Clooney DVD)AKON always gives a great show and came into the audience... we all had to get up ! AKON makes it easy to want to dance and before you know it... I was cameras everywhere... you had to move

overall ... I felt stupid, scared, horrible, embarrassed and my Ellen Show time was ruined... I thought I was going to die... couldn't cry ...wouldn't want any woman to go through that Mrs. Degeneres

* Big points to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno ... during the Tonight Show... Security visible during the WHOLE show...Pages are VISIBLE and standing throughout the aisle so you know who you can go to DURING every show break ...

I do believe that if I showed a NBC Page blood all over my hand during a break... they would not send me back to my seat ...not the case at the Ellen Show*

I would just like to say... I love Ellen it's nothing personal... I just feel like the Ellen Show tried so hard to be the best (and far succeed other shows in almost all areas) so I will help them get there... fix the bathroom situation!... at least have Feminine products I could buy... something!!

We were told NO BATHROOM once we go to Ellen's Studio loud and clear over and over in the microphone... I waited till AKON was done singing his 1st song but I had to do something didn't want to ruin ELLEN'S chair ...

I had to go to the closest person I could get to who worked for the Ellen show... and it was a guy... embarrassing... I .. ahhhhhhh... what else could I do... I didn't make a big deal after I was told to go back to my seat for a short segment... I can not say enough how I wouldn't want any one else to feel the same way...

I felt everyone look at me as I TRIED to leave the studio... then had to go back to my seat ... then told I could go... I had to cross a row of people each time... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ( don't want anyone else to go through that... I mean it's suppose to be a fun time... I love Ellen and all the shows )

I feel like I will be band from the Ellen show now... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The show started at 4 .. tickets say be in line by 1pm we were in line at 10AM... nice seeing Danny (very friendly) who I new from the Tonight Show ( he was a Page at NBC)

I enjoy...no I LOVE TV ... I have a special place for talk shows, comics and the audience experience ... please take this as trying to improve the Ellen Show ... PLEASE !!! Thank You so much Ellen

GloZell (Show Critic)

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Florida recap
my mother always jump on her trampoline... so I taped her... hee hee hee... then she says oops and goes to the bathroom... ha!



Watch Night service is on New Years Eve... it's done in the black churches where you pray or shout in the new year... start the new year in church... it's a slavery thing... they would pray for freedom and a better life this up coming year... most white people haven't even heard of it...


Mt. Olive AME CHURCH Orlando Fla.

My mommy, myself and one of our old children's choir member Jessie who was super quiet fat, nerdy and had bad skin... grew up and now is a super fine successful pilot... WOW!Jessie , DeOnzell, and Curtis Rayam ( Jessie's uncle who is an international Opera singer and has given De some jobs ) what a bad picture of De... ha ... but that's the only one I had ...

MD WHERE ARE YOU?