I shouldn't laugh at God's people but....

Happy 100 Days President B. Obama and Family

Welcome 21st Follower... YES YES YES... Thank you!


Laugh everyday


This is the same guy... when he was a kid

Enjoy Life

Britin's Got Talent? Susan Boyle.... HA!

This is how weeee do it! Susan Boyle Jackson... hee hee hee



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So... SK is moving here FRIDAY... OMG...

I have given him the schedule...

My friend Jim's B-day is Friday so.. SK is going to a gay club... yea... SK retired 21 years in the Air Force... this is going to go well...

Saturday --- Memorial Service for my church friend S.Prince...

Sunday --- Church then listening to a retired NASA speak

Monday --- Ghetto Karaoke

SK doesn't know what he is getting himself into... HA!

Funny....

Welcome 20Th Follower... Thanks so much!

RIP ... Bea Authur... I loved the Golden Girls... Thanks for the laughs

Leslie Seidel Life Coach (818) 888-8058

Hold on.. I lost my post... what... PLEASE STAND BY... I totally just wrote my blog and it's not here just the pictures... ... got to start over???? what's going on today? okay... can't find it.. starting over...
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SPRING CLEANING WITH LESLIE SEIDEL THE WORLD FAMOUS LIFE COACH

Leslie Seidel = Life Coach and Massage Therapist ... and I ate Soul Food

Leslie hasn't had it before...

A few guys came up to me... gave me numbers... this guy who said he's seen my toe video and introduced me to his brother was like ( talking to me about Leslie)

Black Guy --- She looking at me like... Niggah you crazy G--- Yes that is totally what Leslie is thinking (not)

(After he left we laughed about that... I told him she was from Compton so don't trip... it was so funny)

We talked about the Tonight Show and about the awkward ending to my perfect attendance...



G --- If I wasn't kicked out of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... I would have never gone to Obama's Inauguration... never met SK... I love Jay and the show... but it worked out for me.
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Leslie walks into my place and started saying WOW... wow... wow

I got a box right after the Tonight Show with Jay Leno told me I couldn't go back to the show... and I never opened it...

Aw... it was two boxes of nice truffles... aw... thanks it was from Susan Dale who I help get a picture with Jay... ( it had to go it had been to long now)

Then the Landlord delivered a box from Switzerland( talk about timing)

Leslie --- I wonder what it is?

It was my favorite Chocolate!!!! I can't believe it... from SUS ... it had the mountains, the dog, the cows and ... the yodelers... aw... so happy! WOW... thank you thank you... Oh goody goody goody... wow all the way from SWITZERLAND... SUS... Yea! Leslie --- Okay... weird I knew your dad and now I will put his leg up here... aw you put a Tonight Show with Jay Leno sock on it... (yea... that leg stuck with the writers strike also... ha)

Leslie--- You can keep the handcuffs... but throw the bunny ears away

But I'm a bunny...

Leslie found a 2007 check for 525 dollars... I will have it reissued ... Wow... don't have to worry about rent next month... People hire Leslie Seidel Life Coach to help you get yourself together

The whole day... Tonight Show with Jay Leno tickets, pictures, hats, socks, bags, news papers... ahhhhhhhhhhhh ... Love that show... Jay is always my Boo...but got to let it go ...bye bye Jay

Hey... Look what Leslie Seidel did... it's clean!!!!!

Whoo hoo...

Leslie organized everything and it didn't take long... we had so much fun!

Leslie even sweeps like my Madea... it looks like someone vacuumed

Leslie Seidel Life Coach, Three in One Facilitator and Massage Therapist... 818-888-8058 ask for Leslie Seidel... she is the best

mmmmmmmmmm chocolate.... SK isn't going to belive this...

Leslie helped me clean my place...

I couldn't sleep because I threw away some newspapers with Jay Leno on it... couldn't sleep... I know Jay is fine... and I did good... I didn't go into the trash and get it... but I wanted to...

I feel like somethings off with Jay or The Tonight Show something had that feeling for awhile but... I have to stop thinking about Jay... okay up loading pictures...

I really couldn't sleep last night... I think it was all the Tonight Show tickets and gifts from the show that I have to let go... okay... I was making Leslie crazy talking about my Boo... I love Jay and the show ... Bob and Steve went yesterday(Thursday).... okay enough...

Enjoy your weekend... Enjoy your life... make room for new and real love

I will always love Alec Baldwin....

Sooo... let's recap this 09 year so far... shall we...

I go home for Christmas (check),
Leslie and I do Magical Creation Boxes(Check)
I go to President Obama's Inauguration, (check),

I go to the Zora Neale Hurston Festival (Check), Meet a Black guy and now he is moving to California (Check)... This all happen in January... (Check)

April --- Two guys from YEARS ago asked me to marry them... (Check) it's only been 4 months into this year?....

People you might want to get a Magical Creation Box... I'm just saying...
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SK... has paid to have his car shipped and he bought his plane ticket. SK said that he will be the provider... I just need to focus on success and getting my name and talent out to the world.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

okay... the shock is wearing off... I am trying not to think about the fact...

-I haven't been in a successful relationship... ( Okay it's time)
-I have to cook and clean and bath everyday..... ( Okay it's time)
-Pressure of being successful.... ( Okay it's time)

OH NO... Do I have to give up my love for Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin... The love of WHITE MEN?... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I scare white guys anyways... ha ha ha...

Remember when I met Alec Baldwin?

Hustler Store... Larry Flynt is straight

Saturday...
SK and I got breakfast at "The Serving Spoon"... SK loves pineapple juice... YEA! For lunch we went to Q's and Fightin' Mad Mary....

Q grilled fish on cedar planks....WOW

Mary... OMG... roasted the best vegetables ever... she can do everything . (That's why she deserves 2 Emmy's) I never had asparagus that good in my LIFE! ...

Mary hooked up a Apricot Tart from Trader Joe's...

After great conversation we went to the Hustler store... so much fun!

The Hustler Store has a cafe... the coffee names were like Beaver Drip... crazy names... ha... Mary had a Larry Flint is Straight ( regular coffee) SK and I used Q and Mary's cup for the picture...lol

The Hustler store had a Hello Kitty vibrator... WHAT? and the clothes for the little kids...

We went walking down... um... Hollywood Blvd. and some Christian people were singing

Mary and I back at the Hannah Montana sign.... oh the memories

SK --- I will be back sooner than you think

Back at Q and Mary's...

Mary talked about the artist of this picture... SK loves art

It was cool listing to Q talk about the action of this work, the flow of the lines ... I learned a lot about a painting I have seen hundreds of times... Thanks Q and Mary

Q and Mary gave us such a tour of celebrity homes... Q was quite funny... we had a great time and I thank them so much for being so kind... Thanks!

Condoms should be free in the hood

WELCOME 18TH FOLLOWER!!!!!! Thanks so much!!!!!


I have enjoyed SK being here... he is great for me... I am surprised that he didn't run out the door when he saw my place...

(Aw... his toe nail polish is almost gone... must reply )


He couldn't run out the door... there is stuff in front of it... I put everything in tubs and he puts the tubs on the couch so we can lay on the floor and then take the tubs off the couch if we want to sit.... AHHHHHHHHHHH he doesn't complain...

SK " I have seen worst... remember I was in the military"...

He wants to paint and sculpt... cool

We went to Rite Aid for Trojan Brand Latex Ultra thin for Ultimate Sensitivity with Spermicidal Lubricant (12 pack) Condoms

And it was locked up... Locked up ? (We had to wait and get someone to unlock it... geez)
SK " That's the last thing that needs to be locked up around here... with all this F'ing going on around here ... all these kids having kids... they need to give that shit away...
I was laughing...
Oh my goodness... What is Monkey Butt?... Ha ha ha ha ha
Yesterday my neighbor informed us that we were going dancing with her and her husband tonight... it should be interesting

SK is furious that I don' t AC and and that my smoke detector is inoperative...( He is a property manager) ceiling need repair... the place should be painted " I'm going to get you out of here Got Dam it"

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Look how I cleaned the bathroom... yea!

Refrigerator... yeah

Let stuff go

I am waiting for my video to up load... while I was waiting... I got a call that someone from my church family was in a accident... pretty bad... in a coma... such a great and wonderful person... Please lift up in prayer ( who ever you pray to...)

Don't let anything block your joy... life is precious ... Why be jealous, angry over money, stuff...
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Well... He is my stuff... I was freaking out that SK is ... going to run away when he sees my place

I cleaned out my refrigerator