Pedi Egg... As Seen on TV...

Hey A NEW FOLLOWER.... YES YES WELCOME 52ND FOLLOWER... WOW THANK YOU!


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Well everyone MD is fine... we were close to giving her a vigil...but she surfaced! Yea!

The new Chocolate Cream Brulee Scrub is here! 17 SOLD already!!!!

Thanks everyone... I will keep you posted

Captin Kirk... Mean me up Scotty...

William Shatner who is an TV Icon is also... well not the nicest guy. I have met him more than once... he is not one for pictures and people coming up to him... so when I saw him this time... I just left him alone... his wife and his agent person were the only ones talking to him. I still love William but from afar...LOL

Kanye West Check at the Emmy's ...LOL

Sexy Church.... By GloZell

It's Sunday so I try to do my part... AMEN




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SK and I are going to church, then to Mary's( She is making her WORLD FAMOUSE LESBIAN SHRIMP!) then we are going to a screening of this movie I helped with 6 years ago called Skid Row... it's playing at UCLA... the goal is to also find out how to get booked to do stand up at that college.

I will keep you posted

All the single babies... and truly ghetto...LOL

These videos are climbing the charts on You Tube... FUNNY!


I wonder if this guy got fired... ???

LUIS OLIART IN CONCERT WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

This was our rehearsal we have a few more...

Please come out and see Luis Oliart Sunday October 4th 09 4390 Colfax Ave. North Hollywood Ca.

Admission is a Freewill Donation... ALL money go to charity



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Hmmmmm still haven't heard from MD?????? This is not like her... hmmmmmm.... I hope to hear from her soon.

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PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER (GLOZELL)... FACEBOOK (GloZell L Green) and my blog...

Thank you so much

New scrubs in... yummy... chocolate souffle....ooooooh

The Hardest Working Man at the Emmy's

SK had been working so hard as a bag boy at a grocery store and we got up early, went to church... The man was just tired... Thanks for working so hard for us


Please take a look at SK's Paintings http://www.KevinSimon.com

Thank you for your support!

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I have been wanting to detox... we are off from Boot camp for 2 weeks ... so

I am getting a at home wrap... don't know if it's only detox or weight loss sort of thing... I CAN'T WAIT to see what it does...

Has anyone ever tried one... Those body wraps?...

I feel good about it... maybe FMMary will wrap me... don't know if I can do it alone

I will keep you posted...

Thanks

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Hmmmm Haven't heard from MD in a few days...?... I hope everyone is alright.

Korto Momolu... Part 3/ I can pee in my Spanks!

51 FOLLOWERS... AHHHHHHHHHHHH... THANK YOU THANK YOU... WELCOME 51ST Follower




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I give my approval on SPANKS...

Korto Momolu , Oprah and Obama!

50 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!! WELCOME AND THANK YOU SO MUCH... WHOO HOO!

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Emmy Awards 2009 Pictures... WE HAD FUN!

WELCOME 49TH Follower...I truly truly Thank you...

The day started with Korto Momolu doing some alterations on Mary's Dress
(GloZell you better not take a picture of me... I'm NOT READY)

I'm ready!

Double Divas! (GloZell and Korto Momolu )
Diva Cafe (Korto is always working it...)

Text Text Text ... in the car on the way to Z Prime Time Emmy's YEA!

Ooooh Sexy Body Guard and Chauffeur.... SK...

TEXTING AT THE EMMY'S...

Do we know how to work the Red Carpet or what?... Hey

This is my Entourage....

Mary loves Parks and Recreations

SK chatting up with cast of Curb your Enthusiasm

AHHHHHHHHHHHH Kevin Beacon is dreaming of working with me...

( I wish this chick would leave me alone)

Shar Jackson was very cool... talked with her a long time... we exchanged info... Looking forward to hanging with cha Shar Shar

I CRIED WHEN I MET PENNY MARSHALL... she yelled " Oh shut up what's wrong with you girl"... Penny was joking and was such a sweetheart... I LOVE HER!

I love the White Shadow... very nice very gracious

Oh Terri is so Very... looking good after Simon Cowell... She's a Brit but still and American Idol of mine...

Joey is sooo cool

Sally Field ... OMG! LOVE HER... She yelled at me also... I told her she is on the show "Brothers and Sisters" But there are no Brothers and Sisters... Where are the black people...

Sally ... put up her finger ... pointed at me and very sternly said " HEY"... like she was going to spank me... whip me or something...

I quickly told her how much I loved her... I didn't want to get whooped by Flying Nun... I like her... I really really like her...LOL

I love the show house... and she is a Vegan

My home girl from Orlando from the show Curb your Enthusiasm

oooh she was on my stories... All my Children!

Mr. Glenn Turman and SK... Glenn remembered SK and myself from the J. Anthony Brown's J Spot Comedy Club. I hosted that night and acknowledged that he was in the audience. ( He is a very good friend of J. Anthony Brown.) SMALL WORLD

Love me some 30 Rock!

MISS J... FROM TOP MODEL... HEY YOU GO GIRLS.... SNAP SNAP

Okay... I had to tell Bill that his chick he was with wasn't the usual Black girls he so proudly rolls with... (He laughed...)

Oh Nia is dreaming of my Big Fat Black Wedding... LOL ( I just made her laugh... she is such a giggler)

We had fun at the HBO Part-tay! WOW... Thank you Q and Mary for inviting SK and I to the Emmy's TWICE and the best party in the world HBO with Korto!

SK had a great time

MEN IN BLACK

Korto Momolu from PROJECT RUNWAY day of the Prime Time Emmy's 09

WELCOME 48TH FOLLOWER.... THANK YOU SO MUCH...!!!!!!






When doing a High End Fashion Show... Korto said she has used models who are a size 6 and even 8... but mostly size 2 to 4

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOL
GloZell

The Breakfast Song...LOL

I do think this is the worst Sermon EVER...

GloZell's Ghetto Sunday Service..
Welcome and we start with a breakfast song unto the LORD...


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I am getting ready for church, I have to speak today at church,then going to Q and Mary's, get ready... then the EMMY's...

Oh I have to clear my camera... check it's battery... okay have a great day people

Spank Me!

Mary had to get some boobie tape for her New Emmy dress... It's beautiful... and I get to wear the one she had on last week... YEA

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Just last week


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THIS JUST IN... I GOT A REPORT THAT JAY LENO IS AT THE MOTOR BOOKSTORE ON MAGNOLIA TODAY 4PM....

I love that people call and tell me about Jay... everyday... text, phone calls about tickets and show ideas, tell Jay this, tell Jay that, Can I give this to Jay, it goes on and on...everyday so I listen... answer what I can.

The one thing I do love about his New/Old show is the Announcer Wally Wingert

I love John Melendez(The last announcer) also... but he is busy producing and writing! GO JOHN!

I want to tell these people "Darling I only hang with people who win EMMY"s from Emmy nominated shows"


LOL

With Glo all things are possible...


LOL

The life of a Very Serious Very Famous Actress... GloZell

WOW...WELCOME THANK YOU 47TH FOLLOWER!!!!!


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As you know today I am Famous... Please watch E! Network today to see Fightin Mad Mary win her EMMY and ME... Yes Me... They are showing a clip of my reaction! HA...

The clip will be on Talk Soup Clip of the week and best week Ever...

Thank you UNIVERSE... I love the people who love me... and I love the people who don't... It's all good!

Okay.. that's it.... I'm famous!

LOL

Thanks

GloZell

I will be famous on Friday!

WELCOME WELCOME!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH 47TH FOLLOWER!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH !

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Going to go hiking... then the Fair with Bob, Steve and Yolanda...

Thanks

GloZell

I'm a Gold Girl Now...LOL

WELCOME 46TH FOLLOWER.... YES! YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
My Day with Bob and Steve and introducing YOLANDA!







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THIS JUST IN... FIGHTIN MAD MARY IS GOING TO THE EMMY'S AGAIN THIS SUNDAY... AND ... AND... SHE GOT ME A TICKET ... WE ARE GOING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BY MY CALCULATIONS... I SHOULD BE FAMOUS BY FRIDAY...

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS...!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RED CARPET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW... THIS IS AMAZING... YES YES YES...

I was glad I didn't get kicked out last time for screaming and hitting on all the hot white guys...LOL

The Award Winning Bicep Workout...LOL

I GLOZELL GREEN WILL BE DOING STAND UP AT THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE OCTOBER 9TH IN THE MAIN ROOM 8PM... COME CHECK ME OUT... AND GET YOUR LAUGH ON!




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Going Hiking... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Then I am hanging out with BOB AND STEVE today!

Going to be very interesting... and fun...

I will keep you posted
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IF YOU HAVE A PLACE OF BUSINESS AND YOU WANT TO TOUCH MARY'S EMMY... LET ME KNOW... I AM IN CHARGE OR HER EMMY TOUR... WE WILL GO ANYWHERE... IT WILL BE FUN!

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EMMY DAY...

I love Betty White!

WELCOME 42,43,43,44,and 45TH FOLLOWER! THANK YOU SO MUCH






Rest In Peace Patrick Swayze... We loved your acting, dancing, spirit, and comedy!

Mary De Chamber Emmy Winner!

Thank you everyone who has been on this journey with us... this is the first of many,award shows, fun, hard work, and parties!



I was a little loud...



I couldn't have felt happier if I had won the Emmy myself...

Our Last workout before we bring home the Emmys!

This morning... I have an Elders meeting at my church...
Then I will be at Q's and Mary's...

Mary hired a photographer so we will all take portraits, a Make-up artist...

The Limo comes and picks us up then Mary wins 2 Emmy's...

Then we go to the Governors Ball...

Okay got to go...

Thank you so much everyone...

Ne Ne from the Real Houswives of Atlanta

WELCOME 41 FOLLOWERS... I Can't believe it... Thank you so much!
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Ne Ne was a total DIVA... she was running things how she wanted to...

We were cool in the VIP section... when I introduced her... she didn't acknowledge me AT ALL

She talked to the crowed during the commercials wich was MY job... ha ha ha...

But like I said it was NE NE's night and she was running the show...

I really never met a DIVA ... and she is... NE NE was funny... people loved her and we all jumped when she said jump...

It ran long... I left after Midnight... and she was still there... she said... We will leave when I am ready to leave... HA HA HA...

I could learn a lot from her...

Got to go now... getting ready for the Emmy's tomorrow... got to buy hair ...

mail out scrubs...

I really like the J Spot last night... energy was great! I did a great job and I was slipped 50 dollars ... and was asked to come back!

Oprah and Obama... by Kelonda

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GloZell will be hosting at the J Spot comedy club tonight... also interview Mrs. Ne Ne from the Real Housewives of Atlanta... Free tonight for the ladies... so come on out!

Do you have any questions I should ask Mrs. Ne Ne?


Okay got to go hiking with my Wendie Wilson.... last week till Mary gets her EMMY'S

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Okay ... Remember Bob and Steve?... Well they called today (YEA)... and

you are not NOT going to believe this...

STEVE IS GETTING MARRIED... STEVE the one that was in the hospital...

The first question I asked was " What country is she from?"....

Her name is Kalonda ( I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT...) and she is from the Philippines

I will meet her Tuesday... I can't wait! They are fun!

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IF ANYONE HAS AN EXTRA TICKET TO THIS WEEKEND EMMY'S I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THAT TICKET

MARY GOT THREE TICKETS... SO I GET TO GO ALONG WITH HER AND HER HUSBAND... BUT IF WE GOT ANOTHER TICKET THEN SK WHO HAS BEEN WORKING VERY HARD FOR TIPS AS A BAG BOY COULD GO TO THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT.

THANK YOU... SO IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE EMMY'S THIS WEEKEND... PLEASE GIVE ME THE TICKET...

THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH

Obama has done a lot of change people!

Do you know people are really mad a Kelonda?... I'm like... are you serious... and people have confessed that they voted for President Obama because he was black...

CRAZY INTERESTING....
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I am going over to Mary's house she has all the Housewives of Atlanta on TiVo ( of course... What doesn't Mary have?)

Paria is coming over to chill at Q's and Mary's... Q has to get his tux shirt...and dentist appointment...

I'm waiting for another gown to be flown in for Mary to try... and they don't want to miss Fedex so ... I will be there....

(I am also going to wash some clothes...hee hee hee... probably 2 loads... but I will bring my own soap... )

I am the host at Jay Anthony Browns comedy club... The J Spot... Ladies get in Free...

I know the other comics are like... What? Who is GloZell? I haven't seen her?

Well they will now...

The guy booking said he chose me because I don't give him attitude and I show up on time.

And the Winner is....

WELCOME 4th FOLLOWER... YES THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Fightin' Mad Mary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twice


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I had an audition for a reality show who wants women who are on the verge of becoming a success in their field. They want to follow 5 women.

The interview was 30 min. I gave my life story... Don't know if the interviewer believed me... it was somewhere around "yes I do have one of my dads legs here in California with me"

What more does a reality show want. I have a following of all types of people.
Interesting situations and events.

My boyfriend is a 21 year retired Vet who is a bag boy at a grocery store.

They can follow me back stage at the Comedy Store.

The list goes on and on

And it's all real

Obama Speech in the Public Schools....LOL

WELCOME 39TH FOLLOWER... THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH!



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It's early and I am meeting Mary to go hiking...

SK is off today .... YEA!

Okay ...Keep you posted

GloZell

My first stand up at The World Famous Comedy Store

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People want to see more of the dog... never work with animals or children...LOL

Mary found her dress for the EMMY's. Q, Mary and I stopped by SK's work ... we went to Q and Mary's house and the power was off the whole street last night.

I can't find my keys so I will have to go a late church service... I hope I wasn't suppose to do anything... I never remember when I sing, or serve, or have to pray. I'm a Ghetto Christian... geez!

Oprah and Obama Part 3

WHAT!!!! WELCOME 38TH FOLLOWER... OOOOOOOOOOOOO WOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH...
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Hanging out with Mary today... looking for her 2nd Emmy Dress... she is going to two ceremonies... ahhhhhhhh.

SK went to work today... the car alternator got fixed but it was 500$ unexpected so... He is working everyday... even tomorrow.

We are good spirits...

Oprah and Obama Part2..Tour de Mansion.

WELCOME 37 FOLLOWER... THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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Welcome to our new home... ( Yaw'll better get a magical creation box)




----- There are 3 Parts I have been getting all kinds of praise from Republicans, White Supremest,... I am bringing the world together... just not how I thought? or who I thought

This was priviate but....

I get requests all the time... Please give me a shout out on a video, please play my music or say my buisness ... the number one thing is Birthday Shout outs...

All of which I say no...

This one kid just asked for a picture and autograph of Tina Tracy from "My Push Up Bra will Help me get my man"

He sent 5 dollars. Ah how sweet and said it really would make my birthday ... my friends and I watch your videos... (Cute red headed kid)

I had to go to storage find the wig... then take the picture, then get it printed then mail it.

Tuesday... we had moved I thought I would just take a picture saying Happy Birthday Tanner... but it wouldn't get there by Wensday and he did send his little money...

SO I did a short video... I made it private put it up on Facebook but Tanner couldn't see it...

I didn't want everyone asking for shout outs... I would never get a video done...

Oh the wig had a hole in the back from a rat eating it... and it was a mess .... so I did this early morning Happy Birthday Tanner

He was so happy... his friends clicked on the video on Facebook... it was a hit. Tanner's mom said I was cool... AW

And they are buying some scrubs...




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I got a call to do a massage tonight... so that's cool

Paria is on her way over to go swimming... or lay out... I am going to lay in the hammock... I've been wanting to ever since I saw it...


Um... My Oprah and Obama videos total over half a million hits... This is part one for those who missed it...

Ooooooooo La La SPANK ME!

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I am chilling in the new place... I can see the dog... I think I will teach it to bark... Fires still going so no working out outside...

Mighty quiet in the white hood... no helicopters at all...


Ghetto Thought for the day...

MONEY IS NOT THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL... THE LACK OF MONEY IS...

Okay I will keep you posted...
GLOZELL

The Crazy Salsa Dance Workout... Oh and Poo

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SK and I go see the place... at this point for me it would have to have rats that didn't run away in the light for me not to want it because I didn't want to move so far away...

It was nice...but there is a huge Pinball table that they said they can't move...

OKAY... and it doesn't work... OKAY...

But I liked it... they asked for 200 a week... SK asked for it to be 175 a week...the guy had to talk to his wife about it...

Waited... NO CALL

Waited... NO CALL

This morning I come up with they didn't like us... they hate comics or something...
WE BLACK... anything... Who wouldn't like us... Ex-millitary, house sitters, no pet, no kids, no smoking...

7 AM

I checked my Facebook...

Landlord

Hey GloZell I went to sleep (SLEEP) and wife said 175 is fine... stay as long as you like...

we have a key for you ... didn't want to wake you it was close to 10...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SK is playing all cool

SK --- " See we found a place"

AT THE VERY VERY LAST MINUTE... but I am happy whoo hoo

There is a heated pool... a hammock...

Thank you for all your prayer... prayers that I didn't KILL SK...and that my set went well and the WE HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE.... with a pinball table...LOL

THANK YOU UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!