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Monday, April 07, 2008

The Gloing Voice...

GloZell Love's Don LaFontaine! Don Lafontaine... had on a nice suit... the material was the finest... Don has an air of confidence and such a strong presence... you look at him and think " That guy is somebody"... Though he has a serious look most of the time... which could be very intimidating... when he smiles and you look into those beautiful blue eyes... One sees nothing but a loving man...

Don LaFontaine has made millions off of his gift from God... and I pray he makes more... Done LaFontaine is... THE VOICE... Don is the kindest, most loving, sweetest, sexiest, man with the hottest voice of all times!

















Antonio is a bold, fearless young rising star to be... working to pay bills at Costco but has his eyes on the prize... singing!

















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Good morning Jay Boo!... Had a good weekend in Las Vegas... I love the FACT that you are staying at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for five more years... The whole world is rooting for you James!... Let me know if you need someone who sings at Costco on the show...-----------------------------------------
GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP...
Beyonce' and Joe Camel... I mean Jay Z got married... ahhh how nice....

I am sure their kids will be good looking... uh oh uh oh uh oh----------

Charlton Heston Died.... a legend , Movie Star, a Civil Rights Activist who marched during the days of Martin Luther King... and with Sidney Poitier and Harry Belafonte....Wow! Charlton Heston worked hard for National Riffle Association

Charlton's famous quote "FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS"... I guess someone can remove the gun now?I wonder if Charlton Heston knew that his "Friend" Martin Luther King was shot...

Gun's

nMosses...

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Scott (Head of the pages) had a rough looking front line... only three cute people... two guys and a girl on the end of the major front row...

no one saw the lovely 600 pound lady eat and In and Out burger and a jumbo drink in the studio... She hid her goodies in the basket of her wheelchair. When she was done ,she got a autograph from Kevin Eubanks... (If I have a mint... 5 security guards would be on me!)Oh the benifits of being huge!

Jay let go of the gold pirate joke... it didn't work twice... the middle to the end was genius... very very funny monologue...

Emily ( one of the Brits I met today) asked me if something was wrong with your leg...

You do have a limp Boo so do some yoga or something... okay...

The Handicap people who sit in the floor GloZell Section should sit on the inside not the outside... a guy trip twice... Page Adam aka "The Shoes"... asked Jack to move his camera but the cords was still in the way... I asked Tony to move the cords and he was kind enough to do so... just put those people on the inside...

Sam... my Duke of Hazard County Page... Four people told me that their NBC Tour went way over one hour and they were ticked... There is nothing to see so I have to say I am impressed that you could stretch the tour out for so long... Yee Haw

They mentioned you by name Sam I am and said that you carried on and on about "Day's of Our Lives"... I know you are new... just check your timing when people need to get to the Tonight Show line... Thanks... say hi to Daisy Duke

Kevin Eubanks had on the ugliest sweater! Grey on the top half... red on the bottom with football sport rings around the wrist... Jeff B.( Master of da Wardrobe) Point him in the way he should go...

Nothing Thomas Hayden Church could have won would justify him taking up so much time... he was somewhat funny and alright looking... but a tad to long... farm on your own time Church boy... Thomas did a strange sniper Hillary Clinton segway that just didn't work...

Sid and Edgar Hansen from " The Deadliest Catch" was alright... The audience loved them! I mean they catch crabs... Crabs! The audience screamed like they are rock stars ...

The musical guest... Jimmy Eat World... was rocking white kids... yeah... So many people knew them... The audience screamed... I don't know who picks these bands but... they do a good job of finding off beat bands that has some kind of underground following... -----------
In the line today... Wow... The British InvasionOn the left... My Chi-Town Peeps and... Hey! Bunny Ears!

What does John Melendez do?

Jay Stay... NBC Executives Go!

Oh Canada Eh'

I met some great people and I met... a rapper who...um... wanted me to help her find a black female gay bar in Burbank... or the Social security office... She did a rap and then went home... I guess.... (Melinda work with your people) Ellen fans who support US Troops!


Saturday, April 05, 2008

Senator Hillary Clinton day Continued

I have four videos but here's two... I have to go play the piano at an Elders meeting at my church... and I haven't picked out the music yet... Have a great weekend my people! I will try to get to Le Costco!

These videos are from the Hillay Clinton day... 2 more later on... Thanks





The Hillary Clinton supporters showed up and wrapped around the NBC building! Go Hillary!


Earlier in the week I met a Future Teller...

JAY IS STAYING FOR FIVE MORE YEARS AT THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO... TELL EVERYONE!



okay...just one more

Friday, April 04, 2008

Glo Spade

Jay is was nice seeing your Baby Momma... yesterday...(Mavis) and by baby... I mean your cat.. It was nice seeing your Cat Momma... I should be able to make it to the show.. and bum a ticket off someone...

I will see you later... Look for me!

Great show yesterday... you are on a roll people!

Gidgit... you are like Hillary and Mavis... to me... with the hot factor...

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This week I (Wolfman) Max gave me ... some chocolate chips.. not wrapped just loose chips...


The next day... A marshmallow... today... he gave me... a Marion berry Pie... (Marion Berry... wasn't that a Mayor?)


My wild Australians... They were cool!Go AussiesTonight Show Biz...

NBC PAGE JOSH F. HANDLED THE FIRST THIRTY THE BEST EVER... HIS LINES WERE PERFECT... EVERYONE WAS COMFORTABLE IN THE FACT THAT THEY WILL STAY IN ORDER... AND HIS RECAP OF THE RULES WERE PERFECT BEFORE WE WENT INTO THE STUDIO... COOL HAIR CUT ALSO!
Hmmm... I think in order to be a Lady Producer you have to be hot... Hot T. had a baby last year and she never had baby weight to loose ( mutant)... Gidgit... Betty Boop ( who took the time to put on stockings and heels... )


The one with the most beautiful spirit... is Producer Happy Feet... she is the one that got me back into enjoying the T. S. Band.. Happy Feet... always enjoy the band... no matter how many times she has heard those songs... Thanks!

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During one of the bits... Jay said that this Sponge Bob Square Pants doll that had Kevin Eubanks picture on it song was... " Who lives in a pineapple under the Hood"...

Why Kevin has to live in the Hood Jay Jay?...

Jay aren't you in enough trouble already?...
Now the black male gay vegetarians are mad at you also... Fine!

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David Spade... He was low key funny... kind of blazy blah... but still very funny... ( I don't think he had his little smokey smoke or drinky drink... like usual)... love love love hiim... During the song... he propped himself on the couch with his legs up like a kid... He is a Man Child... and such a sweet guy...


Nora Hardwick... 102 year old... PIN UP GIRL... She was so... old... and cute... cute in an old way... she was a good guest... her feet were swollen by the end of the show... looked like her shoes had baked bread...
Hey Nora how many wicks got hard from this picture? All right men you know you want to throw some wooden nickels at her... Take it off Granny!
Jay Loved Nora... he sees his mom in some little old biddies.. ( I wonder what Dottie looked like?)

Jay kissed Nora on the top of her head after the show... Nora Hardwick... You go... God has blessed you!

Hey ol' naked Nora... if you have a red dress and know how to make cookies... you can be booked on the show... all the time!

Ben Lee... I like the band... They had some old TV sets... the one on stage right was on The People's Court... it was all snow and fuzzy but... I can watch any kind of TV.... Great Job Lee

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FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW... JAY LENO IS STAYING AT NBC FOR 50 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR ( MAKE THEM PAY JAY)... PASS IT ON...

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40 years ago today Martin Luther King was shot.... We will remember you...

Got MLK?

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Glo Hillary!

Boy... The First Lady... I can't wait to see her... MaVis N. Leno... She is the Bees Knees...

She got Jay Whipped... I love it... Whip him Mavis... whip him good... you go First Lady...

Mavis loves books... there was a library that she loved that was closing down...
Jay bought the fireplace from that library and it is now in their home... ahhhhhhhh...
Wow Mavis... teach me your Whip Appeal Ways... Mavis must have the Ill Na Na
( I can't get a brother to light a match and she can get a whole fireplace... )

LoVe Ya Mave... um you can have Boo today and I will take over again tomorrow... Cool
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This was the wildest day in the line... in the history of me being in the line...

Ben Romano a swinger / songwriter told me some of his interesting life story for the first few
hours






I thought no one was going to show up today... The line was short until 2 pm then BOOM...

People came out of the wood work...

Security Service men everywhere... fine Secret Service men....

It got a little heated in line....






Hillary Vs. Obama... the Hillary fans won today...




I also met a Great Dane named Tuff





who was just as sweet as he wanted to be.... The Stewart Family who got a picture with Jay Leno!Tonight Show Biz....

The show was good...
Senator Hillary started off the show... good...
Senator Hillary Clinton was well dressed, well spoken... and funny... ( it's a must see)....

Patton Oswald very funny... His clothes was too small... his vest buttons was screaming for help... use a bigger Patton ... ha ha

And the musical guest was great... he was a cross between Elton John and... Wolverine.... The musical guest was great with is Silver shoes... I can't get his name spelled right to pull up a picture... this guy had a great voice and was wonderful....

I did see Mavis Leno... (hoping she was kind of ugly)... she was stunning... (Drat) ... Classy!
Mavis had on a soft turquoise jacket with a white blouse ( not tucked) and Black dress pants and shoes... Mavis has the most beautiful jewelry.... a sliver bracelet that went up her right arm quite a ways... it was like tiny silver beads... and a gorgeous ring on her right hand.... Beautiful lady with a 50 Million dollar a year making husband smile... When she came out she greeted ( HER BOO) with a peck on the lips... Jay was still in his " I'm working mood"... I think she is the greatest.. and I was honored to see her....

I will have plenty of time to meet her during Jay's last five years...

Go Hillary! I am going to get something to eat... write a resume... I have a interview at a College to Teach again.. so... I hope to be back to go to the show... if not... have a great show and weekend Tonight Show with Jay Leno...

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Glo Melendez...

Okay.. I am getting carried away with the videos... There is so much that goes on in line...

It is going to be a wonderful rainy day...
So I saved this video for today...

LoVe Birds in the Tonight Show with my Boo line...









makes you feel warm and fuzzy... Have a great show Boo and Boo staff and The Boo Crew...


JOHN MELENDEZ I CROWN YOU KING OF DA WARM UP... YOU TOOK IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL....

I got knocked down today by da wolf over a t-shirt... I almost knocked da wolf in his earwax eating mouth!

The Show was good... very interesting...

Monologue good... Alligator clip too long but good (Check)
Photo Booth... a little long but good (check)
Steve Carell from the NBC Hit Show The Office... Good...(Check)

Kathy Lee Gifford... I don't know where NBC resurrected her from... but... the interview was a HOT MESS... it's like she wanted to be a comedian... but none of the jokes hit... NONE...
Jay truly earned his pay today...

What happened NBC, did the Carnival Cruise ships Sink?...

So Kathy Lee Gifford is going to be on the NBC Today show... ( I get it... you are going to fire her .... ratings goes up when she leaves a show... that's a fact ... )

(This is going to be the easiest 50 Million I make... NBC is going to demand Jay to stay and save the network)

The one thing I liked about Kathie Lee Gifford.. (besides her black blazer in a size 12 long at Wal-Mart) is that she left the Regis and Kathy Lee Show.. Kathie Lee G. Looked great even tho she can't blink... she looked great... just don't talk or sing honey... yep... NBC is making some great moves...

If you are a talented lesbian... you can be on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... They have at least one a day... K. D. Lang, Jodie Foster, Ani Difranco (the musical guest today)... Hey can anyone show Jay there gayest look?
Come on Ryan...
you know you wanta...
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Back to Ani Difranco...She ( if I may be so bold) was great... Ani's music is kinda funk... kinda folk... kinda cool...
Ani Difranco is the type of gal who can drink a beer and use crystals instead of regular deodorant... kind of cool... I liked Ani..

In line:

I met the coolest Canadians in the United States.... we had so much fun EY' A real fortune teller was in line... Lee was incredible... very good!(Partner Bill on the left) Great people... Please come back soon...


A cool Star Sighting....

And what did the Canadians think of the show!

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Hey girl hey...

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

GloZell Beck-yum

David Beck-Yum



This morning I went to pay my rent...
My apartment is a slap mess...
( last night Boyfriend said that we probably wont make it)
I just praise God that I have my own place... it's more than some...

Then I was passing by Ghetto Bank on Crensaw and it was open at 9AM...
The security guard told me "Wez open on da first and da thard cuz dats when folks get paid"..
If wez don't open you know wez spends dat money.. so wez open early"

What makes this bank truly Ghetto besides the security guard still sporting The S Curl
They play old school music... on Saturdays I have seen people dance... I just want you to hear the loud behind music playing at the bank at 9AM... I was scared to video tape so it's just to hear the music...
Today it was Pattie La Belle and Atomic Dog... (My People My People)

I got gas... on Crenchaw... a guy spit on my car... I told him thank you... ( What else could I say?)
I thank God I have a Car that a crazy guy can spit on...

Tonight Show Biz...( I am celebrating Jay Leno's Birthday every day this month!)

THE TONIGHT SHOW CREW STAFF AND MY BOO HIT THIS SHOW OUT OF THE PARK...
THE BEST SHOW... This is the one to beat...

The monologue was good... Tonight Show Band was good..(I loved the Stevie Wonder song yesterday).... John Melendez spoke to me... I always try to play it off cool... but JOHN MELENDEZ SPOKE TO ME YEAH!...

There was a mean ole lady in line... and she kept saying.. you don't work here.. I don't have to talk to you... ( go get laid old bat!)

But there were several people who I had met in line today and before the show... the lady apologized and was very nice to me... Thanks lady! We cool! It's all good!

So when John Melendez took time to speak... it just was like Thank you Thank you!

now ... let's talk about my baby daddy... you know him as David Fine Az Beckham...
Bend it like Beckham... no... Bend it, smack it, flip it down, spit shine it... what ever that man wants...He is the most gorgeous man alive of all times...
He didn't have to speak... just sit there... I was hoping he would take off his shirt... That Brit man make me moist... ( It's a shame God took so much time on time) Beckham's Bodyguard ( who's suit jacket is way to long...he is fine but his jacket make him look like a Ape) Payed more attention with David than when he was here (in the same suit) with Posh... he was on the phone during Posh's whole interview...

David Beck-Yum told Jay that his son kicked a can of beans...
Hmmm... I aways wondered what rich white people did at home... they have nothing better to do than play kick the beans in the kitchen?... I love white people... they are so creative...

Sherri Shepherd... lucky... hug my baby daddy... she was fun and has lost a lot of weight...but.. she still is shaped like the WB Frog... top heavy and tiny legs.. ( Don't be jealous GloZell) Sherrie was in the lobby when we were walking out... Then the supreme fun band of all times! The B-52's... Love them... I mean Love Shack them...
I don't know what they were singing... but I was singing Love Shack... and they rocked it.. I had the best best time...

So... I got a deal for you James D. M. Leno... Aka Boo..

When the NBC comes crawling to you about your new contract... I get your first year salary of 50 million dollars.. ( If you don't believe what I say... you have nothing to loose) Thanks... I am going to go house hunting...
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In the line...

Ellen D. Fans!



Wolfman Max has a new friend... he calls it dinosaur... but it's a Sea Horse... it's whatever he wants it to be... College girls who skipped class to to see David Beck-Yum

College girls and Steve who forgot to get Jay to sign his picture last week... he will try again!

Help a Monster!

Jay Leno is loved around the world... Sweden

A young man from Denmark who got into a little trouble in line... but it worked out...

Denmark is writing over 20 postcards to his Step-mother who is 45 years young...

Jay Leno is Hot in Iceland

Steve and his signed picture! Yes you did it! He thanks Andy the Hair... (Security guard)