I love Momma Boy's...

Have you seen the show Momma's Boys on NBC... it's so good... let't you know what mothers think about the girls their sons want... I wished they would have found a black mother and son... but it's is a great show..

also looking forward to Howie Do it on MBC.. with Howie Mandel... funny stuff..

I text PK to tell him happy birthday (it's on the first) ... I did it early becuase I am determined to just let PK go... No PK in the new year... yes... I know he doesn't want me so ... R2 wants to go out next year... I should let that go also

he text me back

PK ---- Have you met any nice Crackers while on Vacation?
G--- (aw he cares... I know he doesn't but it's a nice thought).... Have you met any nice Brownies?

PK--- I miss you !!!!!
G--- (Why... why.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh)... I miss you also ( he misses me as a fun friend... I miss him just cuz)

PK--- I want my friends to meet you one day ... we have so much fun and I miss you when I'm away...
G--- Take care (ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm am such a sucker for that guy! We have fun and I can't wait to meet his friends)
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Bob called me from the group... Bob Steve and Glo... Steve went in the VA hospital to get his gall stones removed... get this... they said that they didn't break them up sent the poor guy home... and now Steve has to go in the VA Hospital again... and have them try... during this time Steve has to wear some kind of bag while at home... and has one more operation on his knee...
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Last night my mother locked the cat in my sisters room!!!!! when it come to the cat ... both of them are going nuts...
the cat doesn't have a bathroom... food or water... lock her up in the bathroom with her food and tile on the floor...
I am done with the cat situation...
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my sister wants to try to go to Sea World again today...

I still am trying to decide if I am going to take my computer to Washington or just my camera... I want to put up video as it happens at the Inauguation (sorry about spelling... I will hit the spell check when I get back... this computer spell check isn't working)

Thinking of PK... and our elopment and our Obama children and our home filled with his funny friends and how crazy my imagination is... but if I see PK I will play it cool... like yea... I like being your friend AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP

It's terrible what happen to that cute little gir Caylee A. ... but we all know

the mother is so guilty, the guy who found the body I would question him also... and the grandparents... come on you know Caylee's mother talked to her own mother and told her everything... all of them should go to jail...

and why is this story getting so much press... where is that Walsh guy... I know there are more children missing than this one child...
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Did you hear about the woman who jumped off a cuise ship Dec.. 25th ... the husband didn't report it till 8 hours later...

the husband doesn't care ... the family said that the woman was a little off mentaly... and would have jumped...

the husband must have thought ... this is the best gift ever... Merry Christmas everyone...

More Obama...

My mother sister and I went to Lakeland Florda to my mother's brothers house...

all the cousins have had children and I truly see they are happy... I use to think I wanted something better than have kids grow up have kids they grow up and have kids...

but I think it's more that I want something different... I have no desire to have children... I did enjoy them yesterday... however... I am color struck or rasist or something...

I think the lighter kids are cute... and I think it's becuase they look more like I feel my children would look (if I had any) or they look more how I wish I looked... ???

Obama everywhere... my first thought was ugh!... What change do you people think is really going to happen? But yet I know there is a pride and I am living in a historical time but... it's me clearly... I am going to see Obama and I hope something kicks in...

my mothers "Son" was inducted into the family... he has a cute family...

we had a great time...

my sister announced her "Christian Relationship Radio Show"... and it went over well... they all said they will call in and you can hear it on the internet...

I text PK
G--- My Madear (grandmother) said that she wouldn't go to Souplantation
PK--- Tell her I need syurp on my pancakes

WHAT... now this is the time I needed a lol or something... so... what am I doing?

I texted PK and told him that my New Years Resolution is to get over him... he text back a unhappy face... whatever

I text R2 Merry Christmas
R2-- Merry Chritmas to you also and a Happy New Year
G--- I hope to see you in the new year and I promise to control myself
R2 ---- I will see you in the New Year

I left it with that...

Rithy someone I met at the Tonight Show called and told me that he wants to invest in a show ... anything that I think of becuase he knows I would be successful...

I have to talk to FMM or someone... He told me how much he would invest in a GloZell Show but I have no idea how much a show cost and how to go about it...

I do like the radio idea... but unlike my sisters show...mine won't be as wholesome... not holding back what is proper .. and what is not... so

my mother's SON is coming over to help me put up pictures so there should be some picks up if he comes over today...

you know people... I just tell my side of things... I do realize that I don't look the best or come across as a good person all the time.. but I keep it real... so judge if you must ... we all do...

take care...

GloZell

Merry Christmas!!! Happy Hollidays...

Yesterday...Mom and I went to my Madear house... and my uncle came over...

My uncle has been DOWN THE RIVER for the last 15 years... he comes back and he has a great girlfriend... WHAT?

then I thought about it... Unck can't go out everyday... has to stay within a certain radious... has to check in... someone has to know where he is at all times... can't go into a bar or seedy places... has a job...

Hmmm... I wish regular guys was like that... I have a collage degree ( don't go by my spelling... but I do)... no kids... interesting... talented... people like me for the most part... NO ONE...

He has been down the river and now being back for a year has women fighting over him... ( I have such issues with black men... this adds to it... my unck is funny , big guy... why not do more with your life... I mean that's a long time to be gone )

I asked my Madear if she would ever go to a place called Souplantation... man wait to you see the video...

My mother and Madear was shocked that their is such a place...

she was like no... I was on the the plantation for the last time 1945... the only way I will go back is when I am dead... I would like to be burried their cuz dats where Iz was born but naw ... not going back one day earlier... and don't want to even see the word plantation...

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Mom and I then went to my Aunties house... while we were there the Vocka elf stopped by... by the end of the day... my Auntie was stumbling and saying over and over she was soooo happy to see me... teeth sliding out... hair coming of... funny

We walked in the house and De was mad that we came home?... De was wearing the only pice of clothing that I have seen that was mine... I didn't make a deal ... becuase what is she going to do... hate me more... what's the point ... and it was mom's birthday...

we all went to a resturant that my mother paid the bill... De didn't talk to us... I asked her in the car befor we drove off is she just wanted to stay home... she said nothing so off we went.

on the way home De was on the phone and I could hear what her friend was saying.... " Hey is your sister there?"
De--- Unfortunatly (sorry about spelling)
GloZell--- De... I haven't done anything to you... I can hear what your friend just said... I haven't done a thing... haven't said anything to you.. so

De-- You right... you right you have been good this time...
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We just have fallen into our rolls no matter what... I am the funny thank God for GloZell child.... De is mean hates us all

but in De's Defence... she is really kind to her friends... just not mom and myself... she loves her friends and would do anything for them...

I understand I guess... Fightn' Mad Mary is the closest I had to a sister...

becuase De is so mean and hateful twords mom... I don't get a chance to tallk back or dissagree with mom... so I'm the ok... yes... child and that's not cool either ...

oh Merry Christmas... I don't mean to be soooooooooooo negative this whole week but... I'm not in person just get to say what I want on this blog... looking forward to the day I say... This is the last blog... don't need it anymore... HA

GloZell

Happy Hollidays

Happy Birthday Momma!

Today is my mother's Birthday... Christmas Eve... I guess yesterday was Christmas Adam... ha ha ha... get it Adam and Eve...

Yesterday Wally Wingert Called me... YEAH... he said that I shouldn't be in Florida and that he is going to help me be successful in voice overs... YEAH!

I told Wally that I will be focus and all the attention I give to PK (who if you care hasn't called... I mean I don't care but just in case you do... WHYYYYYYYYYYYY hasnt' he called I mean one text ... I bet he called and checked on his chinchilla!)

Wally said just do what he does... work be successful and that's that... he's right... he's right ... right?

Yes.. I will make a lot of money... buy PK and send him on his way...Ahhhh... he's so cute... whatever...


Steve Called from Bob Steve and GloZell.... Steve talked with someone from the Tonight Show and he was told that attorneys was involved with me having to leave the Tonight Show... wow... it didn't have to take all that but if you going to get kicked out... go all the way... I love NBC ! They kept Jay Leno

I talked to Bob and he wished me Merry Chritstmas to me and my family... that ment alot because I know he doesnt' belive in Jesus and said that Christianity makes him ill... so I think that that was very big of him to say that just becuase I am his friend...

I went to church with my sister... she was on the front line singing at Faith World with pastor Clint Black... Clint Brown who's wife left him becuase he bought 15 thousand dollars worth of Victoria Secre t(sorry for the spelling) and it wastn' for the wife... that's the rumor and what was on the news....( Clint Brown can preach tho... so)

better than my paster at New Destiny... he has had a baby with one of his staff members and he has 4 children with his wife... and they all go to the church... praise the Lord!

after church... great service... I told my sister we need to get a gift for mom... she said that whatever I get ... she will put her name on it and that's the best she could do... becuase my mother is trying to kill her cat.... OKAY...

only thing open was Walgreens and I got mom a neck massager that warms up... and some nuts... she likes nuts and we were at Walgreens ...

I wonder if when my sister is on stage and just looking like she is have such a great time... praising God and jumping around... can you be so true to God and then hate your mother... hmmmm... De seemed very happy at her church... so? Things can turn around one day...

LET THERE BE PEACE ON EARTH AND LET IT BEGIN WITH ME?... GLOZELL

I'm just going to do what I can... pick up cat poop.... there is a lot of stuff in the kitchen ... old food that has to go... be pleasent .. smile... help do what ever... go where ever my mother wants to go... today was better for my nerves..

I will be going to California on the 1st and come back to Florida to take a bus to Washingtong for Obama Inauguation my mother wants me to go and be her roomate... no problem...

Let there be Peace on Earth and let it begin with me... and You... and De and that cat!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hollidays, I would try to spell that Jewish holliday but I know that without spell check I will jack it up so happy hollidays chosen people...

Breaking News...
PK just left me a text... " What's up Brownie"... Yes I interpret that as... I love you ... thinking of you can't wait to see you! HA

I will take it... I sent him... Hey Baby Cracker... oh the love we share... Yes!

Freaking Rican...

I have spent hours trying to figure out how to upload pictures... how stupid can one person be... oh yeah.. ha ha ha... keep laughing... I should just go home... do I really want to go see Obama.. AHhhhh... cat yack... I want to throw this computer... it took so long to learn how to use mine... what was I thinking... AHhhhh ... I think I should go back to CA...
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This guy DeBarge called me... I met him at Campus Crusade for Christ convention when I went to University of Florida...

So he has been in contact for about 14 years... somehow I agree to drive 2 hours having to borrow my mothers car to go see him in Clearwater Florida... (it's 1 and a half away but I drive like my mother)...

I don't want to get into the habit of "What can I do for you"... I mean I have PK that drives me nuts enough about that... (Hey PK hasn't called AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

My mother had a piano recital and the children just love me... jumping on my back... having a great time...

I visted my Madear (black grandmother) she gave me my annual spanking.... she is so cute and she tried on my hair...

I found a old picture of my sister with my two cousins and my mothers head was cut off the picture... AHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh the Rican... who has a Bachlors in Bibical studies... said that Christians shouldn't have sex unless they are married...

then he asked what did I concider sex and how far is too far... yeah... I bet he has a chinchilla and hand sanitizer... no thanks... ok...
I am going to sit here and figured out how to put up picture... OMG... my mother is jumping on her trampoline and says she lost two pounds just today... so funny...

DeLa is off to her radio show rehersal... she didn't invite me to go so I'm siting in the house for a while...

off to figure out pictures...
thanks
GloZell
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BREAKING NEWS...
My sister is very upset... this old car... that doesn't work... barly worked when my dad got it... has been sitting in the yard for at least 7 years not working... my mother gave it away... OMG... my sister is crazy mad... I told my sister earlier that her cat threw up... she looked mad at me for telling her ... so.. you can't say anything about her cat...

this guy pulled up and wants to sell collard greens from the front yard... I charged him 175 a month for two months... that's 350 right... so I am going to come to California on the 1st. then come back to Fla. on the like 16 to go to the Obama thing...
350 should cover most of the ticket YES... GOD IS GOOD...

I need to get some clothes...it's freezing in Washington and don't you want a true play by play of what the feeling is like from some older black people... the bus trip..the inauguation and the Gala... first hand...

Im to chicken to deal with my sister and her cat... the litter box is clean because the cat doesn't use it... so AHHHHHHHHH
just going to stay in good spirits... ha to the ha!

Obama and my Momma

Get this people... I am suppose to go back to Califonia on the 1st... but I got a chance to go to Obama's Inaguation (sorry for the spelling...) the bus leaves Jan 18th and comes back on the 24th... so mom is going and there's a gala and stuff...

a month... of cat piss... hmmm... but to miss a chance of a lifetime... so I am staying... therefore I will figure out how to put up pict... I had help the other day... so... hmmm...

my mother wanted me to find a guy to help put air in the tire... I told her I could and she was so proud... almost about to cry... OMG... I had to put air in my tire two weeks ago so I knew how to do it... it's easy... I just never had to do that before...

who was suppose to show me or is this something I'm suppose to know how to do... get this...
my sister tells me that she is going to be the host of a CHRISTIAN RELATIONSHIP RADIO SHOW... WHAT?

It's called Midnight with Dela'... Dela?... her new name... okay... one of the guys that's a religious expert is this guy named Mark...

Mark and Dela use to date... they dated right after my father died and De would have him over the house all times of day and night and my mother would say "You wouldn't be doing this if your dad was alive"...

Mark and De got along great... he plays the piano and sings... when I saw their concert... I was like " This guy is gay"...

turns out... I was right... Mark is in a happy loving relationship with a young man... OKAY

they are not going to address that he is gay... or that they have dated on this CHRISTIAN RELATIONSHIP RADIO SHOW...
WHAT?

so I thought... hmm... I would do well with a radio show... I would like one where you see the person... and talk about everything I talk about on this blog and more ...

when I was marching for gay rights... I thought about my sister and how she was into a guy who had been married before and did his best to not be gay becuase it's a Abomanation ( Sorry for the spelling)... so... it's is suppose to cover... Sex, marriage, raising children the christian way...

so you can look it up ... it's on the interntet.. WOKB... Love after Midnight with DeLa'... DeOnZell Green...

I want to tune in to her show... and I do think the radio thing is something I really want to do... I can improv and talk about any subject any time...

okay... I am going to pick up the cat poo... just to keep the peace... I mean I will be here for a month... AHHHHHHHHH

I try not to think about that fact that PK hasn't called AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and that I don't have a reason to hurry back to California... ha ha ha... yet...

take care...
GloZell

Mamma Nems and Cat Scratch Fever...

I found some old clothes to wear around the house... I told my mother I was going to wash my one outfit... she informed me that the washer and dryer doesn't work... AHHHHHHHHH ... so we are going to buy one sometime this week... so I am hand washing my clothes... ha ha ha

Okay... this is the situation with the moustraps... my mother doesn't want the cat in this room because she poops on the floor and my sister won't pick it up ... my mother and sister don't talk... so my mother has been putting down traps next to the poop so my sister will see it but my sister just gets mad... angry and won't pick up the poop... ha ha ha... Im just going to laugh or else ... I will crack... get it the mouse traps has nothing to do with mice... ha ha ha

Mom and I went out to get something to eat... it took forever... my mother drives MILES under the speed limit... so funny... I am just going to laugh for 12 more days... ha ha ha




The food was so good that my mother used a straw and slurped the pot liquor from the collard greens... ha ha ha we had a great waiter named William who is a rapper... I have him on video but don't know how to put it up on this computer...



My mother and I at at Mama Nems... then we went to my Aunties house... my mother thinks it's funny to hold the door when someone is trying to open it...



My sisters cat scratched me and my mother freaked... washed my hand in soap and bleach... it stung!



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US Airways STINKS... and it was because of me....

Okay... I figured out how to download pictures... don't know how to move them so they are out of order... so...














THANK YOU FIGHTIN' MAD MARY FOR KEEPING EVERYONE POSTED AND SUCH A FLATTERING PICTURE... HA HA HA THANKS FOR BOOKING THE MOST INTERESTING FLIGHT EVER.... I ENDED UP DOING A LOT OF THINKING AND IT WAS KIND OF FUN... BETTER THAN BEING HOME SO EARLY... THANKS YOU ARE THE BEST... PLEASE TELL SEXY TOM I'M SO SORRY I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PARTY


6 AM I am up didn't go to sleep this was...Wensday... I had to go from Burbank to Phoenix from Pheonix to Vegas... From Vegas to Orlando Florida... aka ... home of the enteral headache...

in the Burbank airport... I had french fries and they made me gurggle... I didn't quit make it it time to the bathroom... (gross GloZell TMI... TMI) oh well I'm going home no big deal... I just feel gross...

I'm sleeping in the plane... the Indian guy next to me wispers to the guy in front of him "She Farted"... OMG I must really stink... fine he smelled like curry... so we had a aroma of Shart-n-curry!

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Next plane... we load then don't move... I am next to an Indian family (didn't smell at all but what can I say at this point) and some Germans

I get stuck in Phoenix becuase IT SNOWED IN VEGAS... SNOW IN ... VEGAS! We were in the plane for an hour... with German kids running sounded like " Trousser... housser... oont volkswagan... blah blah blah"... mom yelling ' NINE NINE oon NINE"... Las Vegas Snitz... Las Vegas Snitz... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Look people I stink.. it's going to be a long day... shut those little germans up! (poor kids it was a long time in a plane that we had to just get off)

The air line was telling me the next flight to Orlando was going to be Friday... FRIDAY... I they didn't give us anything because Snow is an act of God and I sleept in the Phoenix Airport... trying to stay up beat and making friends as I stayed...

PK told me his sister lives in Phonix and that I could stay with her for two days... (Wow... that was so sweet of her) the only issue was that I had to get to her house and I only had 30 dollars... didn't want to take that chance on not having enough for a cab... AHHHHHHHHHH

Sister called told me she was going to put the mouse traps under my mothers feet becuase they are having this battle of the mouse traps... I thought hmmm the airport is a more peacful place than my house...

I caught a plane the next day on Stand by... went to a rehersal my sister was having ... she has to sing Saturday Night... I still smeell like poo on a stick... I havent taken off my clothes... shoes in over 24 hours... yuk... did I mention I thought it was a good idea not to have any bags...


I have pictures going to find out how two down load them...

my sister said I wasnt' as obease as I was last year... thanks?...

I have been talking to FMM... thanks God... she knows how to handel anything...

um... so let me get a started on downloading pictures and look at any comments...

Glo made it!

Fightin' Mad Mary here.

Glo texted me today. She was able to fly to Orlando on standby this morning. Her sister picked her up at the airport. I know that this is a short report but that's all I know. I'm just glad she made it there safely!

I'm hoping that she will be able to blog tomorrow because you know she's going to have some good stories to share with us all soon.

and just for fun I thought I would surprise GloZell with this photo -

Surprise!

-Mary

Glo is a no go

Hey everybody, It's Fightin' Mad Mary here guest blogging for GloZell.


GloZell was on her way to Florida this morning, starting at 6am when she arrived at the Burbank Airport. She got on the plane and made it to her first destination, Phoenix. She changed planes for her next destination - Las Vegas. Yes, she had TWO plane changes in order to get to Florida - it was a cheap ticket so she didn't mind a little inconvenience all she needed was to get to Florida.

The problem started this morning when a freak snow storm hit Las Vegas. GloZell's US Airways plane sat on the tarmac for an hour and then they finally announced that they wouldn't be flying to Vegas. Uh oh. GloZell gets to a ticket counter to try and get on different flights going to Florida.

US Airways wasn't very helpful with her situation. They were able to book her on a flight to Orlando - on Friday!!! That's right, she has to wait for two days in Phoenix for a flight to Orlando. US Airways offered to put her on a standby flight tomorrow to Tampa, but that's a two hour drive from Orlando and GloZell doesn't think that her sister will pick her up that far away.

US Airways then offered to fly GloZell back to Burbank, but her ticket to Florida will be null and void - she considered this option for a quick minute, but she decided to wait it out in Phoenix. US Airways will not put her up in a hotel and they aren't even offering her food vouchers. Airport food is expensive y'all! That's not cool.

I'm really upset by the situation that US Airways has put GloZell in. I really feel that at the very least they should of sent her back to Burbank and booked her on different flights - why make the girl live in an airport for two days? Or I think they could have booked her on a different airline, but they refused to do that too.

I get texted updates from her from time to time - the last one said that she was playing with some German kids and making friends. That's just like GloZell to make the best out of such a horrible situation.

Anybody going to be in Phoenix in the next two days? Go visit GloZell at the airport!




12/18 9:45am Edited to add:

I just texted GloZell and I haven't heard back from her, maybe she's lost battery power, maybe she's on a plane, either way I hope to find out soon. I did hear from a friend of mine that he's also stuck in Phoenix! How crazy is that! He posted this photo just this morning on his Facebook page -

Looks like my two stranded friends have lots of company!
I'll post more updates as I get them.

It's 4 AM... I can't sleep

The thought of going to Florida is making me ill... my sister called me and told me that I wouldn't make it one night... and that I'm going to freak when I walk in the house... so.. I don't know...

I was hoping to hear a " I am going to miss you" from PK... finally I got a " I love you Aunt Jemimah"... ha ha ha... that guy can be so romantic when he wants to...

I sent him " I love you too Vanilla Kiss Lips... I know he's not that into me... but... he is creative and funny... at least to me...

I'm not taking anything with me... I think I should leave my computer but take my camera... I should get to a computer but I don't know if I can down load pic?....

One day PK and I will have a house in studio city a dog and two little Obamas... no?

And ... get this... they are adding another guy to the nutty frat house of theirs...

Ivan and George who beat each other up while singing show tunes... The straight guy... PK who the proud owner of a chinchilla and two turtles he found crossing the street... and now a new guy...

I should totally go over there and tape the craziness before everyone goes their separate ways I just don't want anyone to get hurt.. again ... they have two months till the lease is up...

The goal in Florida is not to get angry... just laugh it off... that is my defence mechanism... ha ha and ha

it's 4.11 AM... do you think PK is thinking of me... NOPE... whatever...
a new year... a new way of thinking...

I met a casting agent that I already knew yesterday... so I will pursue that when I get back...

I have been getting weird calls...

(yesterday)one guy said that he has a car business and that he wants me to talk about it on my blog... okay... soon as he gives me the info... then he asked me to lunch...
so I don't know about that...

this guy said he saw my blog... now... um... did he see a video of me interviewing people at the Tonight Show with my Boo... (ahhhhh Jay) or eating a Popsicle from between my boobs?... so I don't know what his intentions are so...

Well I will try to get one hour of sleep I have to be at the airport by 6.30AM...

I will just laugh for 14 days in Florida... yep... that's the plan...

take care and I will keep in touch

GloZell
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Blast from the past... I really don't need to be left alone... I think of all kinds of stupid stuff... ha ha...

How I met your mother... and Dr. Horrible!

I volunteered to chaperon some youth... as a fun worship holiday type of thing... no problem... just keep the kids alive till parents picked them up in the morning... no problem... didn't know all that I was going to learn...

First of all there were thousands of presents ready for Santa Clause...
more than one toy was giving out to the needy...
I met the people who put together all those bikes... (I never learned how to ride one... I wasn't'allowed to be outside by myself...)

the line the next day (Saturday) people were around the corner... and everone got a great gift... God is Good even in the hard times

Back to Friday Night...

Teenagers run up to me... Ms. GloZell... Neil Patrick Harris is outside... (everyone knows I love TV stars)...

GloZell--- Okay let's go


Teens--- You are going to go talk to him?


GloZell--- Yeah... he's so nice... I met him during the Writers Strike last year

GloZell--- wow there he is... he's cute ( I heard someone wisper... he's gay)


GloZell--- Wow are you cold?




GloZell--- May I take a picture with you?


Neil Patrick Harris--- Sure no problem... I would be honored...

Neil and GloZell--- Cheese (soy of course)


GloZell--- Thank you so much for supporting by getting your tree from here... all the money goes to charity... thanks again for the picture...

Neil Patrick Harris... Glad to... Merry Christmas
The teens just stood there in shock...

Teens--- I can't belive you did that... wow

GloZell--- He is so nice and great arms...

Teens--- He's gay...

GloZell--- I know... and he still has great arms...

one of the adults at the lot asked... Is that who I thought it was?... Doogie Howser?

GloZell -- Yes... cute huh

Adult--- (wispering) He's gay but he plays straight on that show How I met your Mother... I loved the show Doogie
The little kids knew Neil Patrick Harris from a Web Show called Dr. Horrible... I was so glad that no one said anything bad about him... so Patrick keep doing your thing... wish you nothing but the best... you are making the world a more accepting place and I thank you Doogie... I mean Dr. Horrible
The youth played a game call stomp the ballons... OMG... I spook way to easy... couldn't take the loud pop... I kept running for cover... so I went to help Cindy in the kitchen

C... we are going to be here all night... we can't mix and roll dough? C went back to the store and bought break and bake cookies (Fightin' Mad Mary won a cookie contest with these allready made cookies... look at her blog... funny)I'm ready!Who thought it was a good idea for teens to decorate cookies?... Stop using all the frosting... ahhhhh

Teen--- I'm going to make a Ms. GloZell Cookie

GloZell--- Aww... you so sweet ... um... can you exsplain your cookie?

Teen--- I used chocolate becuase your black... (okay)

GloZell --- What's that?

Teen--- I gave you a joint

GloZell--- A joint? (hmmm I don't smoke... never have puffed anything in my life)

Teen--- Yeah you cool like (don't say it) Dave Chapelle

It was one of those parent moments when a kid does something wrong but you think its funny more shocking funny

I realize that you can't get mad at everything ... didn't really know what to say... I can't break steryotypes and I fall into some... so I told them to make sure the joint is gone when whe pack the cookies up for the homeless...

( Thank God for Brack Obama ... wow... that's my image... smoking pot?... where is the Cosby Show when you need it... I knew I didn't have enough positive black images on TV for blacks but never thought we need more positive black images for whites I mean this kid wasn't racist or trying to be mean... he want to be cool with GloZell... if the cookie had big boobs or a big behind... I would understand but a joint?... )

That lead into... another question asking

Teen ---- Is it okay to say the "N"word

GloZell--- You are white so someone will always take it as a bad thing... even the black people you are cool with might not be in the mood and something bad could jump off... now I say it... but it's not cool with all black people and to be on the safe side don't say it...

I'm assuming that you do already ... so be careful...

Teen--- I like the rap music and Dave Chapelle ( I see why David quit his show) and it's seems okay

GloZell--- People have died saying that word... so when in doubt don't say it

Parents: Make cookies with your kids... no matter what age!!!!!!!!!!! You will learn alot...

Atheist came by... I spoke with him in the parking lot months back...

He told me he didn't believe in God because he grew up in the system ... his mother couldn't take care of him... in his foster homes... Atheist didn't get enough food and didn't decent clothes plus... was separated from his siblings...

he is in a great home now and his real mother is doing better... Atheist has a job

GloZell---- Don't you think that God has helped you through?

Atheist---- no

we talked about Bill Maher's movie Religious... then it was time for worship...

Atheist didn't go with us

I had a great time ... learned a lot... a few made thank you cards for Troops ... watched Home Alone... NOW

GO TO BED PEOPLE IT'S 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!

---- man I need to focus... I still have to loose 11 pounds by Jan
This is my Spank your Bottom video up on YouTube... Glozell1

Ronald Reagan Library... more like Nancy Reagan's love story...

Bob, Steve, and I went to the Regan Library.... to me it was a museum about the love story of Nancy Davis and Ronald Reagan who happen to become president... Ronald Regan was one good looking man...

The Ronald Regan Library is in Simi Valley... I slept the whole way there and back... I can't keep up with Bob and Steve The Regan Library is filled with 30 Christmas trees decorated from the different countries Regan visited during his Presidency.... one of the Ushers... was 72 years old ... married for over 50 still in love awww... she started talking to us about God ... ( I thought Steve was going to freak!) she quoted the Bible and sent us with blessing... it was a nice gesture.... Everyone commented on where I put my Regan Library sticker EVERYONE... all the ushers... random people,Tour Groups... millions of people have worn this sticker... I wear it and it becomes a big deal... funny!

we had to turn off the flash in most of the place so pictures are blurry

WOW .. Air Force One...
Steve (Rt.) went to the Tonight Show last Tuesday ... wants to try to get me back at the show so we all can go... Good Luck... ha!
I have a better chance becoming President... Now that's the ticket...

I missed a spot on my thigh with the lotion... just waiting with an ashy thigh Ima dry negro

The Regan Library had everything but books... I thought a library was filled with books...(was I stupid in thinking that a library was going to have books?) lots of pictures of Nancy... the love letters Ronald wrote to her while he was gone... sweet...

Nancy was at the Library two nights ago ( I thought she had died...wow ) the ushers said that she was so frail... she was a size 4 now a size 1 or smaller... but she still wanted things just so telling them what she liked and what she didn't... HA... that's right Nancy once the First Lady... always the First Lady... (snap snap)

Steve was on a ship/boat like that... when you think of Jewish people do you ever think... fought in the service?... glad to know all types of people... break stereotypes... well Steve is cheap It was beautiful outside at the Reagan Library... wow
The Simi Valley fires came way to close to the Regan Library... I bet Nancy came out and hosed it down herself... oh my... the plants still were singed from the fire... Berlin Wall came a tumbling down during Regans Reign

Ronald Wilson Reagan... what a great man, President and my favoite romantic husband...(gawd Glo we are all going to barf ... we get it you want a man... (white please... thanks)) Ronald was also the President of the Screen Actors Guild 3 times...Wow it's so calming outside it so peaceful... WHAT DOES THAT SIGN SAY!... white people are crazy why are we out here with rattlesnakes... RATTLESNAKES!!!!... they have signs telling us their are RATTLESNAKES...!! I'm going back inside!Ahhhhhhhh!Jelly Belly Jellybeans are everywhere... President Reagan loved them... cute... we ate at the cafe... I think Obama should have Rosco's Chicken and Waffles at his library with vegan choices...I got a President magnet....Thank you Ronald Regan... I don't do rattlesnakes so bye...-----------------

After the Regan Library... we went to see the movie The Nobel Son.. it was bloody, gross, weird, lots of twist and turns... good movie... low budget... I would give it 4 Glow Lites...

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We gave a toast to good friends and a good year... I love those crazy guys...

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Betty Paige died today...hmmm ... she had a fun life...

I taped some of the call I got from this pastor who wants to talk to Jay Leno... not a day... not one day goes by with out someone asking me about Jay... it's ahhhhh/sweet/bitter/sweet