Why GloZell is dating a white Man… part 3
Robinson Family on Blast…
Dear Uncle "R",
Hope all is well. What is the real deal with you? Why not write me back directly? Why did you have to upset my mother. (I realize that might be her own doing, she can be a little dramatic.)
Uncle "R" you can a bully. You get loud and you always have to be right. Take some anger management classes. No one stands up to you because you have money, and you are tall.
My mother called, and said don’t upset Uncle "R". Remember, he paid for that trip when we went to see you perform on the show "ShowTime at the Apollo" four years ago.
And I haven’t forgotten the times I was in Tampa auditioning, one of the times you took me bowling! That was great. Thanks for paying for the trip and the food. Us Robinson’s don’t ever talk about anything, because you get so heated up. I think this white thing is a big deal to you because you ex wife couldn’t take your "I’m right and that’s it" ways and left. On top of that, she married a white man. That must make you sick.
"C" didn’t want you to walk her down the aisle, at her wedding, to a black man. And "C", I know "D" is a good black man because he asked me out first. But that was before he got his eye fixed, so maybe you thought he was talking to you. Anyway, he ended up with the right person!
Nobody in the family could figure out why we weren’t invited to your wedding, "C". Was it because of your father? (Uncle "R") It had to be. That was hard. We all have issues about you not inviting us to your wedding! I’m just keeping it real; we still talk about that, behind your back. Only because we were happy for you, and loved you, then poof, you don’t know us. I’m sorry for the terrible things I wrote in your guest book on your wedding day.
When you want to show off your wedding pictures, that’s what is going through our minds. Why is she showing us pictures of a wedding that she didn’t want us to come to? Then it starts all over.
Your husband "D" is great. Let not forget your first babies’ daddy and how good for nothing, he was. (I hope that he does better now) Who was there for you, The Robinson’s! Your father stepped up to the plate, in the only way he knew how, babysitting, and giving you a jeep!
Now that you got your husband, which is a great accomplishment, because nobody thought it would happen, including you. And it’s going well. "D" is a great black man!
I find it interesting that you freak, if anyone refers to you as a Robinson. Whatever issues you have with your father I hope they get resolved. We have this great reputation and everyone treats us special because we are "The Robinson’s". We were the first back people to have a color TV on the whole street, we owned property and a Sundry store. Out of six children, all six finished college. I am very proud of that. It is a huge accomplishment by Grandmother and Grandfather.
I’m glad that you have been bloggin on, and keeping it real. I will put myself on blast, but I have some other family members to blast first. Since I’m in trouble, anyway with our family I have nothing to loose, and one-day (A long way off, I hope) when I die I will know that I have gotten everything off my chest. Hey, I fell good now. I’m scared to push send button but I’m going to.
I know I’m a Wi-Otch when I’m in Florida and California isn’t far enough away, now. I’m tired of pretending! I really hope your mother is fine. I haven’t seen her since your wedding, but that was high drama. I didn’t mind her leaving, Uncle "R", but not us… not me. She could have kept in touch with my mother. She didn’t have to divorce us all!
Once when I was complaining about how ugly I was, (which is hard to believe because I’m so hot now) Auntie(Your mother ) talked to me about makeup. Another time, she gave me a writing pen with an eagle on it that had a bible verse that told me I can mount up like a eagle . (I think I was 10) When she left, I was mad, and didn’t know how to call or nothing for many years ago.
I know, now, she had to do what she had to do. Please tell her that I loved her, and all of her fancy clothes and jewels. You know I was always into that stuff! I use to be much more shallow, (Hard to believe).
One day, if I manage to find someone who will put up with me, I would hope it would be you, Uncle "R", to walk me down the aisle… If you have decided to talk to me by then.
I will not answer my phone this week if it is a Florida number.
Forget Jay Leno, our family needs Oprah…
LoVe Ya,
The new blackest sheep of the family…
GloZell
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Saturday, April 07, 2007
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Why GloZell is dating a white man… Part 1
Since moving to California, I have met some interesting black men. None as great as my father the late Dr. Ozell Green, or my uncles on the Robinson side.
I met a guy named Bruce. He was 48 years old. Nice looking black man. Bruce was wearing a striped suite (peach and cream) with matching striped shoes, socks, hat and handkerchief. (I should have run away then, but I figured he could change) He was so nice even though he looked like an Ice Cream Pimp.
I was a teacher at Bryman Collage at the time. Bruce told me he was retired. Retired? I said, you are so young. Bruce said he was a retired architect. I said, My Rich Uncle Richard Robinson is an architect in Florida. He went on to say that he didn’t have any kids, and that he lived in a two story house that he designed. I was so impressed. My Uncle Richard lives in a house that he designed. It was meant to be!
Days later we were on the phone and I asked him what kind of places has he designed? Bruce said he designed the Burger Kings, with the two drive up windows. Before him their was only one. I thought that’s right, I said, I remember when there was only one window and you had to pay and get your food from the same window. Wow, Bruce you made life better for the fast food world. (Yep, I was that gullible)
Later on, he slipped and said I have a long day at work tomorrow. Tomorrow? I thought you were retired? He said, Oh yes, but I drive trucks to keep myself busy.
Then he started asking me questions about myself when I heard him cover up the phone and say Momma get out of here! Yes, I’m talking to a girl, just go! Okay… okay, put the chicken on the dresser, of course I want hot sauce!
I said, wait a minute you live with your mother? He said, she is handicapped and lives with me. I take care of her, because she is a quadriplegic. Oh really? I thought to myself, maybe she was in a wheelchair with some kind of holder on it because she brought up a plate of chicken, up stairs. I tried to justify all of that.
Bruce said that he wants me to come over this weekend, because his mother and sister won’t be home. I said, Your sister lives there also? Bruce explained that he takes care of her also because she has kids, and no man. I asked, Where are they going? He said, they are going on a camping retreat with the church.
I said, but your mother is a quadriplegic. Bruce said, well it comes and it goes. I couldn’t justify that one.
Bruce was no Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Morris Chestnut, Terrence Howard, or Sidney Poitier. I think those are the only ones Oprah likes also.
He definitely wasn’t a Robinson.
Tune in next time when I talk about the guy I met named Shaqkobe (I can’t make this stuff up.)
Remember, Black is beautiful…
LoVe ya,
GloZell
I met a guy named Bruce. He was 48 years old. Nice looking black man. Bruce was wearing a striped suite (peach and cream) with matching striped shoes, socks, hat and handkerchief. (I should have run away then, but I figured he could change) He was so nice even though he looked like an Ice Cream Pimp.
I was a teacher at Bryman Collage at the time. Bruce told me he was retired. Retired? I said, you are so young. Bruce said he was a retired architect. I said, My Rich Uncle Richard Robinson is an architect in Florida. He went on to say that he didn’t have any kids, and that he lived in a two story house that he designed. I was so impressed. My Uncle Richard lives in a house that he designed. It was meant to be!
Days later we were on the phone and I asked him what kind of places has he designed? Bruce said he designed the Burger Kings, with the two drive up windows. Before him their was only one. I thought that’s right, I said, I remember when there was only one window and you had to pay and get your food from the same window. Wow, Bruce you made life better for the fast food world. (Yep, I was that gullible)
Later on, he slipped and said I have a long day at work tomorrow. Tomorrow? I thought you were retired? He said, Oh yes, but I drive trucks to keep myself busy.
Then he started asking me questions about myself when I heard him cover up the phone and say Momma get out of here! Yes, I’m talking to a girl, just go! Okay… okay, put the chicken on the dresser, of course I want hot sauce!
I said, wait a minute you live with your mother? He said, she is handicapped and lives with me. I take care of her, because she is a quadriplegic. Oh really? I thought to myself, maybe she was in a wheelchair with some kind of holder on it because she brought up a plate of chicken, up stairs. I tried to justify all of that.
Bruce said that he wants me to come over this weekend, because his mother and sister won’t be home. I said, Your sister lives there also? Bruce explained that he takes care of her also because she has kids, and no man. I asked, Where are they going? He said, they are going on a camping retreat with the church.
I said, but your mother is a quadriplegic. Bruce said, well it comes and it goes. I couldn’t justify that one.
Bruce was no Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Morris Chestnut, Terrence Howard, or Sidney Poitier. I think those are the only ones Oprah likes also.
He definitely wasn’t a Robinson.
Tune in next time when I talk about the guy I met named Shaqkobe (I can’t make this stuff up.)
Remember, Black is beautiful…
LoVe ya,
GloZell
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Top of da morning to ya Glo…
Happy St. Paddy's day!!!
In da news this week, Angelia Jolie adopted a child from Vietnam. What is she doing? I think that it is very interesting that she is considered to some a Saint like person for this rainbow family she is developing. Let’s not forget that she put her whip appeal on Brad and he left his wife who is America’s sweet hart Jennifer Anderson. (She’s our friend) I know who cares.
I just think that if Angelia really wants to stand for peace, she should start with her own family. She hasn’t talked to her father for years but she can make a difference across the world. Bridge the gap with your dad first. Oh, wait, I hear they are talking. Well, her mother has passed away. What more motivation dose she need. From one big lipped sister to another, make peace with your dad, and then continue your collection of "We are the World". I hope they’ve worked it out.
Oprah is taking care of hundred of African children, but she didn’t bring them to her house, okay.
Who is left on American Idol that we care about?
American Idol is good y’all. Did you see it when big hair Diva Miss Diana Ross was on? (Love it) The black guy had to go because he forgot the words, like a dummy, and is too normal for the show any way.
The skinny pale white bald guy who looks like he has had chemotherapy. I call him Powder, is still on. Powder has a nice voice, I think he was a troll in the last Harry Potter movie.
The two black Mahalia Jackson sisters will cancel each other out but will tour in plays like "Mamma I need a man" or "Grandma help me find a man"or "Sh** a good man is hard to find" Live at the Rosa Parks Playhouse. Or they can advertise for "The Gap". Get your grill fixed, girlz.
And my favorite contestant is the tiny girl that hulas. No, that’s not a guy? I’m talking about the little tan girl with beautiful hair and who can’t sing… What? That’s a boy?! He is too pretty.
I heard Howard Stern is asking his listeners to vote for the hula person. Hey, it makes for great TV and I can’t wait to see how it turns out.
Did you hear that Anna Nicole has a 6-year old boy living on some Indian reservation with his dad? Anna can keep a secret. My mother gives me money, so I won’t become a whore. I love Anna Nicole, but my goodness that child got around, probably because people were pretending to be her friend. Like stank behind Howard Stern. RIP now Anna.
Special thanks to "Fightin’ Mad Mary", please visit her blog. The link is off to the side on the screen. She’s helped me so much in improving my blog. I love her!
Remember, what is done in the dark will come into the light…
LoVe ya,
GloZell
In da news this week, Angelia Jolie adopted a child from Vietnam. What is she doing? I think that it is very interesting that she is considered to some a Saint like person for this rainbow family she is developing. Let’s not forget that she put her whip appeal on Brad and he left his wife who is America’s sweet hart Jennifer Anderson. (She’s our friend) I know who cares.
I just think that if Angelia really wants to stand for peace, she should start with her own family. She hasn’t talked to her father for years but she can make a difference across the world. Bridge the gap with your dad first. Oh, wait, I hear they are talking. Well, her mother has passed away. What more motivation dose she need. From one big lipped sister to another, make peace with your dad, and then continue your collection of "We are the World". I hope they’ve worked it out.
Oprah is taking care of hundred of African children, but she didn’t bring them to her house, okay.
Who is left on American Idol that we care about?
American Idol is good y’all. Did you see it when big hair Diva Miss Diana Ross was on? (Love it) The black guy had to go because he forgot the words, like a dummy, and is too normal for the show any way.
The skinny pale white bald guy who looks like he has had chemotherapy. I call him Powder, is still on. Powder has a nice voice, I think he was a troll in the last Harry Potter movie.
The two black Mahalia Jackson sisters will cancel each other out but will tour in plays like "Mamma I need a man" or "Grandma help me find a man"or "Sh** a good man is hard to find" Live at the Rosa Parks Playhouse. Or they can advertise for "The Gap". Get your grill fixed, girlz.
And my favorite contestant is the tiny girl that hulas. No, that’s not a guy? I’m talking about the little tan girl with beautiful hair and who can’t sing… What? That’s a boy?! He is too pretty.
I heard Howard Stern is asking his listeners to vote for the hula person. Hey, it makes for great TV and I can’t wait to see how it turns out.
Did you hear that Anna Nicole has a 6-year old boy living on some Indian reservation with his dad? Anna can keep a secret. My mother gives me money, so I won’t become a whore. I love Anna Nicole, but my goodness that child got around, probably because people were pretending to be her friend. Like stank behind Howard Stern. RIP now Anna.
Special thanks to "Fightin’ Mad Mary", please visit her blog. The link is off to the side on the screen. She’s helped me so much in improving my blog. I love her!
Remember, what is done in the dark will come into the light…
LoVe ya,
GloZell
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