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People I met today!

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I met Tug, who wanted to go to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
He was sad when I told his mother Renee from Santa Barbara that Tug was too young.

Tug was 62 pounds now he is 50 pounds. What's his secret?

I met Suzann, Kyle, and Don Shovan, from Texas. Plus their cousin Clay from Louisiana. The Shovan’s wanted to meet Jay and Smitty. They were excited when Smitty sang.
Cheryl Skogen and Glenna Robideaux recognized me from the front page of the LA Daily News. That was so nice. They traveled all the way from Little Rock California.
From the Windy City Chicago, I met Kathy and Vinnie. They love drinking card games. Vinnie let Kathy perm his use to be straight hair. Now that’s love.I took a picture of Yolanda and Paula from Chicago taking a picture of themselves.


I helped this family from St. Peters, Mo. get a ticket. Chris (the mother) Kyle (the son) and Steve (the father) they were so nice. Kyle’s favorite part was when Mike the stage manager counted down to commercial and back. Kyle counted with Mike. In Kyle's eyes, Mike was the star.
On GloZell's Ghetto Tour someone holds our spots in line. I walk my group over to the NBC lobby to use the bathroom, buy snacks, merchandise from the gift shop.

I heard good things about the NBC Page Matt. Great job !


Guests:

Jay Leno. During Jay’s monologue he said that Meredith is doing an interview for the Tonight show and he meant to say the Today Show. He didn’t catch it. I wonder if they are going to change that before it airs.

Felicity Huffman from the show "Desperate House Wives". She looked smoking hot. Not a wrinkle anywhere. (She has a great plastic surgeon. Give me the number) Felicity comes across as a little dingy but she was fun.

Felicity is in a movie named "Georgia Rules", it must be bad. Lindsay Lohan who is in the movie cancelled and didn’t come to the Show this week. The only clip Felicity had was holding her hair extensions. Okay.

Andrew Zimmern had these slimy eels or worms or something. He never said what they were. They escaped out of the container and Felicity jumped off the couch with a pillow to protect her. Andrew and Jay ate fried chicken feet. Jay passed them out during the break. (Yuck)

Delores O’Riordan from the group "The Cranberries". I love that group. This girl looked sick and pale. I wanted to throw some vitamins at her. Delores looked like singing death.

I really like whoever does the background on the guest bands.

Today’s cop was on the phone during the time my group walked threw the metal detector. (Who cares GloZell?)

John Melendez lost his balance and was falling off the stage during a break. Greg the "Racecar Driving Stagehand" caught him. John fell out of his shoe and landed on one foot. What does John have in his cup?

My Condolences to the King family. Yolanda King (daughter of Martin Luther King) passed away today. I don’t know about California but every black home in the south has a picture of her father.

Remember; do not judge by the color of someone’s skin but the content of their character…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Strawberry, Midgets, Tanorexia, and Glo...

I got in line at 10:00 AM, nobody else was in line till about 1 pm. Nobody wanted to see Dan Rather in fact people gave me their tickets when they found out who the guest was today. As I sat outside feeling like a fool, asking myself why do I do this? Will I ever be a Tonight Show with Jay Leno" correspondent? I’m so bored today! Just then, a family of midgets came walking by. It was a sign from God.

I don’t’ think I have ever see midgets outside on a family outing before? They were on vacation from Wisconsin.

There was mama midget, papa midget, and baby midget. They sat in line with me. I told them they couldn’t bring the baby into the show. The mother said, "He’s 16 years old". Oops, my bad. They didn’t get in because they didn’t have I.D. proving that he was 16 and not a baby. Sorry little man.

The Dwarves didn’t like it when I asked them if they knew how to make cookies like the other elves. (Midgets don’t have a since of humor) I will make it up to them. When I get on the show, I will thank all the "Little People".

I like Little People except Smitty. (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno drummer)

I sat next to Paul Fowler and his son Brad Fowler. Paul is a cool dad. He takes his children on a one on one vacation every year. They live in Salt Lake Utah. Brad is 21 years old, lives on his own and has a great job at UPS. So this trip was extra special to Paul who doesn’t get to see his son as much as he would like.

I also met Angela and Greg who befriended a girl who had crack head tendencies in ticket line at 8:00 AM. Out of the blue was this mess of a girl who said she was on "America’s Next Top Model" jumped in the front of the line next to Angela. Her name was Strawberry. I told her to get to the back of the line, and she cussed me out.

Strawberry said she was an actress with the hunger in her eyes. (And I think weed in her system)

Some of the people in line said she was smoking pot in line, before the door opens to get tickets this morning.

I told her the back of the line is VIP and then I walked her back there and she stayed.

Then a lady who looked like she could be my cousin from the back, turned around and she was a white woman. I have never seen a white person with leather raw hide looking skin. She was a slap mess. Angela just looked at her in disgust. She looked like she could be made into a jacket. She must tan in a microwave. Please get help, or at least some sunscreen.

Guests:

Dan Rather. I thought he died a long time a go, so I guess he looked good.

Andrew Zimmern. Eats exotic foods. Jay, Andrew, and Dan ate crickets. (Yuck)

Lloyd was the musical guest. I was guessing if he was a boy or girl, Indian or black. He truly was a guess. I grew up with Michael Jackson, so he didn’t do it for me but Angela was jamming the whole time.

Remember the fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree…


LoVe ya,

GloZell