Hot as Zell

8AM someone was sleeping.
It was Matt Aka Wolf Man." He hopes to sing is copy written song "Natalie" On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. (I want to be there that day)
Puffy/Sean and his girlfriend Nicole who got hurt at the Pennsylvania State Fair getting off the Ferris Wheel.
It was so hot Nicole and I took off our shoes. It was past 100 degrees.
I WILL BE BACK TO FINISH BOYFRIEND AND I ARE GOING TO A INDIAN PLACE TO EAT OKAY, I'LL BE BACK.

I'm back.

Laurel and Erick. They say the worst bathrooms they have ever been to is the McDonald's on Hollywood Blvd. across from the Walk of Fame. (Gross)
Just Married 4 days is Alyson and Scott. I saw Scott dance inside before the show...I'm sure you will keep Alyson smiling.
I noticed some hot toes on top of a purse. Then I met the rest. It was Kathy from PA. It was really hot today.
Dennis(Home Finance) Patty (Nurse) was with Joyce and Bob who started collecting Coca-Cola items when they first started dating 35 years ago. Married 33 years and owns Cola Corner Specializing in Coca-Cola Collectibles in Anaheim Ca. www.colacorner.com
Tyrone and his mother Louise Carpenter enjoyed the show. Louise has a thick Boston accent. I saw her walking up the sidewalk. I asked where is Tyrone. She said 'He is paahking da cah'. I never met anyone black from Boston before. She is so cute.

Tyrone and his mother got a chance to talk to Jay. Jay loved her accent and kept talking to her. Jay said since you live with your son do you still wash his clothes. She said his wife does that.

WIFE? I must have ASSumed he was single when I met him last week.
I also met Peter and Jeanie Eselgroth. I told them how to get to Guest Relations. They met Kevin Eubanks at Wilmington Opera House in Wilmington Delaware Nov. 2005. They told Kevin that they are Eagles fans, so Kevin told them whenever they are in town just call his assistant John a come to the show. I'm glad they kept the number.
Jeff Foxworthy is funny and has his own BBQ sauce. This was the first time Jeff didn't pass out gifts. I have two "You might be a Red Neck If" games and one bag of Jeff Foxworthy beef jerky.
Can somebody tell me why when Jeff Foxworthy was on the show today, is this the ONE day Ross the Producer/Cowboy didn't have on his uniform.(Blue denim shirt,jeans,big behind belt buckle,and cowboy boots! Of all of the days.

Maria Lark from the show Medium. Why does that child's clothes always look a Hot Mess!
Maria always tells Jay a joke. She was pretty good. Very Talented!

I know who she is, you are not fooling me...Sam Kinison!
Mat Kearney was the musical guest. OK


Remember, Whatever is dirty will come out in the wash.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell


GLOZELLS GHETTO GOSSIP!

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHIA LABOUF
THE ACTOR FROM THE MOVIE "HOLES", AND IS PLAYING INDIANA JONES' SON, IS DATING RIHANNA ! (THE GIRL THAT SINGS UMBER ELLA ELLA ELLA)

Dear Shai Labouf,

I know you are young and just having a great time. You are Rihanna's screw up guy. She is under Jay-Z record label. I'm just letting you know that you are being played. The publicity is great for both of you but mostly her. She is hot and from Jamaica or one of those islands.(I hope she didn't throw a chicken bone at you, cause it's hard to get out of that spell)
(Rihanna in above picture)
I'm sure that Jay-Z had to approve her dating you. How can I put this. Remember your movie "Holes" The hole that you are trying to fill, Jay-Z has probably got them filled. Why do you think Beonce' (Jay-Z's girlfriend)last album was so angry? B can sing what she wants but he has her on lock down and she ain't going nowhere.
Beonce' Lyrics

"To the left to the left everything you own in a box to the left. I can have another man in a minute. Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irresistible".

"Bring the alarm I was there for so long I'll be "D" if I see another chick on your arm". These are not words of a happy girl."

Enjoy Shia LaBouf just don't get caught up like Owen.

GloOnce’ a Child Of Destiny…

Happy V Day! I brought brownies for the Pages!

In the morning line, I met Susan Landry Ferris and Daniel Ferris. They went to school with Jay at Andover High School. They said that in those days they had a smoking room and that Jay would tell jokes while the kids were smoking.

They keep in touch with Lou Trombore, who calls Jay’s secretary and gets them on the guest list. I saw them after the show taking a picture with Jay. They have been married for 36 years. Susan and Daniel have two children and five grandchildren.

In the afternoon line, Mr. Tonj from the LA Daily News interviewed me. He also took the time to gather information from Bob Schuch and Steve Cohen, two very funny guys who recognized me from the last time they came to the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno".

Did you know that Andy the on stage security guard, AKA "The Hair" use to be a cartoon animator for Disney for over 25 years? It’s hard out here for a pimp. I have B.F.A. from UF (Go Gators!) Maybe, I can sweep the stage.

Kelly, a former page, and a fine guy, named Will sat in the first row. Kelly is going to land a big paying job with WB.

I begged for a different seat, because the homeless guy that I was next to smelt like a heard of hot donkeys! (A sister be needing her oxygen.)

Guests:

Beonce’. Her dress was made by Epidermis and Co. That’s what it looked like. It was so tight. (There is no way she had on draws) She had to be very careful how she sat. Her dress probably had a time limit before it recoiled. She was facing Kevin’s (the bandleader) way, which was good, because his eyes seemed to focus and clear up. Where Jay was looking, I’m not sure he knows what her face looks like.

Charles Barkley is a great big huge guy. (What football team was he on?) I was in Florida at the Improve when he threw someone threw some guy out the window at a bar across the street at Church Street Station. Tonight, Charles was talking about how he is going to race a 67-year-old man. Charles is going to get beat by a 67-year-old man. (Place your bets.)

Meanwhile, John M. (The announcer who holds up a cup) was slurping his Emergen C, lemon flavored drink. I politely told him to stop because he was getting on my last nerve. (It’s all good now) At least he smelled good.

Kenny Wayne Shepherd was the musical guest. He played the guitar and I think he’s blind. He is a great Soul singer (I guess no one told him he was white.)


Remember, We create the world around us…


Love ya,

GloZell