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Showing posts with label Michael Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Moore. Show all posts

Thursday, July 26, 2007

JOANNA GLO LOVES YOU….

To the NBC Page Named Joanna who has been the rudest person in the whole year that I have been coming to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. (Very rude after the show in front of people in the studio!) I understand, it’s "your time of the month"! Midol is on sale at C.V.S. you can use my discount card. (Or eat something sweet)

Some people can go a little crazy without a little sugar!

In line, I met Lawrence Man the Harvard Graduate/Architect/Movie writer/movie producer/art gallery owner/fund raiser/Martial Arts Master etc. I saw him yesterday driving some monks around. For more info Tel (213) 628 3883. He is very passionate about his projects he talked about them for hours.


Lawrence was showing Max (from Burbank) and Vinnette from New York ways to protect yourself. He started yelling, dancing and kicking. The things he said you can do with a pen.


9:00 A.M. I am teaching Vacation Bible School at First Christian Church of North Hollywood. Something has happened to the cookies! Oh no!I must find them because if not...ATTITUDES!

We want cookies…


The boys will help find the cookies…


I can’t find the cookies anywhere…


The girls can help find cookies…


This can’t be happening, it’s hot and the children’s cookies are missing?


Wait a minute… there’s cookies?


I am too blessed to be stressed about cookies, I am too blessed to be stressed about cookies, I am…


GloZell can Always get help from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno Line. (Cue Superman music)

Rich, Lisa and Jeff from Everett Washington are on a cookie mission…


Guest: Michael Moore has a great movie out "SICKO"…He has helped so many people…but he looks like he might have eaten all of the cookies!

Maybe Dr. J.P. Kukreti (95 years young) Mukesh Kukreti (Dad) Asha Kukreti (Mom), Saurabh Kukreti (son who is an incredible dancer, just UTube his name) or Micki (the only white one) took the cookies…


No Way! But Micki and Saurabh will help you find them…


Guests: Perry Farrells and the Satellite Party were wild with their sliver and white. Their clothes were way too tight to hide cookies. Lance the Microphone loved them!

We know what feminist looks like but not a cookie monster…(For more info www.feministcampus.org) Mavis Leno spoke to them today)(Cue Superwoman music)


I don’t know what happened to the cookies today…The world is a better place because of cookies…


Remember, sometimes you just need a cookie!


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

GloZell got Moore Blondes…

FOR TUESDAY JUNE 26th - POSTED LATE


Cathy Moore (a family friend) called me from Florida today and told me that she feels that I need to spread my wings a bit. Friday will be my 200th show. July it will be a year. I guess it’s time to move on to do Moore. I don’t know what the next step is.

When I got in the 8:00 AM ticket line, I noticed that every one was blonde. So, I pretended to be blonde also. Blondes have Moore fun! Janelle, Richard, Tom, Elise and Jill.


Did you know that blondes love to read? Hoty Toty Torrey Spear proved that blondes read! I didn’t tell her that her books were upside down. Her beautiful dark haired friend Katey Cooper is a tutor. They are both from Phoenix. The hot blonde on the end is Sue Wallace who is reading a book called. "How full is your bucket". She gave me a bottle of water. I guess I wasn’t full enough? Thanks Sue.


Katey who loves to make cookies on the dashboard of her car, had pepper spray and a whistle. The security guards found it in her purse before the show. Great job NBC security! (Tony, head of security. Great job!) A girl does have to protect herself.


Janelle and Richard look like Ken and Barbie. They are in love! I had to squeeze in between them. They are a gorgeous Blonde couple from Utah.


Not all good-looking people are blonde.

I met a babe named Norma, from Oklahoma City who was next to Sexy Aunt Nitz Ultra Fine Lawrence, Incredible April, and Amazing Laurie from Virginia Beach. They were so awake and upbeat! Not every one stays awake in the line. Ha ha.


The ever so stunning trio ABI, her sister Iyabo (Singer Song-writer/Musician more info. www.my space.com/isthesunoutyet) and Adeshola loved the show! Enjoy the BET Awards.


Guests: Michael Moore is…well… I can’t lie, he’s not that good looking, but he was very informative about healthcare and HMO’s. Which is good because he is morbidly obese. I started thinking of how much food he must eat and I got so hungry. Please watch his new movie SICKO… too bad it’ s not Super Size Me Also.

I can stay healthy because I met pretty nursing students Elise and Jill from UCLA


There is someone that works at NBC who I have never spoken about who is just dumb. I have a picture but I won't put it up and I won't say a name! They did something so stupid three times today in front of guest! The only person I ever met that was that strange, was this girl in Florida who's parents were first cousins. I don't know how this person got a job at NBC.

Guest: Justin Long (He’s kind of cute) is in the new movie "Live Free and Die Hard" yep you guessed it, he talked about Japanese Golden Poop, and delicious Crab Anus…ymm. He told a joke and Smitty hit the drums for him…Justin said thanks Kevin. Justin how bouts you watch the show in order to tell the black people apart. Okay!

Kevin is the one who won PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian on Earth award! Along with Carrie Underwood.

Guests: Mandy Moore face is adorable. Her hair was messy and she had on the exact same black tight dress Sandra Bullock had on the last time she was on the show. Who wore it best…Sandra! Mandy didn’t look comfortable in her heels. She was standing very awkwardly. I appreciate that Mandy Moore hasn’t given in to Hollywood standers like buying Moore boobs.

The guy who has the thick black hair and use to have the George Michael starter beard! Shaved! I loved that beard! You are always so neat and put together. You do look a lot younger without it if that’s what your are going for. You seemed to have lost even Moore weight. Great Job!

I’m worried about Ervin, the black guy who has been at the show since Johnny Carson, heck since Jack Parr. I haven’t seen him for three weeks?

#1 Blonde of the world…Paris Hilton is free!

Michael who slept on the lap of Elizabeth… Plus Iyabo.




My favorite person in asleep in line goes to Sexy Aunt Nitz who is going to get me for taking this picture. I’m not going down by myself. Her family knew I took it. Ha ha.


Two audience members took me to Bob’s Big Boy. BOB have a car show every Friday. Jay Leno has attended it several times. There was no picture of Jay in the restaurant. I asked the manager and he said just bring one and they will put it up.


Tonight Show with Jay Leno I want an autographed picture of Jay standing with one of his cars for Bob’s. If not I will stand outside of Bob’s for 24 hrs. 12 midnight July 5th until Friday midnight July 6th.

Or maybe my regular hrs.that I do at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno 10AM to 5PM Monday - Friday that whole week July 2,3,4,5 and 6th. with a sign, that says "NEED JAY LENO PICTURE". The show will be on hiatus that week. My mother will be in town. Please don’t make us stand out there. But we will if we have to.

Remember; always have Moore in your bucket…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell