Chelesa Handler's Show.... and Madonna fans

Bob--- You have five dollars

I hand Bob five dollars ( I had ten for gas)... and gives me L. RON HUBBARD DIANETICS The modern science of Mental Health

let me do this for you (oh no... they are trying to get GloZell... ahhhhh the Scientologists are going to brainwash her... oh no we can't help her now... she has the book .... ahhhhhhhhh!)

did I cover it all people?

I don't have a problem learning about Dianetics.... (What's the worst that can happen... I become rich and famous... don't do drugs and jump on couches do Weight Watches commercials... SAY IT AIN'T SO)

I have a problem with.... READING... ah man... don't they have this on CD....

Bob, Steve, and I go to Denny's...
Bob shows us his Gold card... his Scientology Gold card ( no not the card GloZell get out while you can)....

interesting... they have so many classes to make sure everyone is educated in Scientology... and they offer discount to seniors... they got everything covered... good job...
The lady's bathroom smelled like HOT DONKEY!we went to the Chelsea Handler show... long ride... I looked out the window... wondering if virgin... I mean PK is going to ever call again...
I'm mad ... If you have a penis you are no longer allowed to look at my blog!
This will be a cock free blog....

Go away men... you don't believe me... Fine all of you can stay... even you ... the one who's thing is shaped like a pencil...

I shall proceed
In line at Chelsea Lately Show

Chelsea Lately Show has the most jacked up checking system I have ever in all my life of going to show ever seen...
we had to take off all earrings, rings, (My girls from NY who went to the Madonna Concert they paid 500 dollars a pice for front row they get friends and family prices)

(I told them my nipple rings and clit ring were not coming off... you should have seen the security that was hoping I would buzz so they could wand me down... so funny!)

belts, necklaces... everything... it took forever... then they give you this Audience tag... then we go right back outside and put everything on...
then we walk back inside the same doors into the audience... that was a circus... (Kelly from Clearwater FLORIDA!!!)
I love the warm up guy... just like Chunky B from Craig Ferguson... he had like 20 minutes to fill... what I like about him was that he was big on energy... " We need you all so much... we want your laughter to be real... but this is a show... thanks so much... we feed off you"

and with the studio being so small... it was nice... he pointed Bob and Steve out... and welcomed me... I love the personal touch of a smaller show...

Chelsea Handler is GORGEOUS... FIRE... she never looked that good at the Tonight Show... she looked great in her tan short sleeve top, jeans and brown knee high boots... skin flawless...

he make up was perfect... I guess it has something to do with the lighting at the Tonight Show for her...

The pannel... Lonie Love... (cool) Josh Wolf (never heard of him) and Kojo (WHAAAAAAAAAAAT) I love Kojo... I freaked

GloZell --- I LOVE YOU KOJO!!!!

the show was 30 min... shockingly rude... how she get guests I do not know...

(I really want a picture with Kojo... but I look a hot A mess)

I can't wait to go back to her show... love it FIRE! it was more of my style of show than Craig Ferguson... L O V E D IT

It was great seeing Stephanie who was a NBC page my first 8 months at the Tonight Show... I have to fill her in...

CHELSEA HANDLER CAME INTO THE AUDIENCE AND SIGNED EVER BOOK THAT HER FANS HAD.... LOVE HER... SHE IS TOTAL FIRE... ( Love her format... the the ghetto View type panel...)

the traffic was so bad because No on 8 protest... hey Gay's know how to parade... okay (snap snap)
(This is waiter Steve who has worked at the Pantry for 38 years!!!)
I always have a great time with Bob and Steve... I feel a book ... Thursdays with Bob and Steve...

(why is my shirt all jacked up... gut all hanging out... hot mess) Excuse me Fashion Diva Kojo... May I please take a picture with you... I LOVE YOU!

Kojo--- Sure honey... what's your name

GloZell--- G l o Z e l l

Kojo --- GloZell?... (shocked)... that's an amazing name

GloZell--- (all happy) My mother is named Gloria and my Fa ...

Kojo--- okay let's take the picture

this young pretty boy gets out of Kojo's lemo and takes the picture...

Kojo--- Sun going the wrong way...

(boy moves...)

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No freaking call from the freaking ex virgin.! How long does confession last!

Glo loves ‘em Big and Rich…

Today at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno : AKA my B00

Sean and Sarah from Post Falls Idaho on their 10 yr. Anniversary!(Sarah got a new cell phone!) David and June from Versailles Kentucky on their 25th Anniversary! (That’s like 70 years in California) had a great time!


Dinning today at table 1, were Sir John and Lady Hinde from San Diego. I needed to make reservations ahead of time to sit at their table.


Security was great! (Thanks Tony, head of security)
The very handsome Jerry from St. Louis put his pliers and scissors back in his car before the show! (you never know if you have to fix or cut something during a live taping)


The Pages were great! (Thanks Scott, head of Pages) Ben the Page is so animated, I love him!


Vicky (the singer) had on sexy heels today! I wish that Jay would do the show (just once) in his casual wear (with two shirt buttons open of course ) and the band was all dressed up. Vicky in a gown, hair straiten, all Glam, and Kevin in a tuxedo or a suit along with the rest of the band. That would be great!

Kevin came outside today to do a skit; he saw me and smiled at my camera. I LOVE BLACK MEN AGAIN! (Don’t tell my white boyfriend, maybe it will pass)


Jay’s Monologue was great! Thanks Lisa (the Monologue Joke Coordinator) and Headlines was hilarious! Great Show!

Robin Williams is the best! And he wasn’t drunk! I want to call Bill Cosby and tell him to watch tonight’s show. He can learn from someone who knows how to go off into Funny tangents. (and take notes)

Tiffany, Andrea, Kathleen, Frankie, Tobie and Garrett , playing a mean game of Monopoly, got in line at 7:00 AM to see Robin Williams.


Robin Williams is worth waiting outside for nine hours.


Chelsea Handler handled herself very well. She is funny and very pretty. Chelsea had on a sexy clingy blue dress on. She was wearing underwear with a very thick band. I think they were tummy control support thongs! You can get them at Target!

Big and Rich were the musical guest. I love them! I don’t know who told them they were country. They didn’t sound like Alabama or Willie Nelson. They were Rock and fun! This was the best outdoor concert to me. Big and Rich did three songs and danced with a two foot "little person" on the second one. They also sang " Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Tony and Sandy love "Big and Rich" and are a part of their fan club!


I have my own personal Jay Leno Look-a like(Jeff Henderson). I drive him nuts, taking pictures of him all the time.


Remember, develop relationships that go beyond color, race religion, and politics…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell