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Showing posts with label Kevin Eubanks. Show all posts
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Friday, September 14, 2007

GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP

It's Boyfriend and I 13 months together. I won't wear my badge to dinner.

He doesn't want to talk about anything to do with The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.(I hope we go to Bob's Big Boy because I put up a picture of Jay, it's at the register. Ha ha) I can't blog after the show so. Have a good weekend.

On the Tonight Show today is the sexy Michael Douglas. Who is married to Catherine Zeta Jones. Catherine hurried up and had children by him. She should have spoken to Jennifer Aniston. Now Brad Pitt is stuck in wedded Freakdom with Angelia Jolie.
Tavis Smiley is on the show. This is his picture pretended to be leaning on something.

The musical guest is Good Charlotte.

GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP----------------------------------------------------------------


Byron Allen got married. You remember Byron he is always with celebrities, bald black guy, laughs a lot.I thought he was gay. I never heard about him with any woman. Congratulations Byron.
I guess Kevin Eubanks can find a nice little white woman also.Ha ha ha I think this is Kevin's Eharmony picture.Ha ha ha...My side hurts I'm laughing so hard...hee hee hee ...I need help up off the floor. Kevin looks like the son of a preacher man.Larry King got the CNN block named after him. They were going to give it to Merv Griffin but he died. Larry's got about two good week left.
Brittany Spears might perform at the Emmy Award show. Brittany you need to do the Dr. Phil show. He is use to dealing with Red,White and Blue problems. Red-neck,White-trash,Blue-collar.















Monday, June 18, 2007

Glo loves ‘em Big and Rich…

Today at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno : AKA my B00

Sean and Sarah from Post Falls Idaho on their 10 yr. Anniversary!(Sarah got a new cell phone!) David and June from Versailles Kentucky on their 25th Anniversary! (That’s like 70 years in California) had a great time!


Dinning today at table 1, were Sir John and Lady Hinde from San Diego. I needed to make reservations ahead of time to sit at their table.


Security was great! (Thanks Tony, head of security)
The very handsome Jerry from St. Louis put his pliers and scissors back in his car before the show! (you never know if you have to fix or cut something during a live taping)


The Pages were great! (Thanks Scott, head of Pages) Ben the Page is so animated, I love him!


Vicky (the singer) had on sexy heels today! I wish that Jay would do the show (just once) in his casual wear (with two shirt buttons open of course ) and the band was all dressed up. Vicky in a gown, hair straiten, all Glam, and Kevin in a tuxedo or a suit along with the rest of the band. That would be great!

Kevin came outside today to do a skit; he saw me and smiled at my camera. I LOVE BLACK MEN AGAIN! (Don’t tell my white boyfriend, maybe it will pass)


Jay’s Monologue was great! Thanks Lisa (the Monologue Joke Coordinator) and Headlines was hilarious! Great Show!

Robin Williams is the best! And he wasn’t drunk! I want to call Bill Cosby and tell him to watch tonight’s show. He can learn from someone who knows how to go off into Funny tangents. (and take notes)

Tiffany, Andrea, Kathleen, Frankie, Tobie and Garrett , playing a mean game of Monopoly, got in line at 7:00 AM to see Robin Williams.


Robin Williams is worth waiting outside for nine hours.


Chelsea Handler handled herself very well. She is funny and very pretty. Chelsea had on a sexy clingy blue dress on. She was wearing underwear with a very thick band. I think they were tummy control support thongs! You can get them at Target!

Big and Rich were the musical guest. I love them! I don’t know who told them they were country. They didn’t sound like Alabama or Willie Nelson. They were Rock and fun! This was the best outdoor concert to me. Big and Rich did three songs and danced with a two foot "little person" on the second one. They also sang " Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Tony and Sandy love "Big and Rich" and are a part of their fan club!


I have my own personal Jay Leno Look-a like(Jeff Henderson). I drive him nuts, taking pictures of him all the time.


Remember, develop relationships that go beyond color, race religion, and politics…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Friday, February 09, 2007

Glo Florida…

In line, I met the greatest people from Florida! Eddie, Sarah Jeanette and Johan.
Johan and Jeanette moved to California because Johan is going to be a very successful actor. (Ya hear that, Steven Spielberg)

Sarah and Eddie Jaywalked across the street to get snacks. Sarah shared her M&M’s with me. (Love her)

Eddie didn’t appreciate me butting in and telling him its time to give Sarah a ring. Not just any ring but a 2 1/2 karat diamond platinum ring in a size six, with at least a D clarity. (It’s been over a year buddy)

I loved both couples and I wish them everlasting love. Happy Birthday Johan!

As I was walking down the hallway to get to my seat. I said great job, to Smitty (the drummer for the Tonight Show Band) He looked at me and walked away. I have said that to him three times since I’ve been coming to the show, and not once has he said thank you. Smitty is not nice.


Guests:

Grammy Jaywalking. This bit was so funny. Jay went to an apartment building and had residents act out different music videos. Who ever thought of this should get a raise, it was hilarious.

Drew Barrymore was fantastic. Everyone loves her. She had on a sexy, one shoulder, chocolate dress, large belt, and wooden bangles. Her hair was simple and she was beautiful.

During the break, a woman came out and handed Drew a mirror and her lipstick, which she applied herself. (She is so independent)

Kyle Krichbaum who is a 12 year old vacuum cleaner collector. This kid was wild about vacuums. Kyle got his first real vacuum at 3 year old. He vacuums three times a day! (And you thought kids were just good for fetching the remote control.) I hope he gets the help he needs. (Just kidding he’s perfectly normal)

The musical guest was Solomon Burke who was out of the world. He was big, black about five hundred pounds and sat during his whole performance. He looked like the main singer from the Chuck E Cheese restaurants or a character Eddy Murphy does. He blew us away. He has an incredible sound and zest that filled the studio. His talent is just as big as he is. I loved him.

Kevin Eubanks (Tonight Show bandleader) standing, was the same height as Solomon was sitting. Either Kevin is short, or Solomon is taller sitting down because of his big behind. (I have the same issue) I was wondering if Solomon could walk. One of his helpers gave him two walking canes. The Tonight show was thoughtful enough to lower the panel so we couldn’t see him struggle to walk.

Remember, It’s not work if you love it!…


Love ya,

GloZell