GloZell's Hairy Pot...

In line today I joined a game of LIFE.
Annie, Amanda and Dawn LOVE Daniel Radcliffe and are big Harry Potter Fans. They also love the play Equus where Daniel was nude with a horse.(Some crazy white people play)Annie's mother Bernadette brought craft service! We had a great time eating them, thanks!

Sleeping Beauty was Erin P. Who is studying to be a dentist!

Lesly and Allen from Denver was reading my blog in line. (Thanks) They are on a kid-less vacation.

Arianne and Pat Judy loved the show! They came all the way from Selah,WA
After the show I ended up with Annie's cooler. She didn't want to carry it. Just so happens that Carol and Charles Green (No relation...well, her people are in the south also so we kin) Maggie and Luther Woods(who dance before the show on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno stage, needed a cooler because they found BBQ ribs on sale. 1.25 a pound. So I gave them the cooler. I'm glad it will be used well.On the show was Daniel Radcliffe who is best known as Harry Potter. He was telling Jay that phrases in England means different things in America. Like the phrase"Do his nuts" means he is wild having a crazy fun time. I wonder if he knows that Magic Stick means something different in America HAIRY Potter.And Hot Cross Buns!Mark Cuban was on...yeah I know who cares. On camera Mark was saying how wonderful his wife is. Off camera he kept saying to Daniel(the one who is necked in front of a horse) that every time he comes to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno he loves looking at the hot girls on the front row. Daniel was uncomfortable. Then Mark told Jay "You always have such hot girls on the front row".Kings of Leon song was just a bunch of screaming. Then I noticed their pants were so tight. I would be screaming to if I was a guy who was wearing tight Post Op jeans!Remember, one word can mean different things to different people, so lets all take time to communicate.
LoVe Ya,

GloZell


GLOZELLS GHETTO GOSSIP-----------------------------------------------------------------

It's almost time for Lindsay Lohand to get out of rehab but I say no, no no!

Dear Lindsay Lohand,

I hope while you were in rehab, that you took a craft class. So maybe you have glued, stapled or knitted some draws! Underwear!You might not remember because you were drunk or drugged up, but you use to be classy before you turned to a life of trampery!
You need to fire you parents because the lime light has gotten to them both. And you can't go back to hanging around either one of them. You not the only child star who has had problems with their parents. Drew Barrymoore straiten herself up.Macaulay Culkin was truly home alone. and had to divorce his parents. And you need to also LindsayIt's the best thing for you to do right now. I have faith that you will pull it together. Then maybe you can help your family. Start with getting some Victoria Secretions or something. Don't let this be you Lindsay...again!

No one cares if your curtains match the carpet. So we don't need to see it. Thanks!

Glowie Mama Drama…

My mother waited in the 8:00 AM line to get tickets.


Mom told everyone she was going to have a meeting with Jay Leno and get me on the show. She also said that if I weren’t so fat that I would have been on already. But she is still proud of me anyway. (Thanks…I think)


I had to help teach drama Camp at my church so I will be in line much later than usual for the next three weeks.

Jerry and his wife Judy. Judy doesn’t like Jay Leno because she says he makes too many jokes about gay people. She would much rather see David Lettermen. Judy wants Jay to stop the gay jokes!


Some of my church family came to the show today, Dorothy and Fred (in the middle) and his brother Louis and his son Steven. (Bob Perlow called Fred on of the Sopranos)


I enjoyed being directed by Ann who is a professional photographer! Ann’s family: Maria, Leti, Ann, and her husband Pat and Judy from NJ who didn’t like the joke Jay did about Miss NJ.


OK if anyone wanted to get me back for anything, I have ever said on this blog! It is so ordered. My mother got on the stage with Jay (I could have died!)

Jay == "Oh you must be GloZell’s mother looking like Minnie Pearl with that hat on" (I died again). Jay Leno knows my name! I couldn’t believe it.

Jay == Why does GloZell keep coming to the show? She needs to get a job!

Mom == Give her one, she can’t work because she here in line for 5 hours to see you!

Jay ==I didn’t tell her to do that

Mom == You can get her a ticket so she doesn’t have to stand outside all day.

Jay == I didn’t know she wasn’t on the list. I’ll look into that. Then Jay says does GloZell know that I’m her daddy?

(Jay knows how to win anyone over) she just smiled and took a picture with him. I don’t think I was breathing the whole time she was on stage. It seemed like hours.


Mom == You need to pay GloZell.

Jay == Pay her to come to the show?

Mom == Yes she can’t work because she here.

Jay == I will see what I can do. (We will see)

Bob Perlow called my mother down to dance; Bob said pick GloZell’s mother. Mom gets to the stage, and then Tony (the head of security and head of Dance Patrol) told her she wasn’t picked. Then she went to Bob and he said Tony it’s okay. I love Bob Perlow!

My Mother did the Electric Slide (the tribal dance of all black people). People were coming up to us after the show saying how funny my mother was. It took me 111 shows before I got a T-shirt…my mother - 1.


Thanks NBC! Oh Yeah, Mom will be back for two more days. (Enjoy)

Guests: Daniel Radcliffe AKA Harry Potter. I love this guy! He was well spoken, charming, slightly nervous and funny. His feet didn’t touch the ground while he was sitting on the couch. He has never seen the show before because he was fascinated by the pop up TV.

In line, I met die hard Harry Potter fans Laura Harrold and Audrey Stratton from San Diego California. In the back harsh from Michigan and his 2 cousin sort of Deesha from New Mexico.


Guest: Patton Oswald who is the voice of the rat in the Disney’s Pixar movie Ratatouille. He was very funny and interacted well with Daniel. It was a great show.

Musical guests, The Decemberists was different and enjoyable. I loved the girl on keyboards. They were intertaining to me, but not to Daniel Radcliffe and Patton who talked during their whole performance.

Bailey, the Church Going Dog has approved of my mom visiting California.


Remember, My mother is coming back tomorrow…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell