GloZell's Hairy Pot...

In line today I joined a game of LIFE.
Annie, Amanda and Dawn LOVE Daniel Radcliffe and are big Harry Potter Fans. They also love the play Equus where Daniel was nude with a horse.(Some crazy white people play)Annie's mother Bernadette brought craft service! We had a great time eating them, thanks!

Sleeping Beauty was Erin P. Who is studying to be a dentist!

Lesly and Allen from Denver was reading my blog in line. (Thanks) They are on a kid-less vacation.

Arianne and Pat Judy loved the show! They came all the way from Selah,WA
After the show I ended up with Annie's cooler. She didn't want to carry it. Just so happens that Carol and Charles Green (No relation...well, her people are in the south also so we kin) Maggie and Luther Woods(who dance before the show on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno stage, needed a cooler because they found BBQ ribs on sale. 1.25 a pound. So I gave them the cooler. I'm glad it will be used well.On the show was Daniel Radcliffe who is best known as Harry Potter. He was telling Jay that phrases in England means different things in America. Like the phrase"Do his nuts" means he is wild having a crazy fun time. I wonder if he knows that Magic Stick means something different in America HAIRY Potter.And Hot Cross Buns!Mark Cuban was on...yeah I know who cares. On camera Mark was saying how wonderful his wife is. Off camera he kept saying to Daniel(the one who is necked in front of a horse) that every time he comes to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno he loves looking at the hot girls on the front row. Daniel was uncomfortable. Then Mark told Jay "You always have such hot girls on the front row".Kings of Leon song was just a bunch of screaming. Then I noticed their pants were so tight. I would be screaming to if I was a guy who was wearing tight Post Op jeans!Remember, one word can mean different things to different people, so lets all take time to communicate.
LoVe Ya,

GloZell


GLOZELLS GHETTO GOSSIP-----------------------------------------------------------------

It's almost time for Lindsay Lohand to get out of rehab but I say no, no no!

Dear Lindsay Lohand,

I hope while you were in rehab, that you took a craft class. So maybe you have glued, stapled or knitted some draws! Underwear!You might not remember because you were drunk or drugged up, but you use to be classy before you turned to a life of trampery!
You need to fire you parents because the lime light has gotten to them both. And you can't go back to hanging around either one of them. You not the only child star who has had problems with their parents. Drew Barrymoore straiten herself up.Macaulay Culkin was truly home alone. and had to divorce his parents. And you need to also LindsayIt's the best thing for you to do right now. I have faith that you will pull it together. Then maybe you can help your family. Start with getting some Victoria Secretions or something. Don't let this be you Lindsay...again!

No one cares if your curtains match the carpet. So we don't need to see it. Thanks!

Jay is on Hiatus, and so is GloZell

Tonight's a repeat and so am I. Below is my recap of the original airing.



In line, I met the greatest people from Florida! Eddie, Sarah Jeanette and Johan.
Johan and Jeanette moved to California because Johan is going to be a very successful actor. (Ya hear that, Steven Spielberg)

Sarah and Eddie Jaywalked across the street to get snacks. Sarah shared her M&M’s with me. (Love her)

Eddie didn’t appreciate me butting in and telling him its time to give Sarah a ring. Not just any ring but a 2 1/2 karat diamond platinum ring in a size six, with at least a D clarity. (It’s been over a year buddy)

I loved both couples and I wish them everlasting love. Happy Birthday Johan!

As I was walking down the hallway to get to my seat. I said great job, to Smitty (the drummer for the Tonight Show Band) He looked at me and walked away. I have said that to him three times since I’ve been coming to the show, and not once has he said thank you. Smitty is not nice.


Guests:

Grammy Jaywalking. This bit was so funny. Jay went to an apartment building and had residents act out different music videos. Who ever thought of this should get a raise, it was hilarious.

Drew Barrymore was fantastic. Everyone loves her. She had on a sexy, one shoulder, chocolate dress, large belt, and wooden bangles. Her hair was simple and she was beautiful.

During the break, a woman came out and handed Drew a mirror and her lipstick, which she applied herself. (She is so independent)

Kyle Krichbaum who is a 12 year old vacuum cleaner collector. This kid was wild about vacuums. Kyle got his first real vacuum at 3 year old. He vacuums three times a day! (And you thought kids were just good for fetching the remote control.) I hope he gets the help he needs. (Just kidding he’s perfectly normal)

The musical guest was Solomon Burke who was out of the world. He was big, black about five hundred pounds and sat during his whole performance. He looked like the main singer from the Chuck E Cheese restaurants or a character Eddy Murphy does. He blew us away. He has an incredible sound and zest that filled the studio. His talent is just as big as he is. I loved him.

Kevin Eubanks (Tonight Show bandleader) standing, was the same height as Solomon was sitting. Either Kevin is short, or Solomon is taller sitting down because of his big behind. (I have the same issue) I was wondering if Solomon could walk. One of his helpers gave him two walking canes. The Tonight show was thoughtful enough to lower the panel so we couldn’t see him struggle to walk.

Remember, It’s not work if you love it!…


Love ya,

GloZell

Glo Florida…

In line, I met the greatest people from Florida! Eddie, Sarah Jeanette and Johan.
Johan and Jeanette moved to California because Johan is going to be a very successful actor. (Ya hear that, Steven Spielberg)

Sarah and Eddie Jaywalked across the street to get snacks. Sarah shared her M&M’s with me. (Love her)

Eddie didn’t appreciate me butting in and telling him its time to give Sarah a ring. Not just any ring but a 2 1/2 karat diamond platinum ring in a size six, with at least a D clarity. (It’s been over a year buddy)

I loved both couples and I wish them everlasting love. Happy Birthday Johan!

As I was walking down the hallway to get to my seat. I said great job, to Smitty (the drummer for the Tonight Show Band) He looked at me and walked away. I have said that to him three times since I’ve been coming to the show, and not once has he said thank you. Smitty is not nice.


Guests:

Grammy Jaywalking. This bit was so funny. Jay went to an apartment building and had residents act out different music videos. Who ever thought of this should get a raise, it was hilarious.

Drew Barrymore was fantastic. Everyone loves her. She had on a sexy, one shoulder, chocolate dress, large belt, and wooden bangles. Her hair was simple and she was beautiful.

During the break, a woman came out and handed Drew a mirror and her lipstick, which she applied herself. (She is so independent)

Kyle Krichbaum who is a 12 year old vacuum cleaner collector. This kid was wild about vacuums. Kyle got his first real vacuum at 3 year old. He vacuums three times a day! (And you thought kids were just good for fetching the remote control.) I hope he gets the help he needs. (Just kidding he’s perfectly normal)

The musical guest was Solomon Burke who was out of the world. He was big, black about five hundred pounds and sat during his whole performance. He looked like the main singer from the Chuck E Cheese restaurants or a character Eddy Murphy does. He blew us away. He has an incredible sound and zest that filled the studio. His talent is just as big as he is. I loved him.

Kevin Eubanks (Tonight Show bandleader) standing, was the same height as Solomon was sitting. Either Kevin is short, or Solomon is taller sitting down because of his big behind. (I have the same issue) I was wondering if Solomon could walk. One of his helpers gave him two walking canes. The Tonight show was thoughtful enough to lower the panel so we couldn’t see him struggle to walk.

Remember, It’s not work if you love it!…


Love ya,

GloZell