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Showing posts with label Fightn' mad Mary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fightn' mad Mary. Show all posts

Saturday, August 04, 2007

GloZell Light…

Saturday Morning (8-4-07) at a decent time 8 AM

(GloZell picks up the phone)
Mommy == This is your mother Gloria R. Green.

GloZell == Do I have another mother?

Mommy == No, Why?

GloZell == Because you always say your name, and that you are my mother, you have been doing that ever since I went off to college. (University of Florida! Go Gators!)

Mommy == Did you get Jay Leno’s address? I have a package for him.


GloZell == Okay, I give, what are you sending him? Some Crystal Light?

Mommy == And a tape with you singing the National Anthem at an Orlando Magic Game and some clips of some plays that you were in.

GloZell == What! (Calm down GloZell Jay will never even see the package, he has other things to do, plus he has people to go through his mail) Oh that’s great mom I’m sure he will book me for sure off a tape done in 1990 something when Shaq still played in Orlando, you think of everything. (Ha, ha, just play along GloZell)


GloZell == I went to an Afro Cuban function with Monica last night. It was fun listening to the band and watching the people dance. I sat next to two guys who live in a retirement home in Long beach. One of them is from Kafenberg Austria where Arnold is from. Today I’m eating sushi with Fightn’ mad Mary.


Mommy == Tell Mary I said hi. Afro Cubans? Are there any regular black people in California?

GloZell == Nothing is regular in California.


Mommy == What kind of name is Leno?

GloZell == It’s Italian.

Mommy == What! Oh no, I didn’t know that man was Italian! Oh help my child Jesus! Jesus! Jesus, Jesus!

GloZell == What’s the problem?

Mommy == What’s the problem? Italians don’t play! You are up there messing with those people and they are ITALIAN!


GloZell == Do you think that Jay is the Godfather of the highly exclusive Tonight Show Mafia?

Mommy == You don’t think anything is serious do you GloZell Lyneette Green? I’m going to get my prayer team to pray for your safety! In the name!

GloZell == What prayer team?

Mommy == On Tuesdays, at the senior center. I go every Tuesday.

GloZell == You go to play cards! I don’t need a group of gambling grannies to pray for me before they cut the deck. Thanks.

Mommy == Well, we are going to do it anyway! And I know by the power and the money invested in you, the Crystal Light is going to work! Just get me the address, Miss Honey. I will show you how it’s done. Remember I am still your mother.


GloZell == Yes mommy. (Mommy Dearest... No Jay Leno!...No Jay Leno!)


Remember, I believe in Crystal Light cause mom believe in me… or else.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Friday, July 06, 2007

Bob’s Big Glo…

My Auntie Sweetie-Bea sent me a bag with slippers and a care package (Money) Thanks, Auntie.



Today Mom and I went swimming at Fightn’ mad Mary’s house. Thanks Mary! While mom was getting ready, I noticed the skirt of her bathing suit was jacked up. So, I took a picture. Then she realized that I was taking pictures. I took another one. Ha ha. She promised to hurt me if that picture went up. We will see if I live!



Mom, boyfriend (who has a farmers tan) and I had a great time in the pool!


Boyfriend likes to dive!



Then it was time for the great dedication of Jay Leno’s picture at Bob’s Big Boy during the Car show!

Mom and I met a guy who drives a motorcycle with his big ol’ dog!


At Bob’s, we met Virginia Wolf who was wearing green! Virginia and her husband John go to the car show at Bob’s every Friday. Virginia knew a lot about Jay, and both have been to see his car collection. John Wolf works on Jay’s motorcycles. I was happy to meet her!


I am proud to say that Bob’s Big Boy has the greatest people working for them. Even the managers took time with me even though the place was packed.


(Marisol, and Manager Leo, and manager Mike) Manager Leo said that "We are so happy to get a picture from Jay, people employees have been talking about it all week. We will make sure it goes up in a great place". Thanks!


Fightn’ mad Mary thank you for calling and wishing us the best at the dedication. You are forgiven for not being able to come because you had a lot of work to do for NBC! I am very proud of you!(tell Bernie Mac I said ,What’s up?)

My church family: Micky, Bailey (The driving and singing church dog), Harris, Mommy and boyfriend. Thanks for coming! Harris and Micky’ antique car was stolen in front of their home a while back, it would mean a lot if they could see Jay’s car collection.


A special thanks to Perry at Bob’s, I have to come back and take a picture of you and the other young lady who was working the front tonight. (I know you had to work).
Every month Bob’s Big Boy gives money to a different charity. Great Job Bob!


Thank you Jay Leno for being a classic. I would love to go on a put Jay Leno picture up in your place tour. What fun!


Please send blank thank you cards or any kind of cards to 3000 W. Alameda Ave. Burbank, California (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno address) Label it, Guest Relations… "Operation Glo-Leno", please send envelops and stamps if you can. I’m sure NBC will give me the cards.


During the hours, we are in line to see Leno the Great! We can take a little time to write to our men and women who are fighting for our country and say "thank you". It would mean a lot to them. We can support the troops. Thank you and God Bless!



Remember, be the spark that gets a fire going…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Friday, June 15, 2007

Z E L L-O…

PEOPLE I MET

In the 8:00 AM line, I met Dave who asked to take a picture with me. I thought that was nice, so I took a picture with him.

GloZell and Fightin’ mad Mary at 8:00 AM


Inside the Lobby, we received our tickets from the talented Page DeShuan and Edit who is a terrific dancer.


I met Miss. 2007 (real name Lisa from San Francisco) she has sunglasses for every year!She hates if people take her picture with our permission. Lisa understands what it’s like to be an A-list celebrity. Lisa loves Star Trek.

Keith, Kathy, Nick, Amy from OHIO enjoyed the entertainment of the line and loved the show! They are on a long vacation. They are blessed to have teens who get along.


Guests:

Jack the camera man AKA "The BunZ’ wore his GAP jeans. (GloZell Approved Pants)

Bill Cosby looked like he got out of bed and came to the show. He had on a maroon T-shirt, sweat, black sweat pants, white sport socks, and those plastic shoes with the big holes in them that nurses wear. (He talks so slow) Please go to one of his concerts and listen to him start one story and go off on tangents for 6 hrs. He was boring I would rather watch a marathon of Jell-O commercials. Everyone else seemed to enjoy him.

Three kids who found a Mammoth Tooth. They also had part of the chin. One kid said that Jay’s chin is just as big. That got a big laugh!

Outside before Avril’s concert, Jay introduced himself and shook the hand of a blind man who came to the show. Before the show I was thinking, "what good is it for a blind guy to come to the show". The blind guy was so happy, Jay made a big difference to him.

Avril Lavigne had this huge diamond ring on. It was the width of a nickel. She is very pretty. She looks like a Goth princess with her long blonde extensions, pale white make up, dark eyeliner and no lipstick. I enjoyed her concert!

Orlando from Wilmington California loves Arvil.


My Sistah Girlz, Angela Cunningham and Yvette Hassan from St. Louis Missouri love Jay Leno.


Fightn’ mad Mary(Who works for MTV show "Rob and Big") and her In-laws (Robert and Lorraine from Houston Texas) enjoyed show today! Bob the warm up guy picked Robert danced before the show and dropped it like it was hot!

Fightn’ mad Mary, Miss 2007, Me and Wolfman (Max)

Remember, you can have sight and still not see…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell