GloZell Light…

Saturday Morning (8-4-07) at a decent time 8 AM

(GloZell picks up the phone)
Mommy == This is your mother Gloria R. Green.

GloZell == Do I have another mother?

Mommy == No, Why?

GloZell == Because you always say your name, and that you are my mother, you have been doing that ever since I went off to college. (University of Florida! Go Gators!)

Mommy == Did you get Jay Leno’s address? I have a package for him.


GloZell == Okay, I give, what are you sending him? Some Crystal Light?

Mommy == And a tape with you singing the National Anthem at an Orlando Magic Game and some clips of some plays that you were in.

GloZell == What! (Calm down GloZell Jay will never even see the package, he has other things to do, plus he has people to go through his mail) Oh that’s great mom I’m sure he will book me for sure off a tape done in 1990 something when Shaq still played in Orlando, you think of everything. (Ha, ha, just play along GloZell)


GloZell == I went to an Afro Cuban function with Monica last night. It was fun listening to the band and watching the people dance. I sat next to two guys who live in a retirement home in Long beach. One of them is from Kafenberg Austria where Arnold is from. Today I’m eating sushi with Fightn’ mad Mary.


Mommy == Tell Mary I said hi. Afro Cubans? Are there any regular black people in California?

GloZell == Nothing is regular in California.


Mommy == What kind of name is Leno?

GloZell == It’s Italian.

Mommy == What! Oh no, I didn’t know that man was Italian! Oh help my child Jesus! Jesus! Jesus, Jesus!

GloZell == What’s the problem?

Mommy == What’s the problem? Italians don’t play! You are up there messing with those people and they are ITALIAN!


GloZell == Do you think that Jay is the Godfather of the highly exclusive Tonight Show Mafia?

Mommy == You don’t think anything is serious do you GloZell Lyneette Green? I’m going to get my prayer team to pray for your safety! In the name!

GloZell == What prayer team?

Mommy == On Tuesdays, at the senior center. I go every Tuesday.

GloZell == You go to play cards! I don’t need a group of gambling grannies to pray for me before they cut the deck. Thanks.

Mommy == Well, we are going to do it anyway! And I know by the power and the money invested in you, the Crystal Light is going to work! Just get me the address, Miss Honey. I will show you how it’s done. Remember I am still your mother.


GloZell == Yes mommy. (Mommy Dearest... No Jay Leno!...No Jay Leno!)


Remember, I believe in Crystal Light cause mom believe in me… or else.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Smiley...

Today

Miguel is back from Mexico! (He is the NBC outdoor yardman). He went on vacation to visit family and friends. His brother Philemon has cancer and has three weeks to live. He can’t afford treatment. Miguel said he is so sad about his brother.


If you happen to be a praying person, keep him in mind.

The first people in line today were Georgiann and Ken. Georgiann is Greek and was in two very abusive marriages. The men even abused the five kids. Steven her oldest son passed away due to anorexia and depression. Her 13 and 9 year-old vowed to help people so they wouldn’t die like their brother. Time has passed and the 13-yr. old is now Dr. Darin who works at St. Lukes-rosevelt Hospital Trauma Center in Manhattan New York.

The nine-year-old is now Dr. Ryan at Christiana Hospital in Newark Delaware. His field is Intervention Radiology.

Georgiann met Ken and after three dates got married and has been happily married for 14 years. Her advice to anyone in an abusive relationship is GET OUT, DON’T STAY!
Three times the charm. I wish them all the best!


Guests:

John Cusack was great! In his new movie he plays a very boring guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno…. That was real? Oh, I didn’t see the clip of his movie "1408", he had put me to sleep by then.

Tavis Smiley was a much better guest. He kept fussing with his left shirt cuff. And he had a cold because during the breaks he would sniff. His make-up lady had on a black and white Pokka dotted dress on with a hat. She looked like Miss. Sealy from "The Color Purple" the last scene when she burst through the church singing "God is trying to tell you something".

Life House was the musical guests. People I asked enjoyed them.

The best part of the show today (besides James Douglas Muir Leno) was Billy the Cig, Bob Perlow the warm up comedian, The pre-show dancers, the Tonight Show Band, The Pages.


The handsome guy who is over the Talent, he said, hello GloZell, the Audience and Debbie the cue card writer/producer and Scott (the head of the Pages) and Tony head of security and the guards, Jeff the wardrobe guy and more. There is something comforting in knowing that certain people are going to be there.

Jack the #1 camera guy didn’t do his bit in the pre show today! It’s funny Jack, you should keep doing it.

Where is Ervin? The guy who has been their since Johnny Carson. I miss him complaining about me!

Paul and Virginia (Jake the dog’s parents) gave Jay and myself a shirt with a picture of their Roles Royce. They also gave me two small notebooks that I can fit into my purse.Paul is a sit-com writer and Virginia demolishes buildings. They are so fun!


We didn't get our tickets back after the show. What happened?

The dog Jaylee didn’t make it into the show today. But had a good time in the line. I was happy to meet her!


After the show, Maria was standing outside the show with a sign that read "My husband needs a kidney" and my son is going to Iraq. Help me (909) 210-8892. It was an emotional day!



In the 8:00 AM line, I met Scott Burton who is a C.P.S.I. Certified Playground Safety Inspector/Instructor. Scot said that out of the last 2,578 playground inspections that he has done. None of them passed! Scott helps save the lives of children all over the U.S. 1-888-878-0244



Yesterday I was feeling like I wasn’t doing much with my life, I was feeling bad about not getting up the pictures on the blog, not having a computer or knowing how to put up the pictures on someone else’s computer, taking bad pictures, spelling mistakes etc. At the show, I meet people of all walks of life, some who really have problems to deal with. Keeps me humble. (Pictures up if I can, sorry)

Remember, What a difference a day makes…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell’s almost perfect day!

I park next to Tune up Masters like I always do. Henry the mechanic hits on me like he always does, this has been going on for almost a year. He never gives up!

PEOPLE I MET TO DAY:

Tezra and Vanessa from Ohio. We had a good time talking about Hollywood couples with out make-up. Tezra got a two year old Slim Jim at the Gas station across the street. (Yuck)


Loli stood in line this morning for tickets today. Her husband Tony walked around. The kids, Richard and Melissa stayed in the bed. Every one was awake for the show! They are from New York and are leaving tonight. They have no idea how to pack the car with all of their stuff. Loli was super nice I hope to see them again.


Security Today A+ thanks Tony (head of security) and Burbank Police.

Pages Today A+ Aldo (new page) Great job! Thanks Scott (head of pages)

I haven’t seen Ervin (The black guy who has been at the show since Johnny Carson.) I hope he is well, did you tell him you were back from vacation?

Guest:

Fred Thompson from the show “Law and Order” his new show should be ”Tall and Boring”.

Lauren Graham from the show “Gilmore Girls”. She is in the new movie “Evan Almighty”. She was witty and beautiful.

Amanda and Eva love Lauren Graham. Amanda (on the left) flew from Chicago to see Lauren Graham on the “Ellen” show. Amanda ended up in the overflow room and watched the show from a TV screen. Today Lauren waved at Amanda. She was so happy.


Toby Keith. Is sexy! He has this arrogance that just works for him. I love his teeth look like the gum Chiclets. Toby doesn’t like the Dixie Chicks. He’s not ready to make nice.

I also met Sammy the singing real-estate man. He works for Century 21. He sings Mediterranean music. For bookings www.samiredmond .com


Sammy told me to get in the Century 21 photo. Every one was wondering why I was in their picture. It was funny.


I was honored to meet a female bodybuilder. The California State Champion, Pacific USA Champion for 2007 SHOSHANA TREICHEL. Shoshana is also a personal trainer. For more info Streichel@san.rr.com


On my way to my car, Henry the Mechanic informed me that he wouldn’t be pestering me any more. Henry was fired today because the company filed chapter 11. No warning, no two weeks notice. Nothing. Just, “today is your last day, we might call you in a month”. I will miss him. I hope he gets an ever better job!

(I’m not feeling well, so I’m going to bed, pictures up tomorrow hopefully. I have to go the library and use their WiFi. I borrow a computer everyday to blog, so it takes a lot. But if there is something you want to do, nothing should stop you)

Remember, sometimes you don’t think you care, until it’s not there…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell Takes A Ride...

Henry the mechanic across the street wants me to get over my fear of motorcycles. I don’t know how to ride a bicycle.

Tomas is the smog check guy he loves sunflower seeds and pretzels.

Almost everyday they give me their opinion of my blog. I can’t believe they give me their opinion of my opinion! I told them I don’t need you to do that. They said the Tonight Show don’t need me to it either. (Good point)

They didn’t like Maroon 5 outdoor concert yesterday. They said it was noise for the young people.

Dixie came to the show last week and today brought her mother who rides a bike 5 miles a day in the heat of Gilbert, Arizona. (Show off)Dixie has a son in the US Navel Academy where he has achieved the highest grades possible.

Jaston from Young Rosburg Oregon was chilling in the bushes.


Michelle wants to be a California NBC Page. Her major is Media Production at Quinnipiac University Hamden Ct. Michelle works hard for what she wants. Her parents are so proud. Michelle’s mom embarrassed her by telling me all the great things she has accomplished.Thanks Tony (head of security) who was very pleasant today. Today’s cop was so approachable that people took pictures of him. (That’s Great!)


After being outside five hours the woman's bathroom was overflowing before we walked in the door. Click here for all the nastiness and yes I really did take a photo of it.

Billy the Cig. Your act of generosity was greatly appreciated! Great Job!

Bob the Producer. You looked like Bob the builder in your hat today. Loved It! I auditioned for you for Last Comic Standing 2nd season. I knew it was bad when you rolled your eyes and dropped your head before I finished. A clip of my audition was used for the commercial that ran on NBC and Comedy Central. I was the one who pulled off my wig!

Guests:

Demi Moore. She looked amazing, as always. Demi had a picture of ex-hubby Bruce, fishing with her and husband Ashton… hmmm. Then she had a picture of herself putting lipstick on Ashton…hmm. I think they are FREAKY SWINGERS.

Judd Apatow had a picture of Jay, twenty years ago. Judd was funny and very inspirational. He was creative and worked hard for years! And it paid off!

Angelique Kidjo and Ziggy Marley was the musical guest. I didn’t understand a tingy ting ting. Angelique who is African got "Happy" and broke into dance. She was the only one not dressed like and African. I thought they should sing, "One Love, One White Guy". Watch the show and see the white Jamafrican.

Remember, send congratulatory notes…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is a Guest…

Dear Chris Daughtry look-a-like-in a plaid shirt and clip board who is over the pages.

Friday, you were with the nice guy over talent who called me out of line to talk to me. He shook my hand and YOU didn’t. This confirms, what I already thought about you.

When I first started going to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. (Last year) It didn’t take long to pick up on your personality.

The pages always looked out after me getting me the best seat they could. Once a Page told me, you yelled at her for giving me a single seat close up. (She’s gone now)

I asked you how could I continue being on the guest list since the person who put me on for seven months left because NBC was downsizing? You said theirs nothing that you can do. I will have to get someone to put you on the list.

You said one person could get me on the list for only one day a week. So I found five people and I asked if that was ok. You said with attitude, well I guess that will work. No matter who I get, they are ALWAYS denied. So, that’s how I ended up out side all day.

One night I waited after the show to ask Jay. He drove by waving. I think I looked a little scary at night by a tree.

I’m praying for you. I’m praying that whatever issues you have with your mother are resolved because you have this thing against women. It must make you sick to work at the show. All of those women in high positions. They had to fight people like you to get there.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is the most diverse staff I have ever seen. White, Black, Latino, Armenian, Asian, Jewish, Christain, Catholic, Non practising, Rich, Middle-class, Just getting by, Gay, Straight, Lazy, Hard working, Old, Young, Long hair, Fake hair, No hair, etc.

I didn’t say anything because I was always scared that I was going to be seated in the back or kick out or something.

I was outside talking to someone who had six months to live, they asked a page a question and the Page was rude. I didn’t say anything. I talk to someone who was in the service on vacation and the pages would at like they are at a funeral. So finally! I had to say something about the Pages. They are great now by the way. They are great!

I not scared anymore. I’m sure NBC is probably trying to figure out how to get rid of me. So after Friday, I figured speak now or forever hold my peace.

Whether you, the Pages, Ben Affleck look-a-like, Huck Finn look-a-like or anyone else that has to deal with the audience in some way, just remember that we (me too) are guests in your place. Neither I nor anyone else should feel like you dislike them.

You are important to the show, so why the attitude? I’m the one outside looking like The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Refugee.
I hope your wife is having a great time with the promotion she got last year…Congrats!

Welcome New Pages!

PEOPLE I MET IN LINE (pictures up tomorrow)

Laurie AKA Jersey Gal who thinks that Jay shouldn’t retire because he is too young and at the top of his game. (Yeah!)
Kelvin and Thara from Ohio who plan on moving to Florida! They love Conan and feel that he can fill Jay shoes. Kelvin wanted to ask Jay,Why the long face?
David from San Diego who was trying do his Calculus.
John the father, John the son, Jess the daughter and mother Mary. They are from Minnesota and heard about me before I met them. (They were nice)
Guests:

Simon Cowell a judge from American Idol. He looked just like he did on "The Simpson’s". He has a weird haircut but he is still sexy.

Nola Ochs is the oldest collage graduate. She didn’t know who Jay or Simon was. Her degree is in history because that’s what she is. After the show, she told Jay she liked his American Flag pin. I think she knew Betsy Ross.

Maroon 5 was so cute. I loved them. The lead singer was adorable. I just wanted twirl him around like a baton. They had a great sound, look and energy. Loved them.

Remember, attitude changes altitude…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell, How is Jay Walking?...

I went to get my braids touched up on Saturday, and a man came in selling chocolate covered strawberries for Mother’s Day.


When he left my hairdresser Ms. All That (that’s what she likes to be called) said that they guy has a H.D.W. What’s that? I asked.


Heavy "D" Walk. (D= Male private part) Then Ms. All That demonstrated the walk. If they walk with feet turned out = H.D.W. If they can skip along feet pointed forward L.D.W.

Ms. All That said, GloZell, isn’t Jay Leno Italian? (Oh no) He has that big sexy chin? (Please don’t ask me) GloZell, how does Jay walk? (Oh Snap!) Jay has a slight limp and…Before I could finish

Ha Ha, Wow! Jay got it like that! Jay has a H.D.W. We knew Jay had it going on! (Oh my) I tried to explain that Jay wiped out on his motorcycle last summer.

About the same time, Orlando Bloom wiped out on a motorcycle. That happened when I first started going to the show, so I don’t know if he had that slight limp before that. Jay plays it off, but I notice it.

They didn’t hear any of that. Ms. All That, and the rest of the stylist want to come to the show to see Jay walk. I will just die!

Ms. All That had her new dentures for two days, she said she would take them out for Jay. (Why would any man want a woman without teeth?)

CHANGING THE SUBJECT

In line, I met Wayne and Pattie who were the only people in an airport five years ago so they got married. Wayne is a Pilot and Pattie is a Flight Attendant. After being married 6 months, Wayne had a brain tumor removed. Southwest Airlines sent flowers and a gift every 3 months and called every two weeks during his recovery. Great company!

Blaine and Jenn love American Idol. Jay gave Blaine an autographed Taylor Hick CD and a Tonight Show with Jay Leno cap!
It meant everything to him! Thanks Jay!

I also met a Comedian, Dave Basham who is also a Correction Officer.
Dave said he knew Dottie who use to come to the Tonight Show. He told me great stories about her and her son.

Greg, the stagehand. I think it’s great how you are keeping the spirit of Magnum P.I. alive one Hawaii shirt at a time.

Mrs. Debbie (Producer/Cue Card writer/ Model) I liked your hair up also.

I would like my own Joey to pick things that I throw around. Jay can throw anything and Joey catches it. (Props) What did Joey have to do to get his job? Play Baseball?

I think Joey likes my hot body. But like the Inspirational Singer Beyonce’ once said. "I don’t think your ready for this jelly" sorry Joey!

Guests: Dominic Monaghan from "Lost" and "Lord of the Rings". He is an odd fellow. Dominic explained to Jay what was written on his hand. It was the address of where he had to go yesterday. Wash your stinking body before you go on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno you dirty little hobbit.

Jordan, Blake and Melinda the fine three of American Idol. (Next)

Taylor Hicks performed outside. He has a lot of dedicated fans! (Who knew)? John Melendez interviewed some his biggest fans after the show. Taylor has nice thighs and behind. Taylor’s keyboard and Bass player was cute.

Remember, be a nonconformist…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell, What does it take to be a NBC Page?...

People ask me that all the time. Pages are not ushers or interns. They are paid employees.

You have to be a collage graduate with a 3.0 grade point average. Most of them have majored in subjects like Film, Production, Screen Writing, or Journalism.

They can stay up to a year then they have to go. The goal is to get a job in your field before the year is up. Some get jobs that pay a lot of money and some don’t get jobs at all. (You still got to go)

They are rented for NBC. They work for a company that sounds like "Yo". They are part time without paid sick leave or vacation. My guess is that they get paid about 10-12 dollars a hr. It’s great resume work.

Most of the Pages know someone who pushed their resume to the top of the pile to get the job.

My favorite Page of all times is Tatyanna. I will be very sad when she leaves because back when I was just writing in a journal she was nice. A lot of people kiss up to me because of this blog. (I don’t mind, there is room left, on the right side, under the pimple that won’t’ go away, it’s North–East of my equator).

Tatyanna is tough and fair. She is this tiny person who gets the job done! I think she is the greatest! I pray she gets a job that pays her Millions! She is getting married soon and I wish them all the best!

I will be grading the Pages.

Tatyanna (A+)

Ben (A) (He tries more than anyone, and has a heart of gold)

Scott S. (A) He rocks the outside line!

DeShaun (A) Inside he rocks! He forces us to play stupid games that are a lot of fun!

Rebecca (A) Her big mouth makes us do a cheer before the show! Great!

Stephanie (A) I’m going to miss her. Always nice, with a smile.

Chris (F) You must have a great job already lined up! I wish you well!

There are more Page grades at another time.

"Billy the Cig" (A) You said please and thank you today! Someone even said that the people who work for Jay Leno are nice. (Keep the mustache, it has powers) Everyone was asking me what Oscar your father won. It’s good when they are interested in you.

Police officer today (D) as much as I liked this one. He was on the phone three times while on the stage. Then he took to much time showing "Billy the Toothpick" what girls to pick to dance to get a T-shirt. Buy "Girls Gone Wild, it will last longer" Talk on the phone out of sight of the audience.

In line some lady was talking to her daughter, about the next time she, is going to bring her machine gun, because her purse it’s not checked when you take the tour. (Not funny)

A page told a lady (a few weeks ago) that the bathrooms are closed now and that she will have to wait. She said to the Page I ought to shoot you. She said it more than once.(Nuts) Some of the Pages need a raise, they put up with so much!


The "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" security is going great! It’s the outside cops that just need a reminder that NBC means business.

Two weeks ago Andy (the on stage security guard). AKA "The Hair" stopped a lady who was so drunk and tried to make a dash back stage. Andy ran a got her. She was later thrown out, along with her friends.

With Andy and Bengay(whatever that old Asian guys name is) it's getting better all the time.

Guests:

Mother Day’s Letters from 2nd and 3rd graders… let’s put aside that there were no black children. Which is strange because if it’s one thing black people love, it’s their Mothers. Okay ! (Can we get a token or something)? The segment was too long. I guess they might edit some of it.

Antonio Banderas is hot! I didn’t understand a word he was saying. He should have been on Telemudo. I almost called a security guard over to interpret.

Antonio Banderas is Sexy, but his wife has done way too much plastic surgery. Melanie Griffith looks like she has been beat with an ugly stick. (They have been together for 11 years). She probably didn’t understand him. He said, Get away!

Brady Barr from National Geographic. You have to watch this crazy man. I still don’t believe what I saw. This man loves crocodiles a little too much!

Aqualung was the musical guest. I was impressed that they all played an instrument! They were good.

Whoever does the sets for the musical guest (A) all of the time.

Remember, If you are not living YOUR life, you are living someone else’s…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell, Is Kurt the Camera Tech Armenian?...

Yesterday I reported that Kurt the Camera Tech/Music Critic was a Mexican. Today I find out that he is Armenian. I am not convinced of that. You can’t go picking a race just because no one can tell.

I do have an uncle that has been passing for white his whole life. When he went to get his driver’s license the people thought he was white. His driver’s license says "White Male". He has been passing for white for over 50 years. He had some explaining to do when his wife couldn’t figure out how to comb their children’s hair. He lives in Chicago.(He dosn't know that the family calls him Milk Man)

So back to you Kurt.

Kurt if you are Armenian that would explain your bushy eyebrows. But you are way too good looking to be Armenian. Armenian women are beautiful.

Kurt do you 1. Sell Real Estate or Jewelry?
2. Live in Glendale California?
3. Speak Russian?
4. Have uncles in the family with one eyebrow?
5. Have Aunts who love Celine Dion?
6. Go to a bakery at least three times a week?
7. Do you smoke? Did you start at 12 years old?
8. Do you get your already decorated Christmas Tree for free, because it was thrown out and left by the side of the rode the day after Christmas? Do you take the tree and keep it up for a month?

If you have answered yes to any one of these questions, then you are Armenian.

Today I sat next to Ben R. who brought his own TV to watch. Ben talked about how he loves black women.( He was white) Ben had two black girlfriends named Star and Ruby that he let get away.(Okay)

Up until last week, Ben had an Australian girlfriend who was married to his best friend. They all "got along". His girlfriend drank poison and died last week, so to cheer himself up he came to the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno".(I said, Okay) There is so much more, but you wouldn’t believe me. Ben left celery for a squirrel he saw back in February.

I enjoyed the company of Pat and Karyl from California. They are in their late fifties and enjoy biking, running, spinning etc. We laughed all day. I loved them so much!


To Heather a Talent Coordinator for the show. It’s about time for you to move back into your apartment. It took them a long time to remodel after the fire.

"Billy the Cig" I think you must be doing things just to drive me nuts! I thought there was a shadow or lint on your lip. Did you purposely grow some kind of mustache? You had better be in a play or something!

"Bill the Cig" the number one thing you have going for you, is that you have a cute young look about you. Please don’t mess that up, because your personality is all over the place. Nice one day, hate the next day then love. What are you, a Gemini?

The bathrooms in the NBC tour lobby didn't have soap at 2:OO PM today and one of the toilets was stopped up. I will check again tomorrow.

Officer Pan something was good. ( He had about 12 letter in his name )

One of the best officers is Officer "Punky Brewster", she is 4 ft. tall and I'm so scared of her I can't get close enough to see her name tag.

Guests:

Mathew Fox from the show "Lost". He was cute and zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Mathew Fox has an action figure. If Jay had interviewed the action figure, it wouldn’t have been so boring.

Larry the Cable Guy! Was funny! Larry’s clip of his stupid movie "Delta Farce" was funny! Larry was a little raunchy but he made up for what’s his name.

Feist was the musical guest. I didn’t get the opinion of Kurt the Camera Tech/Music Critic. (You know how those Armenians can be) I thought it was interesting that the pattern on Feist dress was the same as the background behind her.

I like the fact that she is different. Most of the audience came to see Jay and Feist.

Remember, accept things as they are…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Loves Paris in the spring time…

Okay white people you have done some things in the past but this takes the cake.
PARIS HILTON CAN NOT GO TO JAIL! White people can't start punishing other white people just because they deserve it. Who am I suppose to blame for my oppression!

White people have to be treated better, and not be punished; it’s all I ever heard growing up. White people are going to get off. White people never get into trouble. White Devil this and those rabbits did that. (Rabbit is when the white girls are hopping in front of black men and do other things like rabbits)

The white man is keeping us down! So, don’t go changing things now!

I didn’t say anything when Martha Stewart went to jail because she is matronly. But PARIS HILTON! Are you people mad!

Now what am I suppose to believe in… The Constitution! The Declaration of Independence! This is just wrong!

I don’t have a job, who do I blame? White people! I don’t have a house, who do I blame, white people! I can’t find my socks; I blame you for that also. Help me, hate you. For Pete’s sake.

If this continues, I might as well start dating black men again. When my honkey and I go to fancy restaurants like Denny’s, and if I stand far enough behind him, we get seated before everyone else. A sister be needing her perks! Okay.

Think about Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are going to be bored to death. What job will they have if they can't complain and march?

What are black people suppose to sing about during Black History Month. All I know is, everything is going to be alright over yonder.

Maybe I need to say it in white man's language. "Please stop this tomfoolery at this juncture".

So, please don’t let Paris Hilton go to jail. This way I’m not trifling and lazy! I can just blame the white people.

On a different note.

Thank you Tonight Show with Jay Leno Angel!

I enjoyed meeting Laura and Lala from Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. Thanks for the chips

Guests;

Mike Myers ( The voice of SHREK, SHREK 2 and SHREK 3 ) who is staying at the ‘W" Hotel in Westwood, California. Tell him I sent you!

Floyed Mayweather… I don’t know, he was black he had a scar on his face and was very hard to look at. I think white people are trying to fool, me but you didn’t. That was Seal! So ha!

The Cat Empire was the musical guest. I loved the background it was made up of pictures of people who work for NBC. According to Kurt the Camera Tech/Music Critic, "This is a good band." I agree, they were Funk, Jazz and Pop!

I like to give a shout out to Kurt and Fast Eddie. I hope you enjoyed Cinco De Mayo. Hola! I wanted to know, where does your people get that beautiful fruit I see on the street? Do you all have a Underground Railroad? Just give me a wink when I see you.

If you tell me what location your cousins are at, I will spend my money at their fruit stand. We got to stick together.

Remember, if it aint broke don't fix it...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Y0-GLO...

I sit outside and I wonder why do I come to the show everyday. I use to have answer. To be a correspondent for the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno". But that has come and gone.

Every once and a while someone will mention a Mrs. Miller. She use to come to the show all of the time. I think she started with Johnny Carson. I have never met her.

Last week someone asked if the studio was haunted. I said, that is a strange question. Johnny wasn’t in the same studio Jay is in.

The same day as I was walking down the outside line making sure everyone has a ticket. A lady asked if I knew Mrs. Miller. I said no, but I have heard of her. She said that when Mrs. Miller died that Jay Leno paid for her funeral. I wonder if that was about four years ago? When I came to California.

As I right this, I have goose bumps. I wonder if Jay wanted to say something to her that he didn’t get to say. I wonder if Mrs. Miller had something that, she wanted to say.

I feel like someone wants Jay to know that they are okay and that everyone’s together. Now I hope a penny will slide up my door and I make a clay mess with a fine guy like in the movie "Ghost".

I don’t believe in that kind of stuff, but I’m out of reasons. Jay is a bad mother shut your mouth, if he is so loved in this world that someone wanted him to know that someone will always be looking out after him on this side. (Crazy I know) I hope no one believes this.

I think that Mrs. Miller wants her name on a piece of tape across the place where she use to sit. And she likes the picture of herself and Jay in his dressing room. When I see everyone doing there jobs especially the security, it’s bitter sweet because I feel like my time must be coming to and end. Jay is taken care of. Jamie it’s okay when you cry at your special place. You are loved, always. And they are proud of you!

Maybe my mind is just playing with me. Well hopefully Jay Leno is not mad by this blog, if any one tells him. Just think of it as a nice thought. That’s what I’m going to do.

I don't want any money from Jay Leno, and I don't have to be on the show, but if I could get on the guess list, I could work and still go to the show. If I ever accepted either one from Mr. Leno or The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, then Jay would never believe that my intentions are for good. Thanks!

Debbie (Producer/Cue Card writer) I am jealous of those tiny jeans you were wearing today. Everyone noticed. You looked great yesterday and today. I will find out what is going on with you.

I sat next to the coolest young Asian people. David, Cindy, Shirly,and Christina who are from Edmanton, Alberta Canada, Eh. They love NE-YO.

Officer Adler was good today. He looks just like John Tossel from the show 20/20.

Guests:

Can you impress Ed Asner? The first two people were horrible. The last lady who was 90 years old, was so good I jumped up to clap for her. Ed was flirting with her.

Thomas Haden Church from Spider-Man 3 was funny. The clip from the movie looked intense

Elsie McLean is 102 years old and hit a hole in one playing golf last month. Elsie was cute!She doesn’t eat vegetables and doesn’t like doctors.

Ne-Yo was the musical guest. He had a clear voice. I understood everything he was saying. Ne-Yo had his eyes closed during most of the performance.

The funniest people on the show were well over 80 years old.

Remember, you are as young as you feel…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is a mean old Lion…

The joke Mr. Leno made about a cat yesterday during his monologue was funny. Jay has the best writers. Jay Leno owns a cat. How nice.

Dear Jay,

I think it’s great that you like pussy
Not too many men in California like them.
I had a pussy but it ran away. I didn’t give it the attention that it needed.
Make sure you stroke your pussy everyday?
What color is yours?
Are you superstitious?
Do you care what color it is?
I bet you like your pussy black!
It’s amazing how I know these things!
In you book "Leading With My Chin" your pussy stories were hilarious.

Billy the Cig… Huckleberry Finn called and he wants his high water jeans back…

Jeff the wardrobe guy. I liked your friends, I can’t believe they were seated all the way in the back. Is that why you brushed the invisible lint off Jay’s suite 27 times? That was the most lint-less suit in the history of the show. Love Ya!


Guests:

Dr. Phil was good. Jeff the wardrobe guy. You bushed off invisible lint off of Jay and you couldn’t do anything for Dr. Phil who was wearing two different suits? Blue jacket, Grey pants and black shoes. Tisk, tisk. I guess you were hypnotized by all of the diffrent strips you had Jay wearing today. I got a little dizzy also.

Rove McManus is an Australian talk show host, who told a story about a monkey who picked his nose ate it and fell out of a tree. That is not the how it goes. There were two monkeys in two different trees. One monkey is digging in his behind, I mean really going at it. Monkey # 2 is just watching him in disgust.

Monkey #1 sniffs his finger passes out, falls out of the tree and the other monkey laughs. It is the funniest clip ever shone on America’ Funniest Home Videos. It is crazy funny.

Patty Smith was the musical guest. Patty Smith is a man. He had a great sound and… What? Patty Smith is a Woman? No way! You mean Patty use to be a woman. What! I don’t care what that was. Patty rocked it. The Shim was awesome! It sung a song and the chorus was " It's just a shout away! It's just a shout away"

I need "her" to wear a dress, some lipsick, a bra, something! "It's just a shop away! It's just a shop away!

Last night I went to an Ugly Betty Party and every one was nice. Except Vanessa Williams. She was the only one who wouldn’t take a picture with me. I guess I had on too many clothes for her taste.(Hustler Tramp! Playboy is much classier) Vanessa was beautiful but she is a Stank Heifer! Ha,Ha, Ha.

I also loved meeting the host of "America's Funniest Home Videos" who is also the host of the show "Dancing with the Stars".

Our thoughts and prays goes out to Ellen Degeneres. We pray that your back heals quickly!I love the Ellen show.

Remember to spay and neuter your animals…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell knows how to party…

Last Friday in the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno "line I saw a huge bus that said African Children’s Choir pass by. They were the choir that was used on the American Idol give’s back show. They must be performing on the Ellen show.

I think that it’s great that Live Aide and American Idol and so many people have telethons and give money to poor Africans who don’t, have money, and are hungry, homeless, and without medical care.

Wait a minute… I’m African, with no money, I’m always hungry, I don’t have a house, or medical. WHERE IS MY TELETHON!

For just 80 cents a day, you can feed a hungry African in Burbank.

Isn’t that cheaper! They get treated better than I do, because my family was stolen away from Africa. I can change my name from GloZell Green (my slave name) to GloZell Click Click Boom Boom.

I wanted to jump in front of the bus and tell the Mufahsa’s, don’t get talked into staying! You get nothing!

I don’t have to have a telethon. Just give me the money it takes to air one on television, or the money used for flying the stars in, with their entourage. I’ll take the money for the hotel rooms, all tech people, catering, etc. Just give me the swag bag given to all of the stars. I can save you money people! You don’t have to go that far! Take care of the ones YOU brought over here already. And no I don’t want to go back.

It must be guilt or something. Madonna and Angelina Jolie have issues. You want a black child, I have several cousins who fit the same build in Florida!

Angelina has to adopt from across the world, because if the child spoke English and had a television they wouldn’t go. Does Mattocks ever look happy to you? It was two years before she let that child walk. She carried him every where. Check the magazines. I thought he was handicap.

Angelina Jolie use to walk around with a vile of Billy Bob Thorton’s blood around her neck. Who is giving this chick their children? Dracula?

She shouldn’t be given children because she dated Billy Bob Thorton! She is out of her mind!

I have never seen her kiss Brad Pit as passionately as she kissed her own BROTHER! And that was in public.I won't even mention the fact that Brad was married when she slither over to him. I know how to control my big lips.

I’m going to start my own telethon against her! How is she the Ambassador of Peace when she doesn’t even talk to her own father? Get your own family together Angelina, before you hijack children for your personal Rainbow Connection.

(Sorry for the all misspellings but you know what I’m trying to say)

I have a party to go to right after the show today(4-30-07) so I’m not sure if I will get a chance to post tonight.

Remember clean around your own front door first…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is not a Stalker…

In the news, this morning I heard that Sandra Bullock has a crazy woman stalker who tried to run over Jesse James with her car. They both were just on the show not too long ago. That crazy lady could have been in the studio. She has to be crazy to try to run over Jesse James who makes monster trucks that can run her over.

I feel security is much better this week than ever before. But I just want to break it down just incase you don’t understand.

To all the high and mighty White and Jewish people. If you look down on Mexican people so much, why do you hire them to be security? That is stupid!

If you think Black and Mexican, people are so dumb, how stupid are you to use them to protect your life?

Is there an evacuation route in the studio if something happens? This is not for the dark people, It’s for you, White and Jewish people. Because ALL dark people know how to EVACUATE!

We are born with it. There never is an evacuation drill at King Drew Hospital. At Mt. Sinai, you better practice one. When something happens there, not one black or Latino person is in the building, not even a Black or Latino baby. Trust and believe.

I am looking out for you Jay!

If you get on a plane, White and Jewish people and there is not a Black or a Latino person…GET OFF! You are not safe. If you get on and the whole plane is filled with, Muslims chanting go Allah! And there is one Black or Latino person; you can sleep the whole trip. That plane is not going down. I don’t care how old or handicap that person is.

How retarded is it to know how to exit a plane? Who is going to take their chances by jumping out of a plane 25 thousand feet up in the air with a seat cushion? But they go over it every time you enter a plane. Not once have I ever seen anyone go over an evacuation route at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Is there one? Whites and Jews I hope your are reading this because we the Darks wont be there.

You don’t believe me? When you take a black person out, (we will say yes because you are paying) they will always face the door. If not, trust and believe while you are looking at the architecture or the menu, we have already spotted all of the Exit signs.

Guess What? We really don’t like you in general. We will laugh at your corny jokes and put up with you at work but that’s about it. If you stop paying, we won’t hang. Don’t ask if that’s true because we will deny it every time. As soon as we get home it’s " Do you know what that cracker had the nerve to say? Every one is prejudice when they get home!

If something happened in the studio, you will see how close of friends we are. I can picture Jerry the keyboard player saying "Hey, Kevin did you hear…where did he go? Hey, Vicky I think I smell smoke…where did she go? What's up Doc? My man Smitty, I think something’s wrong, I…Hey! We will knock you over to get out because you are just standing there trying to figure out what’s going on. Run first, ask later.

Dark people don’t need a plan because we will bust through a wall like the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull. (White people are laughing but the dark people are nodding and saying "That’s true sister")

Why is the head of security also in charge of telling the ladies with the big boobs how to line up to dance on the stage before the show? How stupid is that? Can somebody please think?

You need to be nice to the security guards and maybe one might look out for you. I bet that old Asian security guard, Jet Li Sr. or whatever his name is can take a broom and beat the daylight out of someone.

I was there when that girl jumped on the stage last year. It took a long time for anyone to respond? (Check the tape) That actor had to grab her, take her off stage, and scream cut the cameras, before anyone helped him. That is Unacceptable! Look at the tape! I was out of my seat before she got to the stage.

Jay played it cool but I bet Jeff couldn’t clean Jay’s suit that day. Jay do you have pepper spray or anything at that desk? Don’t live in fear, just be prepared.

To the one Persian/Armenian looking guy who works at the studio. Your name sounds like something a cat threw up, Iaaackkk. We all know that you and that girl that dresses nice all the time with the pointed black boots are involved. ( Those boots are great for getting roaches in a corner) Girl, you can do so much better than him! He’s a player and he is not all that.

Ms. Debbie. (Producer/cue card writer) Who were you being cute for today? Your toes were out (red pedicure, nice), Cute black leather jacket, tight white T-shirt (I never knew you had hooters). You have a hot little body under all those clothes. Rock it honey!

Guests:
Ross The Intern, who is love. Ross has lost weight with the "Show Celebrity Fit Club"on VH1. He looked good before. Now Ross is healthier.

Conan O’Brien told a story about how he was over Jay’s house and Jay went to sleep. That is exactly what I’m going to do IF he takes over the Tonight Show! Go to Sleep.

Venus Ramey who was Miss America 1944. Some old lady. I’m surprised she didn’t bake a pie.

Kings of Leon was the musical guest. They had so many fans. K. of L. all are so skinny and had on tight black pants. They were good! The lead singer is hot!

Remember, nobody cares about you more than you…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Otter Go…

Out side at 10:00 AM a white woman about 25 years old was talking to herself and was filthy. She had to be on drugs. I felt sorry for her until I remembered what my mother always told me. A dirty white person can take a bath, comb their hair and get a job quicker than a qualified black person. I wonder if that is true.

Dear Dirty White People

Is that true?
Is my mother right?
Can you get a job just by taking a bath?
Please take a bath, get a job and let me know.
Thank you
LoVe,
Jobless and clean GloZell

In line I met Holly, who drove me nuts talking about Kiefer Sutherland and his show "24" all day long. Holly lost her mom to a brain tumor, moved in with her dad to help him out.( Holly has two jobs) Somehow she has the best outlook on life. I was so happy when she got an autograph from Kiefer and a picture with Jay. Thanks Kiefer and Jay! Holly I hope to see you again! (Pictures coming soon)

In the studio

Greg (I have know idea what you do) I didn’t say anything about your Walrus like mustache. I didn’t say anything when you use to change into a suit before the show. (Like the camera was ever going to be on you) But please tell me that there’s a racetrack that I don’t’ know about, hidden in the NBC parking lot. Are you changing tires for Jay’s car in 10 seconds or something? That is the only explanation for that Red Budweiser Race Car Outfit you were wearing today.

Kevin Eubanks, Charlie Brown called and wants his shirt back.

In the lobby, the TV screen was showing what was going to be on the show. When Jay was doing his Sold or Not Sold, I had already seen it.

I was sitting next to John Melendez (who can read) I would guess everything before Jay said Sold or Not Sold. John was like" GloZell you are good at this. (Ha, Ha) Then I started guessing what items it was going to be, before the item was shone. John was so amazed. I think John took a bath to get this job.

Guests:

Jarod Miller and his animals. The best part was when these otters tried to make a run for it. One escaped and ran into the audience. I was cheering for the otter who was tired of the white man.

Kiefer Sutherland told this strange story about how an Orangutan raped him. Things must have gotten pretty bad after Julia Roberts left your behind at the altar.

Musical guest was Macy Gray and Natalie Cole. Where did they meet? The Crack House. This whole performance was strange. Why did two black women have two black women background singers who wasn’t really far enough in the background? One girl was so big. Big Girl would have been ok, but the other one was so tiny. Both of the non-background singers were in orange and looked like, Frick and Frack Pumpkin Twins.

Macy was high and Natalie had on a color too close to the other pumpkins. Natalie didn’t really sing she just made noise and at one point scatted. (Okay)

When I saw Natalie Cole, I was amazed. I didn’t know she could sing with people who are alive. Well, I guess there is nothing more dead than Macy Gray’s career. Both of them need a come back and couldn’t get anyone else. They need to go back.

Dear Natalie Cole,

If I started to sing, and my dead father started harmonizing with me, I would freak! Not do a whole album of HIS hits and sing with his hologram, 20 years after his death. What do you smoke?

Remember; just say no to drugs…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell gets cursed out?...

I am so glad I got in today. After yesterday, I thought I was going to be kicked out.

The security was so much better today. Every one was alert. The Asian guard asked a guy if he had a weapon after the guy kept beeping. That’s what you have to do. Great job Bobby Lee or what ever your name is.

Jack (# 1 cameraman) will you please wear those jeans you wore today everyday? I think that is was beautiful how the denim caressed under your gluteal folds. You must keep the jeans alive now that Mike the Stage Manager has stopped.

I guess Mike has stopped wearing his tight jeans because he is a new dad. Congratulations Mike the Stage Manager! Did your beautiful new baby inherit your gorgeous hair from the 80’s?

"Billy the Cig" I didn’t know you knew sign language. Billy is that the same finger you use to scratch your crack with before every the show? Keep digging Billy until you reach gold!

Bob Perlo "The warm up comedian". You are doing well. I love that you used the band in the pre show. When Mr. Vicky got involved, it was hilarious. Love her!

John Melendez walks over to me during the first break and said " GloZell, I’ve read your blog" That’s all I heard. I don’t know if John cursed me out or praised me because I was so shocked that he can read!

That’s great John, maybe Jay can give you a job.

Guests:

Leah Remin (King of Queens) has killer legs. She hasn’t lost all of her baby weight but she worked that dress. Leah is the type of person you want to be your friend or she will beat you up. Love her!

Adam Brody. Before the show, everyone got wife beaters that advertised his new movie. They only want skinny people to advertise because the tanks were so small. I will stretch and wear it, Ha!

Mavis Staples. Prince wrote a gospel song for her, the chorus was " God is coming back quicker than a dog in heat" No one bought it. What were they thinking? Mavis talked about it once on the Arsenio Hall Show.(This black guy with a triangular head, who had a talk show until Jay Leno blew him away)

Remember, learn sign language for I love you…

LoVe ya,

GloZell

GloZell talks to a Moron!...

Monday 4-16-07 I heard a guy say, "My knife got into the studio. The security guard saw it and told me I can’t take a knife into the studio. I told him it wasn’t a knife and the security guard said Okay". They were just laughing away. I didn’t see the knife but I believed him.

Thursday 4-19-07 a guest took a gun into the studio. (I saw it) There was a new security guard that didn’t even turn on his flashlight to look inside the bags or purses. If he had, he would have seen it. I didn’t say anything because I was thinking that if I tell anyone this person would know it was me and be waiting for me after the show.

I couldn’t sleep all weekend. I wrote a letter and gave it to Officer "S" the Monday cop at the show 4-23-07. I gave another copy to Andy the on stage guard AKA "The Hair". I wrote the letter because I didn’t want anyone to think I would put this on a blog.

Today Mr. "N" spoke to me about what happened. (I guess he is the head of security?) He didn’t say who he was but I was happy to tell him what happened. Mr. "N" said that if he saw a gun he would call the police right away. He also went on to say that he saw a gang member with a gun one time (not at the show) and he called 911. He said anyone with common sense would have told when it happened.

Mr. "N" you are an idiot. Even if you didn’t believe me, you could have said thank you for your information. The way you flip things around is the reason people don’t tell what they see. I don’t care about your stupid gang story. The only gang I was in was Troop 253 AKA the "Girl Scouts". Which seems to have been better training than you have had.

No bags or purses go through the metal detectors. This is unacceptable! You should be fired! The only reason this is on my blog is because; Jay and the staff need to know that they are unprotected and that you don’t care. I don’t talk to everyone, and I don’t hear everything but I bet I know more than you do. Now who do I go to?

I told you that I gave officer "S" the note yesterday. You asked me who is Officer "S". The cop who comes to the show every Monday! You didn’t know that?

Mr. "N" you asked me what is my job. I do the same as you… Nothing! But you are responsible for the safety of a lot of people and I am not. Go watch N.Y.P.D. Blue and take notes. Are you the chief of police? I hope not. If so, I bet, the inmates run the prison.

Later on today the security guards tried something new. They wand us down before we walked into the studio.(Great) My jacket beeps so the guy asks me to take off my jacket, he wands me down again. The Jacket beeped and it wasn’t looked at? Then they were pressed for time. Security need to come out earlier now. I guess its about money and you don’t want to pay them for the extra time it takes to make sure everyone is safe. Do you know how bad it’s got to be if I’m the smartest one?

I like all of the outside guards but it’s about safety and they do what the boss tells them.

Today’s cop officer "A" stood outside with coffee in one hand and talking on the cell phone in the other with his back turned away from the line for about 10 minutes. Then when he went inside sat down. Unacceptable! Officer "A"needs to be fired also!

As the poet, Alec Baldwin said, "You are a stupid little pig!"
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I'm glad I got that out of the way! Now on to the best part of the day!

I met Amy and John who got a picture with Jay ! They are from Massachusetts celebrating their 15th Wedding Anniversary !


I met and fell in love with Derek a, gambler from Monroe Michigan. I hope his wife doesn't mind. He is in town because his sister is getting married. Derek loves Bill Maher!


Guests:

Bill Maher who I love! He talked about freedom of speech. Bill is fair and speaks his mind. I respect him.

Sig and Edgar Hansen from the show" The Deadliest Catch". They got a little raunchy.

Amy Winehouse was the musical guest. Her voice is strong and people love her. I was blown away by how tiny she is. I’ve seen her videos. I bet she wasn’t even a size 2. Amy is a little scary looking but I think that’s her appeal.

Remember, do the right thing…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Go Green!...

Happy Earth Day!

In line today was a real Native American. Chief Marvin L Swallow and His wife Hiroko M. Swallow.
(Talk about Earth Day) They were so nice they hugged me and everything. It was like touching history. The Swallow's got a picture with Jay Leno and gave him sage and a rope to ward off negative energy. I think I have Native American in me also, my great great great grandparents were Black Foot. (All black people think they are part Native American. Go ahead ask the one you know from work, tell them I said it's okay)

My lunch came from the lovely Joanna Cunningham and her beautiful mother Toni Baughn. They told me I better say something nice about the people from Texas. Don’t Mess with Texas! I enjoyed meeting them.


I met this wonderful couple who loves Zola( the Production Manager for the show )I think they are four score and seven years old. I love them!



If the Tonight Show with Jay Leno wants to save energy. They can start by cutting off Smitty’s microphone!

Dear Tonight Show Executives

Do you ever come to the show? I know it’s hard to break away from the golf course. I would love for you to show up at 8:00 AM and see how disheveled the gift shop merchandise is as soon as the doors open.

Also, the vending machine was actually full today but out of order. The bathrooms need an air freshener because someone sharted and when I walked in, it smelt like Garlic Gorilla.

I would love it if you could tear yourself away from your fancy drinks, restricted clubs, happy endings, etc. and show up unannounced to the show. Sit in line, watch the show and reward the people who work hard and put fire under the ones who don’t. (Mostly the ones you have hooked up because they are related to you)

The people who do their job should get rewarded just as much as the ones who pretend to. Good workers don’t want to do their best because no one cares. (At this point, it’s you)

Take care and God Bless!

In the Ice cold studio, I sat next to my friend John Melendez. It’s a little scary sitting next to him. I’m always afraid John is going to have one of his tic fits while he is holding his cup and splash diet soda on my weave. Glo Zell to the No!

Bob Perlo the "Warm up comedian". I like the page on the stage thing. I see you are being creative. Please contiune to make up for the first six months of my "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" life.( Bob remember those days, back when you had yellow frosted hair)

Guests:

Zach Braff from the NBC hit show "Scrubs". He is so nerdy! I love him! Zach gave his autograph to Jillian who stood in line with her girls, since 6:00 AM for tickets just to see him. Thanks Zach and the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno"!


Pat Summit. The number one woman’s basketball coach. I didn’t see her due to the fact her outfit was the same color as her skin. Go Tennessee!

Joss Stone was the musical guest. I didn’t know that child was white!( Shut the front door) Joss has a great sound and she wasn’t wearing shoes. (White people love to walk around without shoes, I don’t understand?)

Remember, plant a tree…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell loves her some Bacon...

In line today I met Riley, who has been in therapy since 5 years old. She has a eating disorder and suffers from OCD. Riley told me her stories from fat camp. Yes she actually said " one time in fat camp".
The name of the fat school is Academy of the Sierras. Her favorite teacher was named Mr. Rourke who use to sneak her food. (he has been fired) Riley loves Hayden P., the cheerleader from the show "Heroes".

I was Anorexic for three... no four hours. I got hungry. I can't commit to anything! I wish the best for Riley and I hope to see her again. We had a great time, and ate hot dogs.

Also in line was Susan Dale who made the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" semi finalists" on a "Pitch to America" segment.



Dear Ervin,

Nobody likes you! All you do is show up and eat food out of the Green Room!
You set black people back four hundred years all by yourself. If I give you forty acres and a mule will you go away. I don't care if you are reading this because your memory is so short you won't remember that I said this.

Please take your medicine and leave me alone. You told me you work for the Tonight Show and I don't, and that you don't care if I write about you on my blog! Ha ! You don't work for the show. You use to open the curtains for Johnny Carson when he was the host. Guess what? That was 18 years ago! Jay doesn't have curtains, so take your old behind, get on your bike and ride away!

P.S. You are too old for the hip hop clothes you wear. Ervin you are pushing 70 across the street.

Guests:

Kevin Bacon. He makes me want to have a bacon breakfast in bed everyday. Six degrees of no separation.

Hayden P. who was so beautiful in person. Hayden has a great personality. I loved her clingy gray dress. I couldn't wear that dress because it would get cut on my cellulite thighs. Hayden you go girl!

Michael Phelps who is a world champion swimmer. He was humble, tall good looking and has big feet. I caught him checking out Hayden p.

The musical guest was Ok Go. Ok Go... away. once was more than enough!

Before the show was over, Ervin asked if I was ok. Hello? I guess I'm a part on the Tonight Show functioning dysfunctional family. I love you Erivin! (Great, I'm just as nuts as you are) But I'm not afraid to tell you off. We cool.

Before I got to my car I met Robin Maxwell who raised the most money using Kevin Bacon’s Six degrees of separation charity program.

Remember, give up things that bind you...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell