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Showing posts with label Jamie Foxx. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jamie Foxx. Show all posts

Thursday, May 31, 2007

GloZell the Magificent!...

My vacation is coming to and end! I traveled to Carson Park on Bob Hope Drive. It's right in front of the Ellen show entrance.

One of my favorite characters Johnny Carson did on the Tonight Show was "Carnac the Magnificent".

I am getting my monies worth out of this, Xhilaration extra large bathing suit from Target that does not fit! Maybe you would like to buy a bikini just like mine, click here to get yours!

I figured that it just as easy to tell myself that I'm hot as it is to say I'm ugly. So GloZell is hot! If other people don't think so that's fine. I don't have to join in and bring myself down. Life it way to short! I got a new attitude! Now it's your turn!

I'm just as hot as Tyra Banks!(okay, now you are pushing it girlfriend)
I should go see the top three movies, while I'm on vacation.



SPIDERMAN-3

SHREK THE THIRD





PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN "At World's End".



I think I got some Pirate's Booty

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno(aka GloZell's Boo) repeat is with Jamie Foxx and Jimmy Fallon. One of the funniest shows!

Jimmy does a political song about a car wash, it's crazy funny!

Jamie's best friend is Johnny Mack who is my friend also. Johnny is the hardest working man. He has a life story that should be on the big screen. I love Johnny with his locks. Johnny works hard and plays hard.Johnny Mack is a incredible writer.

Jamie Foxx is a Gentleman/Ladies Man. I'm sure that he got one or two numbers while he was at the show. Ladies don't think too much of it. Just like a song from the hit movie Jamie was in "DREAMGIRLS" it's "One Night Only".(Okay)

Guests:

Jamie Foxx was funny as always.

Jimmy Fallon very funny also.

Why would anyone put Jamie Foxx on a show then make him watch another comedian sing and play an instrument? That was interesting booking.

I guess it was cheaper to have Jimmy Fallon play instead of Jamie. Just put them on different nights. I thought it was a little Hmm….

You book two comedians on the same show, then make the BLACK one with an OSCAR who can SING and play any KEYBOARD go first without performing. So that the BLACK has to move over and watch the WHITE one SING and play the GUITAR. Things that make me go Hmmm..

The Oscar winner Jamie Foxx had to free lance with the Tonight Show Band.

Have Jamie go first. That’s fine. Just don’t have someone who is too similar, as the next guest. I have never seen two cooks, sports players, animal trainers, guest bands etc. on the same show. ( I hope you read that with attitude)

Peter Bjorn and John was the musical guest. I don’t think the girl knew to sing to the audience. They sang to each other. It was different and strange. It was cool.

Friday, May 18, 2007

GloZell is censored again!..

I was called out of line today to talk to the man over the talent for the show. I was told that it would be nice if I didn’t talk about the crew of the show because they are private people. (Fine)

These are the examples he said the executive gave. My blog entitled "Is Kurt Armenian"? And like the time, I talked about Vickie (the singer in the band). He thanked me for taking what I said about her down. I’m in shock because I didn’t know that the executives of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno was reading my blog. I didn’t know for sure that Vickie tripped off of what I wrote on my blog.

I didn’t believe that until today. I understand not using Kurt’s name because he is behind the camera. But Vicky, who has been singing in front of the camera for years on a National Television Show, cares what I write? I’m flattered…I think.

It’s NBC and the HNIC (if you don’t know what that means, ask someone who is black) Is being on the front of the LA Daily News bigger than I think? Or does NBC want to nip in the bud anything negative about the show, or is it really Vicky?

If I talk about Vicky, What’s going to happen? (GloZell you don’t know.) De blak pepols is gon met by de tree aftah de show, and figures outs how to mak you git. Des gon talk to de massah and yous gonna git . Des gon mak you git!

I hope she doesn’t think I want her job. I don’t know what to think about this.
I will tone it down. I couldn’t concentrate on what the man was saying because he was handsome. The hair on his head was black, but there was a white hair poking out through the middle of his maroon shirt. And I started thinking about his chest. He looks like he could be a game show host. His hands were so soft.

If I get into more trouble, NBC please send him again. Thanks!

Today is Stephanie's last day. You were a great Page and your off to make Millions!
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People I met: Eskasoni Mi’Kmaq First Nation. They are part of the Largest Mi’Kmaq reservation in Nova Scotia. The singer Fergie’s mother is from their Tribe.



I learned some exercises from Inkin the Chief Counselor.





Weiss, Humera, Humaira (AKA You know me) and Ahmad (who didn’t want to take the picture) They are from Virginia. (Bones) inside joke. They said that Conan would be a great replacement for Jay (when Jay retires) because he is so funny.



Julian and David from Fresno California. They were in line since 6:00 AM They can’t wait to see the movie "Shirek the Third". They told me it would be funnier in Spanish.



I was well rested before the show with Emily and Bill from the Grand Rapids.



Guests:

Jamie Foxx was funny as always.

Jimmy Fallon very funny also.

Why would anyone put Jamie Foxx on a show then make him watch another comedian sing and play an instrument? That was interesting booking.

I guess it was cheaper to have Jimmy Fallon play instead of Jamie. Just put them on different nights. I thought it was a little Hmm….

You book two comedians on the same show, then make the BLACK one with an OSCAR who can SING and play any KEYBOARD go first without performing. So that the BLACK has to move over and watch the WHITE one SING and play the GUITAR. Things that make me go Hmmm..

The Oscar winner Jamie Foxx free lance with the Tonight Show Band.

Have Jamie go first. That’s fine. Just don’t have someone who is too similar, as the next guest. I have never seen two cooks, sports players, animal trainers, guest bands etc. on the same show. ( I hope you read that with attitude)

Peter Bjorn and John was the musical guest. I don’t think the girl knew to sing to the audience. They sang to each other. It was different and strange. It was cool.

Remember; find the truth right where you are…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell