GloZell the Magificent!...

My vacation is coming to and end! I traveled to Carson Park on Bob Hope Drive. It's right in front of the Ellen show entrance.

One of my favorite characters Johnny Carson did on the Tonight Show was "Carnac the Magnificent".

I am getting my monies worth out of this, Xhilaration extra large bathing suit from Target that does not fit! Maybe you would like to buy a bikini just like mine, click here to get yours!

I figured that it just as easy to tell myself that I'm hot as it is to say I'm ugly. So GloZell is hot! If other people don't think so that's fine. I don't have to join in and bring myself down. Life it way to short! I got a new attitude! Now it's your turn!

I'm just as hot as Tyra Banks!(okay, now you are pushing it girlfriend)
I should go see the top three movies, while I'm on vacation.



SPIDERMAN-3

SHREK THE THIRD





PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN "At World's End".



I think I got some Pirate's Booty

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno(aka GloZell's Boo) repeat is with Jamie Foxx and Jimmy Fallon. One of the funniest shows!

Jimmy does a political song about a car wash, it's crazy funny!

Jamie's best friend is Johnny Mack who is my friend also. Johnny is the hardest working man. He has a life story that should be on the big screen. I love Johnny with his locks. Johnny works hard and plays hard.Johnny Mack is a incredible writer.

Jamie Foxx is a Gentleman/Ladies Man. I'm sure that he got one or two numbers while he was at the show. Ladies don't think too much of it. Just like a song from the hit movie Jamie was in "DREAMGIRLS" it's "One Night Only".(Okay)

Guests:

Jamie Foxx was funny as always.

Jimmy Fallon very funny also.

Why would anyone put Jamie Foxx on a show then make him watch another comedian sing and play an instrument? That was interesting booking.

I guess it was cheaper to have Jimmy Fallon play instead of Jamie. Just put them on different nights. I thought it was a little Hmm….

You book two comedians on the same show, then make the BLACK one with an OSCAR who can SING and play any KEYBOARD go first without performing. So that the BLACK has to move over and watch the WHITE one SING and play the GUITAR. Things that make me go Hmmm..

The Oscar winner Jamie Foxx had to free lance with the Tonight Show Band.

Have Jamie go first. That’s fine. Just don’t have someone who is too similar, as the next guest. I have never seen two cooks, sports players, animal trainers, guest bands etc. on the same show. ( I hope you read that with attitude)

Peter Bjorn and John was the musical guest. I don’t think the girl knew to sing to the audience. They sang to each other. It was different and strange. It was cool.

GloZell is censored…

Today about four little birdies told me that if I say anything bad about Vicky (The band Singer) Vicky is going to go to Walter (The head man) and get me kicked out of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So, I erased what I said about her yesterday.

I GloZell will not talk about Erivin. ( Who has worked at the show since Johnny Carson , Vicky, Kevin Eubanks, and Smitty.)? Smitty is the only one I don’t like.

Vicky I hope your album is a big hit and you sell millions of copies. (I know you will) But I won’t be buying one. Love ya…well, I use to.

It takes a "B" to stop a "B" and you win my Queen.

I was hungry and mad sitting outside today. I was sitting next to two girls who loves the band "Fall Out Boy" (The band is having a secret show tomorrow in Anaheim at a club called" Chain Reaction" under the name "Switchblade and Infidelity").

The two girls had a pizza and offered what was left to me. What little pride I had, I put aside and said yes. Right when I was finished with two pieces, the bus stopped and a young, white male, dirty and homeless looking got off and just stood there.

I didn’t want to give him my pizza, but I had two more pieces left. I offered one to him. He was slow to walk over but he took it. I felt guilty and gave him the other piece. He asked for the box and ate the crust from the pizza the other girls left in the box. I didn't fell like being nice. People in line were telling me how nice I was.

At that time, he wasn’t a white person who could get a job quicker than I could. We were the same, hungry. He was somebody's son, or brother. When I looked up, I didn’t see him. It was like he disappeared.

Elder Harris from my church(First Christian Church of NoHo were they film the show 7th Heaven) came to the show along with his beautiful wife Micky. The pages were so kind. They ended up in getting a picture with Jay and getting on TV.

Elder Harris had a classic car that he loved. It was stolen, so it meant a lot to meet a man who loves old cars.

Officer Maxwell today was the worst EVER! He was on the phone when he got out of the car and stayed on the phone while the first thirty people went though the metal detector. At one time, we were so loud he put his finger in his ear to continue his conversation. Then Officer Maxwell went outside to finish is phone call. Some officers think that this is easy overtime and The Tonight Show is a joke.

I’m tired of talking about security. Let Andy AKA "The Hair", or Mr. Confucius or what ever that old Asian guy name is, brief the officers on what they are suppose to do. I’m done. You don’t care, I don’t’ care.

I don’t know how Jay does it every day. With a smile, EVERYDAY!

Bob the warm up comedian is really giving his all. He is trying new things and it’s working, so keep it up. DJ Philand Bob complement each other. They cheered me up. When the show started the mood was a lot better. Jay could still feel the strange energy, it but it would have been worst with out Bob.

Debbie (producer/cue card writer) you looked hot again today. If I had your body, I would show up naked. The lighter colors look good on you. I’m going to figure out what’s going on with you. Work it girlfriend!

Guests:

Mitt Romney ((R) running for President one day soon) gets my vote because he was hot. His wife was hot. His niece Heidi and her husband Brian were hot. Brian is in the Guinness Book for jumping the highest on a Pogo stick, his website is www.Vurtego.com. Mitt’s family was in the outside line. Mitt Romney couldn’t get them on the guest list. They were very nice people. We ate at Acapulco after the show. My diner was paid for by two people who went to the show.

D.L Hughley who is…never mind he is black and I don’t want to get in trouble.

Fall Out Boy was the musical guest; they were wild and fun. They were bouncing all over the place. One looked like a Rock and Roll Jesus. Have fun at the secret show.

My Condolences go to the family of Tommy Newsom who wrote a lot of music for the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Tommy would also cover for Doc Severinsen who was the bandleader when Johnny Carson was the host.

Remember, Be careful how you treat strangers, for you may be entertaining Angels unaware…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell