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Thursday, August 30, 2007

It's a Superbad Summer Glo...

Today I met Summer and Keela. Last week they saw the movie Superbad and thought it was the worst movie ever. Summer plane almost left her, she spilled cranberry juice on herself, she dropped her wallet in a Taxi and didn't get it back. So she couldn't get on the train because she didn't have ID. and they forgot The Tonight Show Tickets.


Summer found my blog and knew who I was when she finally got to the show. They had a great time at the show which was good because she was crying earlier because of all that happened. And the guest were from the movie that she hated Superbad. It was great meeting you and next Summer will be Supergood!
Matt aka Wolfman came back today. He was talking to a lawyers office to find out information about a pre-nup in the event he and Natalie get married. Matt sings a song about this Natalie every time I see him. He will one day be on the Tonight Show singing his hit.

I started taking pictures of myself. I was in line by myself a long time.

Nice! But it's time to shave them pits.

Mean!

Crazy!

I also met Carolyn from Boulder Colorado. She went to see David Letterman in the 80's (Traitor!) But I guess it's okay, he was working for NBC at the time. And a shout out to her husband Mel who had to work...


The new Pages are great and they seem to get along well together. They all went to lunch together today. One of the new Pages said before we went in that if someone takes a picture they get a warning first then if they take another one, then they will be asked to leave. Well their were plenty of picture taking in the show today. I don't think that information the Page said was for the audience to know.
Also, there are new security guards training. It's not clear when do they stop the line to the bathroom. One Page will say no and the Security Guard will say yes and it just looks bad. To many new people not knowing the ropes yet. Things were going great I don't want the ball dropped. Thanks!
It was Africa Hot today. I thought until I met Waltraud and her husband Horst who live in Port Elizabeth South Africa. The heat didn't bother them. They have lived in SA for 37 years. Horst works for Volkswagen and the company moved them from Handover Germany to South Africa.

Maya and Dan from Toranto Canada.

Dan was so hot he stood against the doors to feel some of the AC from inside. Will from Atlanta joined him. So I jumped in.


Will is getting married to the Southern Belle Miss Cristall Aug. 2nd 2008!


It was so hot, this poor guy took some water and poured in on his head then drank the next cup.


I looked around and these young ladies who came to the show to see Mclovin from the movie Supperbad, and they had made fans for themselves. It was so hot. (Antoinette,Morgan,Stefanie,Brandi)


Mo Rocca visits Convention City: Minneapolis. The skit wasn't funny. In Mo Rocca defence. I saw him on Comedy Central and he was great! at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno people compare him to Ross the Intern. Mo Rocca skit has funny moments but It just doesn't work that well.

Michael Cera, Jonah Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse from the movie "Superbad". They were great. They worked well, the clip was funny. What I like is that you can tell that they are friends. They all clicked their cups together for a toast like "like we made it". I wish them all the best.


When Jarod Miller (Animal Expert) came on the energy was high. It was great to see the animals. The monkeys love Jay! The snakes made the "Superbad guys" jump. It was fun. Today was a great show.
Wilco was the musical guest. They have a great following. Women were screaming " I Love you". To them. Whoever does the sets for the musical guest should win something. They do a great job. Are the sets done by Larry? (He looks like a modern day Jesus with beautiful light eyes)
Remember, when the heat rises so do tempers... don't let it.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell


GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP!

Well, well, well Sen. Larry Craig

Dear Sen. Larry Craig,

You are a disgusting Conservative little fruitcake.
You spread your evil about gay people and then you are caught tap dancing for a pickle!
And this is not the first time! I don't blame you for wanted to be a gay man. I mean If God didn't love gay men, Why did He make them so fine, good looking, well dressed and so very talented!

Did I mention good looking. Man I was in Hollywood and all the men were so fine but they were all looking at themselves. NOT FAIR!

It's people like you who say terrible things about a group and you are the biggest hypocrite of them all. I should feel sorry for you because gay men don't want to be seen with you old ugly stank behind. That's why you have to hide in the PUBLIC BATHROOMS.

I moved away from Florida and away from some of the stuff I learned from "Christians" that didn't make sense. Like God hates gays. But then the sermon was love thy neighbor?

One time I was preached at after church in the pastors office because I wore pants to church. I played the organ. It was easier. While I was being punished I looked at all of the pictures of Jesus and his disciples and thought to myself. " They are all wearing dresses".

Another sermon,"The white man trying to keep the black man down". But the only pictures up on the walls at that church was white Jesus, Mary and Joseph.


I'm thinking God doesn't like gay people but I supposed to believe he use a whale and a donkey. that's supposed to better than a human being. Didn't add up.

Sen. Bannan Lover! Just stop! As Christian folks we are to include not pretend to exclude.
You STINK! It's not to late to turn from your wicked ways.

Monday, August 06, 2007

GloZell’s Headache…

8 AM Line Wolfman, who wrote a one song musical "Natalie" Wolfie also brought his Chinese Theater hand prints and sung his one hit song "Natalie" for everyone.


In the studio when I stood up for the show, I hit my head on the jimmy Camera. (No problem, a couple of guys on the side saw it. (Don’t worry I’m not suing!) Then when the Jimmy moves over the audience it hit me in the head and the guy behind me. (Okay still not suing.) The camera guy was so apologetic the first time the second he felt so bad.

I’m fine, I just thought it would be funny if you teased him about it. (Not Hank but the one who looks like Richard Gere’s fraternal brother. I don’t want him to get upset, just teas him a little. I like him! So I don’t want him mad at me, thinking that I told so he would get in trouble. PLEASE! I just froze because hitting my head twice was a fluke. I’m fine; he apologized more than enough. So I don’t want him in trouble just Joke with him.

In line at 11AM. I sat next to the Kvamme sisters from Washington. (Carol, Ione and Amelia) Carol collected the seeds from NBC’s flowerbed and she will have a beautiful garden next year.


Guest: Michelle Pfeifer was beautiful blah blah blah. Some guy who was from her camp was standing next to me watching her interview.

Dear Sir with Michelle Pfeifer,
I hope you enjoyed that last piece of gum in the Nation.
You smacked the devil out of it; I didn’t hear a thing she said!
Thank you!

We need to get rid of the ants on the cement outside. People are getting bit. (Only white people…they are Black Panther Ants)


Wolfman (Matt Daniels who also goes by Max) sang his song "Natalie again, and again. Then he went to his car and came back with…Natalieland the Puppet Show.


Jonah Hill from "knocked Up" and "Superbad" was funny. He talked about how he doesn’t have a girl friend and that OJ Simpson was in the same club as he and OJ took the girl that he was talking to. Well Jonah OJ might kill people but he doesn’t have a Jew Fro!

Other people who enjoyed Max at his 8 Am and 11 PM Showing of Natalie. (Joshua Duckett, Kara Mclendon, Chris Mclendon form Raleigh N.C. Kristin Thiessen (Bakersfield CA) Sine Menzel from Germany.


Dear Ross (the producer)
I was wondering if I could see
Your horse that you ride in on everyday?
I mean, that is why you love those Cowboy boots?
(I know you love me)

The musical guest Mims. I hope someone tells the rappers that the Tonight Show with Jay Leno audience will 1. Not wave their hands in the air (because they don’t care) 2. The audience has never heard of them. 3. The audience will not even pretend to enjoy their music.


I did however write down all the words to Mims song. "What?…Like Dis… What?… Gimmie Dat…What?..Like What? Your lyrics are beautiful. What does Mims mean Pigmy Rappers? The Jewish guy was taller.

I’m glad boyfriend is back safe and sound!

My sister mailed me a b-day gift...It's a Napoleon Dynamite Talking Keychain!

Remember, Mike the stage manager when you pull your hair back…you complete me

LoVe Ya,

GloZell