GloZell’s Headache…

8 AM Line Wolfman, who wrote a one song musical "Natalie" Wolfie also brought his Chinese Theater hand prints and sung his one hit song "Natalie" for everyone.


In the studio when I stood up for the show, I hit my head on the jimmy Camera. (No problem, a couple of guys on the side saw it. (Don’t worry I’m not suing!) Then when the Jimmy moves over the audience it hit me in the head and the guy behind me. (Okay still not suing.) The camera guy was so apologetic the first time the second he felt so bad.

I’m fine, I just thought it would be funny if you teased him about it. (Not Hank but the one who looks like Richard Gere’s fraternal brother. I don’t want him to get upset, just teas him a little. I like him! So I don’t want him mad at me, thinking that I told so he would get in trouble. PLEASE! I just froze because hitting my head twice was a fluke. I’m fine; he apologized more than enough. So I don’t want him in trouble just Joke with him.

In line at 11AM. I sat next to the Kvamme sisters from Washington. (Carol, Ione and Amelia) Carol collected the seeds from NBC’s flowerbed and she will have a beautiful garden next year.


Guest: Michelle Pfeifer was beautiful blah blah blah. Some guy who was from her camp was standing next to me watching her interview.

Dear Sir with Michelle Pfeifer,
I hope you enjoyed that last piece of gum in the Nation.
You smacked the devil out of it; I didn’t hear a thing she said!
Thank you!

We need to get rid of the ants on the cement outside. People are getting bit. (Only white people…they are Black Panther Ants)


Wolfman (Matt Daniels who also goes by Max) sang his song "Natalie again, and again. Then he went to his car and came back with…Natalieland the Puppet Show.


Jonah Hill from "knocked Up" and "Superbad" was funny. He talked about how he doesn’t have a girl friend and that OJ Simpson was in the same club as he and OJ took the girl that he was talking to. Well Jonah OJ might kill people but he doesn’t have a Jew Fro!

Other people who enjoyed Max at his 8 Am and 11 PM Showing of Natalie. (Joshua Duckett, Kara Mclendon, Chris Mclendon form Raleigh N.C. Kristin Thiessen (Bakersfield CA) Sine Menzel from Germany.


Dear Ross (the producer)
I was wondering if I could see
Your horse that you ride in on everyday?
I mean, that is why you love those Cowboy boots?
(I know you love me)

The musical guest Mims. I hope someone tells the rappers that the Tonight Show with Jay Leno audience will 1. Not wave their hands in the air (because they don’t care) 2. The audience has never heard of them. 3. The audience will not even pretend to enjoy their music.


I did however write down all the words to Mims song. "What?…Like Dis… What?… Gimmie Dat…What?..Like What? Your lyrics are beautiful. What does Mims mean Pigmy Rappers? The Jewish guy was taller.

I’m glad boyfriend is back safe and sound!

My sister mailed me a b-day gift...It's a Napoleon Dynamite Talking Keychain!

Remember, Mike the stage manager when you pull your hair back…you complete me

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Cholo it’s your B-day…

On the Pumpcast from last week, the first guy is my friend Richard from my church. He is a caretaker of his wife. Richard can play the piano beautifully. I was so happy to see him on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.


New TV in the Guest Relations lobby! Thanks!Where my dog at?
Bailey, the dog that goes to my church (5:30 service of course) drove by to check on me. He was later pulled over for a DWD, Driving While Dog!
Where my Gators at?
Kappa Sigma’s Thomas and Beau were in town for Matt and Karin’s wedding. They all graduated from UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA GO GATORS! That’s where I graduated. I told them about how I thought Jay loved U.F. because of the message he gave at the Gators pep rally "The Gator Growl" at the SWAMP my first year.
Beau is a second generation Gator. His family laughs at his father Roger because he has late night down to a science. First Jay’s monologue then click to Dave’s Top 10 then back to Jay with out missing anything.
Where my Cholos and Cholas at? John and his ever so perky wife Erin, brother Jr. and cuz Maricela. They are my homies. We chill in line waiting for J to the Leno.
Jay’s monologue was off the chain funny!

Where my West Side Canadians at?
Kal, Raj, Vruti keeping it real in the Leno line.
Guests: John Edwards and wife Elizabeth. Elizabeth is a better woman than I could ever be. She has cancer and gets treatment, while he gets high price hair cuts. Elizabeth is helping her husband become President. God forbid, but if I were she, I wouldn’t help him so he gets into the White House and I’m sick or dead then he finds a Monica or BROWN Rice to play with.

I would haunt his behind! God forbid. John's all good looking and tan and she looks like his mother. I pray that she is truly doing what she wants and not doing this for him. Elizabeth is a great woman or stupid one. I’m going for great! Time will tell!

Where’s my B-Day boy… I mean Man?
The Gators, Joseph and Carrie from Indiana plus Brandon who turned 21 today! His mom Go get em Vickie and Big Daddy Tom are from Texas they ae going to party in Las Vegas. We all sung happy b-day!

Guest: Maz Jobrani a Middle Eastern comedian. He was the funniest guy to do stand up on the show, since I’ve been coming. I still wouldn’t trust him or his family on a plane,Okay. But in the safety of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno studio that is on the ground…very funny! Alla is so proud of him!

Whitney and James love the "Red Jumpsuit Apparatus".
Guests: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus was the musical group. They all had this rock hair that they flailed around, except the lumberjack looking one. The lead started off with this weird dance. At first, I thought he was "special". They have great fans.

Where my colored’s at?
Meagan BROWN, Lynn BROWN and my sister from different parents Lindsey GREENE were on the guest list by the RED Jumpsuit Apparatus.


For some reason Bob Perlow the warm up commedian was standing at the exit causing a backup to get out. It was funny. Everyone was shaking his hand. I guess he wanted to talk to his fans. The bit with him and Jack the #1 camera man is funny!

Hey! How did Jim a Florida State "Seminole" Grad get in the picture?


Remember, Gators are # 1…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell GREEN

Glo Momma!

My mother called and this is how the conversation went:

GloZell This is your mother Gloria R. Green. (Why do you always say that? I know who your are.)I am coming to California, (what) I will be there July 5 to the 12. (What?) I am going to have a meeting with Jay Leno. (WHAT!) Yes, I don’t think he knows you are outside of his show everyday. It’s has been a year. He is going to look me in the eye and tell me why you don’t have a special seat and ticket or something. (You have got to be joking, please mommy tell me I’m being Punk'd)

(Ah, You are just going to… have a meeting with Jay Leno… Um,how is that suppose to happen? Please, just wait, I will visit Florida. You don’t have to come all the way here. Jay Leno is a very busy man; it will take years to get an appointment with him. He has people.)

Well from July 5 to the 12th, I’m going to be his people! I am coming up there and I am going to tell him my baby has other things to do besides sit outside his show all day. (I will do anything PLEASE stay in Florida) No! I will be their July 5 to the 12. I’m making my list of things to meet with Jay Leno about. (Welcome to my life)

Dear Tonight Show with Jay Leno
If you see a black woman digging up your plants and planting colored greens, please don’t arrest her. If this same woman has put up a card table up and is forcing white people to play a game of Bid Wiz, could you just ignore her? Oh yeah, she wants to have a meeting with Jay Leno. Have mercy.

Dear Lord,
Please help that my mother doesn’t sit in the Tonight Show with Jay Leno studio with her good church hat on! If not, I would love it if you can just take me to yonder. Please Lord, help that my mother doesn’t make me wear a Pollyanna looking flowery stupid looking church dress to the show! I’m a city girl now. Everyone is going to enjoy laughing at me! I’m going to be so ticked. I never, drink, smoke, or curse if that helps your decision.

People I met on holiday:

Fredrik and brother Mattsson from Sweden.


Guests:

Don’t try this at home segment was funny. The first trick didn’t work, and Jay helped mess up the third one. It was very interesting. Keep it!


Random kid at the Tonight Show Sign.


Cedrick told Jay that his daughter has graduated from high school and wants him to buy her an apartment and a car. I have seen his daughter. She looks JUST like HIM. Cedrick should buy that poor girl whatever she wants and then some.

Cedrick said that he wants a dramatic roll. Jay said that Cedrick looks like the dramatic actor Forest Whittier. He does look like forest without the broke eye. Is Jay trying to say that all black people look alike. That is not true. I thought Cedrick was terrific in the movie’s Big Momma’s House and Oceans 13.

I met a great father and daughter team Canyn and Joe from North Carolina and Becky, (a 1st grade teacher) and her husband Jason (who would love to work and Disneyland). It is their 5-year anniversary today!


Chip Foose was a good guest. He showed this green car that he designed. It’s called the Foose Coupe. When we were walking, out for the concert a security guard was taking a picture of it car on their cell phone. The audience wasn’t allowed to take pictures.

(Becky passed out Kettle corn before the show. Lindsy and Dominick the Belgium newlyweds and Ryan a student at Virginia Tech. and His wonderful Uncle Mike ate some.)


Fredrick and Mattsson didn’t like the kettle corn; they ate a whole bunch of bananas instead.

Kelly Clarkson didn’t disappoint. She has an incredible voice. My mother would have told her Kelly you have hips so do not to wear horizontal strips because it makes your hips look bigger.

Danielle, Joslyn Sarah and Ashley was in line very early to see Kelly perform.


When the first 30 people line up to, go in, we are in a corner against a door that opens out. It gets very hot. The row against the wall gets no circulating. It’s okay for a minute, but sometimes it’s five or longer. It can be unbearable. Just letting you know.


We did not get our souvenir ticket today!

Miguel (The NBC yardman ) gave me a cookie he brought back for me from Mexico.


Fredrik fell asleep waiting for the show. (How cute)
Remember know matter how old you get, you are always a child to your mother…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell