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Friday, August 10, 2007

Glo and her look likes…


In the morning line, I met the most beautiful girl named Caiti and her father Jef from Kansas City. Caiti is only 12 (and already looks like a heart breaker) I told them that you have to be 16 to get into the show. They thanked me because they didn’t waste their whole day. (See ya in a few more years Caiti)


I’m glad Caiti didn’t see Gordon Ramsay from the show "He**’s Kitchen". He cursed so much. He was funny. Gordon is a great guest and the food smelled so good. Jay always passes out the food to the people in the front row.(girls with big boobies)

Rainn Wilson from the show "Office" was funny as always. The crowd just loves him. During the breaks he would wave and blow kisses. I held a spot for Colleen and Kristin who I met yesterday because they love "The Office". I didn’t want them to wait in line two days on their vacation/celebration about Colleen being cancer free!


In line was Andrew Zuber from KNBC! He works in the NBC building and had to wait in line. He won’t have to next time. Andrew looks like he could be on the show "The Office". Nice meeting you Drew!


Wow I Markus from Hamburg Germany who looks like Tom Cruise and Craig Pratsch from San Diego who looked like Mathew McCohnahey (I’ll get right spelling later.


Boyfriend is taking me out to dinner and a show). They are great guys and nobody ever told them that’s who they look like. I couldn’t believe it. (Don’t go crazy like the real celebrities)


The musical guest Fuel was fantastic! The lead singer looks like a shorter rocky-er Joey from the show friends. I really liked them! They had a sticker that said "Fuel on Leno" on one of the amps next to the drummer. Cool.

I also met one of the owners of the world famous "The Common Italian on 8 park St. Belchertown, MA.She froze her meatballs off in the studio but is was worth it. She met Jay and won a t-shirt.

Boyfriend and I are celebrating one year of him putting up with me... And Jay Leno...


When we went to the theatre,


I found out that a show I was looking forward to, was no longer going to have one of my favorites, Carol Burnett in it. (Waugh!!!)



After the show at the Falcon Theatre, Boyfriend took me out to have my last ice cream - he promises me if I give up sugar, he'll buy me a new outfit. (Sniff, I'll miss Baskin Robins, they've been such good friends to me...) Met the Allsop's (aka Cheddar-heads) I met the guys at the Tonight Show earlier that day. Small world.




Last night Boyfriend lost something in the dumpster and he had to get it out. Instead of helping I took pictures. (He got so mad at me but I was laughing to hard to care)


Remember, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is on Hiatus for two weeks, pray that I don’t go nuts. I will try to go see Jay do stand up this weekend. I will be blogging!


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Friday, April 13, 2007

GloZell takes the cake…

In line today I met an oddly unique woman who baked Jay Leno a cake. Cindy was upset that she baked a chocolate hazelnut cake for Jay but NBC wouldn’t let her give it to him. Cindy offered to eat a slice to prove she hadn’t poisoned it.
Cindy tried to auction the cake off for 15 dollars before the show started.



Cindy showed me pictures of herself in different costumes like a bunny, Cupid, and Santa Clause. Cindy’s teenage kids Jasmin and Kevin didn’t talk to her at all in the line because they were so embarrassed by her behavior.

Cindy entertained me all day and I would love it, if she came back again.

I also met a very sweet, and successful black family from Louisiana, who gave me a gift. The mother was named Gloria just like my mother. Robert, Gloria and their son Michael got a picture with Jay. On their way up to the stage, Gloria fell.

Without missing a beat Bob Perlo, the warm up comedian, came over and told Gloria she should sue and own the show. Bob’s bit worked. He was very funny. Bob also messed with Cindy. In line I talk to everyone. We are out there for about five hours. When we get inside the studio and Bob plays around with one of us, it’s more funny because we all know each other.

(In the News)
Dear Jessie Jackson

Imus is still fired. I think you (Jessie Jackson) and Al Sharpton have a lot of power. Jessie, if you can call the head of a studio to get a white man fired, can you call to get a black woman hired? ( Me ) There is a double standard. Jessie and Al, you missed some other things you should have protested against. Protest should go both ways.

Like when Isaiah Washington, co-star of the hit show "Gray’s Anatomy", called one of his gay co-workers a fag, who wasn’t out yet. He said it twice, then he denied it. Isaiah didn’t get fired, he went to rehab. Where was the protest against a successful black man messing up a great job that badly? Isaiah is blacker than an ace of spades, and should be counted as two black people.

Jessie Jackson, I do appreciate you going to different black colleges, and black churches, talking about the black family, and how black men need to be more responsible and treat their Black Queen better. Thank you. I heard you speak more than once. You were great. I will let you go, because I know you are busy and have to get back to your wife of over 40 years, and your bastard child born to you by your secretary.

Thank you for your time, Jessie, Mr. Jackson if you’re nasty.

Guests:

Rainn Wilson was funny. (Next)

Orny Adams was very funny and good looking for a comic.

The musical guest was the "Shins". They were good in a throwback to the Beatles sort of way.

The outside line and the warm up were just as funny as the show today. Jay was great as always.

Remember, let freedom ring…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell