Glo Smiley...

Today

Miguel is back from Mexico! (He is the NBC outdoor yardman). He went on vacation to visit family and friends. His brother Philemon has cancer and has three weeks to live. He can’t afford treatment. Miguel said he is so sad about his brother.


If you happen to be a praying person, keep him in mind.

The first people in line today were Georgiann and Ken. Georgiann is Greek and was in two very abusive marriages. The men even abused the five kids. Steven her oldest son passed away due to anorexia and depression. Her 13 and 9 year-old vowed to help people so they wouldn’t die like their brother. Time has passed and the 13-yr. old is now Dr. Darin who works at St. Lukes-rosevelt Hospital Trauma Center in Manhattan New York.

The nine-year-old is now Dr. Ryan at Christiana Hospital in Newark Delaware. His field is Intervention Radiology.

Georgiann met Ken and after three dates got married and has been happily married for 14 years. Her advice to anyone in an abusive relationship is GET OUT, DON’T STAY!
Three times the charm. I wish them all the best!


Guests:

John Cusack was great! In his new movie he plays a very boring guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno…. That was real? Oh, I didn’t see the clip of his movie "1408", he had put me to sleep by then.

Tavis Smiley was a much better guest. He kept fussing with his left shirt cuff. And he had a cold because during the breaks he would sniff. His make-up lady had on a black and white Pokka dotted dress on with a hat. She looked like Miss. Sealy from "The Color Purple" the last scene when she burst through the church singing "God is trying to tell you something".

Life House was the musical guests. People I asked enjoyed them.

The best part of the show today (besides James Douglas Muir Leno) was Billy the Cig, Bob Perlow the warm up comedian, The pre-show dancers, the Tonight Show Band, The Pages.


The handsome guy who is over the Talent, he said, hello GloZell, the Audience and Debbie the cue card writer/producer and Scott (the head of the Pages) and Tony head of security and the guards, Jeff the wardrobe guy and more. There is something comforting in knowing that certain people are going to be there.

Jack the #1 camera guy didn’t do his bit in the pre show today! It’s funny Jack, you should keep doing it.

Where is Ervin? The guy who has been their since Johnny Carson. I miss him complaining about me!

Paul and Virginia (Jake the dog’s parents) gave Jay and myself a shirt with a picture of their Roles Royce. They also gave me two small notebooks that I can fit into my purse.Paul is a sit-com writer and Virginia demolishes buildings. They are so fun!


We didn't get our tickets back after the show. What happened?

The dog Jaylee didn’t make it into the show today. But had a good time in the line. I was happy to meet her!


After the show, Maria was standing outside the show with a sign that read "My husband needs a kidney" and my son is going to Iraq. Help me (909) 210-8892. It was an emotional day!



In the 8:00 AM line, I met Scott Burton who is a C.P.S.I. Certified Playground Safety Inspector/Instructor. Scot said that out of the last 2,578 playground inspections that he has done. None of them passed! Scott helps save the lives of children all over the U.S. 1-888-878-0244



Yesterday I was feeling like I wasn’t doing much with my life, I was feeling bad about not getting up the pictures on the blog, not having a computer or knowing how to put up the pictures on someone else’s computer, taking bad pictures, spelling mistakes etc. At the show, I meet people of all walks of life, some who really have problems to deal with. Keeps me humble. (Pictures up if I can, sorry)

Remember, What a difference a day makes…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Ole’ Miss Glo…

IN LINE TODAY…

I met Fred and Liz from Austin Texas who were on the guest list today because their son William (who attends Ole’ Miss) grew up with Kipp from the segment "Kipp and Kim" on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I told them that I didn’t like Kipp the last time on he was the show. Kipp was too angry! They are gong to tell Kipp that Glo said to lighten up!


Liz sister Leane made her a B-Day shirt to wear to the show but Liz refused. They are fun and very sweet people. They love to say I love you, and made me say it to their son who was on the phone. That was nice. I love them!



Roy(a Alice Copper fan), Miranda, and Alicia Cole couldn’t wait to call their wife/mother Tanya, and tell her all the fun they were having in the Tonight show with Jay Leno line!


Guests:

Samuel Jackson.

Amber and Ashley from Philadelphia enjoyed the show. Amber said that Samuel’s outfit was wild, but thought Samuel can get away with it because of his cool like that personality. I agree.


Samuel has sexy confident appeal about him. (I don’t think I have ever said that about a former Crack head.) Sam talked about his new scary movie. Jay said if you get a chill just standing in a room, then it’s a ghost passing through you. It’s freezing in that studio. I guess it’s the ghosts of NBC shows that died.

Corbin Maxey a 17 year old Reptile Specialist. He was cute, informative and entertaining. When Corbin brought out a huge snake, I was waiting for Samuel to say, "I’m tired of these MF snakes on this MF stage". From Sam’s movie Snakes on a plane.

Jessie Mailin was the musical guest. The majority of people I asked said that Jessie Mailin was good and did a great job.

Jake Doggy Dog came back to visit today. Jake is a Eurasian. (Isn’t that’s what Tiger Woods said that he was?)


I told Jake again today that he couldn’t go to the show, so Jake entertained himself.


Remember sometimes you just have to entertain yourself…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Available now: Sleep City "Lullabies for insomniacs" the New Hit album by Vicki Randel (Lead vocalist in the Tonight Show band). You can buy at iTunes, Amazon.com, CD Baby, and Wolf Moon Records.

Glo Day Mates…

The GREAT PEOPLE I MET IN LINE TODAY…

Debra Moore, (Her son got married Saturday at the Beverly Hills Hotel. A hot dog cost 12 dollars, and a hamburger cost 25 there.) Ruby Ford, and Diane Canning. Teenager Elizabeth Ford didn’t want to wake up or come to the show.


She sat far away from her family with her teenage attitude. She will NOT be traveling with them again. Elizabeth was very happy when she got a picture with Jay. Jay is bringing white families closer together…Ahhhh Thanks Jay.

A family of seven didn’t have tickets to the show and asked if I would help, so I got them some. They were grateful. AARON, Susan, Kathy, Nancy, John, Les, and Jeremy.


Jay was kind enough to come off stage to take a picture with them.

Guests:

Dear Tonight Show with Jay Leno,
The next time Terry is on the show (In three months on a slow Wednesday as always) Please have something for him to do that is believable. Terry is not an actor, so the bit about him having a girlfriend who he met at Wal-Mart, planted in the audience didn’t work. The flask planted in the couch before the show, while we were in the studio, didn’t work. Terry kept putting it back into the couch.

Have Terry on with a woman, any woman. He will flirt, and keep the ball rolling. Or have Terry on with Martha Stewart or someone who is going to bake or do a craft. He will cause havoc and make a mess, which makes for a better show.
Thank you.

Shia La Beouf was cute. He turned 21 today! He is in the movie Transformers. Maybe he can transform Terry’s outfit into something that matched! Terry had on a blue jacket, lavender shirt, red tie, gray pants and black socks and shoes. Maybe he did meet that girl at Wal-Mart.(Okay)

Charlene and her mother Arnella loves Terry Bradshaw. They were in my ghetto VIP section. (Two seat cushions)


Arnella saved her husband John from a bear in their yard in Eureka California. Arnella said she is going to send me something in the mail.

James Morrison was the musical guest. James looks like the Ratatouille version of Shia La Beouf. James has a great sound. I bet his album is good.

Tash and Alasdair who live in Australia, enjoyed the show but are die hard Conan fans. I will try not to hold that against them.


The Special Olympics passed by the show today.




Tomorrow my boyfriend Richard has put up with me for 10 months, we are going to celebrate tonight by going to a Jazz Club.(Pictures up Thursday, I hope)



Remember; make the world your research center…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Loves Paris in the spring time…

Okay white people you have done some things in the past but this takes the cake.
PARIS HILTON CAN NOT GO TO JAIL! White people can't start punishing other white people just because they deserve it. Who am I suppose to blame for my oppression!

White people have to be treated better, and not be punished; it’s all I ever heard growing up. White people are going to get off. White people never get into trouble. White Devil this and those rabbits did that. (Rabbit is when the white girls are hopping in front of black men and do other things like rabbits)

The white man is keeping us down! So, don’t go changing things now!

I didn’t say anything when Martha Stewart went to jail because she is matronly. But PARIS HILTON! Are you people mad!

Now what am I suppose to believe in… The Constitution! The Declaration of Independence! This is just wrong!

I don’t have a job, who do I blame? White people! I don’t have a house, who do I blame, white people! I can’t find my socks; I blame you for that also. Help me, hate you. For Pete’s sake.

If this continues, I might as well start dating black men again. When my honkey and I go to fancy restaurants like Denny’s, and if I stand far enough behind him, we get seated before everyone else. A sister be needing her perks! Okay.

Think about Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are going to be bored to death. What job will they have if they can't complain and march?

What are black people suppose to sing about during Black History Month. All I know is, everything is going to be alright over yonder.

Maybe I need to say it in white man's language. "Please stop this tomfoolery at this juncture".

So, please don’t let Paris Hilton go to jail. This way I’m not trifling and lazy! I can just blame the white people.

On a different note.

Thank you Tonight Show with Jay Leno Angel!

I enjoyed meeting Laura and Lala from Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. Thanks for the chips

Guests;

Mike Myers ( The voice of SHREK, SHREK 2 and SHREK 3 ) who is staying at the ‘W" Hotel in Westwood, California. Tell him I sent you!

Floyed Mayweather… I don’t know, he was black he had a scar on his face and was very hard to look at. I think white people are trying to fool, me but you didn’t. That was Seal! So ha!

The Cat Empire was the musical guest. I loved the background it was made up of pictures of people who work for NBC. According to Kurt the Camera Tech/Music Critic, "This is a good band." I agree, they were Funk, Jazz and Pop!

I like to give a shout out to Kurt and Fast Eddie. I hope you enjoyed Cinco De Mayo. Hola! I wanted to know, where does your people get that beautiful fruit I see on the street? Do you all have a Underground Railroad? Just give me a wink when I see you.

If you tell me what location your cousins are at, I will spend my money at their fruit stand. We got to stick together.

Remember, if it aint broke don't fix it...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Cheeks...

Today was a great day. I met Patti and Tom from Mentone California. Tom and I went to sleep on Patti’s legs because we were tired. They also bought me lunch. They were very nice.

I met Arielle Mcewen, and her friends Shyla, Jenna-Dean, Tara. They were young, good looking and on the guest list. I said let me guess, you know Bob Perlo. (The warm up comedian) They were shocked. (How did you know? They asked) Because you fit his type. Bob, I know some good stuff about you they sang like a bird. I won’t tell until Jay retires. So, you’re safe. (Pictures coming soon)

Not that I care, but some stupid person pulled the "W" on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" sign. The red and gold one. The "W" is loose.I hope it dosn't fall and hurt someone. (Not my problem)

I finally figured out Mike the Stage Manager’s behind sequence. Mike is relaxed until it’s time for Jay to cut for a commercial break. He clenches his behind very tight. So tight, he couldn’t let out an air biscuit if he tried. Mike counts down and he relaxes when Jay cuts to a commercial.

Wait a minute…I think I see Mike’s… it is!. I see his underwear line. Mike is cutting cheese on the right side. ( Ha Ha ) Oh that means… could it be true… Mike the Stage manager wears… Man Panties! I love it. You can get Man Panties from a lot of places. Target has them 4 for 15 dollars, in different colors for the manly man.

I don’t know why I like behinds so much. I didn’t know white people had them. I think I need to Out myself. I GloZell Green am a gay man trapped in a black goddess body. Oh well.

The on duty, Officer Rojas was good. I like him!

Guests:

Howie Mandel is the host of Deal or No Deal. I know one of the suitcase girls. It’s cold and they have to stand a long time. The show that airs is much shorter than the show live. The audience is stuck in the studio for at least 3 hours.

Howie gets frustrated and leaves the stage while people are still trying to guess what suitcase they want. Some contestants take a long time. That is life-changing money and they don’t want to mess up. I also heard that the producers for that show treat people like dirt.

What! NBC producers treating people who work for them like dirt! I can't believe it. (Not)

Howie Mandel has this thing with germs. I wanted to cough on him and watch him have a conniption. He is funny, and looks like a thumb. Who wants to touch him?

Bryce Dallas Howard from Spider-Man 3. Due to the fact that her father is Ron Howard. (I love him) I just can’t say anything bad. However, I will say if they had to shoot Spider Man 3 tomorrow. Spider-Man would need a little help catching her.

Alan Jackson was the musical guest. Alan was so sexy. He just stood and sung a simple song that was touching and beautiful. I give him the L.U.A. The Leg Up Award! That’s when you see someone who is hot and your leg goes up. Congratulations Allan!

Remember, inner freedom comes from what is true…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is a mean old Lion…

The joke Mr. Leno made about a cat yesterday during his monologue was funny. Jay has the best writers. Jay Leno owns a cat. How nice.

Dear Jay,

I think it’s great that you like pussy
Not too many men in California like them.
I had a pussy but it ran away. I didn’t give it the attention that it needed.
Make sure you stroke your pussy everyday?
What color is yours?
Are you superstitious?
Do you care what color it is?
I bet you like your pussy black!
It’s amazing how I know these things!
In you book "Leading With My Chin" your pussy stories were hilarious.

Billy the Cig… Huckleberry Finn called and he wants his high water jeans back…

Jeff the wardrobe guy. I liked your friends, I can’t believe they were seated all the way in the back. Is that why you brushed the invisible lint off Jay’s suite 27 times? That was the most lint-less suit in the history of the show. Love Ya!


Guests:

Dr. Phil was good. Jeff the wardrobe guy. You bushed off invisible lint off of Jay and you couldn’t do anything for Dr. Phil who was wearing two different suits? Blue jacket, Grey pants and black shoes. Tisk, tisk. I guess you were hypnotized by all of the diffrent strips you had Jay wearing today. I got a little dizzy also.

Rove McManus is an Australian talk show host, who told a story about a monkey who picked his nose ate it and fell out of a tree. That is not the how it goes. There were two monkeys in two different trees. One monkey is digging in his behind, I mean really going at it. Monkey # 2 is just watching him in disgust.

Monkey #1 sniffs his finger passes out, falls out of the tree and the other monkey laughs. It is the funniest clip ever shone on America’ Funniest Home Videos. It is crazy funny.

Patty Smith was the musical guest. Patty Smith is a man. He had a great sound and… What? Patty Smith is a Woman? No way! You mean Patty use to be a woman. What! I don’t care what that was. Patty rocked it. The Shim was awesome! It sung a song and the chorus was " It's just a shout away! It's just a shout away"

I need "her" to wear a dress, some lipsick, a bra, something! "It's just a shop away! It's just a shop away!

Last night I went to an Ugly Betty Party and every one was nice. Except Vanessa Williams. She was the only one who wouldn’t take a picture with me. I guess I had on too many clothes for her taste.(Hustler Tramp! Playboy is much classier) Vanessa was beautiful but she is a Stank Heifer! Ha,Ha, Ha.

I also loved meeting the host of "America's Funniest Home Videos" who is also the host of the show "Dancing with the Stars".

Our thoughts and prays goes out to Ellen Degeneres. We pray that your back heals quickly!I love the Ellen show.

Remember to spay and neuter your animals…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell knows how to party…

Last Friday in the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno "line I saw a huge bus that said African Children’s Choir pass by. They were the choir that was used on the American Idol give’s back show. They must be performing on the Ellen show.

I think that it’s great that Live Aide and American Idol and so many people have telethons and give money to poor Africans who don’t, have money, and are hungry, homeless, and without medical care.

Wait a minute… I’m African, with no money, I’m always hungry, I don’t have a house, or medical. WHERE IS MY TELETHON!

For just 80 cents a day, you can feed a hungry African in Burbank.

Isn’t that cheaper! They get treated better than I do, because my family was stolen away from Africa. I can change my name from GloZell Green (my slave name) to GloZell Click Click Boom Boom.

I wanted to jump in front of the bus and tell the Mufahsa’s, don’t get talked into staying! You get nothing!

I don’t have to have a telethon. Just give me the money it takes to air one on television, or the money used for flying the stars in, with their entourage. I’ll take the money for the hotel rooms, all tech people, catering, etc. Just give me the swag bag given to all of the stars. I can save you money people! You don’t have to go that far! Take care of the ones YOU brought over here already. And no I don’t want to go back.

It must be guilt or something. Madonna and Angelina Jolie have issues. You want a black child, I have several cousins who fit the same build in Florida!

Angelina has to adopt from across the world, because if the child spoke English and had a television they wouldn’t go. Does Mattocks ever look happy to you? It was two years before she let that child walk. She carried him every where. Check the magazines. I thought he was handicap.

Angelina Jolie use to walk around with a vile of Billy Bob Thorton’s blood around her neck. Who is giving this chick their children? Dracula?

She shouldn’t be given children because she dated Billy Bob Thorton! She is out of her mind!

I have never seen her kiss Brad Pit as passionately as she kissed her own BROTHER! And that was in public.I won't even mention the fact that Brad was married when she slither over to him. I know how to control my big lips.

I’m going to start my own telethon against her! How is she the Ambassador of Peace when she doesn’t even talk to her own father? Get your own family together Angelina, before you hijack children for your personal Rainbow Connection.

(Sorry for the all misspellings but you know what I’m trying to say)

I have a party to go to right after the show today(4-30-07) so I’m not sure if I will get a chance to post tonight.

Remember clean around your own front door first…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is not a Stalker…

In the news, this morning I heard that Sandra Bullock has a crazy woman stalker who tried to run over Jesse James with her car. They both were just on the show not too long ago. That crazy lady could have been in the studio. She has to be crazy to try to run over Jesse James who makes monster trucks that can run her over.

I feel security is much better this week than ever before. But I just want to break it down just incase you don’t understand.

To all the high and mighty White and Jewish people. If you look down on Mexican people so much, why do you hire them to be security? That is stupid!

If you think Black and Mexican, people are so dumb, how stupid are you to use them to protect your life?

Is there an evacuation route in the studio if something happens? This is not for the dark people, It’s for you, White and Jewish people. Because ALL dark people know how to EVACUATE!

We are born with it. There never is an evacuation drill at King Drew Hospital. At Mt. Sinai, you better practice one. When something happens there, not one black or Latino person is in the building, not even a Black or Latino baby. Trust and believe.

I am looking out for you Jay!

If you get on a plane, White and Jewish people and there is not a Black or a Latino person…GET OFF! You are not safe. If you get on and the whole plane is filled with, Muslims chanting go Allah! And there is one Black or Latino person; you can sleep the whole trip. That plane is not going down. I don’t care how old or handicap that person is.

How retarded is it to know how to exit a plane? Who is going to take their chances by jumping out of a plane 25 thousand feet up in the air with a seat cushion? But they go over it every time you enter a plane. Not once have I ever seen anyone go over an evacuation route at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Is there one? Whites and Jews I hope your are reading this because we the Darks wont be there.

You don’t believe me? When you take a black person out, (we will say yes because you are paying) they will always face the door. If not, trust and believe while you are looking at the architecture or the menu, we have already spotted all of the Exit signs.

Guess What? We really don’t like you in general. We will laugh at your corny jokes and put up with you at work but that’s about it. If you stop paying, we won’t hang. Don’t ask if that’s true because we will deny it every time. As soon as we get home it’s " Do you know what that cracker had the nerve to say? Every one is prejudice when they get home!

If something happened in the studio, you will see how close of friends we are. I can picture Jerry the keyboard player saying "Hey, Kevin did you hear…where did he go? Hey, Vicky I think I smell smoke…where did she go? What's up Doc? My man Smitty, I think something’s wrong, I…Hey! We will knock you over to get out because you are just standing there trying to figure out what’s going on. Run first, ask later.

Dark people don’t need a plan because we will bust through a wall like the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull. (White people are laughing but the dark people are nodding and saying "That’s true sister")

Why is the head of security also in charge of telling the ladies with the big boobs how to line up to dance on the stage before the show? How stupid is that? Can somebody please think?

You need to be nice to the security guards and maybe one might look out for you. I bet that old Asian security guard, Jet Li Sr. or whatever his name is can take a broom and beat the daylight out of someone.

I was there when that girl jumped on the stage last year. It took a long time for anyone to respond? (Check the tape) That actor had to grab her, take her off stage, and scream cut the cameras, before anyone helped him. That is Unacceptable! Look at the tape! I was out of my seat before she got to the stage.

Jay played it cool but I bet Jeff couldn’t clean Jay’s suit that day. Jay do you have pepper spray or anything at that desk? Don’t live in fear, just be prepared.

To the one Persian/Armenian looking guy who works at the studio. Your name sounds like something a cat threw up, Iaaackkk. We all know that you and that girl that dresses nice all the time with the pointed black boots are involved. ( Those boots are great for getting roaches in a corner) Girl, you can do so much better than him! He’s a player and he is not all that.

Ms. Debbie. (Producer/cue card writer) Who were you being cute for today? Your toes were out (red pedicure, nice), Cute black leather jacket, tight white T-shirt (I never knew you had hooters). You have a hot little body under all those clothes. Rock it honey!

Guests:
Ross The Intern, who is love. Ross has lost weight with the "Show Celebrity Fit Club"on VH1. He looked good before. Now Ross is healthier.

Conan O’Brien told a story about how he was over Jay’s house and Jay went to sleep. That is exactly what I’m going to do IF he takes over the Tonight Show! Go to Sleep.

Venus Ramey who was Miss America 1944. Some old lady. I’m surprised she didn’t bake a pie.

Kings of Leon was the musical guest. They had so many fans. K. of L. all are so skinny and had on tight black pants. They were good! The lead singer is hot!

Remember, nobody cares about you more than you…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Otter Go…

Out side at 10:00 AM a white woman about 25 years old was talking to herself and was filthy. She had to be on drugs. I felt sorry for her until I remembered what my mother always told me. A dirty white person can take a bath, comb their hair and get a job quicker than a qualified black person. I wonder if that is true.

Dear Dirty White People

Is that true?
Is my mother right?
Can you get a job just by taking a bath?
Please take a bath, get a job and let me know.
Thank you
LoVe,
Jobless and clean GloZell

In line I met Holly, who drove me nuts talking about Kiefer Sutherland and his show "24" all day long. Holly lost her mom to a brain tumor, moved in with her dad to help him out.( Holly has two jobs) Somehow she has the best outlook on life. I was so happy when she got an autograph from Kiefer and a picture with Jay. Thanks Kiefer and Jay! Holly I hope to see you again! (Pictures coming soon)

In the studio

Greg (I have know idea what you do) I didn’t say anything about your Walrus like mustache. I didn’t say anything when you use to change into a suit before the show. (Like the camera was ever going to be on you) But please tell me that there’s a racetrack that I don’t’ know about, hidden in the NBC parking lot. Are you changing tires for Jay’s car in 10 seconds or something? That is the only explanation for that Red Budweiser Race Car Outfit you were wearing today.

Kevin Eubanks, Charlie Brown called and wants his shirt back.

In the lobby, the TV screen was showing what was going to be on the show. When Jay was doing his Sold or Not Sold, I had already seen it.

I was sitting next to John Melendez (who can read) I would guess everything before Jay said Sold or Not Sold. John was like" GloZell you are good at this. (Ha, Ha) Then I started guessing what items it was going to be, before the item was shone. John was so amazed. I think John took a bath to get this job.

Guests:

Jarod Miller and his animals. The best part was when these otters tried to make a run for it. One escaped and ran into the audience. I was cheering for the otter who was tired of the white man.

Kiefer Sutherland told this strange story about how an Orangutan raped him. Things must have gotten pretty bad after Julia Roberts left your behind at the altar.

Musical guest was Macy Gray and Natalie Cole. Where did they meet? The Crack House. This whole performance was strange. Why did two black women have two black women background singers who wasn’t really far enough in the background? One girl was so big. Big Girl would have been ok, but the other one was so tiny. Both of the non-background singers were in orange and looked like, Frick and Frack Pumpkin Twins.

Macy was high and Natalie had on a color too close to the other pumpkins. Natalie didn’t really sing she just made noise and at one point scatted. (Okay)

When I saw Natalie Cole, I was amazed. I didn’t know she could sing with people who are alive. Well, I guess there is nothing more dead than Macy Gray’s career. Both of them need a come back and couldn’t get anyone else. They need to go back.

Dear Natalie Cole,

If I started to sing, and my dead father started harmonizing with me, I would freak! Not do a whole album of HIS hits and sing with his hologram, 20 years after his death. What do you smoke?

Remember; just say no to drugs…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell gets cursed out?...

I am so glad I got in today. After yesterday, I thought I was going to be kicked out.

The security was so much better today. Every one was alert. The Asian guard asked a guy if he had a weapon after the guy kept beeping. That’s what you have to do. Great job Bobby Lee or what ever your name is.

Jack (# 1 cameraman) will you please wear those jeans you wore today everyday? I think that is was beautiful how the denim caressed under your gluteal folds. You must keep the jeans alive now that Mike the Stage Manager has stopped.

I guess Mike has stopped wearing his tight jeans because he is a new dad. Congratulations Mike the Stage Manager! Did your beautiful new baby inherit your gorgeous hair from the 80’s?

"Billy the Cig" I didn’t know you knew sign language. Billy is that the same finger you use to scratch your crack with before every the show? Keep digging Billy until you reach gold!

Bob Perlo "The warm up comedian". You are doing well. I love that you used the band in the pre show. When Mr. Vicky got involved, it was hilarious. Love her!

John Melendez walks over to me during the first break and said " GloZell, I’ve read your blog" That’s all I heard. I don’t know if John cursed me out or praised me because I was so shocked that he can read!

That’s great John, maybe Jay can give you a job.

Guests:

Leah Remin (King of Queens) has killer legs. She hasn’t lost all of her baby weight but she worked that dress. Leah is the type of person you want to be your friend or she will beat you up. Love her!

Adam Brody. Before the show, everyone got wife beaters that advertised his new movie. They only want skinny people to advertise because the tanks were so small. I will stretch and wear it, Ha!

Mavis Staples. Prince wrote a gospel song for her, the chorus was " God is coming back quicker than a dog in heat" No one bought it. What were they thinking? Mavis talked about it once on the Arsenio Hall Show.(This black guy with a triangular head, who had a talk show until Jay Leno blew him away)

Remember, learn sign language for I love you…

LoVe ya,

GloZell

GloZell talks to a Moron!...

Monday 4-16-07 I heard a guy say, "My knife got into the studio. The security guard saw it and told me I can’t take a knife into the studio. I told him it wasn’t a knife and the security guard said Okay". They were just laughing away. I didn’t see the knife but I believed him.

Thursday 4-19-07 a guest took a gun into the studio. (I saw it) There was a new security guard that didn’t even turn on his flashlight to look inside the bags or purses. If he had, he would have seen it. I didn’t say anything because I was thinking that if I tell anyone this person would know it was me and be waiting for me after the show.

I couldn’t sleep all weekend. I wrote a letter and gave it to Officer "S" the Monday cop at the show 4-23-07. I gave another copy to Andy the on stage guard AKA "The Hair". I wrote the letter because I didn’t want anyone to think I would put this on a blog.

Today Mr. "N" spoke to me about what happened. (I guess he is the head of security?) He didn’t say who he was but I was happy to tell him what happened. Mr. "N" said that if he saw a gun he would call the police right away. He also went on to say that he saw a gang member with a gun one time (not at the show) and he called 911. He said anyone with common sense would have told when it happened.

Mr. "N" you are an idiot. Even if you didn’t believe me, you could have said thank you for your information. The way you flip things around is the reason people don’t tell what they see. I don’t care about your stupid gang story. The only gang I was in was Troop 253 AKA the "Girl Scouts". Which seems to have been better training than you have had.

No bags or purses go through the metal detectors. This is unacceptable! You should be fired! The only reason this is on my blog is because; Jay and the staff need to know that they are unprotected and that you don’t care. I don’t talk to everyone, and I don’t hear everything but I bet I know more than you do. Now who do I go to?

I told you that I gave officer "S" the note yesterday. You asked me who is Officer "S". The cop who comes to the show every Monday! You didn’t know that?

Mr. "N" you asked me what is my job. I do the same as you… Nothing! But you are responsible for the safety of a lot of people and I am not. Go watch N.Y.P.D. Blue and take notes. Are you the chief of police? I hope not. If so, I bet, the inmates run the prison.

Later on today the security guards tried something new. They wand us down before we walked into the studio.(Great) My jacket beeps so the guy asks me to take off my jacket, he wands me down again. The Jacket beeped and it wasn’t looked at? Then they were pressed for time. Security need to come out earlier now. I guess its about money and you don’t want to pay them for the extra time it takes to make sure everyone is safe. Do you know how bad it’s got to be if I’m the smartest one?

I like all of the outside guards but it’s about safety and they do what the boss tells them.

Today’s cop officer "A" stood outside with coffee in one hand and talking on the cell phone in the other with his back turned away from the line for about 10 minutes. Then when he went inside sat down. Unacceptable! Officer "A"needs to be fired also!

As the poet, Alec Baldwin said, "You are a stupid little pig!"
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I'm glad I got that out of the way! Now on to the best part of the day!

I met Amy and John who got a picture with Jay ! They are from Massachusetts celebrating their 15th Wedding Anniversary !


I met and fell in love with Derek a, gambler from Monroe Michigan. I hope his wife doesn't mind. He is in town because his sister is getting married. Derek loves Bill Maher!


Guests:

Bill Maher who I love! He talked about freedom of speech. Bill is fair and speaks his mind. I respect him.

Sig and Edgar Hansen from the show" The Deadliest Catch". They got a little raunchy.

Amy Winehouse was the musical guest. Her voice is strong and people love her. I was blown away by how tiny she is. I’ve seen her videos. I bet she wasn’t even a size 2. Amy is a little scary looking but I think that’s her appeal.

Remember, do the right thing…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Go Green!...

Happy Earth Day!

In line today was a real Native American. Chief Marvin L Swallow and His wife Hiroko M. Swallow.
(Talk about Earth Day) They were so nice they hugged me and everything. It was like touching history. The Swallow's got a picture with Jay Leno and gave him sage and a rope to ward off negative energy. I think I have Native American in me also, my great great great grandparents were Black Foot. (All black people think they are part Native American. Go ahead ask the one you know from work, tell them I said it's okay)

My lunch came from the lovely Joanna Cunningham and her beautiful mother Toni Baughn. They told me I better say something nice about the people from Texas. Don’t Mess with Texas! I enjoyed meeting them.


I met this wonderful couple who loves Zola( the Production Manager for the show )I think they are four score and seven years old. I love them!



If the Tonight Show with Jay Leno wants to save energy. They can start by cutting off Smitty’s microphone!

Dear Tonight Show Executives

Do you ever come to the show? I know it’s hard to break away from the golf course. I would love for you to show up at 8:00 AM and see how disheveled the gift shop merchandise is as soon as the doors open.

Also, the vending machine was actually full today but out of order. The bathrooms need an air freshener because someone sharted and when I walked in, it smelt like Garlic Gorilla.

I would love it if you could tear yourself away from your fancy drinks, restricted clubs, happy endings, etc. and show up unannounced to the show. Sit in line, watch the show and reward the people who work hard and put fire under the ones who don’t. (Mostly the ones you have hooked up because they are related to you)

The people who do their job should get rewarded just as much as the ones who pretend to. Good workers don’t want to do their best because no one cares. (At this point, it’s you)

Take care and God Bless!

In the Ice cold studio, I sat next to my friend John Melendez. It’s a little scary sitting next to him. I’m always afraid John is going to have one of his tic fits while he is holding his cup and splash diet soda on my weave. Glo Zell to the No!

Bob Perlo the "Warm up comedian". I like the page on the stage thing. I see you are being creative. Please contiune to make up for the first six months of my "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" life.( Bob remember those days, back when you had yellow frosted hair)

Guests:

Zach Braff from the NBC hit show "Scrubs". He is so nerdy! I love him! Zach gave his autograph to Jillian who stood in line with her girls, since 6:00 AM for tickets just to see him. Thanks Zach and the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno"!


Pat Summit. The number one woman’s basketball coach. I didn’t see her due to the fact her outfit was the same color as her skin. Go Tennessee!

Joss Stone was the musical guest. I didn’t know that child was white!( Shut the front door) Joss has a great sound and she wasn’t wearing shoes. (White people love to walk around without shoes, I don’t understand?)

Remember, plant a tree…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell loves her some Bacon...

In line today I met Riley, who has been in therapy since 5 years old. She has a eating disorder and suffers from OCD. Riley told me her stories from fat camp. Yes she actually said " one time in fat camp".
The name of the fat school is Academy of the Sierras. Her favorite teacher was named Mr. Rourke who use to sneak her food. (he has been fired) Riley loves Hayden P., the cheerleader from the show "Heroes".

I was Anorexic for three... no four hours. I got hungry. I can't commit to anything! I wish the best for Riley and I hope to see her again. We had a great time, and ate hot dogs.

Also in line was Susan Dale who made the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" semi finalists" on a "Pitch to America" segment.



Dear Ervin,

Nobody likes you! All you do is show up and eat food out of the Green Room!
You set black people back four hundred years all by yourself. If I give you forty acres and a mule will you go away. I don't care if you are reading this because your memory is so short you won't remember that I said this.

Please take your medicine and leave me alone. You told me you work for the Tonight Show and I don't, and that you don't care if I write about you on my blog! Ha ! You don't work for the show. You use to open the curtains for Johnny Carson when he was the host. Guess what? That was 18 years ago! Jay doesn't have curtains, so take your old behind, get on your bike and ride away!

P.S. You are too old for the hip hop clothes you wear. Ervin you are pushing 70 across the street.

Guests:

Kevin Bacon. He makes me want to have a bacon breakfast in bed everyday. Six degrees of no separation.

Hayden P. who was so beautiful in person. Hayden has a great personality. I loved her clingy gray dress. I couldn't wear that dress because it would get cut on my cellulite thighs. Hayden you go girl!

Michael Phelps who is a world champion swimmer. He was humble, tall good looking and has big feet. I caught him checking out Hayden p.

The musical guest was Ok Go. Ok Go... away. once was more than enough!

Before the show was over, Ervin asked if I was ok. Hello? I guess I'm a part on the Tonight Show functioning dysfunctional family. I love you Erivin! (Great, I'm just as nuts as you are) But I'm not afraid to tell you off. We cool.

Before I got to my car I met Robin Maxwell who raised the most money using Kevin Bacon’s Six degrees of separation charity program.

Remember, give up things that bind you...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo-Jaya

Hey do you know this hot Tonight Show Tech? Do you want to?
Please leave a message for Richard the Tech if you want to met him.

Every day I see this guy who looks like a lumber jack. I told him that I call him lumber jack. His name is Richard.

The next day he gave me his picture.
I am afraid.

The flowers in front of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno are cared for by Miguel and Guillermo. When NBC has In and Out burger delivered Miguel and Guillermo aren't allowed to have any.


Dear Billy the Cig.

You do not make enough money, or have the position, or the talent, or the power to maintain the attitude you have at the Tonight Show. You are a peon and should be happy that they let you run around looking lost every day. Don't you ever roll your eyes at me again you little Ross the Intern wanna be. You need to go to GNC and purchase some Smooth Move Tea and stay close to home.

Vicky (The Tonight Show Singer who never gets acknowledged. The band would stink with out her) had on a skirt! It looked good. You go Victor Victoria!

Guests:

Ross the Intern. I love him! I can't wait for him to have his own show!

Jack Black is funny! I think he was high. He always looks like he is ready to take a mug shot. If he washed his hair I wouldn't recognize him. I love his new show "Acceptable TV" and his music band Tenatious D.

Sanjaya who is very cute and becoming more gay, day by gay. He is off American Idol and wants to work in showbizness. Well, when he is completely gay, and if he's Jewish he could write for the Tonight Show.

The musical guest was Ok Go. They are a fun band. The back ground looked like red devil fingers blowing behind them. It helped take away the fact that nobody knew the song.

Remember, make use of your mind...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell can u spare a dime ?

I wasn’t feeling the best about myself because I was talking to a homeless person today in the 8:00 AM ticket line, who was dressed better than I was. He thought I was homeless. I wanted to scream, "I’m not homeless, I’m just fat and freezing"! I refuse to buy new clothes when I have so many, in different sizes. I just can’t fit them. I do need some kind of uniform for myself.

The people in line today were so much fun! We all laughed and took pictures it was great. Two people gave me their head shots and one guy named Tommy bit a dime bent it and gave it to me. He has been trying to get on the show to impress Ed Asner. Tommy is a real strong man who can bend steel of any kind.





The Tonight Show band played three new songs today! Hallelujah!

Jay talked about who Richard Gere who is in trouble with the Indian people because he kissed an Indian girl on the cheek in India, which is forbidden.

First of all, I’m glad Richard Gere is kissing a girl and not a gerbil. Second of all if Indian people want to protest, forget Richard Gere they should band together to stop Sanjaya. Indian people should grab Al Sharpton also, because Al thought he had the best hair after they finally buried James Brown, then poof! Here comes Sanjaya.Al is ticked off. I think Sanjaya is Blacian. Band together Indians and Blacks.

Guests:

Tobey Maguire. I have seen him three times on the show, talking about the same movie. Spider-Man 1-2-3. I have Arach-ni-boria the fear of boring spiders.

Tori Spelling. Money can’t buy you love, a pretty face, or a career. Her new show is so bad, they didn’t show a clip. I would have loved to see Jay pretend to have liked it

Dear Tracy,

the beautiful producer who is pregnant (and looks like she is going to have a girl, congrats!) for the love of all that’s Holy, please do not even think about wearing a dress as ugly and unflattering as the one Tori wore today. Tori’s dress hurt my feelings. Even Tobey didn’t stay to met Tori. I thought Tobey and Tori would have a lot in common since he did the movie, Sea Biscuit.

Just looking out for you girlfriends.

The cast of Wicked performed. They were the best! I loved them! I wish I could see the whole musical. They were lively and energetic. I can’t say enough!

Wow! Sunjaya just got kicked of American Idol. Indians and Blacks work fast! He will be missed.

Remember, dare to experiment with your own life…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo-mazing Grace…

Do you have a picture of Jay Leno, or anyone who works on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno"? Let me know, so I can put it on my blog.

In line, I met a terrific guy named Dan, from Minneapolis. He works on planes, has a hot wife, and two beautiful kids. Dan wants to buy a luxury car this year. I am very happy he got a picture with Jay.

Roberta gave Bob, the warm up guy plenty of time to get people off the stage before the show started. Roberta if you wear tight jeans we won’t even miss Mike. Sorry Roberta if I gave you too much flack yesterday. (Get it, Roberta Flack…I am so funny )

Debbie, a producer/cue card writer. If you want to know who keeps taking your red tic-tacs that you keep under your writing desk, I have a list, just let me know girlfriend.

In the ice-cold studio. I sat next to John Melendez. He always asks how my blog is going. I tell him fine. The first time I was flattered, because I didn’t know he even knew about my blog. Then John says, on his own, "I’ve got to read it". "I promise I’m going to read it tonight". This is like ground hogs day because it happens every time I sit next to him.

John Melendez is a l...l…l…liar. He should be happy someone is writing about his over paid behind. I googled his name and MY blog came up. I’m the only one in the world writing about him. Ed Hall gets more hits as the announcer for the show, than John does.

The Tonight Show band has learned some new songs this month. How was it getting together for a rehearsal after all these years?

Guests:

Tim Russert. The last time Tim was on the show was when Pamela Anderson was on. Tim asked Jay, "Where’s the starlet?" As ugly and fat as Tim Russert is, he better be happy the stars stayed on the city backdrop behind Jay. Okay.

Eddie Izzard was funny. I am thankful for that, because he didn’t talk about anything important. He explained how British people say things vs Americans. He has such small little feet.

Three Days Grace. The band had a great sound and they were good. But, they started off by saying that our hearts and prayers go out to the VT victims and their families, then they sing a song about "I rather feel pain than anything at all, I like pain and I like it rough". I thought that was a stupid song to sing after bringing up the VT Massacre.


Remember, a man’s word is his bond…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Sadly GloZell...

One moment please…

In memory of the Virginia Tech students who died today, their families and the family of the shooter. I pray for them to be able to forgive and continue on, in time.











Thank You.


In the studio, Mike the stage manager wasn’t at work today, so Roberta did his job. Mike tells Bob the warm up comedian, he had one minute, to show time. That gives Bob, the warm up guy, time to get the audience members that he has brought on stage, off the stage before the show starts.

Roberta told Bob were at 10. I was thinking wow, she gives a lot of time. Then Roberta starts counting down 10-9-8-7-. Oh my Goodness! 10 seconds until show time. Half of the people hadn’t danced for their prizes yet; Bob was throwing prizes at them telling them, Get off the stage! Get off the stage! I love ya Roberta, but Mike you are not in jeopardy of loosing your job. Okay.


I think Bob the warm up guy wants me. Since I have a man I will give Bob a little taste of what he can't have.

Bob, Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't Cha?


Guests:

Luke Wilson who was an ok guest. He talked about how he had on a stupid suit the last time he was on the show. He didn’t look in the mirror today. His jacket was short in the arms, which made his hands look like he was part Gorilla. Luke slouched on the couch and had a little belly, but he still has a beautiful face. A family from Make-a-wish waved Luke over after the show. Luke came over and shook their hands, and others people, including mine. I forgave his gorilla like hands suit.

Alexandra Wentworth, who I loved on the show SNL was great. She was so funny. Even Tony, the head of security, laughed. He never smiles. I didn’t know Tony had teeth until today.

Alexandra - girlfriend, you should wear control top pantyhose, do something else with your hair, and get those bags under her eyes fixed.

The musical guest was Lily Allen, from the U.K. Lily was different from the one hit rock bands I see almost everyday. She had quite a few fans in the audience.

Remember, to find compassionate alternatives…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell takes the cake…

In line today I met an oddly unique woman who baked Jay Leno a cake. Cindy was upset that she baked a chocolate hazelnut cake for Jay but NBC wouldn’t let her give it to him. Cindy offered to eat a slice to prove she hadn’t poisoned it.
Cindy tried to auction the cake off for 15 dollars before the show started.



Cindy showed me pictures of herself in different costumes like a bunny, Cupid, and Santa Clause. Cindy’s teenage kids Jasmin and Kevin didn’t talk to her at all in the line because they were so embarrassed by her behavior.

Cindy entertained me all day and I would love it, if she came back again.

I also met a very sweet, and successful black family from Louisiana, who gave me a gift. The mother was named Gloria just like my mother. Robert, Gloria and their son Michael got a picture with Jay. On their way up to the stage, Gloria fell.

Without missing a beat Bob Perlo, the warm up comedian, came over and told Gloria she should sue and own the show. Bob’s bit worked. He was very funny. Bob also messed with Cindy. In line I talk to everyone. We are out there for about five hours. When we get inside the studio and Bob plays around with one of us, it’s more funny because we all know each other.

(In the News)
Dear Jessie Jackson

Imus is still fired. I think you (Jessie Jackson) and Al Sharpton have a lot of power. Jessie, if you can call the head of a studio to get a white man fired, can you call to get a black woman hired? ( Me ) There is a double standard. Jessie and Al, you missed some other things you should have protested against. Protest should go both ways.

Like when Isaiah Washington, co-star of the hit show "Gray’s Anatomy", called one of his gay co-workers a fag, who wasn’t out yet. He said it twice, then he denied it. Isaiah didn’t get fired, he went to rehab. Where was the protest against a successful black man messing up a great job that badly? Isaiah is blacker than an ace of spades, and should be counted as two black people.

Jessie Jackson, I do appreciate you going to different black colleges, and black churches, talking about the black family, and how black men need to be more responsible and treat their Black Queen better. Thank you. I heard you speak more than once. You were great. I will let you go, because I know you are busy and have to get back to your wife of over 40 years, and your bastard child born to you by your secretary.

Thank you for your time, Jessie, Mr. Jackson if you’re nasty.

Guests:

Rainn Wilson was funny. (Next)

Orny Adams was very funny and good looking for a comic.

The musical guest was the "Shins". They were good in a throwback to the Beatles sort of way.

The outside line and the warm up were just as funny as the show today. Jay was great as always.

Remember, let freedom ring…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

G.G. is not P.C….

Thank You Tony (The head of The Tonight Show Security) for finding and returning my purse.

In line I was asked, did I think there is a doubled standard between what white people can say and get away with, and what black people can say and get away with.

The Don Imus thing is the talk all over the country. For those who don’t know Don Imus is a shock radio jock, who called some girls basketball team (mostly black, but what basketball team isn’t) some nappy headed hoe’s. And now he might have been fired.

Yes, there is a doubled standard. The Dave Chappelle Show wasn’t P.C. at all, but Jessie Jackson and his permed sidekick, Al Sharpton, didn’t protest that. Isn’t it worse when your own people put you down? (I hope your listening to yourself, GloZell) I guess since Dave’s show was funny, it was ok.

Dave Chappelle quit his show on Comedy Central, and turned down a huge contract of 50 million dollars, because he felt like non-black people were laughing at him and not with him. I guess degrading black people for money truly got to him. God Bless, Dave.


Dear Comedy Central

I will tap dance in a watermelon patch with a KFC bucket on my head, down a glass of Kool-Aid (Red flavor of course) while singing "Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care" for 50 million dollars! O-tay.

LoVe,

GloZell

(A Uncle Tom for the right price. I will skin and grin all de way to da bank)

I’m sure my family will have no problem with that. It’s amazing how forgiving people can be if you buy them things.

That is no different than most of the rap music, and the videos with the vide-hoes that go with it. Those videos that effluence young black people aren’t shown on the Klan network. It’s shown on BET. I bet they don’t care as long as the money is coming in. I don’t watch BET, and I don’t listen to Don Imus. Don Imus doesn’t influence young black people at all, but Rappers influence them in the wrong ways.

Guests:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus was sexy in a skintight black dress. Her interview was a little X-rated. First she talked about wearing panties and showed a clip of her spoofing the Britney Spears incident. After that, she told a story about a huge tortoise and a rock. Julia’s stories alone is the reason to watch the show. I’m going to watch tonight, to see if they are going to edit her pictures or her stories.

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. When she came out nobody stood up. She said ‘Blah, blah ,blah and I eat chocolate every day. I love her. On the way out there were protestors against her. Oh, well.

The musical guest was Relient K. They were good. I thought it was different how the piano was placed. Most people have the piano to the side so people can see them play. This guy had the back of the piano facing the audience and he stood up the whole time.


Remember, A mind is a terrible thing to waste…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

There is Gold and the end of the Rain-Glo…

I expressed myself in a poem. This is a piece from "I Love Jay Leno, The Musical"!!!

(Deep and moving words, by GloZell)


Jay Leno
My name is Glo
I watch your Show
In a freezing Studio
I am Negro


It’s always great when "Ellen" is shooting next door, because I get to play count the lesbian couples as they walk pass me. They are so nice and friendly, and they stop and talk. I think I have watched the show "The L Word "a little too much. I like Skittles but I don’t want to taste the rainbow.

Today, I entertained the outside line with my beautiful singing.


They like me they really like me!

The "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" story cards were passed out today by "Billy The Cig".


If you smoke and you see him coming your way, run. Billy the Cig bums a cigarette from someone everyday. Billy do you forget that you smoke? Billy, you owe Andy the on stage security guard about 75 hundred thousand dollars worth of cigarettes. So Billy, get your own supply, or even better, quit. Love ya, but I had to tell the TRUTH.

Wanda Sykes hands down is the funniest guest on the show. I love seeing Jay laugh that hard. During the break Jay ripped up his questions because Wanda just says what ever she wants. Her hair gets shorter and shorter every time she comes on the show. I think Wanda likes Skittles.

Jesse James had on a vest that looked way too small. He looked silly, but I wouldn’t say that to his face.

Ricky Lee Jones was the musical guest but I didn't see the act because I had an audition and had to leave early. I thought Ricky was a boy but someone said Ricky was a girl. Oh well I don't care I had an audition!
Imus was fired today. Imus I sure wished you called me something so I can give long boring speaches on national T.V. Oh the power you have Imus to bring black people who haven't been on T.V in a long time. I bet Woopie is happy she lost weight now that she is back on prime time.

Imus if you get another show please fill free to curse me out at anytime. It's GloZell Green, you can interview me at a Soup Plantaion near you. Please trash talk me so I can get some air time. My hair really is very nappy.


Remember, don’t try to change who people are…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell