Operation Glo-Leno…

In the 8:00 AM line, I was so tired. I get up at 6 AM to get to the line by 7 in order to be one of the first to get tickets because I’m supposed to be at First Christian Church Of North Hollywood (The Church they filmed 7th Heaven) At 8 AM.

I enjoyed Jerry and Sandy York and Glenna and Tony from Arkansas!


Everyone at Church is asking me "Is Jay going to really give you a job?" My mother calls everyday and asks, "What has Jay said today about your job?" It’s kind of nice that everyone is so interested. (Jay might get me a job scrubbing the Tonight Show with Jay Leno toilets…we will see)


Today’s featured musician was John Dixon who is the composer for a new show on USA called Burn Notice.


He also works with Bradford Marseilles (the First bandleader for Jay Leno) Oh the wonderful stories.

I taught five keyboard classes, and then I left to sit in line.


I met very nice people today.

Russell, Steve and Christy from Tucson and Atlanta knew who I was because they read my blog befor they came. That was so nice!


The Ward family from North Carolina needed four tickets, so I got them. They have a family member named Daniel Boren stationed in Afghanistan. I told them that I am collecting thank you cards to send to the troops. Operation Glo-Leno.


While people are waiting in line to see the show. Maybe some people will be kind enough to write a little thank you to our boys and girl’s overseas. They were kind enough to give me Daniel ‘s address so I can send cards and Daniel will give them out to everyone.

It must be so hard for a parent to have their child sent so far away. We can support the Troops, even if we don’t support the war. Thank You.

Kevin is so in love with Kristy that he was clipping her nails while in line. They have been married for four months. How sweet.


Jay looked great in his suit. (Thanks Jeff B. the wardrobe guy) During the monologue, a piece of paper was on Jay’s suit, on his right side. Then it disappears. (Watch the whole monologue you will see it) Jeff was going nuts back stage. I bet Jeff wanted to run on stage with "Lenny the Lint Brush" and party like a Rockstar on that piece of paper.

Aneesah was late but made it in the nick of time. Mo was worried! They enjoyed the show and have been happily married for three years.(They are from Maryland)


Guest: Bill Maher is the most American political comedian ever…that’s because he looks just like the National Bald Eagle. Bill Maher was dating this black girl named …Candy, Chocolate or Tootsie Roll (I forget). She look like the same ladydude that Eddie Murphy once knew.

Guest: Bill Maher is on the cover of this week’s Advocate (A gay magazine…That explains Miss Candy Roll)

Guest: Minnie Driver, who lives in a trailer park, was the musical guest.

Dear Minnie Driver,
I use to work at Michells Funeral Home
In Orlando Florida. One day Mr. Jefferson
Sat up in his coffin and went "ahhhhh".
That was the last day I worked at a funeral home.
Mr. Jefferson was more articulate than you were. Please
Drive your home in front of a singing coach.
Then quit singing. Thank you.

P.S. Your dress was cute in a Charmin toilet
Paper type way. (Is where Jay’s paper came from?)

I met the Schupman family before the show, but couldn't get a picture of them in their car, on the way out.

They're all from Dallas Texas.

Remember, The Troops…
LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell talks to a Moron!...

Monday 4-16-07 I heard a guy say, "My knife got into the studio. The security guard saw it and told me I can’t take a knife into the studio. I told him it wasn’t a knife and the security guard said Okay". They were just laughing away. I didn’t see the knife but I believed him.

Thursday 4-19-07 a guest took a gun into the studio. (I saw it) There was a new security guard that didn’t even turn on his flashlight to look inside the bags or purses. If he had, he would have seen it. I didn’t say anything because I was thinking that if I tell anyone this person would know it was me and be waiting for me after the show.

I couldn’t sleep all weekend. I wrote a letter and gave it to Officer "S" the Monday cop at the show 4-23-07. I gave another copy to Andy the on stage guard AKA "The Hair". I wrote the letter because I didn’t want anyone to think I would put this on a blog.

Today Mr. "N" spoke to me about what happened. (I guess he is the head of security?) He didn’t say who he was but I was happy to tell him what happened. Mr. "N" said that if he saw a gun he would call the police right away. He also went on to say that he saw a gang member with a gun one time (not at the show) and he called 911. He said anyone with common sense would have told when it happened.

Mr. "N" you are an idiot. Even if you didn’t believe me, you could have said thank you for your information. The way you flip things around is the reason people don’t tell what they see. I don’t care about your stupid gang story. The only gang I was in was Troop 253 AKA the "Girl Scouts". Which seems to have been better training than you have had.

No bags or purses go through the metal detectors. This is unacceptable! You should be fired! The only reason this is on my blog is because; Jay and the staff need to know that they are unprotected and that you don’t care. I don’t talk to everyone, and I don’t hear everything but I bet I know more than you do. Now who do I go to?

I told you that I gave officer "S" the note yesterday. You asked me who is Officer "S". The cop who comes to the show every Monday! You didn’t know that?

Mr. "N" you asked me what is my job. I do the same as you… Nothing! But you are responsible for the safety of a lot of people and I am not. Go watch N.Y.P.D. Blue and take notes. Are you the chief of police? I hope not. If so, I bet, the inmates run the prison.

Later on today the security guards tried something new. They wand us down before we walked into the studio.(Great) My jacket beeps so the guy asks me to take off my jacket, he wands me down again. The Jacket beeped and it wasn’t looked at? Then they were pressed for time. Security need to come out earlier now. I guess its about money and you don’t want to pay them for the extra time it takes to make sure everyone is safe. Do you know how bad it’s got to be if I’m the smartest one?

I like all of the outside guards but it’s about safety and they do what the boss tells them.

Today’s cop officer "A" stood outside with coffee in one hand and talking on the cell phone in the other with his back turned away from the line for about 10 minutes. Then when he went inside sat down. Unacceptable! Officer "A"needs to be fired also!

As the poet, Alec Baldwin said, "You are a stupid little pig!"
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I'm glad I got that out of the way! Now on to the best part of the day!

I met Amy and John who got a picture with Jay ! They are from Massachusetts celebrating their 15th Wedding Anniversary !


I met and fell in love with Derek a, gambler from Monroe Michigan. I hope his wife doesn't mind. He is in town because his sister is getting married. Derek loves Bill Maher!


Guests:

Bill Maher who I love! He talked about freedom of speech. Bill is fair and speaks his mind. I respect him.

Sig and Edgar Hansen from the show" The Deadliest Catch". They got a little raunchy.

Amy Winehouse was the musical guest. Her voice is strong and people love her. I was blown away by how tiny she is. I’ve seen her videos. I bet she wasn’t even a size 2. Amy is a little scary looking but I think that’s her appeal.

Remember, do the right thing…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZella vs Mothra...

Because I was late, I was sat in the back of the studio, and out of nowhere, this bird-like moth flew by my ear. I started to flap my hands around, and people thought I was having a seizure. I will be on time tomorrow. You don’t get attacked by insects in the front.

Guests:

Bill Maher is so tough on President Bush. I can understand not having respect for the man, but have respect for the position. I can’t really say anything bad about Bill because he loves black women. He doesn’t care if they look like a hooker off the street, he will proudly bring them to an awards ceremony.

The President likes black women too, he just makes them the Secretary of State. Brown Rice is good for you.

Michael Holmes is a guy who jumped out of a plane, his parachute didn’t work, and he crashed and lived. He was walking with two canes one of them had a cup holder with a soda in it. Why do white people do these things? That’s why when white people die they always have to be found. They are found in mountains, caves, out at sea, or inside some animal. Why can’t white people die from natural causes, like a drive by or something?

Then if white people survive, they always want to go back and do the thing that almost killed them." The shark, like ,came out of, like, no where, and, like, bit me. And as soon as I, like, get another leg, I will surf again". I heard that on the news for real.

You never hear black people say" Yo, I got shot on dat corner right der, and as soon as get my pimped out wheelchair, I’ll chill on dat corner again man, believe dat".

Sharks and Mountain Lions, and Trained Tigers have no ideal what dark meat taste like.

Rodney Atkins was the Musical guest. His voice and look was great. I loved his song. It was about how his son is learning how to be a man, not by what the father says but what he does. It was beautiful, I love Rodney!


Remember, train a child in the way they should go, and when they are older they shall not depart from it… or jump out of it…


LoVe Ya,

GloZell