No Leno for Glo…

I was pretty excited about going to see Jay Leno do stand up tonight. Someone I met in the Tonight Show line last week said that she will pay for the both of us to go see Jay Leno’s stand up act in Hermosa beach. I play piano for my church at 7:30 service so I had to get some one to cover for me. No way was I going to miss this opportunity.

This morning I went walking the whole time, I was thinking "I couldn’t wait to see Jay Leno do standup"! I didn’t know how different it was going to be. If anyone form the Tonight Show worked there. I hadn’t been in a comedy club in a long time. Because of passed horrors. But I was ready to go and enjoy myself.

It would have worked out great because The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is on Hiatus for two weeks. The nice lady called today and said "It’s my day off and I think I’m going to the beach so I will just make arrangements later. I’m good on my word. I’ll get ticket another Sunday.

GloZell == Well I just can’t take off work again. I don’t have that many people who can and are willing to play music for a late service.

Lady == Oh I thought you didn’t work so I figured we will go another time.

GloZell == It’s fine, thanks anyway, take care and enjoy the beach.

Here’s the thing, Im not easy to get angry. So, I’m not angry. I can’t get mad at someone who was doing me a favor or being nice even if they fell through or not. However, I’m not a person who gives second chances.

If this lady come back to the Tonight Show I would be happy to hold a spot for her or anything that I would do for anyone else. No hard feelings. It’s not right to just up and change plans the day of. It would have been more helpful if she had thought of this yesterday.

I called Luis Oliart who is a great guitarist and told him he didn’t have to cover for me if he didn’t want to. Luis has had a rehearsal with a singer and a drummer so he is going to play tonight. I know it will be great.

I just have to get out of this country bumpkin mentality. Nice people go to heaven but they don’t get much on earth seems like.
I just have to spend more time with GloZell. Why do I care so much about Jay Leno? I can’t get mad that he doesn’t give to poots about me. I need to face the music. Sitting at the Tonight Show ain’t doing a cotton picking thing. I still feel like maybe I will have a light bulb moment and think of what to do with myself at the T. Show.

One day I will learn that people will say anything and have no respect for your time. On the other hand, you are allowed to change, you mind about anything you want whenever you want.

I kind of admire the lady because I would have gone on with the plans only because I had said I would. It’s kind of… Gutsy? That she didn’t feel obligated to keep her word because there was something else she rather do. She will get ticket another time.

I just don’t think I would go with her because of today. Whatever. If you want something done, do it. If you want to go somewhere do it y our self. I can’t get mad at her; I would have to get mad at myself first.

When you struggle through college and graduate, when someone has pledge to be with you through sickness and health till death do you part, then divorce you, when your father has passed away, when you need a place to stay in california and the person you ask who you thought was your friend from your hometown says’" I need my space and I have to check with my inner child", when you know you have something great to offer the world and just haven’t been exposed to the right person and time is just ticking away.

When I sit and watch The Tonight Show with Jay Leno looking at people doing what I want to do or be a part of. And most of them don’t even care about their jobs or don’t realize how important they are to the T.S. experience. And your mother is doing her best to help you.

Not too much else can really bother you.

Yesterday at my elders meeting we prayed for someone at the chuch who as AIDS. I was shocked. I didn't know I knew someone who has AIDS. You can't look at them and tell.

What’s a ticket to see Jay Leno? I see Jay everyday! One day he will aske for tickets to see my show. When you put your life in prospective, some things just aren’t that serious.

I hope she has fun at the beach.

Remember, When someone shows himself or herself to you, believe them.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Day Mates…

The GREAT PEOPLE I MET IN LINE TODAY…

Debra Moore, (Her son got married Saturday at the Beverly Hills Hotel. A hot dog cost 12 dollars, and a hamburger cost 25 there.) Ruby Ford, and Diane Canning. Teenager Elizabeth Ford didn’t want to wake up or come to the show.


She sat far away from her family with her teenage attitude. She will NOT be traveling with them again. Elizabeth was very happy when she got a picture with Jay. Jay is bringing white families closer together…Ahhhh Thanks Jay.

A family of seven didn’t have tickets to the show and asked if I would help, so I got them some. They were grateful. AARON, Susan, Kathy, Nancy, John, Les, and Jeremy.


Jay was kind enough to come off stage to take a picture with them.

Guests:

Dear Tonight Show with Jay Leno,
The next time Terry is on the show (In three months on a slow Wednesday as always) Please have something for him to do that is believable. Terry is not an actor, so the bit about him having a girlfriend who he met at Wal-Mart, planted in the audience didn’t work. The flask planted in the couch before the show, while we were in the studio, didn’t work. Terry kept putting it back into the couch.

Have Terry on with a woman, any woman. He will flirt, and keep the ball rolling. Or have Terry on with Martha Stewart or someone who is going to bake or do a craft. He will cause havoc and make a mess, which makes for a better show.
Thank you.

Shia La Beouf was cute. He turned 21 today! He is in the movie Transformers. Maybe he can transform Terry’s outfit into something that matched! Terry had on a blue jacket, lavender shirt, red tie, gray pants and black socks and shoes. Maybe he did meet that girl at Wal-Mart.(Okay)

Charlene and her mother Arnella loves Terry Bradshaw. They were in my ghetto VIP section. (Two seat cushions)


Arnella saved her husband John from a bear in their yard in Eureka California. Arnella said she is going to send me something in the mail.

James Morrison was the musical guest. James looks like the Ratatouille version of Shia La Beouf. James has a great sound. I bet his album is good.

Tash and Alasdair who live in Australia, enjoyed the show but are die hard Conan fans. I will try not to hold that against them.


The Special Olympics passed by the show today.




Tomorrow my boyfriend Richard has put up with me for 10 months, we are going to celebrate tonight by going to a Jazz Club.(Pictures up Thursday, I hope)



Remember; make the world your research center…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo says thanks to CBS Studio…

In July, I will be teaching VBS (Vacation Bible School) for a week. I’ve been worried about getting into the show that week. Yesterday a lady named Virginia whose daughter works for CBS Studios went to a silent auction and thought of me.
She purchased A Tonight Show with Jay Leno hat, autographed T-shirt, autographed picture and two passes to use any day for the show. Thanks! CBS =1 point NBC =0.

There are Elders at my church that are willing to sit and hold a spot for me during the other four days of that week. I just don’t know how to say thanks.

PEOPLE I MET IN LINE TODAY

AMANDA: Amanda is in love with John Mayer and has followed him to his last five concerts. She dosn't like his feet. Amanda saw William Shatner, Sarah Silverman, at his concert last night. Amanda has "Borderline Personality Disorder" and she said she would fight anyone who gets in her way of Mayer. Amanda works at Nordstrom’s at the makeup counter for NARS.

Stephanie met Amanda during their love for N-sync. Stephanie tatted her back.Stephanie thinks that John Mayer is too thin. She is glad that John dumped Jessica Simpson, and loves the way he jams on the guitar. Steph has met Justin Timberlake and he acted like a hole towards her.Right when I was talking to Stephanie. I noticed that Amanda went under the caution tape to get closer to John during his rehearsal.
Guests:

Wanda Sykes. The audience loves her. I liked that she was dressed conservative with a hit of sexy. (She has on killer heels). Wanda has a blonde tapered Afro hairstyle. She talked about where she slapped her hot wax girl. Love her!

7-year old Quadruplets. They looked a like. Jay made faces and made them laugh when we were outside for the concert. Jay is great with kids ( No, I don’t want to have Jay’s strong chin gray Afro babies)

John Mayer was thin but he looked and sounded good. Vicky (band singer) came out to hear him. John’s band is the strangest collection of people. Everyone enjoyed him.

Amanda and Stephanie rocking to John’s rehearsal.
Matt who turned 16 today (same birthday as his mother, and his brothers) his grandparents took Maryann and Carl took him to the show. I told them to be in the second line anytime before 2 pm. they, came at 2:19. They didn’t make it into the show but they made my blog. Happy B-day anyway!

I met Lori! The page Matt’s mom. I saw her Friday in this cute black top and today she was working it again. She looks to young to be Matt’s mother. I bet all Matt’s friends wanted to come over to his house. Lori it was my pleasure meeting you. You have a great son and an awesome personality. Stay hot!


Remember, Keep waiting, waiting for the world to change…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo, its Jay’s Quinceañera!...

Happy 15 years on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Can’t wait for 20.

In was in line at 7:30 AM for tickets. A man was yelling into his phone. "She won’t sell me the house! She is not getting my daughter! Ect.

(Here we are breaking bread together)

John Ph.D. is going through a bitter divorce. He is a Professor of Communication at a college in Florida.

His wife (who John said was too media ignorant to find this blog) won’t sell him their house, which he is offering more than what it’s worth to her, so that their 3 year old daughter doesn’t have to move. He want’s custody.

His wife is a License Mental Health Counselor. John has been proven innocent of abuse to his wife. John fired his lawyer after he got his Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tickets.

And got a new lawyer before the show started.

I also met:

Susan who was trimming her hair in line. Susan is divorce after 23 years of marriage and now she has a great boyfriend who is going to take her up in a hot air balloon.Her sister Debby was fired from her job after 15 years because her boss is short and he started dating a female cop who didn’t like her. Debby lives next door to her sister Susan in Chatsworth California. Debby divorced after 17 years and is now on the market.
Susan and Debby started a fashion dog on-line service. www.blisspets.com.

Sean and Joe who likes the guitar playing of Stuttering John! (What!) They said that John Melendez is a great guitar player and they like his album. (I have heard it all!)(Sean, GloZell and Joe the Rocket Scientist)

Sean makes and sells political apparel by day, and delivers pizzas by night. (Hey do what you got to do) www.politicsunusual.net

(Why did they have me hold up the BLACK t-shirt? That's a pretty political statement!)

Joe (graduate of MIT) works for NASA and goes to the National Board Game Convention three times a year. He is literally a Rocket Scientist. (That’s hot) Their mother Cathy is proud of both of them.

Bash Gupta originally from India, now lives in California. He watches Jay Leno every night but he prefers Johnny Carson. Bash was with his co-workers Silvia and Sandra.
Bash works for Burger King. His boss also owns 4 Popeye’s Chicken restaurants. John Ph.D. felt better after the Chicken.

Jay’s fans continue with Linda, Jenny Mikki and Rita. Rita got a picture with Jay in Merrillville Indiana and put the picture on a pin. Rita want’s Iron Jay back!


Guests:

Jay’s monologue had some hot jokes and some that missed.

The audience asked questions segment was great. Very funny. People like to see Jay do mock interviews, characters. Do more with Jay!

Dennis miller is a great guest. You never know what he is going to say and some of it has to censored. I don’t like him! I would NEVER pay to see him. He was booed off the stage at University of Florida’s Pep rally "The Gator Growl" when I was there.

Dennis has a gut, but has not changed his jacket size accordingly. Dennis had his jacket buttoned and when he sat, I heard the cries of his poor button holding on for dear life.

ROSS THE INTERN: He was hot. I’m going to ask him to be my baby’s momma!
He has lost weight on the show "Celebrity Fit Club" but not his humor. I only wish the best for him. Love Ross forever!I pray that all is well with your family ROSS.

Dennis kept trying to be funnier than Ross was, but he wasn’t’! (Ha) Dennis is getting old he kept repeating himself. He said that it was Jay’s 15 anniversary 3 times. Like we forgot. I wonder how Jay sits with Dennis all up his crack! Come up for air Dennis!

Dwight Yoakam! Susan and Debby have seen him 54 times. Dwight had on these tight rubber looking pants on. (His poor twigs and berries) Dwight was great as always! The way he plays his guitar, looks like a symbol for something else.

I wonder if that’s why John Melendez plays one?

Remember, the person you marry is not the person you divorce…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

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Lindsay Lohan was suppose to be on the show today but she cancelled. Lindsay was replaced by Ricki Lake. Some guys gave me their tickets and left. (Ha Ha).

I met a lot of nice people today.

Vanessa Pralle who went to collage with the NBC Page Rebecca. Vanessa has a boyfriend named Mathew Daniels who is applying to be an NBC Page in New York.

Vanessa’s Grandmother Shirley Shore use to be Dinah Shore’s personal assistant for 32 years. Vanessa’s Grandfather Ray danced and got a Tonight Show with Jay Leno cap.
Well, Grandmother Shirley what you don’t know is that you are going to be a great-grandmother. Vanessa is 8 weeks pregnant and didn’t know how to tell you so she asked me to announce it on my blog. CONGRATULATIONS!

Vanessa you will be a wonderful mother, I’m sure you will get lots of support from your family. You will need it because Pages don’t make support baby money. They do go on to other jobs and make Millions! Send pictures when the baby is born. I will tell him/her that you called him/her peanut.

Other Wonderful people I met today

Jackie who got in line at 11:00 AM, so we took a rest. While her wonderful brother got us sodas.

Billie from Illinois who was an extra on the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Billie loves to travel with his sock monkey.

Dixie from NoHo California, who loves her son who, is serving our country in the Navy.
Lou and Marcia Palumbo from New Castle Pennsylvania coming to the show has been his life long dream.

Fred and Frances who said I can eat anytime at their County Line Bar & Grill in Richmond, Texas www.countylinebarandgrill.com


My Youth Minister Steven Johnson, his fiancé Alissa and his mother Lynda.


No Cop when we walked through the metal detector. Officer "C" did do a great job inside the studio and wasn’t on the phone. Great Job Tony, the head of security.

Inside I met Paul and his family. Paul said that his wife is the Executive Producer of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Wow! He was nice and his family shared some cake with me.

Before the show, some girls took a picture with Jay. Jay turned and got a second look at this girl’s behind and said wow!

Guests:

Ricki Lake? Um, okay where do I start? On the Ricki Lake Show, she would always say to her guest " My husband would never do that" or " I would never let my kids act like that" and the audience would cheer. A lot has changed. Ricki was talking to Jay like she was on the Dr. Phil Show. Ricki paid $ 9.50 J-date. Jewish dating service.

Majorie Johnson who is the tiniest little cook. She talks so much and so fast it is always a good time with her. Maybe Majorie can teach Ricki how to cook and she can get a man.
(I’m a genius)

Gretchen Wilson was the musical guest. Who is named Gretchen anymore? She was great, I loved her I am woman hear me roar, but I’m still a lady, who fits in with the guys, but I’m not one of the boys so treat me like a queen, song.

Remember, A baby is a blessing…

It was the quiet before the storm, Glo…

It was a very quiet morning…too quiet.

Then this family of three was walking by. I said, Are you going to on a tour or to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The mother said, "We know where to go". (Fine) They didn’t know I watch them try every lock door. I didn’t say a word.

All three of them had on shirts that said WE ARE VIRGINIA TECH on the back.
The mother and daughter ended up next to me in line. I didn’t say anything to them. Our personalities didn’t seem to click. And we had four more hours left before the show.

As soon as the next people came up in line they saw the shirts and said we’re sorry for your lost. Then they talked about 911 and how unsafe the country was. The mother starts saying how when she got the call about the VT students how she panicked and how that was the worst three hours of her life. She was loud and going on and on.

The son comes to the line, jumps in the conversation and says " I have friends who knew people who went to VT. (What did he say?)

The son didn’t attend VT nor did the daughter. The mother thought that they could get in the front row if they wore those shirts. (How sick can you be!) The mother walked away to make a phone call. I heard her say that the shirts have made them celebrities.

She also said how every where they go with the shirts on, people come up to them all the time. And just like she said, when people passed by she would tell the daughter to turn around so people could read the shirt and everyone stopped to talk to them.

I was praying that they didn’t get close enough for Jay to see the shirts. They ended up on the fourth row. The mother complained the whole time during every break. All three were rude and evil. The mother was mad at the page Stephanie who was seating people in our section. The mother said I’m going to burn her a new "A hole".

She yelled at Stephanie, but Stephanie didn’t hear what she was saying or just ignored her.

CHANGING THE SUBJECT

I met Colin Clarke a conductor for the Toronto Youth Wind Orchestra. I also met Dawn and Rick from Akron, Ohio. They love to read the newspaper.


Miguel and Guillermo (they keep the NBC property clean) enjoyed their In and Out hamburgers bought by NBC.


Tony (head of security) It was all good in the studio! Great Job!

Guests:

Julie Scardina and animals from Sea World. Every time someone brings an animal from Africa, it runs away. Some kind of African weasel or something ran away this time. Julie tried to find it but didn’t. I hope she find it after the audience left.

Bill Richardson from New Mexico who is hoping to run for President. Jay laughed at him when Bill said you don’t need a lot of money to win the election.

Miranda Lambert was the musical guest. Miranda is a little DIVA. She had the NBC tour stopped because she was rehearsing with out her makeup on. Miranda doesn’t allow regular people to see her naked face. She was pretty but her outfit was tacky.

Remember, what does it profit to gain the whole world, and loose your soul…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Cheeks...

Today was a great day. I met Patti and Tom from Mentone California. Tom and I went to sleep on Patti’s legs because we were tired. They also bought me lunch. They were very nice.

I met Arielle Mcewen, and her friends Shyla, Jenna-Dean, Tara. They were young, good looking and on the guest list. I said let me guess, you know Bob Perlo. (The warm up comedian) They were shocked. (How did you know? They asked) Because you fit his type. Bob, I know some good stuff about you they sang like a bird. I won’t tell until Jay retires. So, you’re safe. (Pictures coming soon)

Not that I care, but some stupid person pulled the "W" on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" sign. The red and gold one. The "W" is loose.I hope it dosn't fall and hurt someone. (Not my problem)

I finally figured out Mike the Stage Manager’s behind sequence. Mike is relaxed until it’s time for Jay to cut for a commercial break. He clenches his behind very tight. So tight, he couldn’t let out an air biscuit if he tried. Mike counts down and he relaxes when Jay cuts to a commercial.

Wait a minute…I think I see Mike’s… it is!. I see his underwear line. Mike is cutting cheese on the right side. ( Ha Ha ) Oh that means… could it be true… Mike the Stage manager wears… Man Panties! I love it. You can get Man Panties from a lot of places. Target has them 4 for 15 dollars, in different colors for the manly man.

I don’t know why I like behinds so much. I didn’t know white people had them. I think I need to Out myself. I GloZell Green am a gay man trapped in a black goddess body. Oh well.

The on duty, Officer Rojas was good. I like him!

Guests:

Howie Mandel is the host of Deal or No Deal. I know one of the suitcase girls. It’s cold and they have to stand a long time. The show that airs is much shorter than the show live. The audience is stuck in the studio for at least 3 hours.

Howie gets frustrated and leaves the stage while people are still trying to guess what suitcase they want. Some contestants take a long time. That is life-changing money and they don’t want to mess up. I also heard that the producers for that show treat people like dirt.

What! NBC producers treating people who work for them like dirt! I can't believe it. (Not)

Howie Mandel has this thing with germs. I wanted to cough on him and watch him have a conniption. He is funny, and looks like a thumb. Who wants to touch him?

Bryce Dallas Howard from Spider-Man 3. Due to the fact that her father is Ron Howard. (I love him) I just can’t say anything bad. However, I will say if they had to shoot Spider Man 3 tomorrow. Spider-Man would need a little help catching her.

Alan Jackson was the musical guest. Alan was so sexy. He just stood and sung a simple song that was touching and beautiful. I give him the L.U.A. The Leg Up Award! That’s when you see someone who is hot and your leg goes up. Congratulations Allan!

Remember, inner freedom comes from what is true…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is censored…

Today about four little birdies told me that if I say anything bad about Vicky (The band Singer) Vicky is going to go to Walter (The head man) and get me kicked out of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So, I erased what I said about her yesterday.

I GloZell will not talk about Erivin. ( Who has worked at the show since Johnny Carson , Vicky, Kevin Eubanks, and Smitty.)? Smitty is the only one I don’t like.

Vicky I hope your album is a big hit and you sell millions of copies. (I know you will) But I won’t be buying one. Love ya…well, I use to.

It takes a "B" to stop a "B" and you win my Queen.

I was hungry and mad sitting outside today. I was sitting next to two girls who loves the band "Fall Out Boy" (The band is having a secret show tomorrow in Anaheim at a club called" Chain Reaction" under the name "Switchblade and Infidelity").

The two girls had a pizza and offered what was left to me. What little pride I had, I put aside and said yes. Right when I was finished with two pieces, the bus stopped and a young, white male, dirty and homeless looking got off and just stood there.

I didn’t want to give him my pizza, but I had two more pieces left. I offered one to him. He was slow to walk over but he took it. I felt guilty and gave him the other piece. He asked for the box and ate the crust from the pizza the other girls left in the box. I didn't fell like being nice. People in line were telling me how nice I was.

At that time, he wasn’t a white person who could get a job quicker than I could. We were the same, hungry. He was somebody's son, or brother. When I looked up, I didn’t see him. It was like he disappeared.

Elder Harris from my church(First Christian Church of NoHo were they film the show 7th Heaven) came to the show along with his beautiful wife Micky. The pages were so kind. They ended up in getting a picture with Jay and getting on TV.

Elder Harris had a classic car that he loved. It was stolen, so it meant a lot to meet a man who loves old cars.

Officer Maxwell today was the worst EVER! He was on the phone when he got out of the car and stayed on the phone while the first thirty people went though the metal detector. At one time, we were so loud he put his finger in his ear to continue his conversation. Then Officer Maxwell went outside to finish is phone call. Some officers think that this is easy overtime and The Tonight Show is a joke.

I’m tired of talking about security. Let Andy AKA "The Hair", or Mr. Confucius or what ever that old Asian guy name is, brief the officers on what they are suppose to do. I’m done. You don’t care, I don’t’ care.

I don’t know how Jay does it every day. With a smile, EVERYDAY!

Bob the warm up comedian is really giving his all. He is trying new things and it’s working, so keep it up. DJ Philand Bob complement each other. They cheered me up. When the show started the mood was a lot better. Jay could still feel the strange energy, it but it would have been worst with out Bob.

Debbie (producer/cue card writer) you looked hot again today. If I had your body, I would show up naked. The lighter colors look good on you. I’m going to figure out what’s going on with you. Work it girlfriend!

Guests:

Mitt Romney ((R) running for President one day soon) gets my vote because he was hot. His wife was hot. His niece Heidi and her husband Brian were hot. Brian is in the Guinness Book for jumping the highest on a Pogo stick, his website is www.Vurtego.com. Mitt’s family was in the outside line. Mitt Romney couldn’t get them on the guest list. They were very nice people. We ate at Acapulco after the show. My diner was paid for by two people who went to the show.

D.L Hughley who is…never mind he is black and I don’t want to get in trouble.

Fall Out Boy was the musical guest; they were wild and fun. They were bouncing all over the place. One looked like a Rock and Roll Jesus. Have fun at the secret show.

My Condolences go to the family of Tommy Newsom who wrote a lot of music for the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Tommy would also cover for Doc Severinsen who was the bandleader when Johnny Carson was the host.

Remember, Be careful how you treat strangers, for you may be entertaining Angels unaware…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

There is Gold and the end of the Rain-Glo…

I expressed myself in a poem. This is a piece from "I Love Jay Leno, The Musical"!!!

(Deep and moving words, by GloZell)


Jay Leno
My name is Glo
I watch your Show
In a freezing Studio
I am Negro


It’s always great when "Ellen" is shooting next door, because I get to play count the lesbian couples as they walk pass me. They are so nice and friendly, and they stop and talk. I think I have watched the show "The L Word "a little too much. I like Skittles but I don’t want to taste the rainbow.

Today, I entertained the outside line with my beautiful singing.


They like me they really like me!

The "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" story cards were passed out today by "Billy The Cig".


If you smoke and you see him coming your way, run. Billy the Cig bums a cigarette from someone everyday. Billy do you forget that you smoke? Billy, you owe Andy the on stage security guard about 75 hundred thousand dollars worth of cigarettes. So Billy, get your own supply, or even better, quit. Love ya, but I had to tell the TRUTH.

Wanda Sykes hands down is the funniest guest on the show. I love seeing Jay laugh that hard. During the break Jay ripped up his questions because Wanda just says what ever she wants. Her hair gets shorter and shorter every time she comes on the show. I think Wanda likes Skittles.

Jesse James had on a vest that looked way too small. He looked silly, but I wouldn’t say that to his face.

Ricky Lee Jones was the musical guest but I didn't see the act because I had an audition and had to leave early. I thought Ricky was a boy but someone said Ricky was a girl. Oh well I don't care I had an audition!
Imus was fired today. Imus I sure wished you called me something so I can give long boring speaches on national T.V. Oh the power you have Imus to bring black people who haven't been on T.V in a long time. I bet Woopie is happy she lost weight now that she is back on prime time.

Imus if you get another show please fill free to curse me out at anytime. It's GloZell Green, you can interview me at a Soup Plantaion near you. Please trash talk me so I can get some air time. My hair really is very nappy.


Remember, don’t try to change who people are…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Good GloZell…

Jason K. used the microphone for announcements today at the 8:00 AM ticket line. Brilliant, now every one can hear what is being said, and the pages don’t have to strain their voices. Very smart Jason K.


My braid fell out while I was exercising in the Tonight Show line before the show! That braid was about two dollars!
Thank you, Roy Pessis for giving me great advice for my blog!

In line, I met a great family from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. They got a picture with Jay!

By the way, Bob, the warm up comedienne. I met your friends, and told them, how to get to Guest Relations. They are a nice couple. I thought the only people you knew, were strippers!

Jack, the number one camera guy, wasn’t at work today, and neither was Andy, AKA "the Hair" the on stage security guard. You are a part of GloZell’s, ghetto, NBC tour. I need you to tell me when you are not going to be here, do you understand me!?

In the Ice cold studio, I sat next to Angelo Michael Luzzi, a handsome Italian guy from Rhode Island, New York. Angelo, said I was just as pretty as Robin, who is Howard Stern’s side kick… thanks, I think. Angelo got a picture with Jay also, but he really wanted to see the TV pop up from behind the couch. Oh, and thanks for the "Tonight Show" socks… You catch ‘em, I’ll keep ‘em.



Guests:

Anthony Hopkins who is handsome, and strange. Anthony is Welsh, and turned down a part playing a Brit. He didn’t think he would be convincing enough. Yo, Anthony do you remember the movie "The Human Stain" where you played a black man? Thought I forgot about that piece of mess. Still love ya!

Rose McGowan. Over all, she was very sexy. My first thought was that her breasts look bigger in photos and her leg are skinny. Angelo M. Luzzi, said she was perfect. Her dress was green and it hugged her tight. Rose’s hair and make-up was beautifully done.

Good Charlotte was the musical guest. They were great! I am impressed with the set designer who creates the set for all of the musical guest on the show, great job!



People audition for me all the time. ( Like I can get them on the show, I can't get myself on the show) At least Charity gave me a headshot. Well here's a few head shot tips. Get it airbrushed! I see crow's feet girlfriend, and you are young. I can tell you are wearing a padded bra. These things should be brushed out. Don't crop off the top of your head. High School stuff don't count unless you were in the movie "High School the Musical". Take it off. Don't give up or give in. Meet you at the top!


Remember, to be the first say hello… you may meet a friend for life….


LoVe Ya,

GloZell