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Showing posts with label Wanda Sykes. Show all posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007

Glo says thanks to CBS Studio…

In July, I will be teaching VBS (Vacation Bible School) for a week. I’ve been worried about getting into the show that week. Yesterday a lady named Virginia whose daughter works for CBS Studios went to a silent auction and thought of me.
She purchased A Tonight Show with Jay Leno hat, autographed T-shirt, autographed picture and two passes to use any day for the show. Thanks! CBS =1 point NBC =0.

There are Elders at my church that are willing to sit and hold a spot for me during the other four days of that week. I just don’t know how to say thanks.

PEOPLE I MET IN LINE TODAY

AMANDA: Amanda is in love with John Mayer and has followed him to his last five concerts. She dosn't like his feet. Amanda saw William Shatner, Sarah Silverman, at his concert last night. Amanda has "Borderline Personality Disorder" and she said she would fight anyone who gets in her way of Mayer. Amanda works at Nordstrom’s at the makeup counter for NARS.

Stephanie met Amanda during their love for N-sync. Stephanie tatted her back.Stephanie thinks that John Mayer is too thin. She is glad that John dumped Jessica Simpson, and loves the way he jams on the guitar. Steph has met Justin Timberlake and he acted like a hole towards her.Right when I was talking to Stephanie. I noticed that Amanda went under the caution tape to get closer to John during his rehearsal.
Guests:

Wanda Sykes. The audience loves her. I liked that she was dressed conservative with a hit of sexy. (She has on killer heels). Wanda has a blonde tapered Afro hairstyle. She talked about where she slapped her hot wax girl. Love her!

7-year old Quadruplets. They looked a like. Jay made faces and made them laugh when we were outside for the concert. Jay is great with kids ( No, I don’t want to have Jay’s strong chin gray Afro babies)

John Mayer was thin but he looked and sounded good. Vicky (band singer) came out to hear him. John’s band is the strangest collection of people. Everyone enjoyed him.

Amanda and Stephanie rocking to John’s rehearsal.
Matt who turned 16 today (same birthday as his mother, and his brothers) his grandparents took Maryann and Carl took him to the show. I told them to be in the second line anytime before 2 pm. they, came at 2:19. They didn’t make it into the show but they made my blog. Happy B-day anyway!

I met Lori! The page Matt’s mom. I saw her Friday in this cute black top and today she was working it again. She looks to young to be Matt’s mother. I bet all Matt’s friends wanted to come over to his house. Lori it was my pleasure meeting you. You have a great son and an awesome personality. Stay hot!


Remember, Keep waiting, waiting for the world to change…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

There is Gold and the end of the Rain-Glo…

I expressed myself in a poem. This is a piece from "I Love Jay Leno, The Musical"!!!

(Deep and moving words, by GloZell)


Jay Leno
My name is Glo
I watch your Show
In a freezing Studio
I am Negro


It’s always great when "Ellen" is shooting next door, because I get to play count the lesbian couples as they walk pass me. They are so nice and friendly, and they stop and talk. I think I have watched the show "The L Word "a little too much. I like Skittles but I don’t want to taste the rainbow.

Today, I entertained the outside line with my beautiful singing.


They like me they really like me!

The "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" story cards were passed out today by "Billy The Cig".


If you smoke and you see him coming your way, run. Billy the Cig bums a cigarette from someone everyday. Billy do you forget that you smoke? Billy, you owe Andy the on stage security guard about 75 hundred thousand dollars worth of cigarettes. So Billy, get your own supply, or even better, quit. Love ya, but I had to tell the TRUTH.

Wanda Sykes hands down is the funniest guest on the show. I love seeing Jay laugh that hard. During the break Jay ripped up his questions because Wanda just says what ever she wants. Her hair gets shorter and shorter every time she comes on the show. I think Wanda likes Skittles.

Jesse James had on a vest that looked way too small. He looked silly, but I wouldn’t say that to his face.

Ricky Lee Jones was the musical guest but I didn't see the act because I had an audition and had to leave early. I thought Ricky was a boy but someone said Ricky was a girl. Oh well I don't care I had an audition!
Imus was fired today. Imus I sure wished you called me something so I can give long boring speaches on national T.V. Oh the power you have Imus to bring black people who haven't been on T.V in a long time. I bet Woopie is happy she lost weight now that she is back on prime time.

Imus if you get another show please fill free to curse me out at anytime. It's GloZell Green, you can interview me at a Soup Plantaion near you. Please trash talk me so I can get some air time. My hair really is very nappy.


Remember, don’t try to change who people are…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell