What the Zell was that?...

When I arrived to stand in line I noticed the hedges where nice and trimmed and the ground was washed. Miguel and Guillermo do a great job of making sure it looks good outside for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno audience.


Miguel pulled a broken palm tree branch.


I love them. They gave me lunch. I don’t know what it was, but it tasted very good!


Tatyanna the greatest Page of all Ms. T is professional and charming. She balanced, being cool with her co-workers and also telling them what to do. I’m glad she will continue to work for NBC after her Page time is up. It’s an honor for NBC. (Trust and believe that


Sunday I watched I love the 70's on VH1. John Melendez was on the show. I thought he looked good. (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno have been on vacation too long)

PEOPLE I MET TODAY!

Marylu Gates and her son Robert. I have met them three times now. They are enjoying a three-week vacation.


Robert is a Sexy Engineer Major at Virginia Tech. (I asked to see his ID) He is a nice person, but not a morning person.


The pages dropped the ball today. The information was there but no energy at all. Please watch the Page Scott S.

Thank goodness for Bob Perlo! His warm up was great! He has a core thing that he does everyday but he intertwines that with his fresh improv skills mixed with the creative tunes of DJ Phil. Jay and Bob was in an improv group named "Fresh Fruit Cocktail" in the 70’s.

Security was good today. Mr. Kung Pao or what ever the Asian guy’s name is caught someone sneaking some water in the dark on the last row. I think he is a Ninja.

Guest:

Jessica Alba was beautiful and bright. Her dress was hot pink with red shoes. It was Jessica Alba so I let the red shoe thing go. However when she talked about a monkey with a long tongue squeezing her ears and kissing all of the insides of her mouth, I was thinking she has forgotten that this is national television. Nasty monkey mouth girl!

Seth Rogen from the movie "Knocked Up" is disturbed. We had to keep looking at his ghost white hairless behind on the monitor. (That was the good part) Seth starts talking about how in the event of an earthquake all he needs is his porn, which he has hidden in every room of his house. Nasty Casper white behind porn boy!

I always wondered what death looked like. Well look no farther GloZell because it was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Stage.

Lucinda Williams (AKA killjoy) I cant’ say she was a musical guest. I don’t know what she was. The LA Riots was less depressing than she was. I started to laugh it was so pitiful. She used a cue card because she didn’t know the words. It didn’t matter we didn’t understand them anyway. Her drummer is the drummer for my dance class off of Ventura.

I want to see the killer bar that must be in the dressing rooms. How are you drunk and high at a 4 PM taping before you go on National Television? Crazy hag depressed funeral song lady!

After the show, Lucida kissed Jessica! I guess if a monkey can tongue Jessica…

I enjoyed the company of Janet and Amy Hill, Barb Willie S. from Olympia Washington, and Roxanne Shaver from California. They gave me their tickets for Wednesday, lemonade and a diet soda. I met the greatest people!


Ken is a hot dad of the page Matt, who works for The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Ken has traveled all the way from New York. He’s my type, snow on the roof and fire in the chimney.


Remember; help preserve wildlife…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell gets cursed out?...

I am so glad I got in today. After yesterday, I thought I was going to be kicked out.

The security was so much better today. Every one was alert. The Asian guard asked a guy if he had a weapon after the guy kept beeping. That’s what you have to do. Great job Bobby Lee or what ever your name is.

Jack (# 1 cameraman) will you please wear those jeans you wore today everyday? I think that is was beautiful how the denim caressed under your gluteal folds. You must keep the jeans alive now that Mike the Stage Manager has stopped.

I guess Mike has stopped wearing his tight jeans because he is a new dad. Congratulations Mike the Stage Manager! Did your beautiful new baby inherit your gorgeous hair from the 80’s?

"Billy the Cig" I didn’t know you knew sign language. Billy is that the same finger you use to scratch your crack with before every the show? Keep digging Billy until you reach gold!

Bob Perlo "The warm up comedian". You are doing well. I love that you used the band in the pre show. When Mr. Vicky got involved, it was hilarious. Love her!

John Melendez walks over to me during the first break and said " GloZell, I’ve read your blog" That’s all I heard. I don’t know if John cursed me out or praised me because I was so shocked that he can read!

That’s great John, maybe Jay can give you a job.

Guests:

Leah Remin (King of Queens) has killer legs. She hasn’t lost all of her baby weight but she worked that dress. Leah is the type of person you want to be your friend or she will beat you up. Love her!

Adam Brody. Before the show, everyone got wife beaters that advertised his new movie. They only want skinny people to advertise because the tanks were so small. I will stretch and wear it, Ha!

Mavis Staples. Prince wrote a gospel song for her, the chorus was " God is coming back quicker than a dog in heat" No one bought it. What were they thinking? Mavis talked about it once on the Arsenio Hall Show.(This black guy with a triangular head, who had a talk show until Jay Leno blew him away)

Remember, learn sign language for I love you…

LoVe ya,

GloZell

Go Green!...

Happy Earth Day!

In line today was a real Native American. Chief Marvin L Swallow and His wife Hiroko M. Swallow.
(Talk about Earth Day) They were so nice they hugged me and everything. It was like touching history. The Swallow's got a picture with Jay Leno and gave him sage and a rope to ward off negative energy. I think I have Native American in me also, my great great great grandparents were Black Foot. (All black people think they are part Native American. Go ahead ask the one you know from work, tell them I said it's okay)

My lunch came from the lovely Joanna Cunningham and her beautiful mother Toni Baughn. They told me I better say something nice about the people from Texas. Don’t Mess with Texas! I enjoyed meeting them.


I met this wonderful couple who loves Zola( the Production Manager for the show )I think they are four score and seven years old. I love them!



If the Tonight Show with Jay Leno wants to save energy. They can start by cutting off Smitty’s microphone!

Dear Tonight Show Executives

Do you ever come to the show? I know it’s hard to break away from the golf course. I would love for you to show up at 8:00 AM and see how disheveled the gift shop merchandise is as soon as the doors open.

Also, the vending machine was actually full today but out of order. The bathrooms need an air freshener because someone sharted and when I walked in, it smelt like Garlic Gorilla.

I would love it if you could tear yourself away from your fancy drinks, restricted clubs, happy endings, etc. and show up unannounced to the show. Sit in line, watch the show and reward the people who work hard and put fire under the ones who don’t. (Mostly the ones you have hooked up because they are related to you)

The people who do their job should get rewarded just as much as the ones who pretend to. Good workers don’t want to do their best because no one cares. (At this point, it’s you)

Take care and God Bless!

In the Ice cold studio, I sat next to my friend John Melendez. It’s a little scary sitting next to him. I’m always afraid John is going to have one of his tic fits while he is holding his cup and splash diet soda on my weave. Glo Zell to the No!

Bob Perlo the "Warm up comedian". I like the page on the stage thing. I see you are being creative. Please contiune to make up for the first six months of my "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" life.( Bob remember those days, back when you had yellow frosted hair)

Guests:

Zach Braff from the NBC hit show "Scrubs". He is so nerdy! I love him! Zach gave his autograph to Jillian who stood in line with her girls, since 6:00 AM for tickets just to see him. Thanks Zach and the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno"!


Pat Summit. The number one woman’s basketball coach. I didn’t see her due to the fact her outfit was the same color as her skin. Go Tennessee!

Joss Stone was the musical guest. I didn’t know that child was white!( Shut the front door) Joss has a great sound and she wasn’t wearing shoes. (White people love to walk around without shoes, I don’t understand?)

Remember, plant a tree…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell