The joke Mr. Leno made about a cat yesterday during his monologue was funny. Jay has the best writers. Jay Leno owns a cat. How nice.
Dear Jay,
I think it’s great that you like pussy
Not too many men in California like them.
I had a pussy but it ran away. I didn’t give it the attention that it needed.
Make sure you stroke your pussy everyday?
What color is yours?
Are you superstitious?
Do you care what color it is?
I bet you like your pussy black!
It’s amazing how I know these things!
In you book "Leading With My Chin" your pussy stories were hilarious.
Billy the Cig… Huckleberry Finn called and he wants his high water jeans back…
Jeff the wardrobe guy. I liked your friends, I can’t believe they were seated all the way in the back. Is that why you brushed the invisible lint off Jay’s suite 27 times? That was the most lint-less suit in the history of the show. Love Ya!
Guests:
Dr. Phil was good. Jeff the wardrobe guy. You bushed off invisible lint off of Jay and you couldn’t do anything for Dr. Phil who was wearing two different suits? Blue jacket, Grey pants and black shoes. Tisk, tisk. I guess you were hypnotized by all of the diffrent strips you had Jay wearing today. I got a little dizzy also.
Rove McManus is an Australian talk show host, who told a story about a monkey who picked his nose ate it and fell out of a tree. That is not the how it goes. There were two monkeys in two different trees. One monkey is digging in his behind, I mean really going at it. Monkey # 2 is just watching him in disgust.
Monkey #1 sniffs his finger passes out, falls out of the tree and the other monkey laughs. It is the funniest clip ever shone on America’ Funniest Home Videos. It is crazy funny.
Patty Smith was the musical guest. Patty Smith is a man. He had a great sound and… What? Patty Smith is a Woman? No way! You mean Patty use to be a woman. What! I don’t care what that was. Patty rocked it. The Shim was awesome! It sung a song and the chorus was " It's just a shout away! It's just a shout away"
I need "her" to wear a dress, some lipsick, a bra, something! "It's just a shop away! It's just a shop away!
Last night I went to an Ugly Betty Party and every one was nice. Except Vanessa Williams. She was the only one who wouldn’t take a picture with me. I guess I had on too many clothes for her taste.(Hustler Tramp! Playboy is much classier) Vanessa was beautiful but she is a Stank Heifer! Ha,Ha, Ha.
I also loved meeting the host of "America's Funniest Home Videos" who is also the host of the show "Dancing with the Stars".
Our thoughts and prays goes out to Ellen Degeneres. We pray that your back heals quickly!I love the Ellen show.
Remember to spay and neuter your animals…
LoVe Ya,
GloZell
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
One Moore leg GloZell…
This guy, Erwin or something like that comes out of the studios sees me sitting there and says "Don’t you think your pushing it coming here every day" then he walked off. This is the guy who use to open the curtains for Johnny Carson at the Tonight Show.
I wanted to say hey aren’t you pushing it, your job has been over 20 years ago. No one needs you to ride your bike up here and eat all the food in the Green Room. Jay doesn’t even use curtains. The white people at the show are nice, but the brothers haven’t been. (Like Smitty, who walks like a penguin, and not the cute ones from "Happy Feet" - think Batman) I see why Oprah hardly ever has brothers on her show.
I got my ticket today from three nice sisters from Minnesota. Cindy, Paddy and Suzie. Paddy is a Cancer survivor, who loves Ellen and they all decided to go to the Ellen and Tonight show with Jay Leno. They know how to party! We had three cheeses, chips, dip, salsa, triscits, nuts, pepperoni and water, plus they gave me a gift. They got a picture with Jay and had a great time. They also remembered when Ellen talked about me, during her 12 days of Christmas show her first year.
I also met some wild cool people from Gainesville Florida. That’s the town I went to college in. (Go Gators) After the show they got a picture with Jay!
In the audience, before the show, I saw one of my comedy mentors from Florida. I had no idea how to get a hold of him when he moved to California. His name is Phil Moore and now he works for Entertainment Tonight. (I love that show). I use to baby sit his son who is now going to go to college in California. (I’m not that old). I got his e-mail, and phone number so we can keep in touch.
Guests:
Roseanne Barr was looking good. I didn’t get the white socks and red plaid heels but it’s Roseanne. The last time she was here, was Halloween. Roseanne was dressed like a giant fat fairy, and she had been drinking. (Guests seem to do that a lot) I saw her act last year in Vegas, and it was very good. I could have lived without her taking her clothes off.
I found Heather Mills, intriguing. She has a great personality and out look on life. I watched her on Dancing with the Stars to see if her leg was going to come flying off and hit some one on the head. Sadly, it didn’t, but it still was a great performance. (Come on, you know that’s why you watched)
James Morrison was the musical guest, he has a nice strong voice and I enjoyed him. The background made it seem like he was in the enchanted forest with his keyboard player.
Remember, a wise woman makes more opportunities than she finds…
LoVe ya,
GloZell
I wanted to say hey aren’t you pushing it, your job has been over 20 years ago. No one needs you to ride your bike up here and eat all the food in the Green Room. Jay doesn’t even use curtains. The white people at the show are nice, but the brothers haven’t been. (Like Smitty, who walks like a penguin, and not the cute ones from "Happy Feet" - think Batman) I see why Oprah hardly ever has brothers on her show.
I got my ticket today from three nice sisters from Minnesota. Cindy, Paddy and Suzie. Paddy is a Cancer survivor, who loves Ellen and they all decided to go to the Ellen and Tonight show with Jay Leno. They know how to party! We had three cheeses, chips, dip, salsa, triscits, nuts, pepperoni and water, plus they gave me a gift. They got a picture with Jay and had a great time. They also remembered when Ellen talked about me, during her 12 days of Christmas show her first year.
I also met some wild cool people from Gainesville Florida. That’s the town I went to college in. (Go Gators) After the show they got a picture with Jay!
In the audience, before the show, I saw one of my comedy mentors from Florida. I had no idea how to get a hold of him when he moved to California. His name is Phil Moore and now he works for Entertainment Tonight. (I love that show). I use to baby sit his son who is now going to go to college in California. (I’m not that old). I got his e-mail, and phone number so we can keep in touch.
Guests:
Roseanne Barr was looking good. I didn’t get the white socks and red plaid heels but it’s Roseanne. The last time she was here, was Halloween. Roseanne was dressed like a giant fat fairy, and she had been drinking. (Guests seem to do that a lot) I saw her act last year in Vegas, and it was very good. I could have lived without her taking her clothes off.
I found Heather Mills, intriguing. She has a great personality and out look on life. I watched her on Dancing with the Stars to see if her leg was going to come flying off and hit some one on the head. Sadly, it didn’t, but it still was a great performance. (Come on, you know that’s why you watched)
James Morrison was the musical guest, he has a nice strong voice and I enjoyed him. The background made it seem like he was in the enchanted forest with his keyboard player.
Remember, a wise woman makes more opportunities than she finds…
LoVe ya,
GloZell
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