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Showing posts with label Rove McManus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rove McManus. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Glo where is" Fire C"...

In the 8:00 AM line I saw three guys sleeping. (I guess they were tired) I fond out that they have been in line since 4:00 AM.



Everyone in line was talking about how Lindsy Lohan got arrested and will not be on the show. I didn't think she was going to show up anyway.

I met twins Kyle who is an 11th grade teacher and his brother Tim. They are fun and 28 years old. I had a dream that started like this.

9:00 AM while my class was suppose to learn How to say the Pledge to the Christan Flag. One student was playing with make-up. I had to laugh. I love my class.

I often wonder how moms find the time to do everything.

I have been doing church camps for three weeks and I am tired. The parents work at the church and help out with other people's children.Amazing!

Do you know you have to feed your children

play with your children

and clothe children everyday single day!

It takes a village...

12:45 PM I sat next to Katie G.(West Va) Kimmy Mhanna, Stephanie, Amanda Holland, Devon Griffin, and Linda Holland from OC, California. They got a picture with Jay. Then Jay asked for a picture with hot mom Linda. Jay has never done that before. The heat is making Jay a little freaky! (That's OK because I have Mavis Leno on speed dial )

Guest: Lindsy aka "Fire Cat" didn't show up. Rob Schneider did the interview as Lindsy...it was funny because it wasn't well rehearsed. The audience understudy, and loved it. It was a better interview with Rob than it would have been with "Fire Cat".

(Three guys awake now...Conner Edwards, Kenny YI, and Lucas Halverson)


Another Fire Cat showed up. It was a week old and scared. It was in the bushes behind at the Tonight Show Line.

Miss V(who must love animals) left the line to get some milk and brought it back for the cat.

Guest:Rove Mc Manus I guest was funny. I had to go to the bathroom like a bran new Bullfrog. I couldn't concentrate on a thing he said. The audience was laughing so I reckon he did a great job!

Christa, Nicole and Courtney enjoyed the show! Well they partied like rock stars and one slept during the show. Drive safely ladies. Don't be like Lindsy!
Guest Sum 41 was the musical guest. They did a wonderful job!

The monologue was great and it is always fun seeing Ross the Intern.

Remember, Don't drink and drive, or smoke and drive or be Lindsy and drive.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

GloZell is a mean old Lion…

The joke Mr. Leno made about a cat yesterday during his monologue was funny. Jay has the best writers. Jay Leno owns a cat. How nice.

Dear Jay,

I think it’s great that you like pussy
Not too many men in California like them.
I had a pussy but it ran away. I didn’t give it the attention that it needed.
Make sure you stroke your pussy everyday?
What color is yours?
Are you superstitious?
Do you care what color it is?
I bet you like your pussy black!
It’s amazing how I know these things!
In you book "Leading With My Chin" your pussy stories were hilarious.

Billy the Cig… Huckleberry Finn called and he wants his high water jeans back…

Jeff the wardrobe guy. I liked your friends, I can’t believe they were seated all the way in the back. Is that why you brushed the invisible lint off Jay’s suite 27 times? That was the most lint-less suit in the history of the show. Love Ya!


Guests:

Dr. Phil was good. Jeff the wardrobe guy. You bushed off invisible lint off of Jay and you couldn’t do anything for Dr. Phil who was wearing two different suits? Blue jacket, Grey pants and black shoes. Tisk, tisk. I guess you were hypnotized by all of the diffrent strips you had Jay wearing today. I got a little dizzy also.

Rove McManus is an Australian talk show host, who told a story about a monkey who picked his nose ate it and fell out of a tree. That is not the how it goes. There were two monkeys in two different trees. One monkey is digging in his behind, I mean really going at it. Monkey # 2 is just watching him in disgust.

Monkey #1 sniffs his finger passes out, falls out of the tree and the other monkey laughs. It is the funniest clip ever shone on America’ Funniest Home Videos. It is crazy funny.

Patty Smith was the musical guest. Patty Smith is a man. He had a great sound and… What? Patty Smith is a Woman? No way! You mean Patty use to be a woman. What! I don’t care what that was. Patty rocked it. The Shim was awesome! It sung a song and the chorus was " It's just a shout away! It's just a shout away"

I need "her" to wear a dress, some lipsick, a bra, something! "It's just a shop away! It's just a shop away!

Last night I went to an Ugly Betty Party and every one was nice. Except Vanessa Williams. She was the only one who wouldn’t take a picture with me. I guess I had on too many clothes for her taste.(Hustler Tramp! Playboy is much classier) Vanessa was beautiful but she is a Stank Heifer! Ha,Ha, Ha.

I also loved meeting the host of "America's Funniest Home Videos" who is also the host of the show "Dancing with the Stars".

Our thoughts and prays goes out to Ellen Degeneres. We pray that your back heals quickly!I love the Ellen show.

Remember to spay and neuter your animals…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell