For Glo's Concideration...

This is my last pictures of me at Johnny Carson Park.



I had to get a good grip on the bars.



I watched a lot of television this week. I'm glad Elizabeth(the young one) is leaving "The View" she scratches all the time. She needs a cream, lotion or something for her dry behind skin. I bet GLADD is glad she is leaving!

I watched "Your LA" on NBCit's a very good show. I just can't wait for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to come back from vacation.



I feel like I'm their (NBC) Noisy Black Child, they didn't want, but has anyway!



Congratulations to Debbie V.(Executive Producer) for being condidered for a nomination for an EMMY! That's awesome! It's for my favoite "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" show. The BORAT AND MARTHA STEWART episode! I told the LA Daily News that that was the best show of all. I will tell all that I know to vote for you! Congratulations Debbie in advance.(I will start looking for a dress for the victory party)



Tonight's rerun is a great one. Jack Black can talk about anything and make it funny. Jack sings a song that he sings to his baby son. It's a fun show.

Sanjaya from "American Idol" is so tiny. He just smiles and takes up space! I think Sanjaya, his faux-hawk hair, and his singing only sounds good to him in the shower.



It was kind of sad when he got kicked off. (Not)



Guests:

Ross the Intern. I love him! I can't wait for him to have his own show! Ross always looked good, but now he feels better due to Celebrity Fit Club, so watch and support.

Jack Blackis funny! I think he was high. He always looks like he is ready to take amug shot. If he washed his hair I wouldn't recognize him. I love his new show"Acceptable TV" and his music band Tenatious D.

Sanjaya whois very cute and becoming more gay, gay by day. He is off American Idol and wants to work in showbizness. Well, when he is completely gay, and if he's Jewish he could write for the Tonight Show. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

The musical guest was Ok Go. They are a fun band. The back ground looked like red devil fingersblowing behindthem. It helped take away the fact that nobody knew the song.

GloZell loves her some Bacon...

In line today I met Riley, who has been in therapy since 5 years old. She has a eating disorder and suffers from OCD. Riley told me her stories from fat camp. Yes she actually said " one time in fat camp".
The name of the fat school is Academy of the Sierras. Her favorite teacher was named Mr. Rourke who use to sneak her food. (he has been fired) Riley loves Hayden P., the cheerleader from the show "Heroes".

I was Anorexic for three... no four hours. I got hungry. I can't commit to anything! I wish the best for Riley and I hope to see her again. We had a great time, and ate hot dogs.

Also in line was Susan Dale who made the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" semi finalists" on a "Pitch to America" segment.



Dear Ervin,

Nobody likes you! All you do is show up and eat food out of the Green Room!
You set black people back four hundred years all by yourself. If I give you forty acres and a mule will you go away. I don't care if you are reading this because your memory is so short you won't remember that I said this.

Please take your medicine and leave me alone. You told me you work for the Tonight Show and I don't, and that you don't care if I write about you on my blog! Ha ! You don't work for the show. You use to open the curtains for Johnny Carson when he was the host. Guess what? That was 18 years ago! Jay doesn't have curtains, so take your old behind, get on your bike and ride away!

P.S. You are too old for the hip hop clothes you wear. Ervin you are pushing 70 across the street.

Guests:

Kevin Bacon. He makes me want to have a bacon breakfast in bed everyday. Six degrees of no separation.

Hayden P. who was so beautiful in person. Hayden has a great personality. I loved her clingy gray dress. I couldn't wear that dress because it would get cut on my cellulite thighs. Hayden you go girl!

Michael Phelps who is a world champion swimmer. He was humble, tall good looking and has big feet. I caught him checking out Hayden p.

The musical guest was Ok Go. Ok Go... away. once was more than enough!

Before the show was over, Ervin asked if I was ok. Hello? I guess I'm a part on the Tonight Show functioning dysfunctional family. I love you Erivin! (Great, I'm just as nuts as you are) But I'm not afraid to tell you off. We cool.

Before I got to my car I met Robin Maxwell who raised the most money using Kevin Bacon’s Six degrees of separation charity program.

Remember, give up things that bind you...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo-Jaya

Hey do you know this hot Tonight Show Tech? Do you want to?
Please leave a message for Richard the Tech if you want to met him.

Every day I see this guy who looks like a lumber jack. I told him that I call him lumber jack. His name is Richard.

The next day he gave me his picture.
I am afraid.

The flowers in front of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno are cared for by Miguel and Guillermo. When NBC has In and Out burger delivered Miguel and Guillermo aren't allowed to have any.


Dear Billy the Cig.

You do not make enough money, or have the position, or the talent, or the power to maintain the attitude you have at the Tonight Show. You are a peon and should be happy that they let you run around looking lost every day. Don't you ever roll your eyes at me again you little Ross the Intern wanna be. You need to go to GNC and purchase some Smooth Move Tea and stay close to home.

Vicky (The Tonight Show Singer who never gets acknowledged. The band would stink with out her) had on a skirt! It looked good. You go Victor Victoria!

Guests:

Ross the Intern. I love him! I can't wait for him to have his own show!

Jack Black is funny! I think he was high. He always looks like he is ready to take a mug shot. If he washed his hair I wouldn't recognize him. I love his new show "Acceptable TV" and his music band Tenatious D.

Sanjaya who is very cute and becoming more gay, day by gay. He is off American Idol and wants to work in showbizness. Well, when he is completely gay, and if he's Jewish he could write for the Tonight Show.

The musical guest was Ok Go. They are a fun band. The back ground looked like red devil fingers blowing behind them. It helped take away the fact that nobody knew the song.

Remember, make use of your mind...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell