Glo Day LA…

Today is my mother’s first day back teaching from the summer break.

GloZell == Hey how’s it going?

Mommy == (To the class "It’s GloZell Green)

Class == Hi GloZell Green!

My mother is an elementary school teacher. The school is mostly black. My mother teaches music and Black History (you know) Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks etc. and GloZell Green.

I use to think it was nuts teaching about me. Mom explained that those kids for the most part, would never meet the black figures that are taught in school. When I go to the school or talk to the kids on the phone. They know who I am and are really excited that I called. They learn a poem every year that I write and they win trophies or certificate. It boosts their self-esteem.

GloZell Green and Comedian/actress in California who has seen and meet stars! I don’t care to take pictures with stars for myself; it’s for family and the kids at Tangelo Park Elementary School. Where you just can’t hide Tiger Pride.
I was volunteer of the year there once when I lived in Florida.

My mom has my picture next to Dr. Martian Luther King Jr. I can’t go back to Florida with anything.

Mommy == I was thinking that instead of Jay doing Headlines on Monday’s he could show different pictures of you, and people can guess what you are doing and what age you are. I have so many pictures of you. It can last for years! I think I should send them to Jay.

GloZell == Let’s wait and see what Jay does with the first package you sent with the video of me performing in 1990 something, and the Crystal Light.

Mommy == Your right! Hold on (Put that down La Tisha! Leave that boy alone!)
I got to go the class is getting wild. I’ll get all the pictures together okay.

GloZell == Okay mommy, you do that. Love ya bye.

I don’t think Jay should put me on the show at all. It’s my mother who needs to be put on. I guess she is where I get it. I’m Jay’s # 1 fan. But no one has a fan like I do!

Mommy == Don’t forget to try to look better and lose some fat! You are a star you need to look like one. (To the class == Shut up don’t y’all see me on the phone!) I got to go bye.

I went walking.


I watched Good Day LA.(myfoxla.com) The big stories were:


Merv Griffin dying. (Loved him! no one need to cry over him, he did everything he wanted to do and lived a long time, 82yrs.)


Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab. (She is such a beautiful girl. If Drew Barrymore can get herself together, so can Lindsay)


Amy Whinehouse (a singer) goes to the hospital because of a drug overdose. Her song lyrics " They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no." Well her drugged up behind better say, yes yes yes!


And a make over. (I need a make over, everyone get in a slump)


I need a sign Lord!


I turned the station and I saw Ross the Intern (from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno) on the couch hosting the "View"(abc/.com The View)


Yes! Thanks! You go Ross!


I bought some Nair Hair remover,(www.naircare.com) ready to use Body Wax Strips. I’m going to see how much I can change for the better in these next two weeks. First remove leg hair, and do something with my eyebrows.


Sally Hallida at my church(www.fccnh.org) sells NutriMin C RE9. The Revolution in anti-aging skin care! I have some samples and I will see what change occurs. Fun!

Tonight at church, we had our faith in films series. "It Should Happen to You" - Yes It should happen to me!


Remember, you don’t have to be famous to be a star to someone…


LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo where is" Fire C"...

In the 8:00 AM line I saw three guys sleeping. (I guess they were tired) I fond out that they have been in line since 4:00 AM.

Everyone in line was talking about how Lindsy Lohan got arrested and will not be on the show. I didn't think she was going to show up anyway.

I met twins Kyle who is an 11th grade teacher and his brother Tim. They are fun and 28 years old. I had a dream that started like this.

9:00 AM while my class was suppose to learn How to say the Pledge to the Christan Flag. One student was playing with make-up. I had to laugh. I love my class.

I often wonder how moms find the time to do everything.

I have been doing church camps for three weeks and I am tired. The parents work at the church and help out with other people's children.Amazing!

Do you know you have to feed your children

play with your children

and clothe children everyday single day!

It takes a village...

12:45 PM I sat next to Katie G.(West Va) Kimmy Mhanna, Stephanie, Amanda Holland, Devon Griffin, and Linda Holland from OC, California. They got a picture with Jay. Then Jay asked for a picture with hot mom Linda. Jay has never done that before. The heat is making Jay a little freaky! (That's OK because I have Mavis Leno on speed dial )

Guest: Lindsy aka "Fire Cat" didn't show up. Rob Schneider did the interview as Lindsy...it was funny because it wasn't well rehearsed. The audience understudy, and loved it. It was a better interview with Rob than it would have been with "Fire Cat".

(Three guys awake now...Conner Edwards, Kenny YI, and Lucas Halverson)

Another Fire Cat showed up. It was a week old and scared. It was in the bushes behind at the Tonight Show Line.

Miss V(who must love animals) left the line to get some milk and brought it back for the cat.

Guest:Rove Mc Manus I guest was funny. I had to go to the bathroom like a bran new Bullfrog. I couldn't concentrate on a thing he said. The audience was laughing so I reckon he did a great job!

Christa, Nicole and Courtney enjoyed the show! Well they partied like rock stars and one slept during the show. Drive safely ladies. Don't be like Lindsy!
Guest Sum 41 was the musical guest. They did a wonderful job!

The monologue was great and it is always fun seeing Ross the Intern.

Remember, Don't drink and drive, or smoke and drive or be Lindsy and drive.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

For Glo's Concideration...

This is my last pictures of me at Johnny Carson Park.



I had to get a good grip on the bars.



I watched a lot of television this week. I'm glad Elizabeth(the young one) is leaving "The View" she scratches all the time. She needs a cream, lotion or something for her dry behind skin. I bet GLADD is glad she is leaving!

I watched "Your LA" on NBCit's a very good show. I just can't wait for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to come back from vacation.



I feel like I'm their (NBC) Noisy Black Child, they didn't want, but has anyway!



Congratulations to Debbie V.(Executive Producer) for being condidered for a nomination for an EMMY! That's awesome! It's for my favoite "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" show. The BORAT AND MARTHA STEWART episode! I told the LA Daily News that that was the best show of all. I will tell all that I know to vote for you! Congratulations Debbie in advance.(I will start looking for a dress for the victory party)



Tonight's rerun is a great one. Jack Black can talk about anything and make it funny. Jack sings a song that he sings to his baby son. It's a fun show.

Sanjaya from "American Idol" is so tiny. He just smiles and takes up space! I think Sanjaya, his faux-hawk hair, and his singing only sounds good to him in the shower.



It was kind of sad when he got kicked off. (Not)



Guests:

Ross the Intern. I love him! I can't wait for him to have his own show! Ross always looked good, but now he feels better due to Celebrity Fit Club, so watch and support.

Jack Blackis funny! I think he was high. He always looks like he is ready to take amug shot. If he washed his hair I wouldn't recognize him. I love his new show"Acceptable TV" and his music band Tenatious D.

Sanjaya whois very cute and becoming more gay, gay by day. He is off American Idol and wants to work in showbizness. Well, when he is completely gay, and if he's Jewish he could write for the Tonight Show. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

The musical guest was Ok Go. They are a fun band. The back ground looked like red devil fingersblowing behindthem. It helped take away the fact that nobody knew the song.

GloZell uncelebrity unfit club.

(photo from a previous hike)

Fightin' Mad Mary made me walk Runyon Canyon. I was happy when I thought I was at the top. But then we kept going. I was still mad at her when I finally reached a bench at the top.
Fightin mad Mary's husband took pictures on his cell phone. (Thanks)One of my braids fell out. I was up there to lose weight not my hair!

Since it's time to tighten my weave, I didn't want to go swimming this holiday, so I went to the NBC Burbank studio and enjoyed myself.
Can you tell I miss my Jay! I had to use my Tonight Show with Jay Leno Ticket to cover my crack because this Target Extra Large bikini wasn't large enough!

( The bikini was $14.99. That's a lot of money for something that don't fit.)

I also went Hollywood Walk of Fame to check on Jay's Star. It's right in front of Guinness World Record Museum. People walk on his star and they tried to walk on me!



Tonight is a repeat but worth watching twice.

Guests:

Ross the Intern. The editing on his piece was terrific. Ross always delivers, so I focus on other things. Ross is the best. I feel sorry for him on Celebrity Fit Club because everyone is so angry and mean. They curse and fight, but not Ross. Ross is a great guy.

Cameron Diaz always talks about burping or peeing or something.(Something's not right) I don’t think Justin Timberlake misses that poo talk. Cameron Diaz cracked herself up and had a great time. She is promoting the movie "SHREK The Third". Cameron looked great! Jay liked her hat.

6 Year Old Piano Prodigy Ethan Bortnick was so cute. I thought it was going to be boring but he was so honest and sweet. Everyone loved him.

Nelly Furtado is one of the most beautiful women in the world. (Which is good because I wasn’t into the song she sang ). She looked amazing. Her jeans were tight and she has a little meat on her bones.

Remember, make some progress every single day…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is it okay if we don’t do our jobs today?...

Today a reporter for the LA Daily News spoke to me about, Why I love Jay Leno and What do I do at the Tonight Show? Right when we were finished a security guard told him, that he has to be off NBC property. Fine. It’s a little strange that purses and bags are not checked for the NBC tour, but if you are the Press then you have to go. No problem the guard was doing what he was told. Great job!

I see Officer Rojas who is a good cop! Then I see officer "C".

The cop I reported on yesterday Officer "C". I gave him the grade of (D) but that was too high. I’m trying to be nice by not saying his name. No one had spoken to him because he was worse than yesterday.

He had a daughter or something in the audience and he wanted her to be picked to dance for a T-shirt. No Problem. He must not be on duty.

If he’s not duty, don’t stand in front of the audience, talking on a walkie-talkie. He told Andy, the on stage security guard AKA "The Hair" to pick this certain girl. No problem.

Then Officer "C" told "Billy the Toothpick "to please pick this certain girl. No problem.

Then he told Tony the head of security, "That’s her, pick her". Okay they got it!

Then during Bob the Warm up comedian’s act he stops Bob and tell him to pick this girl.

The whole time, Officer "C" is still on the walkie-talkie. He stayed on the walkie-talkie for the warm up and Jay’s whole monologue.

He kept pointing at her and giving her the thumbs up. Over and over. People were looking to see who he was talking to.

I am all for hooking up people that you know. No Problem! Just don’t make a big deal out of it. Was I the only one who saw this?

Tony ( The head security guy) finally told him to just step aside. If any cops are not informed of what they are supposed to do. It’s your fault Tony. Just delegate someone to tell them, then get on them if they don’t. Until then, it’s your JOB.

Hire L.A. Police because they are use to things happening. Burbank Police should work for Disney.

Jeff the wardrobe guy. Why don’t you let Jay do the show without a tie on and see how fast someone will be on you?

Jack and Hank (cameramen) don’t try to film everything it’s okay. No one will say a thing.

Margaret and Franz (hair and make-up) cut half of Jay’s hair and powder half his face. Let’s just see what will happen.

Patrick don’t edit the whole show, just do the most important part. Okay!

Debbie, it will be fun if you just wrote every other word on the cue cards. Cool!
Give your hands a rest sometime.

Greg(who use to cut Johnny Carson's grass and I have no idea what he does for the show) keep driving those Race Cars.

It’s not right that some people ALWAYS have to do their job and others don’t!

CHANGING THE SUBJECT

I sat next to Debbie and Jeff from Jamestown, Indianapoils. Debbie lived in Inglewood Ca. in 1969 and went back this week to find where she use to live. I didn’t have the heart to tell them they were in the heart of the hood. Debbie said when they were out of their car taking pictures that they didn’t see anyone. I said Debbie, believe me, they saw you.

The 8:00 ticket door didn't open untill 8:15 AM

Guests:

Ross the Intern. The editing on his piece was terrific. Ross always delivers, so I focus on other things. Ross is the best. I feel sorry for him on Celebrity Fit Club because everyone is so angry and mean. They curse and fight, but not Ross. Ross is a great guy.

Cameron Diaz always talks about burping or peeing or something.(Something's not right) I don’t think Justin Timberlake misses that. Cameron Diaz cracked herself up and had a great time. She is promoting the movie "SHREK The Third". Cameron looked great! Jay liked her hat.

6 Year Old Piano Prodigy Ethan Bortnick was so cute. I thought it was going to be boring but he was so honest and sweet. Everyone loved him.

Nelly Furtado is one of the most beautiful women in the world. (Which is good because I wasn’t into the song she sang ). She looked amazing. Her jeans were tight and she has a little meat on her bones.

Remember, make some progress every single day…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is not a Stalker…

In the news, this morning I heard that Sandra Bullock has a crazy woman stalker who tried to run over Jesse James with her car. They both were just on the show not too long ago. That crazy lady could have been in the studio. She has to be crazy to try to run over Jesse James who makes monster trucks that can run her over.

I feel security is much better this week than ever before. But I just want to break it down just incase you don’t understand.

To all the high and mighty White and Jewish people. If you look down on Mexican people so much, why do you hire them to be security? That is stupid!

If you think Black and Mexican, people are so dumb, how stupid are you to use them to protect your life?

Is there an evacuation route in the studio if something happens? This is not for the dark people, It’s for you, White and Jewish people. Because ALL dark people know how to EVACUATE!

We are born with it. There never is an evacuation drill at King Drew Hospital. At Mt. Sinai, you better practice one. When something happens there, not one black or Latino person is in the building, not even a Black or Latino baby. Trust and believe.

I am looking out for you Jay!

If you get on a plane, White and Jewish people and there is not a Black or a Latino person…GET OFF! You are not safe. If you get on and the whole plane is filled with, Muslims chanting go Allah! And there is one Black or Latino person; you can sleep the whole trip. That plane is not going down. I don’t care how old or handicap that person is.

How retarded is it to know how to exit a plane? Who is going to take their chances by jumping out of a plane 25 thousand feet up in the air with a seat cushion? But they go over it every time you enter a plane. Not once have I ever seen anyone go over an evacuation route at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Is there one? Whites and Jews I hope your are reading this because we the Darks wont be there.

You don’t believe me? When you take a black person out, (we will say yes because you are paying) they will always face the door. If not, trust and believe while you are looking at the architecture or the menu, we have already spotted all of the Exit signs.

Guess What? We really don’t like you in general. We will laugh at your corny jokes and put up with you at work but that’s about it. If you stop paying, we won’t hang. Don’t ask if that’s true because we will deny it every time. As soon as we get home it’s " Do you know what that cracker had the nerve to say? Every one is prejudice when they get home!

If something happened in the studio, you will see how close of friends we are. I can picture Jerry the keyboard player saying "Hey, Kevin did you hear…where did he go? Hey, Vicky I think I smell smoke…where did she go? What's up Doc? My man Smitty, I think something’s wrong, I…Hey! We will knock you over to get out because you are just standing there trying to figure out what’s going on. Run first, ask later.

Dark people don’t need a plan because we will bust through a wall like the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull. (White people are laughing but the dark people are nodding and saying "That’s true sister")

Why is the head of security also in charge of telling the ladies with the big boobs how to line up to dance on the stage before the show? How stupid is that? Can somebody please think?

You need to be nice to the security guards and maybe one might look out for you. I bet that old Asian security guard, Jet Li Sr. or whatever his name is can take a broom and beat the daylight out of someone.

I was there when that girl jumped on the stage last year. It took a long time for anyone to respond? (Check the tape) That actor had to grab her, take her off stage, and scream cut the cameras, before anyone helped him. That is Unacceptable! Look at the tape! I was out of my seat before she got to the stage.

Jay played it cool but I bet Jeff couldn’t clean Jay’s suit that day. Jay do you have pepper spray or anything at that desk? Don’t live in fear, just be prepared.

To the one Persian/Armenian looking guy who works at the studio. Your name sounds like something a cat threw up, Iaaackkk. We all know that you and that girl that dresses nice all the time with the pointed black boots are involved. ( Those boots are great for getting roaches in a corner) Girl, you can do so much better than him! He’s a player and he is not all that.

Ms. Debbie. (Producer/cue card writer) Who were you being cute for today? Your toes were out (red pedicure, nice), Cute black leather jacket, tight white T-shirt (I never knew you had hooters). You have a hot little body under all those clothes. Rock it honey!

Guests:
Ross The Intern, who is love. Ross has lost weight with the "Show Celebrity Fit Club"on VH1. He looked good before. Now Ross is healthier.

Conan O’Brien told a story about how he was over Jay’s house and Jay went to sleep. That is exactly what I’m going to do IF he takes over the Tonight Show! Go to Sleep.

Venus Ramey who was Miss America 1944. Some old lady. I’m surprised she didn’t bake a pie.

Kings of Leon was the musical guest. They had so many fans. K. of L. all are so skinny and had on tight black pants. They were good! The lead singer is hot!

Remember, nobody cares about you more than you…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo-Jaya

Hey do you know this hot Tonight Show Tech? Do you want to?
Please leave a message for Richard the Tech if you want to met him.

Every day I see this guy who looks like a lumber jack. I told him that I call him lumber jack. His name is Richard.

The next day he gave me his picture.
I am afraid.

The flowers in front of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno are cared for by Miguel and Guillermo. When NBC has In and Out burger delivered Miguel and Guillermo aren't allowed to have any.


Dear Billy the Cig.

You do not make enough money, or have the position, or the talent, or the power to maintain the attitude you have at the Tonight Show. You are a peon and should be happy that they let you run around looking lost every day. Don't you ever roll your eyes at me again you little Ross the Intern wanna be. You need to go to GNC and purchase some Smooth Move Tea and stay close to home.

Vicky (The Tonight Show Singer who never gets acknowledged. The band would stink with out her) had on a skirt! It looked good. You go Victor Victoria!

Guests:

Ross the Intern. I love him! I can't wait for him to have his own show!

Jack Black is funny! I think he was high. He always looks like he is ready to take a mug shot. If he washed his hair I wouldn't recognize him. I love his new show "Acceptable TV" and his music band Tenatious D.

Sanjaya who is very cute and becoming more gay, day by gay. He is off American Idol and wants to work in showbizness. Well, when he is completely gay, and if he's Jewish he could write for the Tonight Show.

The musical guest was Ok Go. They are a fun band. The back ground looked like red devil fingers blowing behind them. It helped take away the fact that nobody knew the song.

Remember, make use of your mind...

LoVe Ya,

GloZell