Purple Green Purple Green…

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I wasn’t sleepy this morning! In the 8AM line today I met Rohit and his wife Rebecca from India; they were visiting his cousin Christa from Canada California.


9:00 AM I performed with Luis Oliart and Alan. Last month Luis performed at Carnegie Hall in New York (sorry about the spelling).


We are teaching at First Christian Church of North Hollywood Music Camp.


I will not be able to go to the music camp performance on Friday due to the fact I have to sit in line in order to get into the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I know the kids will be great!

The kids love playing with my hair.


Everyone asks me everyday about Jay and what job is he is going to give me… even the kids. Everyday! It’s funny, I don’t mind. I answer that question at least 20 times a day, over and over.

The kids learned about string instruments today!


Guest: Sandra Bullock = Love. She is awesome! Pretty, stylish, funny, and talented. She loves Prince (Purple Rain… His best album) I think Sandra looks like Michael Jackson. Jay loves women in hats. Noted! Sandra had extensions and probably wore a hat to cover its new growth. Her hair is never right when she come to the show.

Luis Oliart with his son who is in the Music camp.


The junior teachers are great!


One opened a shaken soda..ha ha


In the T. S. with Jay Leno line, I met Gwen and Talya from Spain! They met at a gym. Gwen gave me her address and said that I should come visit her. How Great!


I also met "The Nelsons" from Naperville Illinois. (When it’s time for me to get my hair done, I’m from Naperville…ha ha) They gave me lunch. Thanks so much!


Guest: Chris Mathews was a great guest. Informative about the war, The President, Republicans and the Democratic ticket.

There was puppy at the show today; he is in training to be a Seeing Eye dog. It’s is so great how animals can help people.


Vicki (The band Singer) has been wearing some cute new tops. My favorite is a white tunic.

It was comfortable in the studio. The Air-condition must be broken…Or… Global warming has hit the Tonight Show with Jay Leno Studio.

Suzanne Vega was the musical guest. She was all right. Suzanne had one cute guy in the band with a hat on. Then the guy started singing and... It was a WOMAN! She had this Annie Lenox appeal. It worked! The lady in the hat took all of the focus. Everyone was saying the guy in a hat is woman. Jay is right, it’s something about a woman in a hat.

Today, Perky Page did a great job. I love watching her. She sings and dances all of the time. Scott (Head of the Pages) you are doing a great job.


The Pages are a reflection of your great leadership.

Thanks to the Burbank Police who are doing a great job at NBC. Tony (Head of Tonight Show with Jay Leno security) came out to check on things today. Everyone is doing a great job!

FCCNH Music Camp Staff… Thanks for letting me be apart.


Remember, Make a joyful noise…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo-2-D-2

I'm still swimming without water.

I shouldn't be left unattended. I am running amuck! To entertain myself, I decided to pretend that I was C3PO from the movie "Star Wars" next to the R2-D2 mailbox in front of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. (Hey Lukas, I am your mother.)



I also posed in front of the big NBC sign. (I wonder If I can return this non-fitting extra large bathing suit from Target that cost 14.99. It does not have enough material for a extra large behind)



I'm going to start my own swimsuit magazine and call it. ZELLULITE (I am a genius!)

My boyfriend drove through a red light by accident last night, but I lived to blog again... I thought my heart was going to stop before his car did.



We have been together 9 months. ( I didn't tell my mother he was white, I told her he was light skined, don't you tell her either...)



We are at the middle of the week! Jay and his wonderful staff will be back soon. Until then please watch tonight's show. Evanescence was entertaining!

Guests:

Pitch to America. Some lady is marketing tape, that women use to push their breast up. It looked painful and stupid, but it sold. I'm going to go to Office Depot and market some post it stickies to write on your underwear and make millions. (I'm a genius)

Sandra Bullock was in a skin tight dress. She looked stunning. Sandra's hair was okay in the front, but it looked like her stylist went on strike before they finished the back. It looked like a rat's nest back there.

Andy Richter, a traditional, funny chubby comedian. NBC loves him, I think he has been on three failed shows but maybe his new show will be the winner. I'm sure they will pair him up with a hot girl that he could never get in real life. Typical!

Evanescence was the musical group. I heard the lead girl was a real pill back stage, but she was good. Her voice is strong. I like Evanescence, but all of their music sounds similar. She is very pretty in a soft Goth way.

Remember, let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me... true and cheesy, I couldn't think of anything else.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is not a Stalker…

In the news, this morning I heard that Sandra Bullock has a crazy woman stalker who tried to run over Jesse James with her car. They both were just on the show not too long ago. That crazy lady could have been in the studio. She has to be crazy to try to run over Jesse James who makes monster trucks that can run her over.

I feel security is much better this week than ever before. But I just want to break it down just incase you don’t understand.

To all the high and mighty White and Jewish people. If you look down on Mexican people so much, why do you hire them to be security? That is stupid!

If you think Black and Mexican, people are so dumb, how stupid are you to use them to protect your life?

Is there an evacuation route in the studio if something happens? This is not for the dark people, It’s for you, White and Jewish people. Because ALL dark people know how to EVACUATE!

We are born with it. There never is an evacuation drill at King Drew Hospital. At Mt. Sinai, you better practice one. When something happens there, not one black or Latino person is in the building, not even a Black or Latino baby. Trust and believe.

I am looking out for you Jay!

If you get on a plane, White and Jewish people and there is not a Black or a Latino person…GET OFF! You are not safe. If you get on and the whole plane is filled with, Muslims chanting go Allah! And there is one Black or Latino person; you can sleep the whole trip. That plane is not going down. I don’t care how old or handicap that person is.

How retarded is it to know how to exit a plane? Who is going to take their chances by jumping out of a plane 25 thousand feet up in the air with a seat cushion? But they go over it every time you enter a plane. Not once have I ever seen anyone go over an evacuation route at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Is there one? Whites and Jews I hope your are reading this because we the Darks wont be there.

You don’t believe me? When you take a black person out, (we will say yes because you are paying) they will always face the door. If not, trust and believe while you are looking at the architecture or the menu, we have already spotted all of the Exit signs.

Guess What? We really don’t like you in general. We will laugh at your corny jokes and put up with you at work but that’s about it. If you stop paying, we won’t hang. Don’t ask if that’s true because we will deny it every time. As soon as we get home it’s " Do you know what that cracker had the nerve to say? Every one is prejudice when they get home!

If something happened in the studio, you will see how close of friends we are. I can picture Jerry the keyboard player saying "Hey, Kevin did you hear…where did he go? Hey, Vicky I think I smell smoke…where did she go? What's up Doc? My man Smitty, I think something’s wrong, I…Hey! We will knock you over to get out because you are just standing there trying to figure out what’s going on. Run first, ask later.

Dark people don’t need a plan because we will bust through a wall like the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull. (White people are laughing but the dark people are nodding and saying "That’s true sister")

Why is the head of security also in charge of telling the ladies with the big boobs how to line up to dance on the stage before the show? How stupid is that? Can somebody please think?

You need to be nice to the security guards and maybe one might look out for you. I bet that old Asian security guard, Jet Li Sr. or whatever his name is can take a broom and beat the daylight out of someone.

I was there when that girl jumped on the stage last year. It took a long time for anyone to respond? (Check the tape) That actor had to grab her, take her off stage, and scream cut the cameras, before anyone helped him. That is Unacceptable! Look at the tape! I was out of my seat before she got to the stage.

Jay played it cool but I bet Jeff couldn’t clean Jay’s suit that day. Jay do you have pepper spray or anything at that desk? Don’t live in fear, just be prepared.

To the one Persian/Armenian looking guy who works at the studio. Your name sounds like something a cat threw up, Iaaackkk. We all know that you and that girl that dresses nice all the time with the pointed black boots are involved. ( Those boots are great for getting roaches in a corner) Girl, you can do so much better than him! He’s a player and he is not all that.

Ms. Debbie. (Producer/cue card writer) Who were you being cute for today? Your toes were out (red pedicure, nice), Cute black leather jacket, tight white T-shirt (I never knew you had hooters). You have a hot little body under all those clothes. Rock it honey!

Guests:
Ross The Intern, who is love. Ross has lost weight with the "Show Celebrity Fit Club"on VH1. He looked good before. Now Ross is healthier.

Conan O’Brien told a story about how he was over Jay’s house and Jay went to sleep. That is exactly what I’m going to do IF he takes over the Tonight Show! Go to Sleep.

Venus Ramey who was Miss America 1944. Some old lady. I’m surprised she didn’t bake a pie.

Kings of Leon was the musical guest. They had so many fans. K. of L. all are so skinny and had on tight black pants. They were good! The lead singer is hot!

Remember, nobody cares about you more than you…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell is Brilliant...

In line I sat next to Sondra and Bob from Kansas city Missouri. Before the show Sondra was picked to dance and received an Tonight Show with Jay Leno bag. She really knows how to shake it like a salt shaker. They are both retired and spend their time and money to travel the states, golf , and remodel their beautiful home.


Guests:

Pitch to America. Some lady is marketing tape, that women use to push their breast up. It looked painful and stupid but it sold. I'm going to go to Office Depot and market some post it stickies to write on your underwear and make millions. (I'm a genius)

Sandra Bullock was in a skin tight dress. She looked stunning. Sondra's hair was okay in the front, but it looked like her stylist went on strike before they finished the back. It looked like a rat's nest back there.

Andy Richter, a traditional, funny chubby comedian. NBC loves him I think he has been on three failed shows but maybe his new show will be the winner. I'm sure they will pair him up with a hot girl that he could never get in real life.

Evanescence was the musical group. I heard the lead girl was a real pill back stage, but she was good. Her voice is strong. I like Evanescence, but all of their music sounds similar.

Remember, let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me... true and cheesy, I couldn't think of anything else.

LoVe Ya,

GloZell