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Showing posts with label Tori spelling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tori spelling. Show all posts

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Glo ll Men

In line today I met Judith and her daughter Jamie Habert. Judith wrote a book named "Hey I'm Italian". It's a great read.

Today's show is the number one show of the year so far. !

Terry Bradshaw's zipper was down. Everyone in the audience saw it when he walked out. It was so funny when Jay told him. His reaction is going in Jay top 10 moments. LoVe Ya Terry!


The show did a segment called "The audience wants to know". The guy Dave who looks for people in the audence to ask Jay a question, looks like Ellen Degeneres identical younger brother.Joey Fat-One from N'Sync made a cameo apperance.Marie Osmand was great to see. I use to sneak and watch the Donny and Marie show growing up, because everyone said that they stole their music from "The Jackson 5" and I wasn't allowed to watch. I didn't care it was nice seeing a girl perform on TV. Marie said that she has been in the buisness for 44 years. Okay all those years don't count. You took a 20 year break and you had a break down.Marie.Before the first guest, Michael Buffer purposed to his girlfriend after saying "Lets get ready to Rumble." I bet she was thinking this is nice to purpose to me in front of 382 total strangers. It was about as romantic as a funeral.Michael Buble was great. The girls just screamed I Love You Michael.Boyz 11 Men was Michael's back up. It was the best ever! I couldn't hear everything because of this drum beat. Then I realized it was the sound of Nate(far left) big lips hitting the microphone.Remember, it is a Jewish and a Muslim Holiday time. There is one God, but yet all over the world we fight to prove which way is the right way to get to "HIM".

LoVe Ya,


GloZell


GLOZELL"S GHETTO GOSSIP----------------------------------------------------------------I can't believe the men that was in Anna Nicole's life


Did you hear about the book Howard K Stern giving Larry Birkhead...BirkHead?


Eleven years ago Tupac died. There has been no leads as to who did it. And there never will. One of the last thinGs Tupac said was" When my heart can beat no more. I hope I die for a Principle or a Belief that I had lived for"... Nope, it was a drive by.I approve of Halle Berry and Gabriel having a baby
I don't blame Tori Spelling risking her billion dollar inheritance by divorcing her first regular looking husband for her second good looking husband for fear that the child might look like...her
Renee Zellweger has been seen with Paul McCatney.


He traded one woman without one leg for a woman with two jacked up pouty bug lips lips. Where is that Uno Ono lady to break up this Beatle relationship?





























































































Wednesday, April 18, 2007

GloZell can u spare a dime ?

I wasn’t feeling the best about myself because I was talking to a homeless person today in the 8:00 AM ticket line, who was dressed better than I was. He thought I was homeless. I wanted to scream, "I’m not homeless, I’m just fat and freezing"! I refuse to buy new clothes when I have so many, in different sizes. I just can’t fit them. I do need some kind of uniform for myself.

The people in line today were so much fun! We all laughed and took pictures it was great. Two people gave me their head shots and one guy named Tommy bit a dime bent it and gave it to me. He has been trying to get on the show to impress Ed Asner. Tommy is a real strong man who can bend steel of any kind.





The Tonight Show band played three new songs today! Hallelujah!

Jay talked about who Richard Gere who is in trouble with the Indian people because he kissed an Indian girl on the cheek in India, which is forbidden.

First of all, I’m glad Richard Gere is kissing a girl and not a gerbil. Second of all if Indian people want to protest, forget Richard Gere they should band together to stop Sanjaya. Indian people should grab Al Sharpton also, because Al thought he had the best hair after they finally buried James Brown, then poof! Here comes Sanjaya.Al is ticked off. I think Sanjaya is Blacian. Band together Indians and Blacks.

Guests:

Tobey Maguire. I have seen him three times on the show, talking about the same movie. Spider-Man 1-2-3. I have Arach-ni-boria the fear of boring spiders.

Tori Spelling. Money can’t buy you love, a pretty face, or a career. Her new show is so bad, they didn’t show a clip. I would have loved to see Jay pretend to have liked it

Dear Tracy,

the beautiful producer who is pregnant (and looks like she is going to have a girl, congrats!) for the love of all that’s Holy, please do not even think about wearing a dress as ugly and unflattering as the one Tori wore today. Tori’s dress hurt my feelings. Even Tobey didn’t stay to met Tori. I thought Tobey and Tori would have a lot in common since he did the movie, Sea Biscuit.

Just looking out for you girlfriends.

The cast of Wicked performed. They were the best! I loved them! I wish I could see the whole musical. They were lively and energetic. I can’t say enough!

Wow! Sunjaya just got kicked of American Idol. Indians and Blacks work fast! He will be missed.

Remember, dare to experiment with your own life…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell