Y0-GLO...

I sit outside and I wonder why do I come to the show everyday. I use to have answer. To be a correspondent for the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno". But that has come and gone.

Every once and a while someone will mention a Mrs. Miller. She use to come to the show all of the time. I think she started with Johnny Carson. I have never met her.

Last week someone asked if the studio was haunted. I said, that is a strange question. Johnny wasn’t in the same studio Jay is in.

The same day as I was walking down the outside line making sure everyone has a ticket. A lady asked if I knew Mrs. Miller. I said no, but I have heard of her. She said that when Mrs. Miller died that Jay Leno paid for her funeral. I wonder if that was about four years ago? When I came to California.

As I right this, I have goose bumps. I wonder if Jay wanted to say something to her that he didn’t get to say. I wonder if Mrs. Miller had something that, she wanted to say.

I feel like someone wants Jay to know that they are okay and that everyone’s together. Now I hope a penny will slide up my door and I make a clay mess with a fine guy like in the movie "Ghost".

I don’t believe in that kind of stuff, but I’m out of reasons. Jay is a bad mother shut your mouth, if he is so loved in this world that someone wanted him to know that someone will always be looking out after him on this side. (Crazy I know) I hope no one believes this.

I think that Mrs. Miller wants her name on a piece of tape across the place where she use to sit. And she likes the picture of herself and Jay in his dressing room. When I see everyone doing there jobs especially the security, it’s bitter sweet because I feel like my time must be coming to and end. Jay is taken care of. Jamie it’s okay when you cry at your special place. You are loved, always. And they are proud of you!

Maybe my mind is just playing with me. Well hopefully Jay Leno is not mad by this blog, if any one tells him. Just think of it as a nice thought. That’s what I’m going to do.

I don't want any money from Jay Leno, and I don't have to be on the show, but if I could get on the guess list, I could work and still go to the show. If I ever accepted either one from Mr. Leno or The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, then Jay would never believe that my intentions are for good. Thanks!

Debbie (Producer/Cue Card writer) I am jealous of those tiny jeans you were wearing today. Everyone noticed. You looked great yesterday and today. I will find out what is going on with you.

I sat next to the coolest young Asian people. David, Cindy, Shirly,and Christina who are from Edmanton, Alberta Canada, Eh. They love NE-YO.

Officer Adler was good today. He looks just like John Tossel from the show 20/20.

Guests:

Can you impress Ed Asner? The first two people were horrible. The last lady who was 90 years old, was so good I jumped up to clap for her. Ed was flirting with her.

Thomas Haden Church from Spider-Man 3 was funny. The clip from the movie looked intense

Elsie McLean is 102 years old and hit a hole in one playing golf last month. Elsie was cute!She doesn’t eat vegetables and doesn’t like doctors.

Ne-Yo was the musical guest. He had a clear voice. I understood everything he was saying. Ne-Yo had his eyes closed during most of the performance.

The funniest people on the show were well over 80 years old.

Remember, you are as young as you feel…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Cheeks...

Today was a great day. I met Patti and Tom from Mentone California. Tom and I went to sleep on Patti’s legs because we were tired. They also bought me lunch. They were very nice.

I met Arielle Mcewen, and her friends Shyla, Jenna-Dean, Tara. They were young, good looking and on the guest list. I said let me guess, you know Bob Perlo. (The warm up comedian) They were shocked. (How did you know? They asked) Because you fit his type. Bob, I know some good stuff about you they sang like a bird. I won’t tell until Jay retires. So, you’re safe. (Pictures coming soon)

Not that I care, but some stupid person pulled the "W" on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" sign. The red and gold one. The "W" is loose.I hope it dosn't fall and hurt someone. (Not my problem)

I finally figured out Mike the Stage Manager’s behind sequence. Mike is relaxed until it’s time for Jay to cut for a commercial break. He clenches his behind very tight. So tight, he couldn’t let out an air biscuit if he tried. Mike counts down and he relaxes when Jay cuts to a commercial.

Wait a minute…I think I see Mike’s… it is!. I see his underwear line. Mike is cutting cheese on the right side. ( Ha Ha ) Oh that means… could it be true… Mike the Stage manager wears… Man Panties! I love it. You can get Man Panties from a lot of places. Target has them 4 for 15 dollars, in different colors for the manly man.

I don’t know why I like behinds so much. I didn’t know white people had them. I think I need to Out myself. I GloZell Green am a gay man trapped in a black goddess body. Oh well.

The on duty, Officer Rojas was good. I like him!

Guests:

Howie Mandel is the host of Deal or No Deal. I know one of the suitcase girls. It’s cold and they have to stand a long time. The show that airs is much shorter than the show live. The audience is stuck in the studio for at least 3 hours.

Howie gets frustrated and leaves the stage while people are still trying to guess what suitcase they want. Some contestants take a long time. That is life-changing money and they don’t want to mess up. I also heard that the producers for that show treat people like dirt.

What! NBC producers treating people who work for them like dirt! I can't believe it. (Not)

Howie Mandel has this thing with germs. I wanted to cough on him and watch him have a conniption. He is funny, and looks like a thumb. Who wants to touch him?

Bryce Dallas Howard from Spider-Man 3. Due to the fact that her father is Ron Howard. (I love him) I just can’t say anything bad. However, I will say if they had to shoot Spider Man 3 tomorrow. Spider-Man would need a little help catching her.

Alan Jackson was the musical guest. Alan was so sexy. He just stood and sung a simple song that was touching and beautiful. I give him the L.U.A. The Leg Up Award! That’s when you see someone who is hot and your leg goes up. Congratulations Allan!

Remember, inner freedom comes from what is true…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell can u spare a dime ?

I wasn’t feeling the best about myself because I was talking to a homeless person today in the 8:00 AM ticket line, who was dressed better than I was. He thought I was homeless. I wanted to scream, "I’m not homeless, I’m just fat and freezing"! I refuse to buy new clothes when I have so many, in different sizes. I just can’t fit them. I do need some kind of uniform for myself.

The people in line today were so much fun! We all laughed and took pictures it was great. Two people gave me their head shots and one guy named Tommy bit a dime bent it and gave it to me. He has been trying to get on the show to impress Ed Asner. Tommy is a real strong man who can bend steel of any kind.





The Tonight Show band played three new songs today! Hallelujah!

Jay talked about who Richard Gere who is in trouble with the Indian people because he kissed an Indian girl on the cheek in India, which is forbidden.

First of all, I’m glad Richard Gere is kissing a girl and not a gerbil. Second of all if Indian people want to protest, forget Richard Gere they should band together to stop Sanjaya. Indian people should grab Al Sharpton also, because Al thought he had the best hair after they finally buried James Brown, then poof! Here comes Sanjaya.Al is ticked off. I think Sanjaya is Blacian. Band together Indians and Blacks.

Guests:

Tobey Maguire. I have seen him three times on the show, talking about the same movie. Spider-Man 1-2-3. I have Arach-ni-boria the fear of boring spiders.

Tori Spelling. Money can’t buy you love, a pretty face, or a career. Her new show is so bad, they didn’t show a clip. I would have loved to see Jay pretend to have liked it

Dear Tracy,

the beautiful producer who is pregnant (and looks like she is going to have a girl, congrats!) for the love of all that’s Holy, please do not even think about wearing a dress as ugly and unflattering as the one Tori wore today. Tori’s dress hurt my feelings. Even Tobey didn’t stay to met Tori. I thought Tobey and Tori would have a lot in common since he did the movie, Sea Biscuit.

Just looking out for you girlfriends.

The cast of Wicked performed. They were the best! I loved them! I wish I could see the whole musical. They were lively and energetic. I can’t say enough!

Wow! Sunjaya just got kicked of American Idol. Indians and Blacks work fast! He will be missed.

Remember, dare to experiment with your own life…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell