The Glo Wisperer

It's 99cent 2 piece chicken and Popeye's! I try to be healthy but I can't even get two apples for 99 cent.

I heard from my computer teacher Rithy that at Famous in 31 days. com has a nice video about the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and I. So please go to Famous in 31days.com

Marissa and Robin was in line today at 4:30 AM.

Marissa's boyfriend was in the silliest car accidents I have ever seen. John was backing out in the NBC parking lot, saw the brand new BMW of a Days of your Lives employee but didn't think the car was as close as it was. John backed into it. Every on in line saw it and asked him"didn't you hear the horn"? He heard it but didn't know it was coming from the car behind him.
In line I met Gail, Joe, and Debbie. Debbie has lost 15 pounds since may on the Lendora Diet even thought she cheats.Only 60 carbs. Debbie shared her protein bars but Joe ate a sandwich.

Debbie son (Who turned 18 today and watches Jay everyday) asked his mom to call his girlfriend Roquel's school pretend to be her parent so she could leave school early to go to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Eric(his father) called but didn't know how to spell her name...she still was able to leave early.

Eric is a pastor at The Mariners Church in Newport Coast Dr. in Irvine California. Eric said that they worship aliens... I can't wait to visit. They were wild and crazy Christians! They are fun!

Roberta is a Studio Teacher. That means she teaches kids who are on movie sets. Roberta is a big Reba fan and is wearing from head to toe Reba Wear. I didn't even know Reba had a clothing line.

Yanel Escobar(She has Escobar tatooed on her lower back) and her boyfriend Jose Arteaga were love muffins all day! She even popped his zit in line! They were fun and have know each other since middle school.

Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt. Usually she wears something form fitting. Jennifer has big thighs and hips.(not in a bad way) Today she had on this white 80's Prom dress that did hug her curves. Jennifer looked like it was her Quinceanera. The white was wasn't a flatering color on her. She looked like...a Ghost Whisperer.

Jeff Corwin and the animals. The wolves and the leopard maybe it was a cheetah was cute. Jay loves to think that just because he has a cat that he is good with the wild cats. Jay is like"shhh shhh shhh" to the leopard before it bit his hand. (it was a small on so no blood or anything) Jay thinks he's a leopard whisperer.

REBA MCENTIRE AND VINCE GILL This was one of the few time I wish I could met a guest. I love Reba and watch her show in reruns. She is the biggest star( I would faint if Dolly Parton was ever on the show) Thanks Tonight Show With Jay Leno for booking Reba!
KEVIN EBANKS AND THE TONIGHT SHOW BAND DID TWO NEW SONGS TODAY! YEA! THIS WAS A GREAT GREAT SHOW!
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Keiffer Sutherland Got arrested for drunk driving. That man hasn't been right ever since Julia Roberts dumped him. He has been a drunk ever since. Then she married Lyle Lovett. They were only married for about 24 hours.

Mike Tyson might go to jail for possession of cocaine, pot while drinking and driving. Who is going to be his cell mate...Hannibal Lector? They can spend the time biting one another.

Glo is Rocking!

In line today I met Byron with Kucinich for President.Org. Byron asked every one to please vote.Maurice came to the show today. Maurice is less frustrated this week because he got a call from someone who can hook him up, job wise in the field of movie production. Maurice spent most of the day counting the people in line. He counted for about three hours.(Maurice is also a actor/model for hire) Roxanne and her sister Shirley encouraged Maurice to count. Rox is on the phone telling her son about me and the fun she was having in the line.(Thanks)

Dodger Dave came to the show with his girlfriend who took a big fat nap. Dodger Dave walked down the street and bought his girl some flowers but she didn't want them so he gave them to someone else.
Who left them behind the bushes.
Before the show Mr. Sprinkles(the older guy with white hair who holds cue cards) who is usually relaxed couldn't get the name card on Jack's The Bunz Camera. He tried for minutes. Finally he got it. When Jack got to his camera he had to redo the card. Good try anyways Mr. Sprinkles.
On the show Jay made a joke saying that all white people look alike. Then he said that's why he mistook Dennis J. Kucinich for Dwayne The Rock Johnson".

First of all Jay "The Rock" isn't white. I don't know what they call Samoans in Beverly Hills where you live, but on Crenshaw,Ingelwood,Compton they are Black. Didn't you notice that there were 15 black people at the show today.
Dennis J. Kucinich is running for President. That's news to me. He didn't wear a suit.(different but cool) The show spotlighted his wife...they didn't put a spotlight on other candidates wives.
He said it was love at first sight...there is not that much eyesight in the world. His wife was very good looking...Unless he has a nice horseless carriage and saved her from a life of the Amish because she got tired of making quilts. I don't know how they got together. She is 6ft and he is 4 apples tall. If she can fall in love with him...maybe the world can. Kucinich for President.
The third D on the show Dianna Krall. I loved her music with the three wise me playing in the back. Great music.
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP!

Did you hear that Rosie wrote a book where she trashes "The View" and B. Walters but she turned down the offer to talk about her book on Oprah.

Speaking of Lesbians! (that was smooth) There is a new book coming out next year written by the lady who played Marcia on the Brady Bunch. It's suppose to reveal that she was hooking up with the girl who played Jan. Now there is a story! Marcia Marcia Marcia what the Beep beep beep was going on! The Nasty Bunch.

This was the supposed to be the American family. Backstage the father was gay, the oldest son made out with the mom and now this. We will find out for sure when the books hit the shelves.
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Marcel Marceau 1923---2007 Holocaust Survivor---and Mime

I leave you with his most famous words

GloZell...The Homless man is a Preacher?

Friday I was sitting next to Jim and his daughter Stephanie from Illinois.

The homeless guy who had been asleep and stretched out in the line, woke up and was passing by...then he stopped noticed Jim's hat that had OU on it.

Homeless guy=HG

HG --- Hey I was born in Oklahoma. My father was the third Governor of Oklahoma

Jim-(Nods his head)

HG----You know the world works in threes.

GloZell( I start listening because his was well spoken. )

HG--- I was saved at ORU. Oral Roberts University

GloZell---(wow)

HG-- I was saved at the age of 8. Angelina Jolie went threw a lot in her life...she was raised in Beverly Hills.

HG-- I Know that James Garner is from Oklahoma and Tom Cruise was from Jersey.

HG--- I was saved at 8 years old in front of ORU. You know the similarity to Genius and Jesus!

GloZell (Hmm have I just discarded this man because he is homeless, he seems to be interesting)

HG-- I'm a street preacher!

GloZell--(what preach it man)

HG-- The world is lost (Amen) And They need the Holy Ghost!(Alright preach it) I am the Holy

Ghost (Yes...wait...What did he say?)

HG--- I have saved The Harlem Globetrotters! I have saved the Harlem Globetrotters.

Jim ,Stephanie and I look at each other trying not to laugh and not sure what to do or how long is he going to preach.

HG just stopped and went back to the end of the line where he went back to sleep.

Guest: Hugh Laurie from the show House. He was charming and good looking and it looks like he wears a hair piece. he is still hot.

Sherri Shepherd from "The View". Sherri said that she didn't know that the world was flat when she was asked that by Whoopie on the show "The View".
Let me break it down for you.

Whoppie---Hey Sherri I'm going to be the smart black person on the show.

Sherri-- Well, what is great about the show is that we all can give...(cut off)

Whoppie--Listen...Do you want to keep your job. Aren't' you a single mother?

Sherri---Yes but I don't know (Cut off)

Whoppie---Shut up! Look we are lucky that there is one black person on this show, but since there is two, you had better listen to me or else. Barbara Walters and I go way back.

Whoopi---Who has won a Oscar!

Sherri--You

Whoopi-- Who has no eyebrows but nobody says anything

Sherri-- You

Whoopi--Okay then. I'm going to ask you a easy question and you better not answer right. From then on if you want to be right you can, but no one is going to listen to you because they will all think that you are dumb. I will look good and you keep your job...got it.

Sherri--Yes... Whoopi.

So on the show Whoopie gave the signal and asked "Sherri is the world flat?"

Sherri--(On national Television) I don't know.

Whoopi (just to rub it in) Sherri "You don't know if the world is flat?"

Sherri-- I never thought about it, I need to feed my child and we can go to the library.

And that my friends is what really went down. How could somebody that was picked for The View be that dumb?

With Elizabeth pregnant and Barbara gone most of the time, adding Whoopi and Sherri makes Joy the thinnest one on the show!

Editors was the musical guest.

I got a call from Mary from England I met her last year in line . Mary and her husband Vic go to the show every year. They came two weeks ago and asked what does John Melendez do? Mary from England called me Friday morning and said that ever since she asked me that, John has been doing more on the show. I will now answer the question that I get asked all of the time.

WHAT DOES JOHN MELENDEZ DO?
John is there because if wouldn't seem right for Jay Leno to have a black male sidekick. Who else have you seen have more than one side kick? Kevin Eubanks doesn't cut it! Kevin directs the Tonight Show Band 8 songs, plays the guitar (while high) and interrupts a perfectly good monologue.

John sits...raises a cup...

However, if Kevin did the same skits John does from time to time, Black People would protest! Kevin would look stupid. You need a white guy!

John is there so black people can't say that Kevin is a Uncle Tom yes sir that sho issa funny mister Jay I will just play my guitar and laugh even though I might not be paying attention guy.
John is the fall guy. Now do you understand. John is cool by me.

I shouldn't even say a thing because Kevin Eubanks is the closest thing NBC has to a black Comedy show...NBC = No Black Comedies.
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Denise Richards is mad at Charlie Sheen for watching adult films. Hey Denise he was known for that before you married him. How about we keep on dwelling on the fact that you took you best friend (Heather Locklear) husband you nasty tart! That's not the worst. Heather Locklear was so out of her mind she was forced into the arms of David Spade. How do you sleep at night!
Have you seen OJ's stupid girlfriend. Her name is Christine and OJ met her 12 years ago when she was a 19 year old cocktail waitress! Hello Stupid Christine OJ met Nicole Brown when she was a 19 year old cocktail waitress. The Knifing is on the wall. Don't say I didn't tell you.
I want to know what fools are giving Brittany Spears a reality show! The only reason she said yes was because she heard random drug testing...She thought it was testing random drugs! God Bless her.
Is J-Lo pregnant? I hope the child totally looks like her!
I have been watching Rock of Love the dating reality show with Bret Michaels...Then I remembered that he was on the reality show Surreal Life...then I remembered that HE IS MARRIED! I haven't seen a thing on the fact he is divorced or separated! If anyone knows if Brett is Married or not let me know... if he is then he is worst that Fava Flav. Say it ain't so.