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Monday, August 31, 2009

The Grocery Store... GloZell's Stand up Aug 28th Comedy Store


The people in charge said that I can come back anytime...

Thank you to everyone who came out... I had a nice crowed for support.



GloZell's Ghetto issues...

The guest house we are going to go see... the guy informs us NO TV and NO TV hookup... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay... we lived this long with out TV .

And... the very friendly dog does his walk around the guest house...

So we are still looking at it, could still work. The place is closer than the hotel.

Um... I am waiting on a call about another guest house from a church member.

Okay I will keep you posted.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Smoking makes me look good... Leslie S.


( I will post my stand up from last night Monday)

This Video is over 35 Thousand hits on You Tube...


Today Mary has signed us up for some kind of workout class... (She is serious about looking extra hot for the Emmy's)

SK went to work... better mind set about it. He was positive... which helps so much and he was job searching this morning...

WEE WEE ( That's my French) Q and Mary are taking us to a FRENCH Restaurant for SK's Birthday tonight... so so so excited... I would take a shower but that's not French.

Fun Fun Fun... life is funny... A star last night. French Tonight! Homeless Monday... I am enjoying my journey... aren't you... can you imaging the videos from the hotel... ha ha ha...

I will keep you posting.. ( Wink Kiss)

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson!

Friday, August 28, 2009

Drive by Chicken...

WELCOME 34 FOLLOWER Thank you so much!

Don't be jealous White People because we are so creative...


GloZell's Ghetto issues...

I am suppose to get 5 mins. on stage. And I do 5 min... it goes by fast. The other comics go over... I am afraid of the music playing while I'm on stage but I will go as long as they will have me up there...

I will keep you posted...


Thursday, August 27, 2009

I spy... a hot guy...LOL



GloZell's Ghetto Issues...

SK found a hotel an hour away from where we are that we an afford for right now.
I am looking forward to a TV... WOW there might be... CABLE.

I have to write my set today I perform tomorrow...

I will keep you posted.

I perform at the World's Famous Comedy Store Aug 28th 8 PM in the Main Room . 15 Dollars + 2 Drink Min...

Thank you
I hope I am as funny as this commercial

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I became a Lesbian!...

GloZell's Ghetto Issues
Today is SK's Birthday... So I got to write that one his Facebook page and this HEIFER said Happy Birthday a day early . That was yesterday.

Today the same HEIFER said Happy Birthday I wanted to be the first to tell you. (YUK)

Then he responds... " OH your Birthday wishes are heartfelt... your Birthday is on the 29th"

So I ask Who is that?
He says an old Girlfriend...

Why the Heffer had to leave 2 messages... SK can read.

So I leave her a message... I was the first one to screw him... HA HA HA!

(I have to work on my evilness)

Just thought about it... she was the first for that also... GEEZ!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I have RODENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thank you for buying scrubs... I have to make more ... time I make them they are sold... so thank you for your support!

I have friends finding me out of the woodwork on Facebook... I have over 800 now.

OH OH... I saw RUPAUL on the hike today... I scared him I yelled right in his face " I LOVE YOU"... he chuckled and a little startled... I bet most people don't recognize him when he's not in drag...

He said " Oh.. thank you... I love you too"... it's great when stars are nice

I will be performing at the World Famous Comedy Store Friday 8PM in the MAIN ROOM (You go girl)... I wrote the outline of my set last night. Thanks

GloZell's Ghetto Issues...

The owner of the house is coming back on the 1st and SK and I still don't have a place... We are a good house sitting has been fun.

The car is 500 dollars to fix... but scrubs are selling pretty good... just takes a while to get ahead. I have some wild new ideas for some new scrubs...

I am feeling good about life... I mean... Why not?

I will keep you posted

Monday, August 24, 2009

Is that your breath?


This mint is not a suggestion... it's mandatory



Thank you so much


Sunday, August 23, 2009

Good ole Fashion Church Fight... AMEN!

My mother is A.M.E.

I don't want my Momma to turn the other cheek if the Pastor is punching the congregation

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Thank you so much! ... Just Click me!

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Mean and Nasty Show Dog!

I thought this was pretty funny!

Friday, August 21, 2009

GloZell at Comedy Store, Friday, August 28th

Come out and see me perform at the World Famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip.
$15 cover charge and 2-drink minimum.

Comedy starts at 8pm. Arrive 30 minutes early for good seating. Tell the box office that you are there to see your girl, GloZell, perform. Thank you for supporting me. can't make it? Good News! You can still show your support with a donation. Click on the Donate button in the upper right corner. Thank you.

Enjoy my previous performance at the Comedy Store below:

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

GEICO Roadside Service

I am very good in bed... I can sleep in it all day...LOL

This was my day yesterday....

Check out this little girl jamming... I wish I could dance like her...

(Get well soon Jim)

Oprah and Obama... My most viewed You Tube Video

Welcome 30th Follower... thank you for everything!

With over 2 Hundred Thousand Hits... TA DA

I was surprised... this video?

So cute... kid well 20 year old girl and some elementary school kids so far have sent my their You Tube video to look at and tell them what I think...

And this High School Baseball player from Oklahoma... asked me to send a signed picture of me for his Birthday... told him yes if he pays for sending it...

So interesting...

Okay got to get ready to go hiking...

Thank you everyone!
This is the video these young and up coming actor, producers came up with. They want my opinion . I think they have done a great job and the editing... I can't do that... so I gave them 5 Stars... the highest ranking on You Tube

They were so excited that I would look at their video... it's better than what I can do... Great job! Keep up the great work!

Friday, August 14, 2009

My Paris Hilton Spoof

This video is close to 30 Thousand on You Tube... It is my Spoof Of Paris Hilton's Carl's Jr. Commercial....


Today I had a big audition that just really came out of the blue sky... a friend of the people from the movie Pooltime... and the casting agent knows Mary...

So SK takes me there and I know my lines, I am on time, I get to ad lib...

After we make it back to the valley... we stopped and Jon's for some fruit ( Paria's mom says that's the place to go)... and

SK car won't start! Just have to say thank you Universe for allowing us to make it so close to home

Q came and picked us up... do we have the car towed to the house or to a auto shop can't pay to get it fixed now... ??? ( Thanks Mary and Q....)

So just need one thing to turn around. I'll try not to wait by the phone but we do need a miricle in 2 weeks...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

GloZell's Fan Redoing My Push Up Bra will get my man!

I am so flattered!Got to love fans...

Thanks you!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

B-12 Shot..Weight loss and Energy

remember you are absolutley unique... just like everyone else

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Morgan Free Man from his wife...


Saturday, August 08, 2009

GO MAGIC... and get some cleaning supplies

GloZell's Ghetto Review of Magic Johnson's 24 Hour Fitness Magic Sport in Sherman Oaks Galleria...

Over all rating F+

I would love to do another review and find the bathrooms up to par...

I was told by an unknown source that the bathrooms and Magics place are cleaned 1 time in the morning. So... the will be a continuing I don't want to go to the bathroom at Magic 24 Fitness

I wouldn't want to catch some kind of fungus or disease....from Magic ( you would think he would be on top of things like this...)

Friday, August 07, 2009

Last day of Wendie Wilson Adventure Boot Camp

Today was bring your man to workout day....

So early in the morning... look at how cheery WendIE Wilson is...SK is still sleep ha...

SK was a good sport...

Yea... we did it!

Thank you for coming honey!!!!!!!!!!!

The last day... I'm going to miss those Adventure Girls...
From L to Rt(Got married at a beautiful Winery,Has her own Bartenders, getting married, has family in the South, Gluten/Dairy free kids,Me and I have my own personal House Boy... WendIE Wilson!!!!!

Checking my fat... Whooo hoo... it has to be less
I introduce SK to "The Senator" who happens to be an painter... Mary couldn't come today because she worked until 2 AM... we missed you 2 EMMY MARY!

How to become More Famous-er in Hollywood

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Before We went to Lisa Lings sister house Laura Ling

It was important to me to tell SK all that I knew about the Asian People... I hoped he would listen

Asian Americans you don't have to thank me. I love spreading the education I received from the media and life to spread what I know to all...

I know I know... you are welcome.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Live Report at Laura Lings House... Back From Korea

The street is covered with news vans and police... but I went for GNEWS!

God Bless the Youth of America!

White teenagers are ... just so cute. I love them...I should adopt one

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

The Pantieless Muse... HA!

Okay I have a few video to make... they are still in my head... one is the movie review... can't wait to get to it....

However... yesterday out of the BLUE sky... I get a call from a lady who teaches acting workshops... she said that a casting agent needed a Black Female singer type.

I call the person giving the audition... I'm called to audition... and today I go back for the producers to look at me... YEA!

The casting agent told me to look 12 years younger... okay see you tomorrow great job.

So I am getting my young clothes together... HA... and I will let you know how it goes...

Oh SK is exploring his creative side...

Monday, August 03, 2009

Tea with Mr. Pibs and Elizibeth Taylor

Mr.Pibs and Elizibeth Taylor are such jolly good chums!

Cheerio Pip Pip and all that Jazz