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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Wave NU Glo!

It was Northwestern University Day! NU came out to support the WGA Strike! Two baby daddies...( They are married to woman) Great men...Great fathers... The whole family strikes... We both just use the strike stick!... Al Lewis (The Dancing Massage Therapist to the Stars ) came out to Strike! Joe D. Is still representing "Saving Grace"...( I got my shirt from his wife who I will see tonight!)Thank you Northwestern University for Supporting the WGA Strike!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Maurice... Maurice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. You just going to walk by! I know you hear me!Maurice-- I got things to do GloZell... My Danny Glover movie,Toco Bell... I have been running around... I don't have time for your pictures and that leg today.... G---So you cant talk now?... You are all that now? Come here Maurice...You can't even say hi?...You know you love me...
Ahhhhhh I met the greatest Retired people from Michigan... They got a picture with Jay...(The lady on the left...her father has 8 legs in the closet...(You should just carry one like me!)) I love the new page Cameron!....

I don't know about Beautiful Military Blonde Switzerland Page... and Sick Queen Latifa with two much Pink Eyeshadow in the day time Page (GloZell don't help us count the first thirty people... blah blah blah... we know how to do our jobs wah wah wah... )first 30 lines was wrong today ladies!... WRONG!...sorry

(When the pages come in to the lobby just do a count of the line before you sit on the stairs and talk about your important lives! Sorry again!
Don't send two NEW female pages... (counting to 30 takes a more experienced Page)

NBC Pages Al (Pretty lips) and Ben ( Sexy Opie)are doing a great job with the audience!

Sorry Al that lady gave you a hard time in the studio about her parents sitting next to her and other people saving seats... It's all because the first two pages didn't have the first 30 right right and it's a trickle down effect... and the lady was fussing to you....tisk tisk...

Jeff B. (Wordrobe Man to my Boo... so many people noticed your Buterfly pants yesterday... only you can get a way with Cirque de Soleil pants! Butterflys on your behind...LoVe it! (I'll get the dress and we can tour!)Speaking of cute clothes...The Betty Boop producer was cute yesterday in those brown heels, move somthing jeans and that multi color pupley top... cute little shape! (She was wearing a white dress shirt and black heels today)
(If you have something nice to day about someone... say it! Even if you don't know them)

Triscia Weeks and Kristine Hagan loves Marron 5... Kristine H. asked Jay if she can do a 2 minute survey...and Jay said yes! It was great... My Boo is the best! Triscia met Kevin Eubans at Denny's in Camarello Ca. about 4 years ago while Kevin was on a date!... WITH A GIRL! Yea!... I pretty white blonde girl ! ( Okay,... he sho couldn't take a black girl to Denny's)

Guest on the show...

Fine behind ( and I did look) Dave Salomoni and his animals... Can I have a slice of that Salmoni?
Tom Green (LoVe him) is always good to see! Jay said that Tom was nuts... No Jay Tom is nut... he lost one to Testicular Cancer...Maroon 5 was Awsome.. the audience was singing all the words... There is no audience like the Tonight Show with JAY LENO audience... next year with out Jay the audience is going to suck!

My Boo...

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Glo and the 12 inch Stepdad!...

Starbucks gave strikers Latte coupons! ( If only we had more donuts Jay)

The strikers are going strong... word on the street is that the strike should be over within three weeks.... Maybe this week! (The baby is tired of striking!)The strike ended is one issue but returning to your jobs is another...

If I was Jeff Zucker... it would have to cross my mind that Jay is winning in the ratings... and that he is not using the his writers. (Right Jay your not useing your writers) Just business: If I was Jeff I would put some Tonight Show writers on other shows... they are not ALL needed at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno... (But they deserve great jobs same pay!)(Jeff is cute in a Powerful Thumb sort of way...that's my type... Holla at me Jay Z)

I would also think... Conan is not pulling the ratings at his time slot... Craig. Ferguson... is doing better than Conan... Jay has to keep his ratings up in order to say F.U. NBC for not renewing my contract!... and have as many options as possible when Jay goes to another network and take all the ratings away from NBC Late Night... ( can't wait) ( I love it when Jay's hair is messed up... so cute like a Troll)
I met Kathy ( 34-24-34) who has a Cucumber(12 inches) she told her daughter Sora it was "Step dad". ( it's a real CUCUMBER... it gets replaced I guess)

Sora speaks fluent Japanese and works in Beverly Hills. (
And then the Aunt Barbara was so much fun. I love these people... we laughed all day long.. Please come back... Please! (They posed with the strikers)We were driven nuts by Phylis's who was determined to get a picture with Jay... Phyllis's thought of this plan to sit next to a young guy to get Jay's attention... and it worked . She asked me to trade seats in the studio and the rest is history.

Phyllis's has Lupus and is just enjoying her life as pain free as possible... Philis has more energy than anyone I know... Jay came into the audience during a break and gave her a Cinnamon Roll...( Jay has never fed me no cinnamon roll I have had 2 Birthdays at the show!)
Phyllis wanted to meet Jay for her birthday and got whole lot more...Thanks Jay!

It was great meeting you Phyllis and sister Mariann!( Tell Oprah I said hi)

DURING THE BREAK...THE TONIGHT SHOW BAND PLAYED A NEW SONG... IT WAS GREAT! ( I just going to enjoy whatever they play... it's going to be over soon... so enjoy while I can)


Lester Holt from the "Today Show" on NBC... Good looking guy... I heard so many people say " Who is that?
Marjorie Johnson... The Cookie Lady... Marjorie is so funny and is such a great guess... people love her... and how much she talks...
Raheem DeVaughn...Interesting... some guy was painting a picture of Jay Leno during the song... It was R&B with positive message...
(Boyfriend got paid... going to Indian restaurant... will put up rest of pictures latter)

Later: We stopped by Rithy(who leaves for India tomorrow) and Phillis and Bon Bon's place... In February it's Chinese New Year and Red Bags filled with money is given to children!(Are they black children?... cause February is Black History Month...)Men talkedAte ice cream..We had Vietnamese cake... It was green and it was good! Have safe travels to India and return with curry and lots of gold!

Bon Bon----Hisss Hisss (I want you people to leave now!)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Did anyone tell Lindsay Lohan that Keith Ledger is not going to be at the morgue Lindsay is going to be working at?