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Showing posts with label Shia LaBeouf. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Glo Day Mates…

The GREAT PEOPLE I MET IN LINE TODAY…

Debra Moore, (Her son got married Saturday at the Beverly Hills Hotel. A hot dog cost 12 dollars, and a hamburger cost 25 there.) Ruby Ford, and Diane Canning. Teenager Elizabeth Ford didn’t want to wake up or come to the show.


She sat far away from her family with her teenage attitude. She will NOT be traveling with them again. Elizabeth was very happy when she got a picture with Jay. Jay is bringing white families closer together…Ahhhh Thanks Jay.

A family of seven didn’t have tickets to the show and asked if I would help, so I got them some. They were grateful. AARON, Susan, Kathy, Nancy, John, Les, and Jeremy.


Jay was kind enough to come off stage to take a picture with them.

Guests:

Dear Tonight Show with Jay Leno,
The next time Terry is on the show (In three months on a slow Wednesday as always) Please have something for him to do that is believable. Terry is not an actor, so the bit about him having a girlfriend who he met at Wal-Mart, planted in the audience didn’t work. The flask planted in the couch before the show, while we were in the studio, didn’t work. Terry kept putting it back into the couch.

Have Terry on with a woman, any woman. He will flirt, and keep the ball rolling. Or have Terry on with Martha Stewart or someone who is going to bake or do a craft. He will cause havoc and make a mess, which makes for a better show.
Thank you.

Shia La Beouf was cute. He turned 21 today! He is in the movie Transformers. Maybe he can transform Terry’s outfit into something that matched! Terry had on a blue jacket, lavender shirt, red tie, gray pants and black socks and shoes. Maybe he did meet that girl at Wal-Mart.(Okay)

Charlene and her mother Arnella loves Terry Bradshaw. They were in my ghetto VIP section. (Two seat cushions)


Arnella saved her husband John from a bear in their yard in Eureka California. Arnella said she is going to send me something in the mail.

James Morrison was the musical guest. James looks like the Ratatouille version of Shia La Beouf. James has a great sound. I bet his album is good.

Tash and Alasdair who live in Australia, enjoyed the show but are die hard Conan fans. I will try not to hold that against them.


The Special Olympics passed by the show today.




Tomorrow my boyfriend Richard has put up with me for 10 months, we are going to celebrate tonight by going to a Jazz Club.(Pictures up Thursday, I hope)



Remember; make the world your research center…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Monday, April 02, 2007

C.S.I. GloZell...




My lunch came today from three high school teachers named Sherri, Annie, and Debbie, they were playing cards, reading and grading papers.

In line, I had a great time with Michelle, and her daughter, Monique. I met them in line when Jim Carey was on. That was the day Scary Carey, Ryan Click got kicked out for impersonating Jim Carey all day long and wouldn’t stop.



Michelle and Monique gave me a scratch off ticket from the high priced Mobile gas station and I won 4 dollars. Michelle won 58 dollars.



Their friends were Nick and Joni. Joni was pretty and a lot of fun. Nick told me the craziest stories I have ever heard. Nick is a Diener for the Air Force. He said he chops up people for a living. What? He does the autopsies on dead people in the Air Force. Nick said that people commit suicide all the time in the service. Our boys and girls get depressed and kill themselves. (What?) If it’s accident, the family gets 200 thousand in insurance money. Though if it’s a suicide, the government won’t pay. His job was to investigate to see if someone committed suicide or a faked it for the cash.

Once, a guy was found hanging dead from his dorm door, with rope and a hanger. There were Playboy magazines all around him. Nick said its called Autoerotic Asphyxiation. (What?) Turns out on the door there were a lot of divots where this guy did this a lot. (What?) So, the family got the money because it looked like an accident. Nick also was one of the people who did the autopsy of the crew of the NASA Challenger after it blew up and their bodies were found in the ocean.



Once an Air Force plane, going 500 miles per hour crashed in the Tampa Bay and the Navy Seals couldn’t find him. An old guy fishing found him. The pilot was Nick’s friend. The friend was so bloated Nick slid the skin off his dead friends fingers, Slid the skins over his fingers and that’s how they got the dead mans fingerprints. This was 1988. Nick said that small fish had nibbled away at his ears and the tip of his nose. When Nick told the stories I got goose bumps. Nick and Joni got a picture with Jay and Nick mentioned me. That was the first time someone mentioned me to Jay when they got their picture. Thanks!




Guests: (Who cares did you read that story?… and that was the edited version)

Kurt Russell looked good, very good, so good. (Sorry, I didn’t mean to go Overboard)

Shia LaBeouf… cute and Jewish. (Next, I mean pass)

Hillary Duff looked very sexy, she is not the girl from Nickelodeon anymore. I felt like she didn’t care to be there, or she was tired. Her song was okay and I wished she had more energy. After she sang someone brought her some water like she just did a concert or something. I smell Diva!

Pam and Jeff Hanchey from Louisiana suggested that NBC take professional pictures while we wait outside. Pictures with the city background or the stage. 20-25 dollars for an 8 X 10 and 10-15 for 5 X 7. They got one when they went to the Today Show.

Great job pages keep up the great work! You make a great difference!

Oh, I've started my exercise in line program. Here is my "Before" picture...



I'll be posting update pictures of my progress as they happen.

Remember, live life like everyday is your last…

LoVe Ya,

GloZell