GloZell's Worldly day!

Sunday at the casual 7:30 service at First Christian Church Of North Hollywood Leslie came! She was one of my bridesmates. In line today I met Hennry and Chris from Edinbourgh Scottland. They have been in the US four months to sell encyclopedias. Aaron and Stephanie from Maryland married for five years.Another happy married couple Van Do (Hair stylest to the stars) and Bob Bonar( President and CEO of Dell Childrens Medical Hospital Medical Center. They live in Austin Texas. Robin(Sweden) David (Sydney Australia) Steve (Manchester England) Alexander (Sweden) Kris (Munic Germany) From Leipzig Germany Sebastian,Criss,Frauke(from darmstadt) Andreas, und Stephan
Leonard Jones(http://www.leonardsfineart.com/) who got a call in line from Jay Leno. He put his speaker phone on so everyone could hear Jay thanking him for his painting. Jay signed it! Leonard is using his painting of American Choppers to raise money for the Police and Firemen families involved in 911. Thanks Leonard and Jay. Leonard was so happy! And his son Elias was also! Dennis Miller was on the show today. He was political and interesting. Today he wasn't drunk like the last time. He makes for a great guest. Dennis will say anything.

Guest number two was Ed Kiesel who delived a baby on a shrimp boat. Big deal. If the baby caught some shrimp. That's a show. If there are any 9 month preagnat women who would let me diliver there baby in the Tonight Show line, let me know. I have no problem pulling a baby out of your Va Jay Jay Leno. Rodrigo Y Gabriela are one of the best musical groups I have ever heard on the show! Olay!

Remember, 911

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GloZell GLORIOUSE GOSSIP

Did you hear that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt want another kid!

Who is allowing this to happen. Have we fogotton that Angelina kisses her Brother like he was her Cousin! (Gross) they look like to puffer fish!

Have we fogotten that Angelina use to wear Billy Bob Thortons blood around her neck!

Have we fogotten that she dated Billy Bob Thorton!

What Vampire Bat adoptiona agencey has overlooked these things just because she is sexy!

How much quality time are these kids getting? I thought her first kid was crippled because she carried Maddox for his first three years.

You cant pick up a map and go shopping for children. There is no United Nation Kids grocerey store!

If she needs some more kids I have some cousins who won't be missed. In fact my aunt will mail them to the Jolie Pitt Family. As many as they want.

Have we fogotton that Brad Cheated on his wife Jennifer with Angelina Jolile who is the Ambassador of peace or somthing. PEACE, she dosen't even speak to her own father John Voight, but she is Miss Peace Relations. Ha

I blame Jennifer Aniston! Was it so hard to have a baby with Brad Pitt! Thats all he wanted. If I was his wife I would be prepared at all times. This is how my life would be:

GloZell why are you walking around with your leg up like that?

GloZell== Oh Just in case.

GloZell why are you driving with your leg up like that?

GloZell== I want to be prepared, you never know.

Noone would ever catch me with my leg down. It's Brad Pitt!

Why Jennifer? You didn't want to have kids because of your career. Did I miss your Oscar nomination?

Angelina Jolie might be strange but she ain't stupid. You see she would carry Billy Bob's blood but not his child! Okay.

It's like Ken left Barbie for a Bratz.

GloZell Tonight Show tips

Tips on Tonight Show with Jay Leno tickets and Parking by GloZell Green. I hope I answer your questions.

I made myself a badge so just say hi. I love meeting people!


You should be in the show line no later than 1:30 pm. (I'm in line at 11 AM) With your tickets and ID. It will be checked. If you don't have a ticket. Show up at Guest Relations at 7 am to get tickets for the day of the show. You can get Studio Tour tickets. (8.50 cash only and they don't have a ATM)The best tours are at 9,10,and 11 AM, after that you don't see much. When you get your Tonight Show tickets be in line by 1:30 PM!
In the show line you can eat hot dogs and fast food stuff here. located across the street from the show line. It's not the best tasting but it will get the job done.The bathrooms are clean and free
Choza Mama has the best food. Roasted chicken, beans, wraps etc. Across the street.
Alcapulco has an 8:50 buffet that is good and you can leave your car there. It's across the street from the line. And they serve drinks. Bathrooms are free and clean

Street parking is on Alameda, Olive and Bob Hope Drive. (Those are the closest)

Make sure you read the signs. I don't want you to get a ticket.

You can use the bathroom at the Mobil across the street from the line but it cost a quarter or you have to buy somthing. The bathroom smells like hot donkey!


Enjoy the show. Oh it's colder than a witches tit inside the studio so bring a jacket or somthing if you need it.


If you want a chance on the front row to shake Jay Leno's hand and have the back of your head on TV because the camera is on Jay people. Be under 25 years old. (For women big boobs helps...a lot) Welcome to California!

GloZell is Rrrrrr Right

Boyfriend planned the whole day. His driving scares me! I pray every time I ride with him.

Boyfriend is a member of the Science Fiction and Horror Academy. Which has screenings of different movies. Today it was the "Simpsons". Very Funny. I took a picture with Irwin Keyes who was one four episodes of Jeffersons! I know my TV.

He didn't like this picture

or this one
He approved of this one.-Actors... Boyfriend and I went to the Hood to get me some new hair and earrings!When we got to Boyfriends friends condo I potted a pumpkin growing! Hey I can see my pumpkin. Leonard Quan has been in a chair over 15 years. He was lead to do what he could with his hands.
His wife JJ showed us some of Leonard's work! Look at what God can do!

They also make bugs that can go on your weeding cake, or look like you, or anything you want.

They have a dog child named Pickles

They gave me a Wee Bug and Leonard is going to make me a Jay Leno Wee Bug!

Then boyfriend told me we were going to a Pirate Birthday party. (Pirates! How old are these people, I don't know nothing about no stinking Pirates)

I thought I would just watch the dogs poop! I wasn't in the mood for this.
Then I looked at BoyfriendAnd I became a Pirate also

The plates were maps and we got stickers



This is the Birthday Boy

And she made the cake.

Boyfriend kept watch while I was in the da potty. Remember, all dogs go to Heaven!

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP!

Michael Vick the football player who is going to go to trial for starving, fighting, choking, hanging and drowning pit bull dogs.

Dear Michael Vick,

What was going through you pee brain you stupid piece of trash? I hold dog doo in higher regard than you. I would love to kick you in your TINY LITTLE vick (Place wiener dog picture here)

And you found God! Hmmm last I checked He is not lost, you are Fool. You would have never "Found God" if the Police didn't "Find you".

You should be nice to dogs since you look like one. You better be glad that I'm not the judge and jury for your case.

ALL RISE THE HONORABLE JUDGE GLOZELL GREEEN IS NOW PRESIDING!

Michael "Sick" Vick I summons you to three days in a cage with a STARVING CANNIBAL.

I wonder if the Devil's hounds will show you the same courtesy when you arrive.

For those of you who think that it's no big deal it's just dogs. Tell it to the winner of the dog fight