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Monday, December 10, 2007

Glo..Everyone feels sorry for Jay!

Breakfast Saturday:

Bill Hayes (From Days of Our Lives) = = GloZell how is Jay Leno doing during the strike? GloZell ( Am I Jay's keeper?) I don't think he is doing well at all. He seems to be depressed or just grouchy or something. He comes to NBC everyday and talks to his writers...( I feel sorry for the writers because Jay hasn't been in a good mood...isn't it worse for the writers?
Bill Hayes== I will be glad when the strike is over... but negotiations just broke down.

GloZell== What does that mean?

Bill Hayes == No one is talking...I have a daughter who does hair for the show " Brothers and Sisters" and now she doesn't have a job.

GloZell == I tuned in to watch that show... but I didn't see any Brothers or Sisters...they should just call it "White Family".

Bill Hayes == Ha ha ha...never thought of it that way...

ANOTHER PERSON...NOT BILL HAYES WHO I WILL CALL "Z"...NOT BILL HAYES! !!!

Z ( Who works on General Hospital)== This strike is messing up a lot of people who won't be able to recover...ever. The writers didn't have to strike.

GloZell== I have to believe that the writers think they have a great chance of getting what they want if they just ride it out.

Z== They are wrong.

GloZell== So Soap Operas are not apart of this strike?...because I see Bill ,his wife and other Day's actors going to work at NBC...

Z== I don't know how it works for Day's but for G.H. we still get scripts...it just doesn't have any one's name on it...so no one knows who is writing them but they keep coming.

GloZell == How do they get paid?

Z== That's easy to cover... it can hide under any exspence...G.H. is smart enough not to have a paper trail. These scrips are pretty good...I don't ask any questions...I'm just mad that we are not having a Holiday Party this year...they are so cheap!

GloZell== I'm figuring out what to do after the strike...I'm not returning to the Tonight Show...my time is up. Z== I can't believe it...GloZell not at the Tonight Show?...It's not much but I can get you a extra part on G.H....you can be a nurse... no lines or anything.

GloZell== I think I will take you up on that...but after the strike.
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That night at Hollywood and Highland I met up with Leslie(L.A.) and Rachel (New York) we all use to live in Orlando Florida... I ended up on the wrong floor and ran right into Maurice... he was meeting some friends from West Hollywood and was in a hurry. Heather(the Bartender) Rachel ...and Leslie Somehow I started talking about Jay's eyes (GloZell that's the only thing you talk about)

Rachel == You can get passed Jay's head? or it's not as big as it looks on TV.

GloZell== Jay does have a big head...and it appears to get bigger as you get closer to him...It looks like a prosthetic piece...but it's real. GloZell== With that head he had to be a comedian...it works for him...makes him unique...and God has giving him the most beautiful blue eyes you will ever see... his head is no big deal.He dosn't take himself too seriously Leslie offered to let me hold her massage chair to take to the strike..(Thanks!)
We had a great time talking about the good old days... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sunday night: I found a grape juice shot from early morning Communion...(Can you have too much of the blood of Jesus? Don't tell him just in case)I'm practicing on the piano Christmas music for the 7:30 Service

a guy appears up on the pulpit.
Guy== Can I wait here for my daughter...I like Christmas music.
GloZell== Sure.

We ended up talking...Johnny was adopted and then was in the war and because of the GI Bill he went to collage and became a Lawyer...now he just enjoys his life and his wife of 35 years. I had a great time talking to him.

Leslie came by to drop of the massage chair. GloZell== Who is your daughter?
Johnny's ==Church Librarian.

GloZell== The apple fell FAR from the tree.
Johnny== She means no harm...
GloZell==(She Growled at me!)
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Today!
Maurice== I have a new project for the Si-Fi Chanel...this strike is holding up my movie! Ireane made buttons( How nice)
GloZell== Your buttons are ... are...direct... I took the massage chair...I thought it would be my Christmas gift to anyone who wanted one.
It was well received...but I had to stay behind a tree just in case news people came by and did a story on how lazy and weak the Strikers are..."Strikers need Massages to keep up strike" Larry(I changed the name) Glo...Did you see Jay?
GloZell== No...I'm good.
Larry == Jay is always around back...that's where his writers are.

GloZell== Yeah I know....What do you think Jay is saying to them everyday?
Larry== When I was back there he was just complaining about the strike. I think Jay is going to go back to the show but he doesn't want his writers mad at him....

Larry== David Letterman owns his show and is probably laughing at Jay...it's Jay's last year...and if Jay crosses the line he looks like a dick...but David can stay out as long as he wants.

GloZell== Complaining to the writers isn't going to do anything...they can't cross the line even if they wanted to.

Larry== No one is telling Jay anything...He comes by because he has nothing else to do and to find out what's going on...anything new..I feel sorry for Jay...I think he should go back...I don't care about late night.

GloZell== I think Jay should go back also... he looks pitiful. Larry == Johnny Carson went back...after 16 weeks or so...
GloZell== It hasn't been that long...but it is Jay's last year...I'm with whatever Jay wants to do...
Larry== Jay had some bad press over not paying his people... in the Variety Magazine Jay said how he is misunderstood and everything he says is turned around.

GloZell== I need to read that...I love Jay but if that is true...why not go to the Today Show,or Access Hollywood..Extra Extra...E.T. whichever ones that are owned by NBC?...they won't mess him up. Larry== Your right...I don't know...I like your outfit you look cute today.

GloZell== Thanks, that made my day.
Larry== We should go out sometime?
GloZell== I have a boyfriend..
Larry== I have a wife...we can go out just as friends...think about it.

GloZell's outfit from Dolce & GlobanaBeverly(Saving Grace) brought Stones! Yummy!We got healthy food from Eaturna-----------------------------

GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP!

Did you see People Magazine with that actress in a bathing suit?...everyone has been calling her fat....I always loved Carnie Wilson and I think it's great that she is bold enough to wear a bathing suit in public.(that's not Carnie Wilson...that's Jennifer Love Hewitt)

What? That's ridiculous!...Jennifer didn't know she was fat? Jennifer Love Hewitt has no ankles...she has cankles...Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jennifer Love Hot dogs. Jennifer Love Ice cream. Jennifer Love Bread...What are the Ghost whispering to her? They whisper to her and talk behind her back...they need to speak up!She does has some junk in her trunk...She should change her name to Je-Kisha

Jennifer Love Hewitt said that a size two isn't fat...that's true but she isn't a size two...Jennifer might be a size two at the GAP...heck I'm a size two at the GAP!

Friday, December 07, 2007

Glo Upon a Late Night Dream...

G== Jay I just wanted you know that the Strike is driving us all nuts...and..What I said about your flat behind not walking and...being on the fence... J == I don't want to hear it GloZell!...It's been rough on me also.. people are getting fired...my writers are striking! And then YOU! Some # 1. Fan!G == What I can't have an opinion!...I can't get mad at you once out of the million of great things I have said! Give me a break! No one wants to see you mope around...Man up Jay!


J == You don't know every thing...you are entitled to an opinion as long as it doesn't go against the Tonight Show Producers!


G == Ha ha ha
Jay== I'm serious!


G== Oh...sorry
Jay == We cool GloZell...this strike will be over soon! It's been tougher than I thought. I need a drink.


G == I got just the thing. ..I got it at the Strike. Jay == Thanks...(I've seen this shape somewhere?)



G== Your welcome...I guess I will go now. Jay == Wait GloZell...Do you want some?G== Thanks! Jay this is good... Sorry about your stress... you do have pretty eyes they are dreamy!

J== You have pretty lips GloZell...I always noticed you...from the first day you came to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. You are like a roach that wouldn't go away.

G== Sorry I said you were a hot mess when you were on TMZ...

Jay == I will be more positive...even if it's a brave front...I never want you mad at me again my Brown Rose! You got guts!Cue Song: Endless Love


G== Roach huh? Jay you are so romantic...

Jay == Come Closer!

G== What about Boyfrined.?..What about Mavis your wife of 28 years !

Jay ==Mavis is real...this is just bad hair from GloZell's Cheep Wig Collection... Now come here woman!
Who is the King of Late Night..
John Melendez === Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenoooooooooo!
Jay== John Melendez is in your fantasies?
G== Well sometimes you are not available...



Jay == Whatever... as we were... I don't... want anymore... trouble out of ...you....

G == Yes Jay Yes!



Jay ==Tnod hctaw ZMT! Tnod Hctaw ZMT!

Glo==What?


Jay == I said Don't watch TMZ!..I'm dyslexic



Glo == You use dyslexia way to much...I think it's your large face that gets in the way! I suggest you do some tongue twisters massage you cheeks and you will be fine.



Jay== On the behalf of my self and NBC we are sick of you and your stupid suggestions! Now turn around...B-otch! Take That!

G== Now you turn around Mr...You can...wave...and...smile...and...be positive when... you...show up...at NBC. Take that! Cue Lights(giggle...giggle..) G== My hat looks good on you...G == Wow! Once you had Italian...you've had a Stallion..Jay == Wow! Once you had Glo...don't need no mo!J== It's cold..Do you have a towel?...Cute...real cute GloZell
Jay== I got to go before you wake up! I Love You GloZellThere's no man like Jay...There's no man like Jay...There's no man like Jay...
I'm your roach baby!You like my lips Jay...I knew it...What the? Where am I?It was all a dream... I was going to the Tonight Show... and... started this blog... then I went on the WGA strike...then I got mad at Jay....It was all a dream! Like Dallas or Bob NewhartThat means Jay don't love me...Oh well. ---------------------
It's too late for me to go to the WGA rally today... It was going to rain and mess up my hair...I paid too much for my hair. I would have to attend 7 Carson Daly Shows to make that money back.



































Thursday, December 06, 2007

GloZell Daly

LAST NIGHT
Boyfriend== GloZell....GLoZell!...What's wrong with you? GloZell== I need to plead temporary insanity to undo damage control because I probably did get Jay Leno in trouble.

Boyfriend == Do you really think anybody cares about your blog?...Especially Jay Leno?...He doesn't care...I can't tell if you are serious or not...there is nothing temporary about your insanity GloZell

GloZell ==I Don't know what to do...(why is this blue?)Boyfriend ==Get up and eat...you can't die here. Just keep doing what your doing...it will be fine. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GOOD ARTICLE ABOUT JAY LENO...HTTP:WWW.VARIETY.COM VR1117976808HTML
PLEASE READ!
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TODAY
I am so happy to see Maurice these days...he has nothing to do with the strike...(except the food)...he told me that Ludicrous(the rapper) has signed on to his film ...then he had to go to work at Taco Bell.GloZell's Ghetto Strike designs from "House of Zell" collection (I guess I was wrong about not being able to tell that I didn't have on a brazier) Lilly( a retired Teamster) always makes us sandwiches...yesterday egg salad today tuna and chicken salad with carrots.(oh no my unstrapped boobie is on this little old lady) Mmmmm they were good sandwiches... Joe M. ( Head writer for The Tonight Show) brought Pears,apples bananas,and cheese on ice! And there has been more healthy snacks and more Strike T-Shirts.(Yeah!)
( I can't eat bananas in front of white people...my Daddy said that white people think black people are monkeys...so... I just don't) The goal for today was to not get into trouble...so I ended up in a group with people I have never met before.

GloZell (this is perfect...I won't talk ..just do my three hours...and go blog at the church) During this conversation some poor guy's car broke down.( I didn't say a word aloud)
Guy 1.== We never had those problems with the last head writer.
Guys== Yeah

Guy 1. There is only 6 of us and the girl writer doesn't do S***. I mean come on..
Guys==Yeah!

Guy 1. == He really screwed us...really screwed us...and when he went back on air last week...that was the second time he screwed the writers.

Guys==Yeah!
Guy 3. They think they can do the show with out us!...The ratings are worst than ever. It was even in a automotive magazine about how bad the Carson Daly Show is without us...ha ha.
Guy 1. Yes, and the head writer is always taking credit for our S***.

Striker Guy ==Like how?
Guy1.== Remember the ping pong...ha ha ha
Guys == (all laugh) the ping pong Oh my G** I remember that.
Striker==What?

Guy 1. This was a sweet plan. Carson comes out to do the show and two Mandarin Chinese guys are playing ping pong on his desk...and Carson is like " What the F*** I have a show to do"...then the guys say something in Mandarin...it was going to F'ing kill.

Guy 1.== So Head writer went to USC or UCLA and got Ping Pong players to see if Carson's desk would work. Then he decides not to do the bit....we were like dude...it's going to kill.

Head Writer== No it won't work.
Guy 1. We had a F'ing rehearsal and it worked...It totally worked! The bit killed and afterwards he says" I'm glad I thought of that.". I was like What!

Striker== Is he a good guy?

Guy 2. Well...yes, I guess so. He's always been cool with me.

Guy 1. Carson shouldn't have F'ing crossed the line...

Striker== But Carson Daly went back to save his staff.

GloZell (Yes, I heard Carson say that on TV)
Guy 2. He didn't even call us...

Striker== You guys didn't know he was going back on air with out you?...Carson didn't call you...nobody called you?

Guy1. NO!(he walked off)

Striker Guy== Ellen told her writers...she spent more time talking about the dog...but she talked to her writers...Jay talks to his writers...he still talks to them. I saw him here days ago in a little blue car talking to his writers...

GloZell (Yes the car matched Jay's eyes)

Striker == My uncle use to have a car like that. The steering wheel is on the right. My uncle's dog would ride with him. So My Uncle glued a steering wheel on the left and would sit low in his seat...so people would think the dog was driving...ha ha ha.

I wanted to tell Jay that but...he just drove off...

GloZell ( no comment )

Guy 2. == We didn't get a call...nothing.
(The name of the show is kind of ironic..huh?...Last Call...ha)

GloZell== ( These guys don't hate the Head writer or Carson Daly...they are just hurt...People say anything when they feel thrown away... and disregarded...unimportant...I learned that lesson this week!OKAY)
The guy went on to talk about other shows and different skits...they are pretty funny...after this strike I will give Carson Daly show another chance.
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I went to my church to blog and I heard a lot people upstairs...so I peeked in and saw someone I have been seeing at the strike...pretty well known.

Before I went in to say hi...a lady was walking in.

GloZell== What's going on in there?

Lady== It's a umm a AA meeting.

GloZell== (AA meeting?... that person doesn't look like they ever was a drunk...We all need to medicate ourselves some how...for me it's food. Addiction is addiction just have to learn control I didn't say hi)
I have to go before I run into the growling Church Librarian.