Baby Glo...

This morning I was in line at 6:50 AM to get tickets. ( I thought Pamela Anderson was going to be on and the line was going to be long) I heard was " Paris Hilton should be shot. I wish I had my gun on my celebrity tour. She is Shaw Skank Redemption."

It was too early to listen to the assassination of Paris Hilton. Christopher Kulik has a strong feelings against rich girls who don't add to society. He might come back tomorrow.

I hope he enjoyed paying to go see their homes.

In line I met Jamie, Amanda, Jill, and Jim from Antioch Ca. and baby Lily. Lily wanted to go to the show but they check ID.

I also met a lot of people from Canada. Claudio and his sons Daniel and Anthony from Toronto.

Katie, Jo-Anne, Scott from Toronto!

Jackie Paranzino and Dan Hoicowitz who live in Washington. They might come back tomorrow!

The pages are very patient with people who ask the same questions over and over and over. Great Job Ben! The New pages are learning from the best.

The Pages gave me a sticker today. That was so nice. I love the NBC Pages!

I went to my computer class with Rithy who I met in line last month. I didn't know how I got Drew Carey as my screen saver.

Sen. John McCain was informative, political and...whatever NEXT!
Bill Hader from "SNL" & "Superbad". Jay shocked him with a clip of his past work. Bill was shocked. (okay I'm reaching here) The show today was okay.
Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals. The song was good. Ben just didn't give enough energy. Ben looked and his fingers during the whole song like he didn't know he could play the guitar.


Remember, I have a ticket and I will be back in 16 years

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP

Okay what is wrong with Owen Wilson? Attempted suicide!

Dear Owen Wilson,
Your fake behind unsuccessful suicide attempt was Boo.
That is the oldest trick in the book. You knew your brother was coming over so you planned it perfectly for him to find you. You didn't want to die. If you did you would be dead.
The goal was for Kate Hudson to run back to you. You look like a punk.

Kate didn't leave her husband for you. She was going to leave him anyway. You were the escape goat. You made her laugh. You make me laugh but I don't want to marry you. Kate is a second generation star. Her Step father Kurt Russel looks better than you.

Everybody knows if you are going to screw... screw up. What if you died. It would have made the news for a week. Then your brother would become more famous. Nobody knew who Jim Balushi was until his brother died. I guess your brother will become Ben Stillers new side-kick.

Look Owen you need someone who thinks you are a screw up. And don't have your brother around because he is hotter than you. So get yourself together. Kate ain't the only woman in the world. You are very talented. Hey fix your nose! I mean if you were going to kill yourself what's getting your nose fixed.
You are very talented. I believe that you can be a screw up Owen. Now patch up your wrist and go . Don't let a woman or anything make you go to these extreme. I faked the same way with rat poison in the 8th grade. My sister laughed and walked over me to go to her room.

You didn't want to kill yourself, you wanted attention...any attention from Kate. You knew it would be all over the news.

Just take care of yourself and the right person will show up. Kate don't want you! And you don't want someone to take you back because you're crazy. That's not attractive. Heal. I love your work Owen and I'm sure millions do too.

It's not as bad as it seems.

Glo's Price is Right!

Guillermo was watering the NBC flowers!

I was so glad to be back!

In the 8 AM line I met Ted and Becky from Kentucky, Maggie and Deanna(They know Colbie)

In the later line I met Julie Sakamoto. A English teacher from Japan. Her husband Jun use to work for GE and when they merged with NBC he would have meetings in the States.

Jun Sakamoto loved his NBC sweatshirt that he got in America. He died two years ago from ALS. So when Julie had time off from teaching. She wanted to see the NBC that her husband was so proud of. Keep in touch Julie and say (Kani-chu-wah) to your classes for me. (Julie I can't spell in English )

Erica,Roxanna,David and Billy Jean ( and yes I did ask her if she knew Michael Jackson)

Reading a Car Craft magazine we have Tom who loves Jay Leno!

June, Geneva, Vance, and Jim From Glendale and San Diego

Oh and my People from Texas! They told me that DL Hugley performed in Austin Texas Aug. 17 and had some protesters outside because of what he said on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. DL said that Don Imus was right for calling those black girls on that basketball team what Imus called them. Way to go DL Ugly!

WELCOME NEW PAGES! I'm sure you will enjoy your time here!

Bob and Gina had a great time ! Gina danced and won a shirt at the show!

Drew Carrey must not have any friends. I already knew that because he eats at Bobs Big Boy on Riverside three times a week by himself. But Drew confirmed it with his light pink jacket, black pants and a blue shirt. He looked a hot mess. He looked like a F.F.F. a Fat Florida Flamingo!

The New Tonight Show with Jay Leno new set looked good on camera. Off camera I thought the Brady Bunch was going to jump out from behind it. Very Retro.

Andy the onstage security guard AKA "The Hair" has some new hair on his upper lip.

Okay I see a new black guy working for the show. Some kind of tech...hmm. He looks like a

Tyrone or Ray Ray. Please let me know which one.

Did I see The Producer Tracy! Oh my goodness she lost all that baby weight already! I have never seen here not pregnant. Welcome back! You go Producer Girl!

Scott (the Head Guy over the Pages) Did you have to get your head shots done today or something? Why did you change clothes? Looked good!

Richard Roeper was interesting. He has a smart mouth, like maybe he wanted to be a comic or something. He is a critic and slightly a jerk.

The musical guest was this tall beautiful thick girl named Colbie Callat. She sang a catchy song about the feeling she gets in her toes and it goes to her nose. Okay so I looked at her nose...nice, then I looked at her primate toes.

I couldn't see her second toe because her big toe was on top of it on both feet. Something went wrong with the sound and she had to do the song over again. I just looked at her toes. Everyone was singing her song. She did a great job...twice. I don't think all of her toes got feeling. One little piggy was forced to stay home.

Yesterday at church( I'm the Minister of Music at the 7:30 service at First Christian Church of North Hollywood and Lucas and Amanda. Amanda came to the show about three weeks ago on a Thursday, her brother had just died the Monday of that week and she got married that Saturday. Amanda was picked to talk to Jay in the audience.

Also at chruch was one of my favorite Tonight Show with Jay Leno Pages Chris ( I love his grandmother who I met at the show) Chris is now working at ABC and producing musical artist on his own label. And Kristina West who does wordrobe for David E. Kelly shows.

I have 155 "If Roast Beef Could Fly" books by Jay Leno. I think I will have my own" Price is Right" game out side. (not charge anyone) But whoever knows the most about Jay Leno every Friday wins a book.(Something like that) I will think about that.



Remember, The Tonight show with Jay Leno is more than just entertainment to some people

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Glo Missed You!

I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE BACK! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE AUDIENCE,PAGES,GUARDS,CAMERA PEOPLE,PRODUCERS,TALENT SCOUTS,HAIR AND MAKE-UP, WORDROBE,THE BAND, AND JAY LENO!

I HOPE YOUR BREAK WAS NICE BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK.

Remember, I'm so happy to be stuck with you! I hope you are happy to be stuck with me!

LoVe all of Ya!

GloZell

Glo Fishing

Mom calls at 8am

Mommy == Good morning this is your mother Gloria R. Green

GloZell == Good morning. I like those tops you sent. They gather at the top andblossom out.

Mommy == I figured they would fit you. They are maternity wear. If you can't fit them you can send them back because I lost two pounds on Weight Watchers.

GloZell == Thanks. I bought some new hair.

Mommy == Great because nobody famous wears braids. You have to look like a star. Don't get one of those afro looking things your neck is to long. You know how people use to say you looked like Whoopi.

Mommy== Wel,l Jay Leno will get his package from me this week when they get back!
Make sure you look pretty and thin. I thought of a show for you it's called "The Fisherman"

Mommy == At the Carters this Friday. Lassie took two fried brims then put her plate on top of the brim plate so nobody else could get any. That's a show!

GloZell == Let me get this right. You want Jay to do a show about us eating fish every Friday at the Carters.

Mommy == It's great! Another time Aunt Mary the preacher was eating a whole plate of fish and talking about how she hates mullet. She was eating mullet! Ha ha ha. She didn't know it!

Mommy == I tell you it's a hit. Now if you just wrap yourself in plastic wrap and just walk around, you will sweat off pounds.

GloZell == Okay.

Mommy== I am so proud of you. How is Boyfriend?
GloZell == He came over onto my side and then we drove to an great Indian Place for dinner. the food was so good.

Mommy == Well, next time leave somthing on your plate. Take care. Mommy loves ya.

GloZell == Glowie loves ya too.

I then call my sister

GloZell == Hey your mom is... very creative.

DeOnzell == She is just nuts!

GloZell == I think she sent a package to Jay Leno. I think it's has clips of me doing stuff 20 years ago. And I think she sent Crystal Light(The white mans Kool-Aid) I bought a wig but it's too short. I need to get another one. But it will do for now.

DeOnzell == Your neck is too long. How is the hole you live in.

GloZell == Well I flushed the toilet and some came up the shower floor.

DeOnZell == That probably helped the smell in that place. I guess you will get tired and come back to Florida. Nothings going to happen for you in California.

GloZell === Do you remeber that song dad use to sing? "Bellview Bellview you are need to go to Bellview and your momma too. Go to Bellview and I'm not visiting you." I think he might have been talking about mom.

DeOnzell == Duh! I'm not in it. I'm the normal one.

GloZell == You think mom wants to act or somthing? She has never been in a play or even sang in the choir. But one moment on stage with Jay and she has flipped.

DeOnzell == Who cares? She only cares what you do. She dosn't love me at all. "GloZell is doing this, GloZell is doing that".

GloZell == Okay.

DeOnzell == You are doing nothing! Just talking to people at the Tonight Show. That's stupid. I got to go Miss Bellview. I'm taking a nap so don't call me back. (click)


I think I rather be called crazy then just plain MEAN!

Remember, I'ts normal to be a little crazy

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

Wild Trader Glo

I went to Simply Wholesome to get these cleansing pills!

So befor I took them I went to M&M Soul Food!

I have been at my place more because Tusday Boyfriend likes to do stand up about me at his favorite club "Trader Joes" in Burbank. I didn't see the"Please do stand up next to chips sign"

Boyfriend == If I get a whole bag of chips, I guess you will eat them all!

GloZell == Who are you talking to? Why are you so loud, I'm standing right here.

(They are out of Silk Soymilk)

Boyfriend == Here are some soymilks but they are not cold.

(I'm reading the box)

GloZell == Non dairy

Boyfriend == Dairy means milk so non dairy means no milk!

GloZell == Who are you getting loud with. These people don't care. They don't know you. They are trying to figure out if I'm with you and you are acting nutty if front of people. Don't get loud with me.

I take out my money to pay.

Boyfriend == I'm going to pay that way I don't feel bad when a ask you to go to your house.

GloZell == (Cool I got someplace to go. I was very happy because I was wondering this week if I should move in with him. (mom would freak) So God has a way of telling you what to do. I have enjoyed my place. I'm not mad at boyfriend because I have a place!) So I have been bloggin on my side of town. Which has been harder. My place has a little wifi so I have o blog in segments, and I have to go to Studio City to pictures up.


9 PM Mom calls (it's midnite in Florida)
Mommy == Hey this is your mother Gloria R. Green
GloZell == Hey mommy.
Mommy == That Jeffrey is a trip.
GloZell == Jeffrey? Mom...mom... who is Jeffrey?

Mommy == Hush I'm watching "Wild Prince Of Bel-Air"
GloZell == Wild Prince?
Mommy== This is the second show. It must be a telethon.
GloZell == Will Smith is rasing money?
Mommy == Not on this show. Banks has to speak at a funeral for someon nobody likes. Ha ha...
Gl0Zell == Is it the dark mom or the light mom.

Mommy == It's the light one.

10 pm I watch Seinfeld. We just sit on the phone not talking and watching TV.
11 Pm S** in the City
GloZell == Let me call you back Boyfriend is calling.

Boyfriend == I'm sorry that I was rude Tusday Night. I was in a bad mood and I didn't want it to get worse. I hope to see you sometime this week. I'm off Saturday night.

GloZell == What day is today?
Boyfriend == Thursday. Well have a good night. I love you.
GloZell == I love you too.

I call mom back

Mommy == That Wild Prince is a trip. Hillary is a dope, ha ha. This is a great show.
GloZell == (After an hour and a half, I realize it's nice to just sit and watch a show with mom)
GloZell == This is nice...Mom how is the "Wild" Prince?...Mom...MOM!

I just hung up the phone.

Remember, Alway's have your own

LoVe Ya,

GloZell

GloZell's Day's

The best BBQ is at Phillips BBQ on Crenshaw. While you are waiting someone will try to sell you any new movie that hasn't come to the theater's yet.
My new hair and I had a great feast.

I watched DAYS OF OUR LIVES on NBC and my Elder was on. Bill Hayes and his on screen wife Susan Seaforth is his real wife.(they have been married forever) Bill is so nice and the greatest ever. He open doors and kiss your hand. And his wife...well you can meet her yourself.

Bill wrote the song "Davey Cockett". And he makes the best Deviled eggs for the elders meetings. (Elder Jeff Henderson who is praying that I stop taking pictures of him because I think he looks like Jay Leno, Elder GloZell andElder Bill Hayes at First Christian Church Of North Hollywood)

I still need to take out my braids. I just cut them so they could fit under my wig. I look like Woopie G.

I watched Oprah.
I pretended to be on Oprah some day!

I love the show Last Comic Standing. I hadn't watched it since I audition forthat showt the second season. I know Lavell who is in the top 5 ( I won Lavell comic talent show twice at Comedy Union on Pico) . He wasn't that good last night. The best was the girl Amy(I think that's her name) I would sit at The Tonight Show with JayLeno line and the Last Comic Standing bus would drive by and tease me.
I took my Jay Leno books out of my car.

I need to clean the inside of my car
and my trunk.

Remember, just like the sands in an Hourglass

(Bill and Susan in 1977)
LoVe Ya,

GloZell