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Saturday, April 04, 2009

1 or 2 ...

This week I went to Craig Ferguson Show(Tuesday)... my face was hurting I was laughing so hard...


The warm up guy said " We have less seats than Jay Leno ... he has 430 seat"...

I said... WRONG... gave him the right number 382 ( changes with the folding chairs)...

Warm up guy --- Ladies and Gentlemen we have Jay Leno's stalker... she really got kicked out of the Tonight Show... ( so after the CF show I still tell people how to get tickets at the Tonight Show... make sure you see Jay befor he leaves... CBS studio is fun)



The warm up guy cracked on me for the rest of the day... so so funny... they are really nice to us over there...

Craig is funnier than Jay... but he is not Jay... none of the other guys are...

You can know all the rules and know all the same people... but if you are not Royalty... you will never be... and Jay is a legend... ( I have a feeling that something is off with Jay and the TS but not my issue... )

I went to the C.F. show with Bob, Steve and this 92 year young lady Lucille G. who use to be the head nurse and Cedar's Hospital... she worked there for 49 years... I really enjoyed her ... oh the stories of famous people in the hospital... great lady... enjoying life and still getting out ... loVed her...(part of my California family... )
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Yesterday...I met with Fightin' Mad Mary ( oh you have to go to her blog and see the dancing children)
and my photographer (sound so uppity...my photographer)... to get my head shots, I don't know what to pick...
Mary met us on her lunch break... I can't give Mary anything,but if someone can please vote for PROJECT RUNWAY so that show can win an Emmy and the Editors also... please... please do...( peek a boo Mary) if you have a choice of doing something for me or something for Mary please do something for MARY...

We were at the Starbucks next to Bob's Big Boy... it was Bob's Big Boy Friday Car Show Day... and I had to go before Jay Leno got there ( He's stalking me you know...wink wink)
Bye Mary...Thanks !!!!!
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I drove by the memorial of a beautiful college girl got run over last week and died... mother has been on the news just broken... how do I feel so much for this family and mother... when I don't even know them and wouldn't have even heard of them if the daughter was still alive.... Why do some live to 92 and some die at 19?... No man knows the day nor the hour... you have to enjoy everyday and take some risks...

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just talking to myself....

Guy 1... Educated, traveled,sexy, fun, young, great personality... supports whatever I want to do...doesn't have much but would give his last to someone...super sweet, don't need much to have a great time, people love him, can get along with anyone
however...

he is still... "connected" to someone... he says he is in the process of unconnecting to someone who he has been separated from for over a year... but if you had to check the box... you have to check "connected"...

But I believe he is really going to unconnect... sometime this year

likes me strongly... hasn't been that long so I understand really really likes me...vs. loves me

we get along perfectly, very thoughtful, works out...

Guy 2...

Facinating, makes me laugh,crazy, romantic,loves me, works hard, plays hard,older personality but the same age as 1, not connected to anyone else never has been, no kids, and did I say Loves me?
Wants to marry me...

Willing to support my career choices,jet seter,stable,Bossy in a way but I need someone who can be in charge because I'm more creative and not together... met both my parents, and we are 8th cousins...( what more does a girl from the south want)
yet


the thing is... one has to be lying and I don't know which one...

just talking to myself...

interesting...

Anonymous said...

Guy 1 would be perfect, except his being connected to someone. One could trust him that he is in the process of disconnecting.

Guy 2 is bossy, you need this, but how bossy is he? Big question.

I would tend to guy 1. But I am not GloZell and I don't have to make the decision. :-)

Talking to myself on GloZell's blog......

Sus

Anonymous said...

Sus... who is talking to herself... really?... Guy 1?...
hmmmmmmm...What about the rebound person... I mean that's what I am... I think... ahhhhhhhh... well

Thanks... vote for guy 1...

Anonymous said...

GG (Anonymous?),
Guy I is still connected so wait until he's unconnected. See if it really happens.
Guy 2 is a jet-setter/stable...an unusual combination. Bossy and never connected to anyone...used to having things his way. Met both parents so guess it's not GG. Posessive? Sounds like this guy is hard to live with.
Judge both by their actions...and wait to see what they do. Neither one now.
XXOOOXOO,
MD

GloZell said...
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Anonymous said...

MD...

Your vote is for me to be by myself... great!

Remember the hand sanitizer and chinchilla days....

Anonymous said...

My vote is for GloZell to just sit back and let these cats show her who they really are. My vote is for GloZell to put herself first and know that she is very special.

Was that an option?
Ron Paul?
Obama?
GloZell put herself first and take care of herself..... (CHECK!!!!)

Love,
Leslie

Paria said...

You feel for complete strangers because you've got a beautiful face to go with that beautiful heart that goes with your beautiful soul.

Anonymous said...

GG,
Sooooo this anonymous person IS you. No, I don't want you to be alone and certainly not with rat guy. I was only aware you were seeing SK. Who's this other guy and have you written about him? The guy sometime ago with the child? Why does one have to be a liar? Please tell me more about them and I'll write you right back.

I want the very best for you.
XXOOOXXOOXX,
MD

Anonymous said...

Leslie...

You spoke to guy 2... and he went over the love languages (sorry about spelling) he said that was his homework from you....lol

If I go by everything I put in my magical creation box... it's guy 2... everything
If I put myself first... guy 2

did you pick up on anything good bad or otherwise... you spoke to him for a little while?

Time to meet at our office...


soon

GloZell said...

Par Par...

You should write for make you feel good card company...lol

Thanks

Anonymous said...

Ok. Office time tomorrow. I have stuff I want to talk about too...pertaining to the magical creation box!!!!!

I'll give you my impressions then. :)

xoxo
Leslie

Anonymous said...

MD...

Goodness my mom is serial calling me... 15 times in a row... I don't mind talking to her but I have learned not to talk to her during the hours of Midnight and 6AM Florida Time...

Guy 2... about 10 years ago... we met and he asked me to marry him... parents seemed to like him...
of course my mom freaked when he took me to Tampa (the next town) to meet his people becuase it was over night the same (crap) she is still doing and for what... whatever...

so she didn't like him as much... well we picked out a house ( he ended up living in it alone) and his mother who he wasn't feeling the marriage thing...

and he broke things off... I married someone else....

I really haven't spoken to him ... he has called... but I wouldn't pick up the phone...

he would call and say hi to my mom...

fast foward 10 years... I have been mad at him for 10 years...

He has traveled a lot with his job... never got engaged again... no kids... and right when I'm like

sure fine lets have lunch... not knowing the I still love you ... let's get married would happen...

So that's that in a nut shell... 10 years of me not picking up the phone... telling him to go away... it's been so long ago...

so.. he is serious... he says he has been waiting for a decade...

now I know you think that I'm nice... but I have hung up... spoken to him ... throw up " Oh you can make a choice with out your mom"... not really fair but...

I did..

so... ha ha... could my life be going in a circle...

I chant and pray and listen to this tape Leslie let me borrow...

" You are the creator of your life"... so...

I thought guy 2 was crazy ... all these years... but I could have been the crazy one...

or I am still...

so ??? what do ya think Doc?

Anonymous said...

I thought guy 2 just came out of the blue... but... he has always been there... that's real sweet... or real nuts...

so?

Anonymous said...

GG,
Guy 2 is someone from long ago. Think of how much you've changed...same with him. Life experiences change people. You don't know him nor he you. Only a memory Is he in CA? Sounds like this who thing has bothered you for a decade and you're ready to just have a talk over lunch...meeting at a busy neutral spot. It would be nice to get it over and give you peace of mind and put it all to rest. Memories of him are filled with pain/anger.
Guy 1 sends up a red flag when I hear that he's still connect to someone. 1+ years of separation is plenty of time get unconnected. $$$ may be a factor. Anyhow you don't want to be named as a corespondent in a divorce. Now is Guy 1 SK? He is still thinking things through. You could move back a step by still going there, but staying at home. And he could stay at your home too. You Mom would be okay with it although that would be more platonic. This has happened pretty fast for you both.
Does this make sense?
XXOOOXXXOXX,
MD

Anonymous said...

MD...

You are right...

Thanks...

Anonymous said...

Leslie...

hmmm are we meeting today after church?... I could meet today don't forget you are singing next Sunday .... so mabe we will meet next Sunday....

Anonymous said...

Making sure I understand: Guy 1 is still presently connected to someone else and Guy 2 chose his mother over you ten years ago? For Guy 1, I would back off until he is unconnected. For Guy 2, is his Mom still in the picture? Sounds like there are issues that need to be resolved with Guy 2 since this is from ten years ago ... I don't know ...

T

Anonymous said...

GG,
Sure. I do like SK.
Not much going on here. Very windy and cooler and we stayed inside. I talked on the phone a lot. My sister, Jean, called twice during the CMA Awards in Las Vegas. She and 3 girlfriends are there and saw it live and she called during commercials and they're having such a great time. Jean is my youngest by 10 years.
I got Easter cards ready to mail in the AM. Made peach cobbler. Goin' through stuff and getting rid if lots.
XXOOOXXOO,
MD