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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

GloZell, GloZell, GloZell...

I didn't want to go to strike today...I blogged Jay should grow some balls yesterday...How do you recover from that? So I went later than I usually do...I didn't want to see Joe M. or Peter(Jay's writers) or Jay...I wasn't sure if I would get fired from a strike.(That would qualify as Black History)

GloZell's Ghetto Strike Couture...for plus size....available nowhere soon.
Most of the people wave and honk...but some( a few everyday) yell" Go back to work"or "Get a Job"...and people flick us the bird finger... But you just wave and smile anyways...It was Joesph D. Birthday!(Head Writer of the show "Saving Grace" His wife Beverly brought a cake...Saving Grace...not saving calories ( Joesph D. said that this is where he needed to spend his Birthday...can't let his team down)Wade from Saving Grace...and his little dog too. Someone made Egg sandwiches...Maurice didn't care for that...
But he loved the cake...I was getting ready to cross the street to leave..and here come Joe M. (Jay's Head Writer)walking my way.
GloZell==(come one light change before Joe gets down here! PLEASE! I was mashing the button over and over)

Joe== Hi GloZell.
GloZell==(Go on say it...I'm stupid... I know...I got Jay in trouble...I look bad... I can't strike anymore...Jay Hates me...NBC is suing me... Can't go to the show again in life WHAT!...just say it)

Joe== Thank you for coming out and striking everyday...we appreciate it.

GloZell==(???) Thank you for having me? ( I...guess Joe M. could see I was already down.. maybe he didn't read yesterday's blog...Or no one cares?...even if Joe M. is lying...I was so happy to hear that...it lifted my spirits...this strike has got to end soon)
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Dear Lord,

Please help that the Church Librarian doesn't say anything to me right now while I am blogging because she is nuts and I will need you to look the other way if she does....

( I should say something...Right?...Be the bigger person...I could use some Christian points right now)

GloZell== Hi... I will be out of here soon...(silence)...I like your cross it lights up...that's neat.
Librarian== Grarrrr

OOOKay...she just growled at me...I'm done for today!

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Glo Vs. Jay

Last night I'm up watching "I love New York"(which was so good) "Salt-n-Pepa" and "Gotti's Way"...I just couldn't go to sleep...Finally tuned to TMZ...It wasn't good, same old same...then "We caught up with Jay Leno coming out of his Sunday performance"

GloZell(talking to the TV)==Jay don't talk...just go to the car..

Jay==Oh it's TMZ sure I will talk to you .
GloZell==DON"T JAY... WALK YOUR TO THE CAR! YMZ== Jay are you paying the writers?
(this is what I got out of the interview...if you saw it and know something else please let me know)
Jay== Yes...I support the writers and we have been taking it week by week.

Jay covers the camera twice with his jacket...and once with this red gift bag..

Jay was a HOT Mess! Does he not have answers to this question?...I do understand that he was caught off guard because... who follows Jay...
------------------ Today at the Strike sign in ... who pulls up...Jay Leno!...(he looks so sad in his tiny light blue car, that's the same color of his beautiful eyes... his thick grey skunk like colored hair was tussled.. ( GloZell no one cares about that)

Jay is talking to Joe M. (Head writer of the Tonight Show w/Jay Leno)...I wait because two strikers asked me if Jay was kind enough to shake hands with them...

GloZell== Sure Jay has always been friendly with his public...plus I will ask him for a picture with you two because he hasn't been seen with the strikers in a while and this will look good for him.

(Tonight Show writer) Peter== Ah.. you guys can go to Alameda..
The two guys head off...

GloZell== Wait...you guys have been walking everyday of this strike...I am going to ask for a picture Jay he won't mind. Peter is it alright?

Peter==I don't know..

Jay is done talking to Joe M.

GloZell (with all the confidence in the world)== Excuse me Jay is it alright if I take a picture of you with those two strikers?

Jay== I don't want to be on any blog because everything I say is always turned around.

GloZell== You are one interview too late because I saw you on TMZ last night and you looked a hot mess all by yourself...(Yes I did say that to him...Jay just looked at me and drove off)
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To James Douglas Muir Leno(Jay Leno) 1st of all....I never told you I had a blog...never ever brought my blog up to you...so I was pleased that you knew about it...( I can only guess until it's confirmed )

2ND. If you don't want to talk to the strikers...don't come around! Joe M. has a phone! (if not he can buy one with his Christmas bonus)How stupid do I feel/look striking with YOUR writers who I thought YOU were for, and you look like and act like this strike is killing you. I have yet to see your flat behind walking in the sun for a month! So don't look depressed...one can only feel just so sorry for you Mr. Leno Sir.

3rd. Jay, if you want to do the show...do the show!...and deal with whatever comes...you can't be on both sides...people will understand it's your last year(you have a lot of dedicated fans)...you honored the strike for four weeks... but don't you DARE come around NBC looking all sad like someone kicked your cat...( you can kiss my sitting outside for over a year...like a fool, to see you in the cold, hot, smokey, rainy, and now striking, pimple on the right cheek, huge black behind) JUST SOME BLOG! ...This blog was dedicated to YOU and all the things that happen around the Tonight Show because of YOU JAY! So grow some balls and deal! You can come up with a time target like... give the strike till January then go back...or something, doughnut man.


Jay you are allowed to change your mind...like" I was hoping that this strike would end sooner..because of the layoffs of my staff, my dedication to my fans and emloyers, with this being my last year at T.S....I will not do a monologue but I will do the show"...or NOT... just pick. IF / when I or anyone see you at NBC ..Smile...Wave ...that keeps the people who ARE striking encourage.(Respect that) Strikers are doing what they feel is right...are you Jay? Do what you have to do for yourself...(and yes you did look good today).......(GloZell don't try to sweet talk him now... you will never be apart of the Tonight Show...and that's okay) This is the first time I agree with this question...Jay why the long face? (and IF you havn't... Pay your writers something!)

I'm glad Martain Luther King never showed up to a Strike /March and was like..".I..I.. might not get there with you hah...I had a dream... thatah we were still sitting at the back of the bus...and it was roomy... it's not so bad...is it?
Jay has enough people kissing up to him...I am not the one!
The strike is getting to everyone...it's a day by day thing. It might be over tomorrow...or next year.
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This is a piece of GloZell's Ghetto Striker Clothes Line...Erik who come from Valencia by Bus everyday! Great guy...Maruice showed up today...A note was on the T.S. Door today...Just turn your computers around..
WRITE AID dropped off raisins to the strikers...

Thanks to the supporters of the strike...The strike will end one day...soon I hope.------------------------------------

MORE GLOZELL GHETTO GRIPE?(just don't say balls okay)

Why is this book at my church?...If you just have to be a Tramp...Lord Tramps are not sexy..

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Monday, December 03, 2007

Glo to the World!...

I didn't want to wear the strike shirt today(ha ha Joe!)...and not wearing one didn't work...so...I Pimped My Strike Shirt!A few people who were in on the negotiations, came out to inform the strikers!"Were not going to take just anything"...They need to put something good on the table by the 15...We were interrupted by beautiful women passing out Tequila shaped like...I can't put my finger on it, but I have seen that shape somewhere before...Everyone loved the shape...(Bob and Hope)Ellen...(and Bob)Bob( who I guess love "Raiders of the Lost Ark") must really like Tequila...he let this young lady hold his sign... I must really look like I need to get some...Tequila because they gave me two... It's been on the news everyday that Jay gave Christmas Bonuses(That didn't amount to much) and that 80 people were fired from his show...

I think that makes Jay look bad...but Jay doesn't have to give out anything if he doesn't want to... Jay is to cheap to himself new clothes, what did they really expect?
(if Writers show WGA card...Drew Carey will pay for a meal at Bob's Big Boy)


How long do you keep people on staff when their is no show?...But there are more than 80 people who work on the Tonight Show...they just got rid of people they wanted to get rid of... Does anyone know anything about this?(Besides Joe)

(Oooh there's Joe (Head writer of The Tonight Show..he is everywhere!...I will just keep walking)

Joe == Hi GloZell
GloZell ==(Man!)...Hi..(keep walking)
Joe== How you doing?
GloZell==(This man is killing me with kindness...What kind of evil does he practice?)
I'm doing just great Joe...

Joe== You can't look me in the eyes when you talk to me GloZell?
GloZell===(Oh no he didn't)
Joe==(Oh yes I did)

GloZell== Well you have on your shades...
Joe==(takes off his shades)
GloZell== I'm doing just fine Joe...(He is making it very hard for me to stay mad at him but I will continue to try! He snapped at me last Tuesday!)

Joe==( walking off) Great outfit..
GloZell==(Ahhhhhhhhh! Oh he thinks he can handle me!...hmmm........................I like that)

It is 400% out side...Why is this striker wearing a hot behind leather jacket? And here is sidekick...Shaft...(you are not that cool to pull of that long coat today brother man)I know I want the strike over also...(Producers look at this face! How do you sleep at night?)Pay my Daddy to write again!Woof..Beverly M.(Storysalon.com) Brought Strike cookies!Beverly M. and her husband Joe D. (head writer for"Saving Grace") "Saving Grace" writers!...Kenny (in black) is super fine!( I'm stalking the wrong show)I am so glad that Beverly never looks at my blog... She would get me for this picture...(Cute ha ha ha...)Larry Wilbourn from the Negotiation Committee...(I remember him from "The Daily News with Jon Stewart")Larry was saying how important it was that SAG is supporting this strike...(This great actor was on Thirty Something)...how long ago was that show?Maurice! Did you get some of the Tequila?Nope...Hey..it's Wiley! I met him several times while I was in line for the Tonight Show!
How do you feel about the strike? AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Great answer!This young Motivational Speaker from http://www.freewayguides.com/ hugged and gave out kisses to the all the Strikers!Peter and Joe(Tonight Show writers) spoke to everyone "Stay encourage...keep Striking...We will Win!"Everyone was upbeat and positive that the strike will favor the writers...no matter how long it takes...the writers will strike...
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GLOZELL'S GHETTO GOSSIP!
Sean Taylor's funeral was today in Miami (NFL Football player who was murder in his home) His whole team attended the service.
Sean's Baby Momma is Andy Garcia's niece...so so sad... I'm from Orlando Florida...it was so sad that my sister wasn't at the funeral! It's only a few hours away...all those fine black men... in tailor suits...with good jobs...and medical... in one place!...she better not miss the next one...so sad.

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