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Monday, May 07, 2007

Glo Loves Paris in the spring time…

Okay white people you have done some things in the past but this takes the cake.
PARIS HILTON CAN NOT GO TO JAIL! White people can't start punishing other white people just because they deserve it. Who am I suppose to blame for my oppression!

White people have to be treated better, and not be punished; it’s all I ever heard growing up. White people are going to get off. White people never get into trouble. White Devil this and those rabbits did that. (Rabbit is when the white girls are hopping in front of black men and do other things like rabbits)

The white man is keeping us down! So, don’t go changing things now!

I didn’t say anything when Martha Stewart went to jail because she is matronly. But PARIS HILTON! Are you people mad!

Now what am I suppose to believe in… The Constitution! The Declaration of Independence! This is just wrong!

I don’t have a job, who do I blame? White people! I don’t have a house, who do I blame, white people! I can’t find my socks; I blame you for that also. Help me, hate you. For Pete’s sake.

If this continues, I might as well start dating black men again. When my honkey and I go to fancy restaurants like Denny’s, and if I stand far enough behind him, we get seated before everyone else. A sister be needing her perks! Okay.

Think about Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are going to be bored to death. What job will they have if they can't complain and march?

What are black people suppose to sing about during Black History Month. All I know is, everything is going to be alright over yonder.

Maybe I need to say it in white man's language. "Please stop this tomfoolery at this juncture".

So, please don’t let Paris Hilton go to jail. This way I’m not trifling and lazy! I can just blame the white people.

On a different note.

Thank you Tonight Show with Jay Leno Angel!

I enjoyed meeting Laura and Lala from Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. Thanks for the chips


Mike Myers ( The voice of SHREK, SHREK 2 and SHREK 3 ) who is staying at the ‘W" Hotel in Westwood, California. Tell him I sent you!

Floyed Mayweather… I don’t know, he was black he had a scar on his face and was very hard to look at. I think white people are trying to fool, me but you didn’t. That was Seal! So ha!

The Cat Empire was the musical guest. I loved the background it was made up of pictures of people who work for NBC. According to Kurt the Camera Tech/Music Critic, "This is a good band." I agree, they were Funk, Jazz and Pop!

I like to give a shout out to Kurt and Fast Eddie. I hope you enjoyed Cinco De Mayo. Hola! I wanted to know, where does your people get that beautiful fruit I see on the street? Do you all have a Underground Railroad? Just give me a wink when I see you.

If you tell me what location your cousins are at, I will spend my money at their fruit stand. We got to stick together.

Remember, if it aint broke don't fix it...

LoVe Ya,



Acey said...

What's up fam? You are gonna make me spill my coffee laughing at your sh!t. It's one of your twin cousins from CT. You know the Hall/Robinson Reunion down in the sticks of GA with all the gnats and bugs and red dirt and black dark nights, ya know all that stuff us city girls aint use to. Your blogs keep me laughing and ah yea you are stupid for that Mayweather/Seal comment. LMAO!!

Much love,
cousin Tracy

GloZell said...

Oh My Goodness! I still have famiy! That's great! Tracy I am so happy to hear from you! I truly am! This is great! I didn't know you were reading this!

This means I can go to the reunion and eat what ever animal we play with first1 I love the country!

I am so excited that you left a comment! I am so scared to read the comments because I say so much stuff!

Thanks! Thanks! I am so happy! I have no idea what I am doing in California but I'm having fun!

I met Bob Barker from the Price is Right last night! That ought to get me some points down south! Thanks again, you have made my life!

I will tell my mom(Auntie Gloria) that I heard from you! She is making a list of all the people I have to apologize too because of what I have said on this blog!

so it is trully a blessing hearing from you. Take care and thanks!

LoVe Ya,
Big City Girl Now


Dan Wereszynski said...

HAHA! You're too much. This is the tall white guy who is a Flight Attendant from NY. Remember me (Dan), my Mom, and Dad went and got a pic with Jay Leno.

YOU MET BOB BARKER! The episode of The Price Is Right that we had taped the day before we met you just aired last Friday. None of us got on stage, but we were on camera in every segment. This is making me sad after Bob Barker leaves I'll only have one reason to come to see Jay Leno. And then when he leaves what reason do I have left to come to California. Oh wait a minute, to see you. Enjoy your beautiful California weather. We had a blast last year and hopefully they get to come back to Southern California.


GloZell said...

Dan! Danny Boy! It's always good to hear from you! I hope all is well with you and your folks. Don't you have a brother that I didn't get a chance to meet?

How dare you want Paris Hilton to go to jail! What has she ever done to you buddy!( Not including her album )

Rethink that Mr. Dan! Tell me you don't love her show "The Simple Life"! I close on that so ha!