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Monday, March 23, 2009

Does Michelle Obama?... Nah... Does she?

HEY 15 FOLLOWERS! WELCOME... ha ha ha... I am taking over da World...wha ha ha! ( Thanks)
I added pictures from SK and I walking
Morning on Saturday... ( why didn't I just say Saturday morning?)


SK --- You think Michelle go down on Barack?

G--- What? No...NO Way...

SK--- I think she does...

G-- NO... Michelle is to educated... Highly Educated women... naw... they don't do that kind of stuff.... lucky for you I stopped after a B.F.A (Bachelors of Fine Arts for the University of Florida Go Gators)

SK-- I think she does...

G -- Michelle has a under bite... so that's not going to work... She like " I have to plant trees, go to meeting, and you think I'm going to get on my knees... I don't think so"

G--- Michelle is so organized and ... naw I just don't think so

SK --- She probably has Obama on a schedule

G--- Yes... ( in a fake Michelle voice) Okay Barack... dick sucking from 8 to nine ...

(Both laugh.... we are being so stupid... ha ha )

SK --- GloZell you are crazy...

(GloZell humping a pillow) G -- Who's the ah President... who is the ah HNIC... Say it...

Both Laughing...

G-- I don't think so... I didn't say that he doesn't get it done... I just don't think Michelle does it... nope...

G--- I knew that was out the window when the Mother-in-law moved in... The kids, a dog, mother in law and a National Deficit...

SK --- Barack is like like Dam!

G--- Barack is what... 50 or close... a 50 year old men can't even pee as strong as they use to ... dipping and stuff... naw Michell ain't down...

SK --- ( Laughing... that's right... you right... ha ha ha )

G--- And Barack smokes so... he's tart anyways... Michelle ain't having it...

G--- But.. he grew up in Hawaii so

SK --- So?

G--- So he probably eats a lot of pineapple...

SK--- Let's go walking... I know a pretty place

G--- But I don't have any clothes for that...

SK --- you can wear mine... ( SK shorts was a little short cutting my cheese in the back and the liner was cutting my raisin in the front)
We ended up getting bathing suits... towels... to go swimming at my momma house

But it was way to cold to get into the water


SK... in the shower

SK --- GloZell ... what the hell is going on with my foot

while SK was asleep I painted his toenail... ha ha ha... I should never be left unattended

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

GloZell...You always make me laugh just when I need it. And for the record, I think she DOES!
xoxo
Leslie

GloZell said...

Ha... you really think so... hmmm... if only I could find out... need to run into an old boyfriend of hers...

Funny... interesting... Ha... glad you got a laugh... we were cracking up so hard during that conversation...

Thanks

XOXOXOX

GloZell