10 Tips for better semen taste
Here then are 10 simple do’s and don'ts to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:
1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.
2. Drink lots of water 1 – 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.
3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste
Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.
4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.
5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm
( Jay Leno's sidekick Kevin Eubanks... Vegetarian of the year 2008.. He's Yummy)
there are vegetables to avoid:
Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:
( place Bush joke here) 5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey. ( or don't eat it)
Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out! ( 0r do)
6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.
7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it’s a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.
8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.
9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.
10. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen’s taste.
Try and eat food “from the earth” i.e. as naturally as possible. Also consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are
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I went to sleep watching the Bachelor and found out today that crying baby Jason.. picked the Melissal who I thought he should be with (both dingy)asked her to marry him ... then he DUMPED HER!.... and got with MOLLY!
I guess Melissa will be the next Bachelorette .... Jason SUCKS!
ahhhhhhh I am still yelling at the TV... ( Great show ABC... Great show!)
I will be going to Tool Academy reunion... how appropriate!
8 comments:
Hey, GloZell,
Michael here. Remember if you're going to the "Tool Academy Reunion" don't let those idiots hit on you. They're called "Tools" for a REASON!
I think you scared off all your commenter's with the early part of the blog. (And Probably pissed off you Mom again...)
Thanks Michael...
Rude Hand needs help... It is just too rude/nasty... any suggestions?
Ahhhhh....
Thanks for the advice... NO hit on by tools... ha... got it... oh...
I got to get ready but...
Last night I went to the ghetto comedy show at Starbucks... I alwasy leave quickly to get to my car... so I don't end up in strange conversations with some random guy....
Didn't work....
This guy starts " Hey Hey Wait"... starts telling me all that he does... hard working not kids... on and on... THEN...
he said he wants to sing to me! WHAT?...
so I take out my camera and he sings... a song called... man what was it.. Bye Bye Baby Boom!...
a song about ABORTION! WHAT!!!!!
I just didn't have time to put it up... it's a interesting people GloZell attracts...
I'm just waiting for SK to tell me that he is really a skunk man or something...
BYE BYE BABY BOOM....
and you must listen to the whole think like I did....
thanks Michael for everything....
GloZell
Speaking of "tools" what happen to PK?
He seems like he should be on that show. ;)
Hi GloZell,
I wonder if the news about pineapple will make sales go up. I happen to eat a lot of fresh pineapple (wonder what rude hand would say about that) - good for inflammation and digestion.
For me, rude hand doesn't need to curse so much. It's really funny when rude hand says, "is this thing on..." And it was really funny when rude hand said, "...soap and water and wash your stinkin ass..." It's not funny when he/she randomly curses like calling you a stupid bitch or saying mofo in a sentence. Do you remember the fruit cake lady from the Tonight Show? She was really funny and the most she said was, ass, hell and sometimes shit. Maybe just take some of the stronger/vulger cuss words out. Hope these suggestions help.
T
GG,
You've given Jim LOTS of ideas. And thanks for helping with my grocery list.
Glad you got home safely from Starbucks. Wish ours here were like yours. I buy their coffee.
We trimmed the bushes in front this afternoon and also a palm. Going to do more tomorrow.
My American Idol show was on for 2 hours tonight. I always look forward to it.
Bet you had lots of fun with FMM today!!!!!!
XXOOOXXOOX,
MD
Anonymous... WOW... that was cold.... I think these guys were worse but... I was reminded of PK... the host reminded me of him....
you are funny!
Take Care
GloZell
Thanks so much T....
I think Rude hand needs some kind of rehab... RH is just out of hand and I will take your suggestions and do my best to work with RH....
Thanks so much...
You eat a lot of pinapple?
GloZell
MD...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....
You are something else... glad to help Jim's shopping list...
Take care....
GloZell
xoxoxoxoxox
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