At Lunch....
SK--- A white guy called me nigger at work today... he didn't know I was walking in the room
G--- What?... they all say it... that doesn't mean he hates black people that just means he was mad at you... he hates you... just you...
SK... GloZell you still like white guys?
G ---(Aw Geez here we go) Ah... well... I like you a lot... but um... yea... I still think white guys are attractive...
(Silence)
SK --- If I tell you something will it... no .. no never mind
G--- Tell me what... tell me what
SK --- NO no... it's going to change our relationship... promise me it won't
G--- (okay this is where he tells me he's been to jail or something... too good to be true..)
I cross my arms and just wait for whatever...
SK --- I feel like I have a rage from... slavery... and it's always lying on the surface...
G --- All blacks do...
SK--- But my best friends ... closer than any family... are white...
G --- Yeah well they call you nigger also... but they love ya
SK -- One time... I was at this bar with my white friends and this girl approached me... a white girl...
G --- (Oh my gawd he killed her)
SK ---- She was really into me
G--- ( probably did 30 years... )
SK --- I ... was...
G--- ( OH no... he is still a fugitive?)
SK --- I was with a white girl....
G--- That's it... you were with a white girl..
SK --- I dated her... I was WITH her...
G--- Ah SK... every black man under the age of 50 has been with a rabbit ( a white girl)
SK --- When I was having sex with her... I was trying to get freedom back... just taking out on her.... I was tearing that ass up... and she liked it
G --- Yea she liked it... there something about getting hanged over sex that just turns a guy on..
G --- We should have... Have sex with a white person for Slavery reparations Day!..
SK --- Laughing... that's great...
G--- Wow... that's my favorite Holiday of all... any white person...they have to say yes... and this holiday has to go on for 400 years... or at lease while Obama is in office...
G--- So... pick 5 white people to get your reparations from... this is great... finally a use for white people... I love it!
SK --- Not that I have given much thought to what white woman I would like to be with ( LYER... all black men do!)
SK --- Hillary Clinton
G --- WHAT?... ah ha ha ha ( laughing so hard WTF?)... oooh oooh... man for real?
SK -- Hillary is smart and powerful and I'll do it for reparations... we have to get the powerful ones...
G --- I get Bill
SK --- No (laughing ) cuz I would never get you back...
SK --- Yea... I'll knock the bottom out dat ass
G --- You want to tap Hillary Clinton.... that's funny... you freak
SK --- Yep... I would tap the hell out of Hillary Clinton...
G--- Someone needs to... Bill ain't doing it
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SK's White people I would do for Slavery Reparations...
Hillary Clinton
Katie Couric ... 
She is perky as hell I have to stop that...lol
Madeleine Albright... ( WTF?)
Janet Reno.... 
( I would have rathered him tell me he has been to prison)
hold on... clicked to something else... he just came into the room...
Okay I'm back... where was I ... Janet Reno... I forgot his last person...
GloZell's White people I would do for Slavery Reparations...
Bill Clinton... (He's a freak ... and he would let everyone know " Yes I did have sexual relations with that woman"..)
Alec Baldwin... ( naw... he doesn't look like he would be a good lay... and I have to do this for my people so... no Alec)
Baryshnikov!!!!!!!
( That white guy could do leaps over my tongue... yes... oh yes)
Toby Keith 
(Thick Country Singer... seems arrogant and sure of himself... probably get up and drop a few dollars on the floor and never call... but it would be worth it.. )
Russell Brand ...
A handsome odd, mysterious comic who is just a genius ... love him!
David Beckham... ( the picture screams for itself)
(Some say he's a soccer player... don't care... oh wait... he's not American... don't care I have Baryshnikov... they can defect...
Who's on your list... who kind of turns you on that' s a different race than you date?
( So many people have read just one blog or a video and this is what I have been accused of... I hate gays, I hate Jews, I hate white people, I hate special people ( I get lots of comment on YouTube) I hate this person, that person... I mean if you just take something I said once when I was joking or mad... none is true... so I just don't judge from one incident or if they say something on stage at a comedy club...)
break to buy grocerys ( man why did I take the picture of the WATERMELON!)
and take them over to Madea... she was shocked
and oh so happy! 
cuz my sister asked us to go to her church (Faith World ) tonight and I leave tomorrow... 
Thank you...
18 comments:
No one has to call a black man a "nigger" and you shouldn't excuse it GloZell. This is wrong. As long as we don't call out if this happens as long there will always be problems. Liking white people doesn't mean to accept everything they do. They should learn to take black people as American citizens and not just as second class people. And you must also work in this direction.
Love and happiness to you and SK
Susanne Sus
SUS... you know... what was SK to do... hit the guy... I'm just saying that the guy might not hate all black people...
See black people say racist words about whites and others but let someone white say it... they are loosing their jobs... careers...
If the guy was straight up talking to SK... then yea... problem... but we all say things...
and I just can't get upset all the time...
But you are right...remember I am in anti-black recovery...
When I'm in China town... it's Man those Asians can't drive... must be their small eyes or something... now would I say that if an Asian person was in my car... no...
So I do think you are right... I just don't think that if someone says something racist that all the time that means that they are...
I spoke at church not too long ago about Noah... I said that God knows who to pick for what job...
Cuz if my family was choosen to do Noah's job there would be a few less animals walking around today... we would have fried the chickens and bar-b-qued the pigs....
After church an older about late 70's white guy came up to me and said... I know you would have had watermelon also... he was joking... and was comfotable enough to know that I wasn't going to be upset... but he couldn't say that to anyone else...
Okay... you have given me something to think about... AS ALWAYS... ( those darn meatball making Cheese eating Swiss)...
Take Care
Thanks for always given your thought... me likey...
xoxoxoxox
GloZell
GloZell, I had just a talk with my American friend and he told me the same about losing the jobs and so. Please, forgive me, I am not very familiar with American habits. I didn't want to attack you in a way.
This is a sensitive subject.
Don't think we have these problems not also here. But black people here are refugees from black Africa, they bring with their mentality and their habits of living. This causes problems.
I was once in charge of a trainee from Gabun. She was such a lovely and beautiful young lady. Very intelligent. But they were mobbing her. I tried to help her and went to our director. But it was no use, she had to leave our Office. Fortunately a colleague's father had a law office and she could finish her education there. I still have a picture she painted for me and I appreciate it very much.
I can imagine that you are tired of getting upset all the time.
I know I am an idealist and I would love it to have peace in the world! :-)
xoxoxoxox
Susanne Sus
Sus...
we want the same thing... I don't think black people who do still have rage... I don't care how many white people they know and love... call a grown educated black man a boy and see his face...
Our history books have pages on slavery... nothing on all the inventions all the acheivements not only in sports and entertainment... but in science, math, the list goes on and on....
but that's not taught... you get... well I got tired of just Martin Luther King... really?... that's it...not to down anything that King did...
Our schools breed self hatred and racism... ya don't know the answeres... just saying um... what happened...
SK... who is retired from the Air Force... 3rd generation... brother served also... still a nigger to someone at the end of the day...
One comment... took away years... generations... can't react... it bothered him...
Florida for some reason people don't think so... but it is the South...
Glad you are diverce(sorry about spelling) with the people you hang out with... I would love to vist Switzerland... one day....
Peace
xoxoxox
GloZell
GloZell...Let's go to Switzerland.
ABRAHAM has an interesting segment on Martin Luther King. Go to Youtube and then "abraham hicks" You could probably also type in Martin Luther King.
It's an interesting conversation. I think that Florida has a lot of history, ancestral, and native american history which brings out a lot of these things...we can talk more about it...but a lot of weird people come out of FLorida...my own self not excluded!
I totally think our first lady does her first duty...think about it....if your husband became president and was such a notable historical development...what's more...after being president people can become multi-millionaires just by speaking and writing books..so yes, I think she's a good woman...and most men would say a good woman does!
Ha Ha. What do I know?!!!
xoxo
Love you.
Leslie
Wow. Janet Reno...!
Abraham on Martin Luther King-Esther and Jerry Hicks
That's the name of the segment ;)
see what you think
Leslie
ATTENTION I WILL GIVE REPARATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING BLACK WOMEN:
-Halle Berry
-Tyra Banks
-That model from The Price Is Right
-Stacey Dash
-Aaliyah
-Vivica A. Fox
-Some of those models on Deal Or No Deal
-GloZell
HAVE FUN WITH THE LIST. To all white people. I certainly don't want to get my "white only" privileges card revoked; but I'll chance it.
Don't be so damn sensitive when reading this blog!
Miss ya,
Dan
PS - I may have to come up with another white guy guide to add to this mixture. Seeing as someone else on this blog site (NOT GLOZELL) took cowardly offense to it by commenting anonymously.
WHERE THE HELL DID MY PROFILE PIC GO?!?!?!?!
Hey Les!...
Okay... I will listen to Martin Luther King segment... Man she talks to everyone...
Hmmm... the First Lady...okay... good for Obama and the economy... everybit helps... hee hee hee
Cool... can't wait to see your new look!...
GloZell
Dan...
WHERE DA ZELL HAVE YOU BEEN?...
Yes you do need to do another segment or something... ha! I know it will be good...
Such a great 2do list...wow... hot chicks...
You so funny... thanks for everything...
GloZell
Well Glo, I just love how you always make me laugh ... I "get it" and appreciate your humor.
If everyone were color blind, more people would be judged by how they contribute, not by how they look.
My list:
Antoine Alexander Brown
Allen Iverson
Antoine Alexander Brown
And I can't wait to have my beautiful black persian babies!!!!!
OK, Leslie and GloZell come to Switzerland and show us how to have fun! Because we are soooo serious people.
By the way, the German finance minister called us Swiss native Indians which need the whip from the American cavallery! Because of our bank secret. Wow! That was a slap in the face of the Swiss. One Swiss politician called him (not just with words) a nazi. And now the fire is in the roof (as we say). You see, every country has its own problems. :-)
Much fun to you all on the blog.
Susanne Sus
THANK YOU NANCY... THANK YOU NANCY...
I was starting to wonder... thanks a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are cute... I will tell SK to put you on the reparations list...lol
Thanks again....
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO!
GloZell
Paria!
Your list has to have 5 people on it!!!!... but you are off to a great start! REPARATIONS TO THE PERSIAN!...
You are a funny girl! HA ... I love it!
xoxoxoxoxo
GloZell
Sus...
The Swiss might have to let go of the cheese and declog just a bit...
I can't wait to go to Switzarland and wear your funny clothes and yodel... is that your people who do that?... Don't know ... but I will do that anyways ...
Nothing serious when I get there...Watermelon for everyone!
When Les is with me... she is a very fun person...
That Nazi guy won't know what hit him... he will be party with us....
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Fraline GloZell
Oh yes, GloZell, it are the Swiss who have the yodeling and the cows, the cheese and the chocolate. Every morning when I get up I am yodeling instead of praying. I wear the traditional costume. And at weekends I climb up the mountains and meet with my yodeling friends. And then we give a big concert. I eat only chocolate and cheese and have a cow in my apartment. She gives lots of milk and I make my own cheese.
How about visiting me? You could tell a lot about those funny people in Switzerland! ;-)
Enjoy your time with SK
Susanne Sus
Sus...
I'm still laughing out loud... yes... yes... see... funny!... Wow your own cow... I love it... hee hee hee...
That cracked me up ... so funny comming from you...
That's going to tickle me all day... you crazy Swiss....
Can't wait to yodel off a mountain... oh lay hee hoo... I said a Oh lay hee hoo....
Thanks Sus
GloZell
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